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Literature / Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by NoGirlfriend: 5:32am On Nov 27, 2021
dodoatirice:


Updates this morning Boss
we r waiting chief dodo
Literature / Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by NoGirlfriend: 6:30pm On Nov 26, 2021
Mazi Dodo!
onye mme-mme
Literature / Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by NoGirlfriend: 2:06pm On Nov 26, 2021
dodoatirice:

That’s the intention
Nwune u r many many gud.....eziokwu! u keep delivering like the Hebrew women

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Literature / Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by NoGirlfriend: 2:02pm On Nov 26, 2021
dodoatirice:
At first i cut a small lump, baba looked at me in disgust, gave a very loud his he then ordered his assistant to pass me the axe they’d brought from the coven earlier. He then gave me instructions. He told me to find a way to mutilate the chest in a way that I’d be able to bring out his heart. Tsha tasha tsha tsha a couple of swings i got the heart out. The corpse deys smell like werey.. severed the decomposing head removed his intestine completely and discarded the rest of now unrecognizable parts of him that remained. Reburied the remains headed back to the coven. The heart was Baba cut a flesh from the parts we brough back and use it to prepare a spiritual aseje and he threw the head in a mortar and pounded it until the skull got crushed and meshed if that was the right word. The heart was burned until it turned to black powdery form. The cooked human beef (spiritual food) i ate it and washed it down with a bottle of Gin. (Baba went ahead and told me that i had swallowed a deity. I got back to my ‘Bloddy Mansion’ I wasn’t hungry for close to a week. I was suddenly tired of the life but i was neck deep into it. Cashouts tripled, make i no hustle naya go pay me i know what I’m talking about.

Sometimes when i drove around in my car and saw people that were poor but slept with theor two eyes closed i envied them, if they saw me they’d wish they had my life but I’d see them and wished i had their lives a case of (that position wey you dey, na hin be another man prayer point.if i closed my eyes at night for a second, the nightmare dey always dey frightening. One time i loosegaurded and slept off around 9pm.. in my dream, i saw myself watching people cry from a vantage position. I approached the crowd and saw them laying an individual to rest. I peeped and looked ay who was in the casket and it was me.. the people didnt seem to notice me and what was really disturbing was that i layed there and blood was oozing out from my ear lobes, my nostrils and my mouth. The wool that was used to block those parts i mentioned was blood soaked. I was laid aside and the more they tried to dig the grave, the ground didn’t seem to give way to their digger swings. In my nightmare, the earth rejected my body.

This month’s sacrifice was to have sex with a dead body baba went straight to he point, how he went about the dead body was bribe a morgue attendant in his locality to transport the body to his coven. For 3 days, i was locked up with the lifeless body and could have sex at different intervals with the corpse. My first encounter with the corpse, as soon as baba closed the door behind, i examined the body and this was a corpse of a woman that hd died right after child birth. I looked under her hood and had no choice than to login into the cold lifeless corpse. (Baba already handed me an ointment that I didn’t know if it was actually for lubrication or part of the spiritual thing. In and out, back and forth, the body just layed there lifeless and cold and as soon as i came inside, her pussay gave s loud hiss. ( guess that was a fraction of air that escaped). This went in an in for 3 days and i had to endure the stench, the lifeless sex, until baba opened the door on the 4 day arranged for the return of the corpse and had me wait in his coven.I’d leave Baba’s coven, hit he club partied like nothing happened and even dashed babes money. The truth was i felt i was loosing my mind. But for how long would this continue?
nna eh!
see as fear dey catch me for here.
Literature / Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by NoGirlfriend: 10:16am On Nov 26, 2021
so dis guy wan chop dead body meat?
Literature / Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by NoGirlfriend: 8:58am On Nov 26, 2021
dodoatirice:
Morning ‘Update’ boys and girls
remember to update men and women also
Literature / Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by NoGirlfriend: 7:05am On Nov 26, 2021
OP gud morning o! pls can we get to work
Family / Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by NoGirlfriend: 10:08pm On Nov 25, 2021
my 5yrs cousin brother saw #5 note inside my bag one day and he said "uncle this your money cannot buy anything in my school o"

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Literature / Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by NoGirlfriend: 9:45pm On Nov 25, 2021
uthlaw:
y u de quote all the story na.... just comment!
alrt bruh
Literature / Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by NoGirlfriend: 8:01pm On Nov 25, 2021
Haakeem:
Hmmm!! poor jago....that why i don't freind yahoo boiz....i left one of my freinds house who was in the game 2months ago i thank GOD.op continue.
me too. the way I dey avoid yahoo boys eh
Literature / Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by NoGirlfriend: 8:00pm On Nov 25, 2021
nna eh! burying someone alive eh.
Literature / Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by NoGirlfriend: 5:52pm On Nov 25, 2021
bury jago? interesting
Literature / Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by NoGirlfriend: 4:08pm On Nov 25, 2021
dodoatirice:
People will always be people anyway But so people come into your life and at first they start out finding a way to break that wall you built around yourself for years. One Friday like Jago came to my apartment and left just before bed time. I gave me one excuse as to how he’d not stay at my place like he normally did over the weekend. I had gotten used to having him around and on this particular day, i was unsuspecting. Hours after Jago left, the hour came and I proceeded downstairs to have my spiritual bath when something scary happened. The bathroom door wouldn’t open for me to go in. Who cone lock bathroom? It wasn’t always locked as i only used it for my baths nothing more. I set the sponge and soap i was holding aside and tried forcing the door open for where. Then i thought something was wrong with the door and I’d probably go use the bathroom in one for the extra rooms, i entered one of the visitor’s room and expected the door to open as soon as i turned the handle. Some thing now it wasn’t funny anymore. I went to the master bed (my room) and previously i had left the door open but by the time i entered the room, the door to the bathroom had slammed shut and felt like it was sealed off from inside.

I put a call through to baba who then said i had to see him the next day and that that bath wouldn’t be possible that night. I went back to my pc and none of my clients were responding to my messages. That night I couldn’t do anything, i could sleep as I thought i had probably flouted the one of the don’ts of the spirit but the was only one way to find out and Baba’s Coven had the answers to my question and that it was only a matter of time. Morning came and i was on the road. I ran into traffic at one point and it didn’t seem to move for a while. Standstill. That should be around 9am tho. I just said is should see what was happening on the gram. Jago’s post was the first thing i saw. Overnight i guess he cashed out and he had a Glk Benz to show for it. I slid into his Dm with my congratulatory message He just read it and didn’t bother to reply. Ehn ehn na so people be?

At long last i sat face to face with Baba. and after what seemed like 39 minutes of checking in with the gods, he spoke up saying i had loose guarded and pesin don first me cut soap that night. he explained that Jago took a portion out of my soap-and went ahead to bath with it. and it worked for his Eleda but that meant doom for me. I told baba he bought a car that morning and baba made me understand that ishey ti daun niyen. The only way i could avoid the dire consequences of my sudden loosegaurdment was to Bury Jago alive.

He said in yoruba

Ama ri omo eniyan ati eleda e mole loye
Ama fi rubo kibi re koja

We will bury the son of man and his destiny alive
We will use him as a sacrifice to ward of prospective
evil happenings.

Now the job was how to get Jago and bring him to Baba’s coven. and how his disappearance won’t get traced back to me. I just had to do it.
no frnd for street
Literature / Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by NoGirlfriend: 3:38pm On Nov 25, 2021
dodoatirice:
I just had no choice, i drove and dropped her off at a pack and carefully took the plastic bag containing the blood soiled fresh placenta and placed it in a plastic container that had a cover and as soon as it sat inside, i sealed it and carefully placed that shit in my trunk, for the night i lodged at a hotel and by dawn the next morning, i was on the road back to Lagos (i could have left right after i dropped Sisi Nurse at the park, but as omo boi wey i be, to avoid the feds, i had to leave early as early as 4am because I understood at this time i would probably not encounter law enforcements on my way. i arrived Lagos no issues. Baba welcomed me to his coven and took the things I brought he checked it and heaped praises but in my mind dafuq?? I was going to ask him what he’d do with those then he beat me to it.He told me it was meat for the gods, then he passed only the placenta to his assistant and told me to wait after they both left the room briefly. Baba reappeared and told me I’d take a bath with that sponge that was used to bath the new born and as soon as i was done, I’d return the sponge to him and he’d use it as part of the ingredients to make another soap and that all the baby’s future wealth will be drawn to me as soon as he give me the new soap and i bath with it. I completed all the rites and headed home.

Omo Baba no lie o, that night alone i just say make i try small bombing for new clients as thats what i always did every time the combination of baba and his unseen and unclean spirits took something from me. I jammed like 4 new clients and i kid you not, i cashed out millions that night. Next morning, Baba called me telling me congratulations my money had come (i asked him about the monies that came before this one) he told me that was throwback money and that this was a new season. He then told me to get ready for my anniversary, i asked him what he meant by anniversary but he told me not to worry, he’d call me regarding that that for now i cold go on and enjoy life. Some relief for the time been i thought. I went to the balcony of my duplex that sat somewhere in Lekki and my cars suddenly felt like old ladies to me. Sure i was going to get that Range. I just felt it was time to upgrade my cars because why won’t i I can’t be going through all that stress and not Blow the money or splurge. Lowkey i went ahead and paid for a Range and a Lexus Jeep. Now i had four cars. And as normal as street dey, i had my gateguy shot a pic of me standing ontop of the Range with all four doors open. I sent the pic to my whatsapp status with the caption “Price Paid” my dudes took the said pic and it spread like wildfire.
in phyno's voice " to be a legend, nwanne akwugo m the price "

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Literature / Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by NoGirlfriend: 2:44pm On Nov 25, 2021
dodoatirice:


No thanks ,
Just read
sending ur "I can't " number is like revealing ur identity. use ur akonuche
Literature / Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by NoGirlfriend: 2:39pm On Nov 25, 2021
dodoatirice:
I woke up again asking what the time was, damn I’ve been here for two days. Baba’s assistant helped me get up from the coffin and then i stepped onto the earth. Barefooted Baba’s assistant led me back the way we came and back to Baba’s hut. He just sat there and as soon as he saw me come in he stood to welcome me back and heaping praises on me saying i was a real man. He then gestured for his assistant to bring something for him and we were in our way out to a flowing stream. ( Baba’s house from the backyard led to so many places that’s if you go out through the back gate. He then gave me the feather from before, asked me to put it in my mouth while i bathed. I did and when i was done bathing, he took the feather and asked me if i saw Tayo while i was bathing, I answered and said I didn’t and he said I won’t see that Jericho no more. Again we went back to the hut and he gave me wooden box divided into four squares and to the brim was filled with soap. Told me what to do with it and how to use it and i was on my way home.

As soon as i entered my apartment and settled, i grabbed the keys to the ford and made to go out, i exited the building into the compound and drove out. Atleast all of my worries were over for the time being. As i was driving downtown, i saw a mad person, i already drove past him but that looked kinda familiar the face tho but i didn’t think about it much. I got to HK and then i started hearing news among the boys, apparently Ceeza ran mad, i heard from the boys that he probably did yahoo plus or he ran mad on drig abuse or overdose. But deep down i knew Baba had probably asked him to come with something for sacrifice and he could not give it up. If at all, i believed that mad guy on the road was Ceeza i just put ever together and curiosity made me drive back the way i came if i could see him and be sure but by the time i got to the place i had seen him earlier, he was no longer there. That outrightly meant that someday, Baba would ask me for something as sacrifice and I won’t be able to give it up too? I suddenly felt suck in the stomach, all that money and running mad at the end or possible death? E loud gan.

I didn’t know Baba would come for me too, after a whole month of steady cashout, grinding and splurging on the money, babes, drinks etc.. Baba called me and said i needed to provide a fresh placenta of a two day old baby and the sponge used to bath the said baby and dropped the call on me. E be things, where or how would i get that for Christ sakes? Ritualist mentioning Christ iyen loud o
omo! see baba request. nawa o
Romance / Re: I'm Not Marrying Her: How DO I End This Relationship, All My Trap Has Faild Me by NoGirlfriend: 3:36pm On Nov 11, 2021
Mylordmygod1:
A beautiful afternoon to all nairalanders.

Firstly, my greatest fear when it comes to things of this world is 'women', That's why i don't want to break a womans heart in a way that i will be the one to recieve the blame.

I've been in a relationship with my girl for about 3years now, and each time my mum or friends ask me if i'm gonna marry her, my answer is always a capital letter NO.

Now, my mum is warning me to better let her go since i don't have the interest of marrying her. But the hard part is that i'v been promising this girl that i will marry her even when i'm 100% sure i won't marry her, and i don't no how to go about ending the friendship now.

Recently, i've been picking offences for minor isues, getting angry with her for no reasons, trying to give her signal, but none seems to be working, and its now like my anger is her source of happiness these days.

I really want to end the friendship now, but i want the blame to be on her side and not mine, how can i go about it?

ADVICE ME WELL

Thanks.
end the relationship and end ur life

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Romance / Re: Busty Nigerian Lady Scatters The Dance Floor At A Wedding Reception (Photos) by NoGirlfriend: 10:57am On Sep 14, 2021
Odewaleadesoye:
We tend to see different things on social media daily which could make one ponder. A video of a lady who was seen dancing at a wedding reception has caught the attention of persons and it has elicited reactions.

As seen in the video, the lady was seen dancing with a man as she showcased her dancing skills.

However, what caught the attention of persons was the gorgeous outfit the lady wore which exposed part of her body.

It's just quite surprising that some persons are no longer bothered about people's opinions concerning the outfit they choose to wear for any occasion.


She is the only one who can explain her motive for wearing such an outfit to the wedding.

Here is how some persons reacted to the outfit which the lady wore.


Source: https://www.instagram.com/p/CSUbde8AbdH/?utm_medium=copy_link


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAuUM--RW6o
hoe low show
Romance / Re: Video And Pictures Of A Guy Caught Forcing Himself On A Virgin,this World Ehn... by NoGirlfriend: 10:55am On Sep 14, 2021
Bolarineliza202:
See the way your eyes dey widen like cat's eyes and your ears standing like iroko tree in readiness....
What were you expecting to see.... grin grin grin wink wink wink
u be mumu
Romance / Re: Guys,will U Believe If Ur Girlfriend Tells U That U've Been The Only One by NoGirlfriend: 1:08pm On Sep 08, 2021
Stevecreativex:


How person go open thread for 2009 and una just dey comment now grin grin grin
nor be juju be dat?
Celebrities / Re: Eniola Badmus Celebrates Her 38th Birthday In Stunning Outfit (Photos) by NoGirlfriend: 12:20pm On Sep 07, 2021
Cumtroller:
All I see is a Water Buffalo!!!!
honourable minister... pls off ur mic
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Says He Needs Space. by NoGirlfriend: 5:13pm On Sep 06, 2021
KrystalKitty:
For some time now, my boyfriend has been telling me he wants to take a break or he needs space. We still meet frequently despite this.

Lately he said it again. This time he said he is stuck with me. The thing is that when he says these things we will play afterwards and I will not take what he said seriously. I think he's serious and just trying to cushion the blow for me. I don't want him to lose his temper one day and tell me to get lost to my face, finally.

What do you guys think of this situation? I looked at it and I believe he wants me to leave. Can you state your opinions, and also ways to move away, heal and stay strong?
eh na! give am space la
Romance / Re: After Challenging A Prostitute For A S£x Competition, This Is What Happened by NoGirlfriend: 5:12pm On Sep 06, 2021
freeke61:
A man has died during a competition with a prostitute in the Ejigbo area of Lagos State on Sunday at 12.45 am. The passing of this man broadly known as Davy turned into a web sensation rapidly, with countless people sharing it on their Social media stages with their stunning responses.

It was reported that the deceased man held a bet of N50,000 with Amaka, on who might give up first loses. Notwithstanding, it was said that Davy passed on while on the "seventh-round.”Amaka is on record to have tried some youthful colleagues in a tantamount competition and won.

Watch the full video and read more here:
https://news.payperlez.com/index.php/2021/09/06/after-challenging-a-prostitute-for-a-sx-competition-this-is-what-happened-viral-photos/
well!
he died in active service to womanity

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Properties / Re: This Is How Demolitions Of Super Tall Buildings Are Done! by NoGirlfriend: 12:15pm On Sep 06, 2021
HenryDion:
Building such a gigantic complex takes years to build, but hours to demolish. Ponder on that!!!
e even reach hour?

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Romance / Re: Jealous Husband Send Wife N@k3d Photos To P0rn Site Before Burning Her To Death by NoGirlfriend: 12:18pm On Sep 04, 2021
cubanfirstlady:
A jealous husband from west London who wanted to have total control of his wife has been found guilty of murder. He was convicted for the same offenses to put the over-a-year case at the crown court to rest.

The 45- year- old man simply identified as Damion Simmons, did not want his estranged 36- year- old wife, Denise Keane- Simmons, to keep or see friends. The best way he thought he could stop her was to pour liters of petrol over her before setting her on fire at her home in Brent, northwest London, on April 16, 2020.

The victim, Denise Keane- Simmons, was found on her bedroom floor in Alric Avenue with extensive burns and smoke inhalation and was subsequently pronounced dead at the hospital where she was rushed to by the police who came to her rescue a bit late.

According to Police, they said they went to the same house 40 minutes before the husband carried out the ‘ calculated’ killing as the victim had reported threatening messages from her estranged husband that said he had put pictures of her on P0rnHub. She also reported discovering he had hidden a camera in a lightbulb in her bedroom to record her unclothedness and sent it to p0rn sites.

PHOTOS HERE: https://toktok9ja.com/evil-everywhere-jealous-husband-send-wife-nk3d-photos-to-p0rn-site-before-burning-her-to-death/
TOKTOK9JA
la click.... la bend
Travel / Re: Prospective Corper Survives Ghastly Accident In Kogi As Bus Rams Into Tanker by NoGirlfriend: 11:17pm On Sep 02, 2021
Offpointng:
You know sometimes when you travel at night you see alot, moon shines on one side of the road and the sun on the other part of the road but what hurt me the most is the imagination that some pipe or map can be drawn from the SW to the SE atimes making it hard for palm tree to crawl on mighty oceans
bros abeg be calming down. yabaleft nor too far
Romance / Re: Reply To The Question ''are You Single?'' by NoGirlfriend: 10:43am On Sep 02, 2021
kilokeys:
e-xactly
shhhh.. never tell a girl u r single.
if there is no competition for u.. then u rnt worth it.
she would think u 1. just came out of prison 2. have a terminal illness 3. not worth it.. since nobody wants to be with u.

so the best answer single guys like us give..
babe : are u single? me : i am not married babe: are u in any relationship? me: wow.. there is something special about the way u talk babe : really?.. what exactly?
..... u have successfully derailed
she is done asking. she gets d cue
master
Politics / Re: Ibikunle Amosun Visits Bola Tinubu In London by NoGirlfriend: 10:31am On Sep 02, 2021
Celebrities / Re: BBNaija's Khloe Steps Out In Bra Top, Disappointed Fan Reacts. Khloe Fires Back by NoGirlfriend: 11:09am On Aug 21, 2021
DarkMagic:
undecided
Wat is all this?
The bra even looks like it is fighting with the breast
the bra nor even see wetin to hold sef
Celebrities / Re: Emeka Ike Celebrates Yolanda, His South African Wife On Her Birthday (Photos) by NoGirlfriend: 11:07am On Aug 21, 2021
onecoder:
I need a South African woman grin
cos of nyash abi?
Celebrities / Re: Regina Daniels Covers Viviam Lam Glamour Magazine (Pictures) by NoGirlfriend: 7:40am On Aug 21, 2021
Ayomarcel:
Always stunning and glowing. I also doubt if anyone reads magazine anymore these days.
same thing wey I wan talk

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