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You know youre fuked when youre getting jacked by the same pastor you paid your first of the year salary to.

"my pastor just robbed me ... " Idiot! He's been robbing your dumbass!

Probably doesnt even hold a WAEC. What da heck

No more tithe for youuuu!

If only all pastors could be this literal about their job description.

Trash is a rich mans dilemma. I really never knew Lagos was so wealthy! Only the well-to-do waste food and plastics.

Ambode must be doing a great job if the state is able to produce so much rubbish.

Lagos needs less dump sites that plague surrounding communities, and more modular recycling plants that create jobs and attract foreign investment.

You see trash, I see fertilizer, environmentally friendly bio fuels, pesticides, priceless metals!

Thank God we are moving forward!

This no be a romeo and juliet or bonny and clyde.

The body will tell you when to duck out of such mess. Right now shes just playing damsel.

such a leader hasnt been born yet, or hasnt been deported back yet.

TheKingIsHere:
Why did he go to a Christian country?

Let him go to Afghanistan, Iraq or Pakistan to open a suya joint.

Oh, i forgot, Islam is not really a religion of peace and this will be Haram.

Uk is Not a christian country, it's the helm of secularism and atheism. Dont hate, appreciate.

CAN, IPOB! See the delinquent terrorist attacking your farms!

Ohhh I see, his name Must begin with Muhammed.

dainformant:
He continued, "we haven't attacked any herdsman but they have killed one person in the community now and right now, we will ensure they are not allowed to do this again.

"We are valiant men not cowards and we will face them this time around defend the community, defend the farms. They have massacred one of us mercilessly and this won't happen again.

Only a coward ends his threat with "again".

The truth, you love life just as they love death.

ImaIma1:
Some of these young girls are better off as maids because they get more benefits. They could be in their houses doing even more work and there is no money to educate or equip them for the future.

My friend's maid went with them to Dubai for vacation. My aunty's maid is in school. The one that was taking care of my mum cried when she had to go back. It's not all bad especially when you are developing the person

It truly is all that bad since once the term is up they return to their ordinary mundane lives with no path to progression. Temporary success is worst than no success because you've tasted it and are now being effectively deprived of it.

The maid is in fact the victim on so many levels, including possible sexual abuse.

Rape is a serious charge for a prepubuscent. You really mean to say 'unguarded curiosity'. Im sure if she was your daughter that's what you would call it.

kistone:
EVEN IF PASTOR USE MY TITHE TO PLAY GAMBLE, I WILL CONTINUE TO PAY. I can only pay through pastor, i didnt pay to pastor. as far i enjoy and bein bless through it. Nomatter what any #frizzar say dat is ur problem.

How many indigenous charities exist in Nigeria today? DESPITE Nigeria holding much of the worlds' population of christians and more churches per block than any where in the world, there isnt a single trans atlantic nigerian christian charity! Yet you give tithe? Then surely this is clear proof that God has rejected your tithes; if good works should be the yard stick of acceptance.

Nigerians of all sects claim their sect is right, but what has yours done for humanity? What of locally? Other than buy select individuals expensive cars and houses while others starve. Who outside your church can speak of its benevolence? Who outside Nigeria can defend its credibility?

Jesus did not collect tithe nor paid it, yet he changed the world till date! The bottom line is truth speaks for itself.

Building a church is not the same with building a place for God. God needs not oppulence, but loves good works! Nigerian Christians are their own worst enemies, why are Edo chrsitians rushing to Libya when they have grandiose churches and conspicuous pastors?

No good road, nothing to explain or justify the existence of the great white elephant called the church. Such is called a warped understanding.

Great religious buildings are normally the cherry on top of a civilized, developed, moral and progressive society, but in Nigeria there is only the cherry; everywhere, and no cake.

Support thy neighbour, not thy pastor. Nigeria does not need another church, it needs better christians.

Razael23:
OK. So lets assume that what this guy is saying about tithe is true, then how come more dan 70% of his church members that are paying tithe are still poor, see forget about all d shine shine clothes people wear to church most of them are just faking it, many no even see garri drink for there house... Most Pentecostal church members are relatively living a fake life just so people will say the God of their daddy is working and their tithe is bringing more grace to them. Lies.. We know ya'll are broke. How won't u people go broke when u keep spoon feeding ur lazy azzz pastors. Common sense like they say is really not common.

And this is corroborated by bible text. Jesus did not make life difficult for the poor, nigerian yahoo pastors do. Bounty is in the hand of God, it is not through our actions that we gain bounty, but through only Gods' Will.

Christians paying tithe in hope of alleviating their acute poverty dont understand that God does not need their money. But if they use their wealth and health to help those in need He will surely help them when they are in need, and so many of them are. That is the basic of Jesus' profound teachings, love your neighbour, not your pastor!

kistone:
EVEN IF PASTOR USE MY TITHE TO PLAY GAMBLE, I WILL CONTINUE TO PAY. I can only pay through pastor, i didnt pay to pastor. as far i enjoy and bein bless through it. Nomatter what any #frizzar say dat is ur problem.

What if your pastor uses tithe money to conspire against the faithful, will you continue to pay your tithe to him/her? Since it is only the personal bounties you are counting.

Wouldnt gambling be totally against Jesus' teachings and the teachings of the great men before him? Funny how you use that as an example of your die hard loyalty, a true christian would never say such. Your loyalty should be for God alone.

klassykute:
If this fool of a freez has the money to buy a PJ he will. Oyedepo has helped alot in nigeria, go check his community. He so into charity. You dont have to show ur charity on TV. Freez is a hypocrite.. check the car he drives and the house he stayes. Why has he not given out his car to help the poor. If he is so obsessed with men of God he is also a man of God like he calls himself. Mk he also use he influnce for charity

A Muslim asks:

When you say Oyedepo has helped a lot of Nigerians, is it spiritual or financial help? Most christians go to prosperity churches to enrichen themselves, yet Nigeria has the most people on the planet living in abject poverty, and this is despite the population having more christians than other faiths.

Also, is the help that Oyedepo renders entirely his help or the cumulative help of the congregation? In other words the money isn't his or is it?

Oyedepo flying private jets before we went to school means what exactly? Is he therefore more entitled to this luxury than his flock?

you deep fried an egg with its shell, thats how an oyinbo will see it.

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Libyans right here in Nigeria...

Lonestar124:
What did he beat him with?

a fork. Was the boys father wrestling with the food on his plate?

TheNobleProphet:
Brutal!

Always remember if you are a good student of history that, Arabs have never been friends with the Blackman!

Then obviously you have selective memory. Histroy also records the great blacks among the Arabs.

And still they flood into Libya. What more warning do they need to stay away? The Libyans dont like you and certainly do not cross border to kidnapp slaves. So let those who can hear hear.

Nelsizzy:
You are not feeling fine at all. Is this all you could come up with as defense for the ridiculous statement your leaders made? Scores of people are been killed everyday, till date no Islamic body has ever criticize such acts. God! How did I find myself in such a country as this? With what I see daily, I wonder how I am still Sane?

No criticism because 90% of the killings are contrived and the remaining are provoked. Nigeria is safe as long as you do good and dont go looking for hype and trouble.

When a man has been killed, his cadaver cant attest to all the crimes he comitted with his limbs and mouth so one naturally has pity for him but God knows the truth and God is the Avenger.

Xtians are the biggest of oppressors and trouble makers, making a mountain out of a mole hole. These herdsmen have been rearing cattle for millennia before the advent of british colonials. They should not be forced to stop their productive and legal livlihood to please any idiot xtian who was just born yesterday and has become a diehard fan of some squiggly lines on maps. Abeg if na to die you know, you will die in your rage! The world belongs to God.

If you cant live in peace with Fulani dont live at all. It is their cow, sheep and peppers that we eat. Why dont you play politics with your belly, boycott their meat na? Haha, I almost forgot how hypocritical the vast majority of you are.

deebrain:
Religion of peace indeed.

Let me guess...christians started killing christians when someone drew a cartoon of prophet muhammed abi?

Let me guess...when nigeria wanted to host the most beautiful girl in the world contest, christians started killing and rioting abi?

Christians invented the word jihad, right?

I think most muslims and these radicals are cowards. So its nice killing harmless people and when the people rise up against you in self defence, you play the victim ....

Too late.

Xtians were bloodletting years before the dawn of Islam.

Muslims are radicals just as most xtians are dumb sheeple. At least radicals get to keep their income and their women.

bugidon:
The height of illiteracy, negligence and stupidity of some so called muslim leaders have made me understand why some of their brainwashed followers behave like cows.

Dont u have tithe to pay? Im sure youre busy arranging your first months salary! And you call us stupid?

What about your miracle pastors and prophets who cant prophesy their own doom but can prophesy every minute detail of future events?

If xtianity was not thought of as being for the foolish it would not have been abandoned by Europeans. Ironically the countries we find the worst forms of poverty and extreme negliect are those xtian countries, just name them.

Muslims are wealthy all over in material and intellect. Xtians are poor and gullible.

ELKHALIFAISIS:
religion of billions going the same damnation bcux of 75virgins... keep deceiving ur self... yellowbar Muslim are infidel

75 virgins or 75 coins, not your worry. Your worry is staying alive and avoiding conflicts.

You seemingly forget that Hausa/Fulani blood is more precious to those you intend to extract sympathy from. We have no qualms with fulanis wiping you and your dirty mouths out of "co-existence". Shariah law makes it obligatory to smite the necks of the haters, even after repentance.

Groups like ISIS and Boko Haram have far more sympathizers among the Muslim demographic than they do fighters and that is a lot to do with Muslims seeking revenge for the whimsical utterances of dissolutes like you.

Those that were snuffed out in Benue and the likes were probaby seeking the sort of impunity that you seek through Nairaland, but "luck" ran out and the rest is history.

When the time is right, you will be smoked out of your precarious hiding places and served cold to your village.

powerkey:
Afonjas should keep enjoying their evil APC change.


Instead of the foolish governor of Oyo to mobilize his people against the herdsmen terrorists, he was busy today rewarding them with a useless Sharia court.


They brought it upon themselves and upon them shall it be till they apologize to GEJ.


THE WAGES OF SIN IS DEATH.

YORUBAS HAVE SINNED AGAINST GOD AND THE ENTIRE SOUTHERN NIGERIA.

Your type of madness is why we will never have peace. Your life is fakking useless and we have ways to prove it.

Nairaland will not hide your animosity when conflict starts - what is happening now is mere grooming.

We, Muslims, already hate you! AND slaughter is the brother of hatred and you are here insulting the religion of billions. We are all watching, continue with your incitement and see where you end up.

tintingz:
It's also irrational and problematic to logic to claim Allah was not created and as well say "there's a creator for everything". It's either you accept the infinite regress chain(Allah having a higher creator) or you accept what created everything is unknown or there's no creator.

Let's agree Allah is the creator and not created, tracing back his existence Allah must have created himself at one point in time(since the writer above said infinitum is irrational and impossible), there is a beginning for his existence but if you insist Allah is infinite then same argument goes below...

We don't know if the universe had a beginning or infinite, or if there are many universe (multiverse), so we can also use same argument of Allah for the universe!

And lastly, there are over thousands of creators in religions, so what makes Allah the one only true creator out of other creators, because a book said so? yes?

Time is a creation, it has a beginning and an end.

There being thousands of concepts of God does not equate to there being thousands of physical entities of God. God is one. If there were more than one, we'd see constant conflicts in the heavens and earth.

RedPanda:
where did Jesus mention Ahmed? please show the verse or continue in your delusions........

If I showed you would you believe? Or will it serve as fuel for your chauvanism and a catastrophic waste of time?

In fact Baranabos went as far as quoting 'Muhammad', but since such gospels are diametrically opposed to xtians pagan beliefs, it was removed from the canon.

Keep in mind o, all this fuss is about a desert nomad, illiterate? How many of his type have walked the earth?

Even your god cant disprove the integrity of the Quran, fabricate a new one or corrupt its Message. That says a lot if you ask me. The Bible is now the butt of all jokes, versions by the dozen, no authentic source to reference and you have audacity to point your lousy finger at Islam? Being delusional comes to mind.

Abram, Avram, Abraham or Ibrahim was a Muslim, categorically, a staunch, proud Muslim! Or will we discuss the meaning of Allah now? Is that truly necessary?

Abram does not lead conjecture, which you xtians are upon, his path was pure; pure monotheism, just as the Islamic message is pure and has been for the last 1400+ years!

Please while your busy being a smart ass, find me another version of the Glorious Qur'an called the Glorious Qur'an.

RedPanda:
This is a very twisted understanding of scriptures no wonder muslims are as confused as anything. This is just plain rubbish

How can Jesus speak of muhammed when Islam came in 1000 years after Judaism. My God....such delusions

You idiot, the very same way you ignoramuses claim Abram prophesied Jesus. Did he Jesus not mention Ahmed?

You are the one twisting the obvious truth.Jesus was not a xtian! You can either kiss the truth or go hang yourself. You can never prove the validity of xtianity, never. Trinity represents a host of questions and not a single answer.

Muhammed only promoted monotheism, that says enough.

Olu317:
Abram wasn't an Hebrew name because he wasn't an Hebrew in the first place but his descendants were identified with such name. In fact, ISRAEL WAS THEIR ORIGINAL, which was borne out Jacob's name being changed by God. His father was Terah and was of Chaldean origin. Secondly there were account on archaeological that were found to have mentioned the dates I referred. Even your reference whom you acknowledge so dearly, in the person of Ben Tor on the same information on . The most important of Israelis tradition were borne out contact with Eli/Elohim/YHWH,through Abram. And one of the contact with God ; “And when Abram asked whereby he might know that he should inherit it, God said to him, "Take me an heifer of three years old, and a she-goat of three years old, and a ram of three years old, and a turtle-dove, and a pigeon." .These were the animals firstly associated with Abram and his descendants. In fact, you are quite funny, because identifying someone's place of origin that history has record of it has nothing incoherent about it as you seem not to be very widely read on this. Below is a journal that mentioned sixth century info and check out the YouTube info about them which has same dates I referred. Lastly, Christianity is a way of life. I know my ancestors tradition and before Jesus came, no human being took away from my ancestors their tradition and until the coming of Jesus Christ, no one will take away from my descendants and family. Christ Jesus was the promise of God to Israel.
There was ancient history , if you have no knowledge of it, doesn't matter. I hope you will agree with the archaeological information you see in it. Kindly let go of the postulation but focus on the archeology.

Check this out :https: //www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yc5kKSzzUI

I agree that Abram was neither a jew or a xtian. He Abram was one who submitted to the will of God and that in arabic is 'Tasleem', and the one who submits is a Muslim. Abram was a Muslim as Islam was was the first of all religions on the planet.

Culturally, Abram was a persian. His name originates from the persian Farsi language, not Hebrew, Aramaic or Latin. So linguistically you christians have no claim to the name neither does the Torah, Thalmud or New Testament.

Whenever you mount an attack on Islam and Muslims you are mounting a greater attack on xianity. Jesus never ever called his followers christians! Remember he was always a jew!

Christianity is not a way of life, we know this because Jesus only came to implement the laws that came before him. So you mean Judaism is a way of life. And we know today that Judaism is obsolete, irrelevent and unrobust.

All the people of the past were Muslims. You cant bring a point without showing bias. Why cant we call Jesus a Muslim?

And Jesus spoke of one that will come after him that his name will be Ahmed (praise worthy) and Muhammed is the praise worthy one. Is Ahmed not mentioned in Barnabos gospel? How many Ahmeds came after Jesus that achieved the feat of Muhammed?

You guy lack sincerity and dont know history.

Please dont let me start because if I do you will run..If you dont know your religion abstain from debate.

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