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Nshi nshi...ewepu ekwensu, kedu ihe mmadu na acho n'ike mmadu ibe ya?

Are your nuts washed or not? What is the origin (which state) of the nuts. Can you supply to enugu and at what LAST price?

Ralph

Gaborone:
Talk is cheap.

Celebrate her by being faithful to her.

Dazzol!!!!

dunkem21:
Nice one .. But, what of other men wey don dey marry underaged girls with parents consent but without the child consent?

The most matured FTC in a millennia! Remain blessed dunkem21.

Is it Bank of Industry?

Empero1:
Obviously, NDA dismissed you because of your inability to differentiate "hole" from "whole". Well, I wish you all the best in your musical career.

Very Callow

The Supreme Court has upheld the election of Nyesom Wike of the Peoples Democratic Party as governor of the oil-rich Rivers State.
The court gave the ruling validating the April 11 governorship election on Wednesday but did not provide reasons for its judgment.
It said detailed reasons for the verdict would be provided on February 12.
The Court of Appeal had on December 16 affirmed the judgment of the Rivers Governorship Election Tribunal.
The appeal court had ruled that Mr. Wike was not validly elected.
The Rivers Tribunal had earlier on October 24 nullified Mr. Wike’s election.
The tribunal, which delivered its ruling in Abuja, also ordered that a fresh governorship election be conducted in the state.

http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/197527-breaking-supreme-court-upholds-nyesom-wikes-election-as-rivers-governor.html

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princeofpeace22:
All I see is bricklayers washing their hand after work and a call girl

This is not right @bolded. No matter what!

RockMaxi:

What is our problem in this country? We are the same set of people asking the govt to repair, now they have done that we are still shouting that the refinery is analogue based. Will the government be able to give a digitally controlled refinery that will equally satisfied those conditions under 7months.
I think criticism should be constructive and not otherwise.
The OP actually have some mischief up his sleeves when posting this article.

I rarely reply (fact), but I saw your post and nearly lost hope for this country. Why would you kickstart an obsolete refinery that can only handle heavy crude when you know Forcados, Akwa Iboe and Bonny Light are all light crude? This is another fuel subsidy/rice quota scheme in the making. Soon, license will be given to shady coys with questionable ownership to import heavy crude to be refined in this refinery.

They said "Anything worth doing, is worth doing well" If Kaduna refinery is not Light crude compatible, there's no need rushing to make it operational. Come up with a reasonable timeline....give the contract to a reputable firm(with experience) to make it compatible with our crude and upgrade it's technology and machinery which will in turn boost it's output.

Not just replacing Christ with X...You'll see someone typing a lengthy post or message only to end it with "IJN"...WTF. You're not lazy/tired typing the post/message but you're lazy typing "In Jesus Name?"

I just tire!

Mynd44:
Hold on, how can a 7 year old wear "revealing clothing"?

Abeg she is wearing clothes. Nothing special, if you are uncomfortable with this, check yourself

You're no OK at all!!!

trapQ:
Lmao!! I've lost hope in Nigeria. I'll strive to be a better person for myself, family and society, but for me to hope on the govt?? Hell Nah

Love the bolded...some pple replace nah with yes without comprehending the meaning of their exclamation! Big Ups!

Nihilist:
Vaseline and tissue on standby...
OP where is the video?

Are you not ashamed or embarrassed? My God!

MsZeezah:
Good job kiddo! I hope he doesn't constitute to the brain drain in Nigerian and run to North America or Europe after the Youth Service and Housemanship is completed, cos the Nigerian situation and way of encouraging our best brains and discouraging and frustrating.


I love your post. Should be devoid of tribalism. If the guy was among my brothers and sisters from across the Niger, you would have been hearing all kinds of divisive and tribalistic hailings now.

And what exactly are you doing now...kid.

God bless Olalusi. Thanks for making my day.

Heard talks that they are still getting to grips with the new system...If am in your shoes, I'll pester the Abuja lady that asked you to print the forms and go to CAC office to see if she can escalate from her side the issues you're facing.

Your coy name will go back to the poll after the 60 days grace and will be free for someone else to grab and register(not fair though).

Just escalate on multiple fronts. Find them on twitter and bombard their handle with complaints and copy popular personalities, Nigerian police and media houses to force them to look into your case to avoid embarrassment and possible litigation.

PS: Mods frontpage thread here.

lillaowow:
Lindaikeji..com always makes me laugh.

with all the money, she can't seem to get off .

She once said she has considered that, but a friend told her to stick with . for security reasons. You can buy a domain name, but not all buyers can afford a dedicated server to host their site and install all security softwares and devices. They might also not have the money to pay for "https"

. addresses are hard to break into cos you're basically trying to break into google.com

So it's not always about money. So many factors are considered. Once you have good, matured and beneficial content, with a little advert, readers and followers will seek you out.

Humblega:
They argued that the provision in Section 14 of the Constitution is only applicable to appointments in Federal Ministries and Agencies, and that the House of Representatives is not an agency of the Federal Government and the principal officers positions are elective and not by appointment.

@Bolded.....Then allow them to be elected for crying out loud. Why are you contradicting yourself? Come on!

Can you drink Ocean water?

ionsman:
Lmao......

Nigeria::Living by the ocean,but dying of thirst.
That's the perfect definition of Nigeria.

Pikin...

MrMcJay:
This space is dedicated to Chief T.A Orji, the best performing governor of our time. He has turned Aba into a tourist attraction for people researching on migration of maggots from bushes to cities.

I also want to acknowledge Chief Martin Elechi. He is the most youth-friendly Governor. He is so youth friendly that his last son is a 40-year old youth.

Also worthy of mention is Otunba Ahaji Dr Chief Christopher Adebayo Alao-Akala, JP, CON, OPC. He is a very social governor. He even attends birthday parties of 1-year old toddlers instead of University convocations.

We also acknowledge Dr Peter AY Fayose, the gentleman of Ekiti. He is truly an angel. Last year, he gave 12 cups of rice and a pigeon to each adult resident in Ekiti. This year, 4 families may share a pigeon, dollar don cost.

All these Governors performed better than Fashola.

Please does anyone know where you can buy advanced computer parts in Nigeria? Is there any online site with pics or are they offline?

Parts like CPU Water Cooling systems, Nvidia GTX 980 VGAs, x99 Motherboards, 80+ Grade PSUs, Cooler Master HAF X computer case, i7-5860k Haswell Processor, Samsung Evo 850 SSDs etc.

Any authentic info will be appreciated.

Thanks.

KazeemDiary:
The palace of the Oba of Lagos, Rilwan Akiolu, has issued a statement, clarifying the Oba’s statement when Igbo leaders in Lagos visited him on Sunday.
Read full statement below.

THE PALACE MAKES FURTHER CLARIFICATION ON THE STATEMENT BY THE OBA OF LAGOS.
‎My attention has been drawn to a publication in a national newspaper where HRM Oba Riliwanu Akinolu was alleged to have threatened Igbos in Lagos to make them vote for Ambode.

Last Sunday, all honorary Eze Ndigbos in Lagos paid a courtesy call to HRM Oba Akinolu. At the meeting the visitors praised the Oba for his fatherly support for and cooperation with Igbos in. Lagos. They assured him of their continued good neighborliness with other tribes in Lagos and support everything that’ll further strengthen that harmony.

Oba Akiolu on his part acknowledged the enviable performance of Governor Fashola and his contribution to the growth of investments in Lagos. He gave the assurance that he is not disturbed or angry with South-East and South- South votes for President Jonathan as perceived by the Eze Ndigbos. The Obas thereafter called on the Igbos chiefs to show appreciation to Lagos State by supporting his candidate Mr. Ambode for continuity of excellence as they have earlier promised.
He assured them of his continued support‎ and assistance where needed and the meeting ended with the traditional breaking of kolas, alligator pepper, and bitter kola and pouring of liberation on the ground. It was within this context that that the tradition of Lagos with regard to the lagoon came up. It was noted that whoever works against the throne and the interest and peaceful co-existence of Lagos would end up in the lagoon as per tradition.

2.Oba Akiolu stated further that the Igbo people have not betrayed the throne. Lagos has also not betrayed the Igbo people. Lagos has done so much to make the Igbos comfortable and to prosper. For this, we expect reciprocal respect and understanding. The Oba of Lagos prays that the Lagoon and the throne will continue to bless and protect all those who reside and visit Lagos.

3. Oba Akiolu is the father of all irrespective of tribe, religion or political persuasion. In Lagos, we have an old traditional proverb that relates to the Lagoon. The Lagoon is unique to Lagos. The proverb stresses the need for unity and understanding when you do business in an environment and in this case when you live and do business in Lagos.
Oba Akiolu prays for peace for the land of Lagos and prosperity for all its inhabitants.
Signed: Chief Lateef Aderibigbe Ajose, Opeluwa of Lagos
April 6, 2015


http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/180665-alleged-anti-igbo-comment-what-oba-akiolu-really-said-palace.html

@bolded...How do you work against Lagos? Is it by voting democratically as per your inclinations(whether right or wrong) or by insinuating violence by your words and action?

Whatever tribe you're from, you should vote for the candidate of your choice. If the Oba wants everybody to align themselves with his political beliefs and ideology, Lagos should breakout of Nigeria and institute a Dictatorial form of government with only one party where all residents by the Oba's decree will support one person.

You claim to be the father of Lagos, but you're openly campaigning against one of your sons. What about the over 600,000 votes PDP got in the presidential elections? Do you think they are only Igbos? Do you know how many of your kinsmen that are part of that figure?

As long as Lagos is still a part of The Federal Republic of Nigeria, everybody should cast their vote wherever they feel like.

The Oba of Lagos as a public figure should be aware that every of his utterances will be dissected and viewed from multiple perspective and as such should not be partisan to avoid any damage control(like this publication) which didn't even do any control but added to the damage.

Please vote for whoever you want to lead you. Be it APC or PDP. Just be humble and civil enough to accept the result and work with the government for a better state and country. Not just for us but for the generations unborn.

#voteFreely #NoViolence #GodBlessNigeria

Delusions of Grandeur smh

SammyHoe:
[size=14pt]APC: 90,000,000 - 7,000 = 89,993,000

PDP: 19,000,000 + 7,000 = 19,007,000

Nothing to worry about jare. APC still taking the lead [/size]

Please seek urgent help. Your post is disgusting.

Cheers

aboy247:
The woman Na iron




Man Caught Raping Injured Cow Using Coconut Oil As Lubricant
SOURCE: http://www.e reporter.com.ng/index.php/more-news/odd-news-reports/item/3761-man-caught-raping-injured-cow-using-coconut-oil-as-lubricant

Congratulations bro. May you and your family enjoy your house and many more that you'll still build in Jesus Christ's name....Amen!

Good day bros,

I'll like to know the cost for 2005 BMW 325, 2010 BMW 535 and 2005 BMW 530.

Also do you do the findings or can the customer find and refer you to the site?

Do you also do auction trades?

Hoping to hear from you soon.

Cheers

Ralph.

fun4:
No fewer than 80 members of the dreaded Boko Haram sect were said to have been killed on Tuesday by local hunters in Mahia area of
Adamawa State.

It was learnt from one of the local hunters, who was part of the team that engaged the terrorist group in a fierce battle, that they were angered by Monday’s attack on their town, deciding to move against the terrorists.

The local hunters, who spoke on condition of
anonymity to our correspondent on Wednesday, said they mobilised local hunters from surrounding towns to engage the insurgents and they were successful in recapturing their town.

He said, “We fought gallantly, killed 80 members of the insurgents and recaptured Mahia Local Government headquarters (from their control).”

He boasted that if given the chance by the military authorities, the hunters would have dispersed the insurgents from all the captured areas of Adamawa and beyond.

He said, “The military kept telling us that we cannot be allowed to go after the insurgents since we are not legally constituted.

“We can only appeal to the military authorities to scrutinise us and authorise us to face the Boko Haram insurgents in a battle which I believed we will defeat the insurgents and regain our land.

“If the military can authorise us and give us back- ups, we will wipe out the insurgents because we know their hideouts and if it is juju (local charms), we will match them it.

“Boko Haram fear us because they know what we can do.

Let the military leave us with Boko Haram and see what is going to happen.

We took advantage of the fact that the soldiers have fled the area and used the opportunity to kill and chase some of the insurgents out of Mahia.”
www.punchng.com/news/hunters-kill-80-insurgents-reclaim-mahia/

@Bolded...by Hunters I doubt this news...#justThinking

No matter how bad APC and it's supporters think President Jonathan and PDP have performed, electing Buhari as their Presidential candidate is tantamount to shooting yourself in the leg.

If anybody's thinking/utterances about Nigeria, isn't influenced greatly by the fact that this is a secular country..that person should not hold any sensitive position in this country.

Take this brief trip down memory lane of GMB's stance on sharia.

Note: Am not asking you to vote for PDP. Am asking you to use your voters card wisely even if it means voting for Labour Party(if they still exist)

lawrenceunaa:
Congratulations

A beg next time use condom the world is over populated already

It was an Octuplet. Thank God for the couples sha. Am next on the line. Dear God remember me and my wifey. Quadruplets no go bad Baba God! )-:

Am so against Female Genital Mutilation.

HARDDON:
Vic wor? Sorry to disappoint u.
A lion does not turn a puccupine at the flip of d coin. If every guy was like yours truly, men would eat at the very exalted tables they were fashioned for n not scrub scraps ...

Let's say I'm a voice of correction to these whack guys that don't know that not for naughts were they born .
N to C snubs like u who think d sun shines out of ur bu77s , try something more challenging like having Kul people who u can hv intellectual talks with n r challenging, not having 500bbm contacts yet none got brains.

"No disrespect buh I killa queen !"






Btw, how twisted can u get? Advertizing ur pin on ur signature so u can hv more recharge card clients? N when they don't send, u turn blind eyes to their pings ?

Boss Mode. I believe your government!

HARDDON:
Isn't it just anonyingly amazing ?

some dudes go chasing for months n can't get a game, yet others just meet same gurl and under an hour be smacking it real good.

This one thing I tell guys: get ur shytes together n get them dough ...... money ain't never wrong.

Then instead of pinging , u call em with a sleek hunk
Instead staying up all night hoping she returns ur call, u be changing 9ners like a piece of apparel . n don't hv to visit same forest twice if it ain't worth it.
U were created da boss, stop selling short n take d role gallantly !

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