AJOBI77:
Yinmu
So Medical School is now free?
You don't mean it?
Why do you travel abroad for medical services?

Na by force make I dey do suffering and smiling?

Make the country habitable and conducive and see them stay behind

Don't mind the mofo 21k school fees is a scam you pay exorbitant textbooks no government funding you spend atleast 100k a semester.


So how is it free?

Don't mind the mofo his daughter just graduated from my school as a doctor,
Where is she, she has done her induction werey people

Darlingme:
Because I really want to make him a successful man

Getat

Iyaebe:
Most Nigerian men marry because of sex,that's it.

What else should you marry for Madam

Iyaebe:
She doesn't need to curse you sef before the curse reign supreme in your life,you can't marry her but she's good enough for sex.Anyways I don't blame you,I blame the girl who was doing wifely duties with you for three years without any reasonable step forward in the relationship, it serves her right and next time she will padlock her private part and only give the key to the serious and rightful person

Honestly

Drchindo:

U are a funny dude
In your previous comment u mention UNN UNIBEN as part of school that do dissection
Now it is just UNILAG cont....
From dissecting cadavers to studying extensively, please how can you study a cadaver extensively ND not dissect no difference using model which most nursing and para medical courses use

If u want to study medicine I think jamb we be starting reg very soon

Throwing cheap lines won't do here and emotional qoute.

Now tell me if dissecting is not just a single course in the whole anatomy Lab.

Don't score cheap lines it sucks.

Where is your gross anatomy lab you left it in the pot.

debbydams:
whala for we wey Neva even get husband ,God when

Lol, can I married to you.

NewSoul:

Dude you type and you should definitely sound like AI (Artificial intelligence) a.k.a robot. As in you are Obstinate (you no dey gree) and that's how robots are design (work according to how they are programmed any other foreign instruction won't be adhered to)

The way you type is funny too. As if you need a software update. You must be a fun person to be with

Lol can you please tell me how a bot is made.

I hope you are a programmer cause e go pain me if you are not.

For you to understand IT to this level, I just hope you know what a bot is.


Well since you are stylishly asking for my contact you can always DM me Sha.

Christianity your Laws are here again

If this Happened in the north islamophobic mumu would have derailed the thread

RuyiMedicDiary:
SPEAK FOR YOURSELF

That's true oo.

Eben331:


Lol

All courses are good. Don't start unnecessary beefing and comparison.

You like Pharmacy, fine. We, that like MBBS/BDS, fine

You don't have to tell him to take up a JAMB form just to pass across your comments.

Besides, he is not someone that needs such.

That's true, the truth is that everyone is here for the money.

samuelpeters:

Are you talking about pre-Clinicals?

In some schools,MBBS holders also double as PhD holders. According to NUC, you can't lecture in pre-Clinicals without your PhD. But this rule doesn't hold water in clinicals.

©️2021.

Yeah something kind of similar to Optometry and Physiotherapy.

That makes sense.

As you can't lecture Clinical Pharmacy without a PharmD or Bpharm.

I get.

MrEgghead:
Pls, go and create your pharmacy thread and stop disturbing our peace with pharmacy this, pharmacy that here. This is strictly for medical students.

Lol College of Med what complete it.


Everyone is involved

Drchindo:

Sorry in UNN pharmacy student don't do cadavers

A guy from UNN or UNIBEN.

Here in Unilag you do gross anatomy of cadavers, that's a cool thing

And the Steeplechase well that's a bad thing.

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Serenading My Pharmacy Crush With Dispensing Terminologies
By: Sopuruchukwu V. Mamah (Editor, UNN)

I know this one girl; she can be more potent than barbiturates, and quite as deadly too;

The reason why?

'Cause she takes my breath away.

During practicals, I would write down her name in the poison register. Despite warning myself, I was forced to come to terms with it. Even though my pride absolutely forbade it, this girl...she made feelings churn within me — a constant trituration, bringing my feelings to a fever pitch.

But I knew, that no antipyretic could taper down this heat. So I thought, ‘what harm could come from threading the first stitch?’

So I took my pen to a paper, weaving a love story for my dispensing crush.

My prayer was that we would both be caught in its web; like oversized granules, in a sieve mesh.

I wrote:

You’re my medicine, mi amor. If you had a label, they’d be just one API: beauty.

I’ve checked all your brand names, and your chemical name, they all say the same thing: cutie.

Angelina, you give me a fever, but I won’t take no pill — nah! Boil me, like a hydrocarbon base.

Your smile is an elixir, indicated for my inflamed heart; now I need no aspirin... 'Cause you are my NSAID.

I was rushed to the ICU yesterday. Apparently I’d overdosed. Guess what they said I’d overdosed on. Apparently, it was you.

They gave me a prescription. Underneath, in red marker, was written, ‘CAUTION: NOT TO BE TAKEN WITH ANGELINA.’

I remember thinking, ‘what misinformation!’ So I wrote a new prescription. A physician he may be, but an apothecary, I am.

I worked out a master formula. After a few calculations, a working formula too: you plus me equals love dosage form.

Transference losses may occur as we try to love each other, don’t fret... I added overages to our master formula.

It may not be given intravenously, but, this love still has a 100% bioavailability.

I never learnt to speak frankly, so I always use metaphors.

Let me put this next thing I’m about to say, in a way, that you in particular will understand.

Let me be your mould, Angelina. I know just how much you love to make suppositories during practicals.

So, let me be the mould for only you, for all the dispensing practicals, of the rest of our lives.

And if you don’t mind, perhaps even in the afterlife.

With love, from your seatmate, Sebastian.

Authors:

Pharmaceutical student association of Nigeria.


PANS National

Xandre:
Bros, try and get into school first yuye.

UniLag Pharmacy students like other schools don't do Dissections and it's still the B.Pharm program they run.

Yeah but your inability to read upward comment may have affected you when I said I study cadavers extensively but do not dissect them.

He his telling a Pharm student to get into school Lol .

You can do masters in medicinal chemistry sha., That's even if you have a degree.

horpeyemmi66:

What University are you at?

Unilag

originbm:


No problem at all. Just inbox let's chat.

Now you are inducted, do you prescribe, ddo you pursue out opthalmologist go surgery alone.

How's the general oppurtunity.

Xandre:
They are asking you 'A' you're answering 'B'.

Are you sure you're in Pharmacy at all?


UniLag people will still come to rubbish all you've written.

Lol one single Question in Pharmacy will if I ask.

So it would confirm am in Pharmacy.

And which A or B are you talking about explain more.

ultron12345:
why won't there be high rate of blindness when optometrists refuse to do what they were trained for, rather, they want to do the work of opthamologists. Only in Nigeria you'll see optometrist carrying out surgery. Silly people, it shall not be well with JOHESU.

Toorh e pain you.

horpeyemmi66:

I don't have your time.

Well in country like America the consultant has no business in teaching Pharmacy student.

The clinical Pharmacist is responsible for Rotations in Pharmacy Lead Ward rounds.


A good development tho. since the CMD himself directed that.


It's up to NUC and the VC to decide what goes or not.

But bro to be honest I hate rotation stress Pharmacy are already going through a Lot.

Lab rotation you still want to add clinical rotation,
I'm very thankful any stress of such is not added for us.

E jooh, Pharmacy student does 6 months rotation through siwes already even before you graduate.


But it's fine and stressful

RuyiMedicDiary:
Physiology department is usually seen as the easiest in the Basic Medical Sciences. This video helped me know what and what the examiners look for in a Physiology exam script while marking


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_buWpQfbLM

Can you help out with Pharnac.

Those people are bad oo.

horpeyemmi66:

Pharmacy Consultancy is a managerial position in Nigeria and has nothing to do with skills.

As a Pharmacist rises in the civil service, at some point they become Directors and then Consultants.

Their appointments as consultants is not evident of knowledge or degrees acquired.

Essentially, someone with just B.Pharm./ Pharm.D. can eventually become a Consultant Pharmacist.

They get their promotions in 3 years intervals with or without additional degrees, training or certifications.

But with consultancy benefits, I like it.


Look I'm just pulling your Legs, cause I don't want to expose your ignoramus.

Have you checked West Africa College of Pharmacy a 4 year Fellowship Program.

Soon it would get residency status.


Although me I don't like stress I don't want hospital pharmacy, Let me go be superintendent Pharmacy and earn 500K post 2 years or 3 NYSC. I like big salary.

FPCPharm NPAPharm soon we would start clamoring over PhD equality, Lol.

I guess the Faculty won't even allow it.

Only Pharmacy Lecture Clinical Pharmacy and all of them with PhD and journals all over.


Lol pick up a JAMB form for a pharmacy course, because they don't even do DE.

horpeyemmi66:

I did not see the need to respond to your quote, still, I am compelled to.

You know one thing, your vaunting about doing Anatomy, Physiology and Biochemistry is an agenda being pushed by PSN and JOHESU and it is playing out before our very eyes, you only happen to be caught in the drama.

Some of your remarks above bears an overwhelming semblance to the same fallacious reason some professions allied to Medicine and Dentistry always make; "We did the same thing in school".

There are lots of things to write, however, I would dwell on the salient points.

The genesis of this furore began from entry level into civil service. Doctors (MBBS/BDS) entered on Level 12, Pharmacists entered on Level 10. They wanted parity, the relativity was not enough. The matter was dragged, back and forth. Still, NMA would not budge.

Even recently, they, the JOHESU advocated for the proscription of the title of Doctor for Physicians and Dental Surgeons, that did not see the light of day as well.

Then, JOHESU went back to the drawing board and decided it was the extra 1 year that made the difference and decided to switch from B.Pharm to Pharm.D, so they can effectively earn the same as Doctors and so they can be addressed as Doctors.

In essence, they added some inanities to the B.Pharm curriculum and passed it off as the Pharm.D.; things that are not crucial to your role as a Pharmacist.

Also, this was done, so they can tackle Doctors who they feel know it all and are unnecessarily pompous. Afterall, we are all Doctors. All the while, hiding under the umbrella of clinical pharmacy and the Pharmacist's role in drug vigilance.

Quite recently, Faculties of Pharmacy began rotating their students in medical departments in their final year doing Physician based rounds and Pharmacist's based rounds. I think that's overshooting it.

If that was not nipped in the bud, soon Pharmacists would begin clamoring for rights to the theatre and soon enough a Pharmacist would one day wield a Scalpel.

Pharmacists should teach Pharmacists. Medical and Dental Consultants, Resident Doctors should teach Medical Students.

You don't find MBBS/BDS guys coming to learn about Pharmacognosy or Pharmaceutics. It's none of their business.

On another note, B.MLS guys have a ticking bomb on their hands, their problem had usually been the Pathologists, now Pharmacists are planning on heading labs and only God knows the kind of mayhem that would break lose.

The Pharm.D. degree is a wandering generality. (Apologies if you are a Pharm.D. candidate)

The B.Pharm which is being gradually phased out could have been a meaningful specific if it had not being all about bragging rights, emolument parity with MBBS/BDS as well as titles.

All of which frankly sums up JOHESU.

If a well educated person like you could believe Bragging about titles is a thing yes. It's I can tell you that.

Doctor title was stolen from the acdemics by the physicians, so why can't others steal that as well.

Inaccordance to your rationale.


Lol how do you expect me to produce a drug without knowing the anatomy and physiology of the body.

Well it's quite clear of the envy and hates,

Please educate me on which university Pharmacy goes for Ward rounds in Nigeria ?

I'm just curious.


And to note those ssce holders you trained to be dispensing drug, that era is going to an end soon.

Don't worry by the time inhouse Dispensing is regulated by PCN.

We would see who wants to be a wanna be Pharmacist here.


Okay don't take it out on Pharm, they have even approved Consultancy cader for us.

And if it's was about title I guess you don't read publications, most Pharm D prefer the title Pharm, omo the joy knows no bounds.

Even Pharmacology do dissections so What on Earth are you talking about, dissection is like surgery 101.

Don't forget tell me the school Pharmacy now rotate clinics in Nigeria I want to know.

Xandre:
He asked for your school and you're mentioning several schools.


UNIBEN Pharmacy students don't do dissections.

The university of First chocie and nation Pride.

Unilag.

CHECK WELL WITH RECENT PHARM.D.

Although I like Pharmacy Consultancy , you know why? A pharmacy is always with updated information.

Engineers should organize their own strike and demand whatever they like.

Meanwhile doctors still spend more time in school than engineers.

Lol with the recent building collapes

AlphaT1:

....Residency is run concurrently with PhD in other climes.......you can even meet the requirements for a PhD before completing your residency program or vice versa......All they need to do is to sit with NUC to design (streamline) the PhD/Rresidency curriculum....residency also requires exams, papers, seminars, conferences, thesis etc just like PhD but covers a broader subject area...these just need to be streamlined and narrowed to a specific subject area to meet PhD requisites.

Every residency does checkout FPCPharm

jmaine:


A more objective submission... Unilag and other first generation Federal University dont allow medical practioners without a PhD to supervise a PhD student

It has been a standing regulation for years...

Yeah, you start as Lecturer assistant with MBBS no Msc.

dalhat14:
THIS IS HOW TO BECOME A CONSULTANT IN THE FIELD OF
MEDICINE

PRIMARY SCHOOL 6yrs
PRIMARY 6 LEAVING EXAM
JUNIOR SECONDARY SCHOOL 3 yrs
JSS 3 EXAM
SENIOR SECONDARY SCHOOL 3 yrs
SSCE/NECO/GCE
JAMB/UTME
3 YRS OF PRECLINICALS
SECOND MBBS (sleepless nights)
3YRS OF HARD WORK including
PATHOLOGY/PHARMACOLOGY ( sleepless nights)
CLINICAL POSTINGS then
FINAL MBBS
HOUSEMANSHIP 1 yr
NYSC
MEDICAL OFFICER
PRIMARY UPDATE COURSE I
PRIMARY EXAM---NPGM COLLEGE
PRIMARY UPDATE COURSE II
PRIMARY EXAM----WEST AFRICA
RESIDENCY INTERVIEW/APTITUDE TEST



RESIDENCY TRAINING BEGINS
JUNIOR REGISTRAR
UPDATE COURSE PART I ---NPGM COLLEGE
UPDATE COURSE PART I-----WEST AFRICA
UPDATE COURSE :MEDICAL ETHICS----WEST AFRICA
After 3 YRS then
PART 1 EXAMINATION----NPGMCOLLEGE
PART 1 EXAMINATION----WEST AFRICA
SENIOR REGISTRAR
M.Sc/MPH/M.Ed
UPDATE COURSE 11 ---NPGM COLLEGE
UPDATE COURSE 11---WEST AFRICA
MANAGEMENT COURSE
RESEARCH METHODOLOGY COURSES
THESIS WRITING/PROPOSAL
After 3 yrs ++
PART 2 EXAMINATION----NPGM COLLEGE
PART 2 EXAMINATION----WEST AFRICA
PART I AND PART II = 6 yrs
P.hD (optional)
FELLOW OF THE MEDICAL COLLEGE
INTERVIEW FOR THE POST OF A CONSULTANT IN THE
HOSPITAL
CONSULTANT
Thanx

OP can you stop lieing, how can recidency be 6 years or you delayed it because of government salary.

I can't believe my eyes 3-4 years of fellowship, I still have M.Pharm and Pharm D to care about also 2-4 years then Ph.D 3-4 years,
And tireless night of writing research paper.

dalhat14:
THIS IS HOW TO BECOME A CONSULTANT IN THE FIELD OF
MEDICINE

PRIMARY SCHOOL 6yrs
PRIMARY 6 LEAVING EXAM
JUNIOR SECONDARY SCHOOL 3 yrs
JSS 3 EXAM
SENIOR SECONDARY SCHOOL 3 yrs
SSCE/NECO/GCE
JAMB/UTME
3 YRS OF PRECLINICALS
SECOND MBBS (sleepless nights)
3YRS OF HARD WORK including
PATHOLOGY/PHARMACOLOGY ( sleepless nights)
CLINICAL POSTINGS then
FINAL MBBS
HOUSEMANSHIP 1 yr
NYSC
MEDICAL OFFICER
PRIMARY UPDATE COURSE I
PRIMARY EXAM---NPGM COLLEGE
PRIMARY UPDATE COURSE II
PRIMARY EXAM----WEST AFRICA
RESIDENCY INTERVIEW/APTITUDE TEST
RESIDENCY TRAINING BEGINS
JUNIOR REGISTRAR
UPDATE COURSE PART I ---NPGM COLLEGE
UPDATE COURSE PART I-----WEST AFRICA
UPDATE COURSE :MEDICAL ETHICS----WEST AFRICA
After 3 YRS then
PART 1 EXAMINATION----NPGMCOLLEGE
PART 1 EXAMINATION----WEST AFRICA
SENIOR REGISTRAR
M.Sc/MPH/M.Ed
UPDATE COURSE 11 ---NPGM COLLEGE
UPDATE COURSE 11---WEST AFRICA
MANAGEMENT COURSE
RESEARCH METHODOLOGY COURSES
THESIS WRITING/PROPOSAL
After 3 yrs ++
PART 2 EXAMINATION----NPGM COLLEGE
PART 2 EXAMINATION----WEST AFRICA
PART I AND PART II = 6 yrs
P.hD (optional)
FELLOW OF THE MEDICAL COLLEGE
INTERVIEW FOR THE POST OF A CONSULTANT IN THE
HOSPITAL
CONSULTANT
Thanx

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