Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Oahray: 7:28pm On Jul 21, 2016 |
ceeSleek: i need to over explain, because some people are so LEFT with their reasoning, they need to get this RIGHT.
* Brain neurologist gerrit?! * bro when you ex-PLANE your puns, they won't FLY. 3 Likes |
Romance › Re: Do Modern Day Nigerian Ladies Prefer This Wooing Method? by Oahray: 3:57pm On Jul 21, 2016 |
LuveU2: Really? i thought u were smart? smone just implied we are all hoes and what he does is just to fvck us. And u are very okay with that
No wonder i prefer controversial threads to all these shallow droppings. awww... She's truly female. Nice Hello there... |
Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Oahray: 10:59am On Jul 21, 2016 |
Navar: I would have said everything written up there is TRASH but i REFUSE.... You dig?  hmmm... Brave of you to call a SPADE a SPADE. Some HOES don't DIG such honesty though. 2 Likes |
Romance › Re: Unconditional Love..... Nigerian Man Weds A Physically Disabled Woman. (pics) by Oahray: 9:30pm On Jul 18, 2016 |
Hmmm... Very very nice.
Unconditional? Nah... That functional legs isn't a condition doesn't mean there is no condition. |
Romance › Re: Why Can't People Be Plain With Their Intentions by Oahray: 9:20pm On Jul 18, 2016 |
Because...
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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Andela: IT Training And Job by Oahray: 1:43pm On Jul 13, 2016 |
Redmalie: Pls oahray help me with this error I'm getting. Been stuck here for hours.pls the pic isn't displaying clearly on my phone, but I can see your indentation is a major ish. All class method definitions (eg, deposit and withdraw) should have the same indentation as the class init definition. And your subclass ( MinimumBalanceAccount) shouldn't be indented at all because it is outside the superclass definition. I think the deadline has passed. People are getting interview invites already. |
Science/Technology › Re: Goat Gives Birth To Strange Creature In Limpopo,South Africa (viewers Discretion by Oahray: 1:33pm On Jul 13, 2016 |
bamirotola: Is it possible for a got egg to be fertilised by human sperm? Is it possible for animals from different family to impregnate each other?? Like dog sperm fertilising a rabbits ova? Expert plz answer this question...i'm curious a scientist once tried a human and chimp crossbreed, and failed. A human/goat combo is far less likely. |
Romance › Re: Kinginvahala Is Fed Up by Oahray: 10:49pm On Jul 12, 2016 |
LuveU2: Oahray are u here already  lol. Thanks... This one juicy dye!  |
Romance › Re: Voting For Mr Nairaland Without An Interview by Oahray: 7:54pm On Jul 12, 2016 |
Cutehector: Oahray. I bet u have seen this thread already.
Well just as they all are fighting for a lost cause, I should get back to my stealth mode doing what I know how to do best. hmmm... Na wa. Thanks for the mention. My eyes don read tire. Chai! |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Portugal Vs France : Euro 2016 Final - (1 - 0) On 10th July 2016 by Oahray: 12:18am On Jul 12, 2016 |
Rockyfancino: Messi fanboy is what you are nope. Barcelona fan. If Messi leaves tomorrow, I'd wish him well and face Neymar and Suarez or our next genius  |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Portugal Vs France : Euro 2016 Final - (1 - 0) On 10th July 2016 by Oahray: 12:07am On Jul 12, 2016 |
Rockyfancino: No, I'm not. Relevant? Four finals, you remember? only two teams can play in the final match. Everyone struggles to be one of them. Yes relevant. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Portugal Vs France : Euro 2016 Final - (1 - 0) On 10th July 2016 by Oahray: 11:10pm On Jul 11, 2016 |
Rockyfancino: He wont last long. Everyone knows that. BTW, I'm not a fanboy. yes you are, that's why you presume to see someone's future, as if you are God. Someone burst into the world scene in 2005 and has remained relevant since then. It's more than 10 years already. Which other last long you dey wait for again?  |
Romance › Re: 4 Types Of 'Yoruba Demons' Every Lady Should Avoid. by Oahray: 11:01pm On Jul 11, 2016 |
This is shortsighted jor. There are eediots and awesome people in every tribe. |
Romance › Re: Lets Get Rid Of Awon Weyrey And Knights Group by Oahray: 10:35pm On Jul 11, 2016 |
LuveU2: I love working with the right people. This pleasing satisfaction you get just seeing good people on top.  lol. You are answering questions like a cunning politician. I want the real reason. Monetary? The satisfaction of being a successful king maker? Friendship? Ties beyond friendship? Alter-Ego? I'm curious. It's fine if you don't want to share though. |
Science/Technology › Re: Bat Shot Dead In An Office In Onitsha, Anambara State by Oahray: 9:38pm On Jul 11, 2016 |
pinton: you need to realize that this particular bat species is one of the 3 fruit bats in Africa that carry the Ebola virus, without showing any symptoms. Not only are they huge but they can also be deadly! Beware they didn't kill it because they are afraid of Ebola. They killed it cos they are afraid of witchcraft. |
Science/Technology › Re: Bat Shot Dead In An Office In Onitsha, Anambara State by Oahray: 9:30pm On Jul 11, 2016 |
Chai! Many Nigerians are unrepentantly ignorant and superstitious. They fear and kill anything they don't understand. Even in this age of information everywhere  |
Romance › Re: Lets Get Rid Of Awon Weyrey And Knights Group by Oahray: 9:15pm On Jul 11, 2016 |
LuveU2: yeeeee!!!! Thank u!!! hmmm... What's in it for you? Why are you hustling for someone else? |
Romance › Re: Lets Get Rid Of Awon Weyrey And Knights Group by Oahray: 8:48pm On Jul 11, 2016 |
LuveU2: Oahray pls come and check this. Awww... You take your promises seriously. I don't quite fancy the threads but I like your effort. He gets my vote for the first round, and probably subsequently. Thanks. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Portugal Vs France : Euro 2016 Final - (1 - 0) On 10th July 2016 by Oahray: 8:30pm On Jul 11, 2016 |
saintdennis: Guy dey form say u no know difference between ugly n handsome.
Was anyone born singing, dancing, pole vaulting, swimming etc? Per the bolded you basically contradicting yourself.
Born talent is basically born footballer...or isn't talent to play football an innate quality? According to ur definition? The ability to watch someone do something and proceed to imitate it is proof of "innate ability" "born ability" ??
Stop roping yourself with laughable definitions.
+ obviously u don't know football scouting at all if u did u would understand my analogy of the young kids playing football. When a coach spots talent, he grooms it. U can't groom what is not there.
BUT when a scout sees a young lad who hasn't been coached perfectly execute a cruyff turn, plots a pinpoint 20 yard pass or accurately reads a game from his center back position YOU know you have spotted a born footballer. #end of discussion.
Update ur scouting knowledge. What we call talent is actually the ease with which one learns to perfect a skill and not the skill itself. That's what comes naturally. Now you cannot be called an artist when you do not yet have the skill. No one is skilled at birth. It has to be developed. Given the same exposure, some learn faster than others. They are talented. But they have to learn that skill! No one is born an artist or dancer or footballer. Don't even try arguing the unarguable. What scouts look for is the potential. Even from a tender age we can see who learns faster, but no scout can tell if that impressive little child would someday become a Messi or Ronaldo or if he's just going to pull a Bojan. The difference is what you do with that potential. It's ignorant to claim Messi had natural talent as a child and Ronaldo didn't. Clearly you do not know much about your idol's childhood. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Portugal Vs France : Euro 2016 Final - (1 - 0) On 10th July 2016 by Oahray: 8:12pm On Jul 11, 2016 |
saintdennis: The billionaire Q? Yea I failed!
990,000,000, isn't same as 1,000,000,000.
Anything short of your TARGET is failure.
He almost made it, ain't same as I MADE IT. that's not what I asked. Does that make you a failure? Are you the same as your mates who have less than 10k? See my point. In a long journey to a destination, there are short term goals. That goal which seems to be the defining one is just another short term goal which can be set only because the previous ones are met at least partially. 1) Let's say team A tries to qualify for the world cup. First goal. They have to play matches and gather points. They set a personal target of qualifying WITH maximum points. However, they draw a match or two. They qualify as group leaders but not with maximum points. Have they failed? Are they failures? 2) Now they get into a seemingly easy group in the group stage. Now they have another target. Finish as group leaders so that they can get an easy draw in the knockout. First match they suffer a shock stalemate. However they manage to scale through to the knockout in second place. They did not meet their target of finishing as group leaders. Have they failed? Are they failures? 3) In the knockout round, they have only one target, win every damn match within 90 minutes. They manage to claw their way past different teams, at times through penalty shootouts. They get to the final, but they didn't win every match within 90 mins. Have they failed? Are they failures? 4) In the final match, they have one goal. Lift the trophy. It is a difficult game. They have moments when they nearly scored, and moments when they nearly conceded goals. But it is goaless at extra time. Then there are two possible outcomes: A) They win B) They lose. If they win, they've achieved the final goal, but they did not really fully achieve the preceeding ones. Does the final achievement change the 'failures' (in your words) along the way? If they lose, they failed to achieve the final goal. Does that loss define every other goal they met partially? Does it define them as failures when they probably had more successes than the eventually winners? Sorry I had to write something this long (it's likely my last post). Life isn't black and white like most people see it. When Ronaldo takes a sublime shot but doesn't score, he has FAILED to score. Does that one moment define his match? When Messi carves open a defense with a pass but his team mate sqaunders it, he has FAILED to get an assist. Does that one moment define his match? It's possible to fail and succeed at the same time based on what we want. When you define the success only by the moment you open the door to your destination, you leave out an important part - the journey. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Portugal Vs France : Euro 2016 Final - (1 - 0) On 10th July 2016 by Oahray: 7:32pm On Jul 11, 2016 |
saintdennis: There was a thread earlier today about a pretty girl grading with a 1st class... the truth is a pretty girl in engineering wey fine come still carry 1st class is rare. Same as a fine boy wey sabi ball , u still haven't told me handsome guys who became great footballers? Its an anomaly that's the fact i'm pointing out
Guy if u doubt natural talent then abeg there's nothing I can say just take a stroll and watch 5/8year olds in your area play ball...I bet u will see one or two who will catch ur interest. Ask them who thought them how to play ball I don't spend time admiring fellow guys' looks so I don't know. Play unusually good football and I'd appreciate it. I like Ronaldo's hunger and passion and fact that he let criticism just roll over his skin. He throws tantrums and gets over it, unlike Messi who bottles up his emotions. Still he isn't as good a footballer as Messi, and that's certainly not because Messi was born clutching a football. Talent is natural, it's a potential. It is not the ability to do something, but the ability to quickly learn better ways and improve. If it isn't developed with constant use the person would be no different from others. Those lil kids learnt by playing with their mates, watching older siblings and trying to copy them. Every skill is learned (either self-taught with practice or taught by others) |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Portugal Vs France : Euro 2016 Final - (1 - 0) On 10th July 2016 by Oahray: 7:01pm On Jul 11, 2016 |
saintdennis: Lols guy MAYBE u didn't get my point.
Lemme ELUCIDATE : which pre-tournament FAVOURITE goes to euro with a target/aim of finishing 3rd?
I put it to u that if Germany had beaten France then most of the starting 11 would be mandanda, cabaye, rami etc.
No pre-tournament favourite cares about 3rd/4th place I got your point alright. That 2nd place is a terrible failure. I still don't agree with it. Oh, you've shifted goal post to pre-tourney favourites? Lol. I'd answer you. But answer that question you dodged first. I'm curious  |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Portugal Vs France : Euro 2016 Final - (1 - 0) On 10th July 2016 by Oahray: 6:55pm On Jul 11, 2016 |
saintdennis: Yo I be gay ni? Why I go like player cos he fine? I'm pointing an obvious FACT that separates him from other "great footballers" or pls point out GREAT footballers who were handsome?
Guy stop kidding yourself and go to youtube to view cr7 goals. Tap-in's? Are they illegal? The long range shots he scores can messi score them? Messi curls his shots ronaldo n bale prefer to plot swerves instead everyone has their pattern!
Guy obviously from ur last paragraph u know nothing about "scouting" if u did u would know why clubs have u-13 u-18 u-21 youth teams and how coaches know even from the age of 6 the potentials of a player.
What do u think the term "natural talent" means? na you use your hand type handsome join the reasons why you like Ronaldo. Now you are asking me if you are gay. How am I to know na? Na you dey talk everything. I'd leave you to argue your sexuality with yourself. Dude having a potential for football isn't the same as being born a footballer. No one is born a footballer. It has to be developed. You think talented artists grab a pencil or brush at birth and start creating masterpieces? They start with caricature figures like every other child. Difference is they develop faster because their interest make them practice more than others. Only physical attributes (a nice voice, height, a good physique...) come naturally. Every skill and ability is learned at some point. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Portugal Vs France : Euro 2016 Final - (1 - 0) On 10th July 2016 by Oahray: 6:47pm On Jul 11, 2016 |
saintdennis: Did u see euros organise a 3rd place play off?
Fifa just uses it to make more money that's all.
It's a dead rubber match...or why do u think countries usually play the squad members who hitherto haven't had many minutes during the comp?
Who actually goes to a competition to finish 3rd? Except naija @ AFCON lol You think teams like Poland and Iceland came to the Euros to lift the trophy? Every cup/league is aimed at finding out how teams rank amongst themselves. It's rather stúpid to claim that a person who comes second place is a worse loser than one who doesn't even make the semis. Certainly, on getting to the finals they have their eyes on the trophy, but that sole loss doesn't define their whole campaign. Funny enough some persons supporting your view have never come first or 2nd in any contest in their lives. Yet they like to define what failure is  Lemme ask you this... If you'd like to become a billionaire at 30 but on your 31st birthday you have 990 million, are you a failure? Are you the same with your mates who have less than 10k? |
Romance › Re: If You Could Grant Yourself One Wish, What Will It Be? by Oahray: 6:18pm On Jul 11, 2016 |
I'd wish for a permanent ability to read and control both human and animal minds at will (with distance not a barrier), and hope the power doesn't corrupt me  |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Portugal Vs France : Euro 2016 Final - (1 - 0) On 10th July 2016 by Oahray: 6:05pm On Jul 11, 2016 |
Rockyfancino: If you had been a long time football lover, then you'll know you are wrong. Ronaldo was the one being talked about from the start. Neutrals liked him more, because he was fantastic. He played in EPL which was the home for rugged football. That's something Messi has never done, he prefers to stay in where he is loved and that's why he's been failing.
Ronaldo's mistake was that he left his home to play in an enemy territory. One thing I know is that, he has now become egoistic in recent years, while Messi forms the cool guy. Ronaldo has drop the egos again, because it's just a front.
Ask everybody who has been with Ronaldo, and they all say he's. a very cool guy. But Messi, the man behind the mask. Ask many footballers who knows Messi, they'll tell you he's a lair. Messi pretends, insults teammates who aren't his friends and others, make life difficult for coaches that doesn't do what he wants. Messi's teammates even testifies to it in a video I watched. He once insulted the likes of Sanches (Arsenal) – he spitted and said 'look at you, you cost 35 million and can't even pass the ball.' He gave Zlatan a bad season and drove him out of Barca, there are many more. I remember a story of him not even able to greet his saviour who setup a footballing career for him, he basically gave Messi the start to his career and couldn't even say Hi in the village, but instead drove past the the man in his quest to say Hi to his boy. There are many more. Messi is a fake on the pitch, but he plays good.
Ronaldo on the other hand was a fool to have left for Madrid. He went to a club where even the fans don't appreciate him. If he stayed at Man utd, it would have been good for his career.
If you want to talk about dribbles and free kicks, do you think Messi can make those solo dribbles in other leagues? Get this straight, Ronaldo has been dribbling and scoring free kicks long before Messi discovered he could even play it. Many legends have talked about Cristiano, it's his injury that has depreciated his dribblings and free kicks. Its obvious that no one losses that ability of free kicks except he has sever tendinitis, which Ronaldo has had with other injuries but yet still continues without falling.
Two or three seasons ago, Ronaldo still dribbled. If you aren't satisfied, tell Messi to make his dribbles outside of spain. He's a flop when he doesn't have his Barca teammates creativity. Or if you aren't still satisfied, why didn't he just run inside the goal net with his dribbles in four finals even playing with a good squad? Messi is a failure who cannot even boast his teammates confidence. seriously? These fanboys go kee person with laugh. That guy you call a flop has more trophies than your Ronaldo. I hope you know. Messi has danced his way in the around teams from the top LaLiga, EPL, Bundesliga and Serie A in limited encounters. Imagine what would happen if he goes there. Even Ronaldo who cannot now dribble a disabled in LaLiga was a dribbler in the EPL. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Portugal Vs France : Euro 2016 Final - (1 - 0) On 10th July 2016 by Oahray: 6:00pm On Jul 11, 2016 |
Emeonyerichard: didnt want to put it to u bt ya i have to. Dat prsn who took d last position may not cry because he saw a long way to go bfr archiving the 1st or 2nd position.. Bt it hurt most to cum down to d last two and denied the joy u xpected.. So is a failure on his side because he nvr took the 1st position.. No mata hw beautiful or bad the team played.. In football u can nvr see 2nd as a winner bt as a looser and a failure fr nt securing dat position he longed fr despite d acknowledgement and inspiration u got. Is just lik cr7 tryn to win it all dis yrs despite his quality bt still considered a failure until nw.. Chill failure got nothing to do wit ur quality..so u mean messi was crying after loosing the cup to Chile bcox he considered himself no failure.. Nah Nah.. He knew he failed so did the country team too.. 2nd position fr football na failure if u like crry it in a lamburgini ur head no go swell pass the nrmal size so a person that comes 2nd position performed worse than the one who comes last? That's what you mean? Lol. If 2nd best team is a failure in football, why does FIFA (who has a better say in football than you ever will) insist teams play an extra match to try to come third-place in the World Cup? Don't argue like a market woman jare. |
Romance › Re: My Relationship Is Officially Over by Oahray: 5:53pm On Jul 11, 2016 |
LuveU2: Oahray this thread might be fun E no juicy sha, but ok. 1...  |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Portugal Vs France : Euro 2016 Final - (1 - 0) On 10th July 2016 by Oahray: 5:52pm On Jul 11, 2016 |
opedaydydx9: if u r a great Lover of good football nd fan of it, u would knw that cr7 had sustained injury even prior to the end of last season buh kept pushing himself so hard.... Why can't u guys argue with open mind lol. More excuses. That's the reason he flopped against teams like Iceland and Poland abi? Noted. Kudos to the whole Portuguese team who defend more than they score and to fans who attribute the result of their resilience to the captain that shows up just twice in 6 games. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Portugal Vs France : Euro 2016 Final - (1 - 0) On 10th July 2016 by Oahray: 5:38pm On Jul 11, 2016 |
saintdennis: I honestly believe our generation has been blessed to see CR7 and messi in same era. THAT IS WHY WE COMPARE THEM!
CR7 is the greatest ever European player (no contest) the south americans are still arguing WHO IS BETTER BETWEEN messi, Pele and diego. (because SA have always produced greats)
Cr7 isn't a "NATURAL TALENT" he's a factory (training)product who NOBODY can argue is the most COMPLETE player in football history.
As for the best? It's relative, you probably like messi because he scores sumptuous solo goals. Well I like CR7 cos he scores EVERY TYPE OF GOAL + he is handsome, that is abnormal... fine boy no dey sabi ball! that is why I pity neymar if he doesn't already realise time is running out for him to become a legend.
Who assist and dictating game don help? Who likes maradona cos of assist? Or Pele? Mtcheeew. Messi changed his game cos his body is aging and can no longer do what he did b4(@ just 29). You forget CR7 is 31 and still a confirm starter @ the most prestigious club in the world!
Summary: CR7 is on same legends category as Pele, maradona, messi.
As for who's better? I vote CR7 cos he was the only one who wasn't born a footballer, who doesn't have the physique needed to even WOW the world. But he's @ the top of the world. lol. You like a footballer because he's handsome? Chai! No wonder. If I hear say Ronaldo dey score all types of goals. That guy that scores tap-in goals when he isn't scoring penalties. Your last paragraph summarizes your whole post. Is anyone born a footballer? So Messi, Maradona and Pele are so good that you think they were born footballers. I get. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Portugal Vs France : Euro 2016 Final - (1 - 0) On 10th July 2016 by Oahray: 8:05am On Jul 11, 2016 |
saintdennis: What makes a great player? National team performance NOOOOOOOO! Club football is the koko!
Club football is the 75% yardstick. Pele and maradona excelled @ Santos and napoli respectively so they got their 75% Then the argument moves to performance for COUNTRY. Pele n maradona also won world cups! That is why it's difficult to argue who is better!
Now take it or leave it CR7 has matched messi in club football they both have 3 ucl(which is basically the world cup of clubs) in laliga messi team have aided him cos cr7 HAS MORE PICHICHI, messi has 5 ballon d'or , cr7 about to have his 4th.
You can never compare the amount of talent in Argentina squad to portugal (never!) what makes it worse is portugal are in a tougher continent...people even gave England better odds to lift the trophy than portugal.
In south America how many contenders dey? Brazil and uruguay(sometimes) chile(recently) yet messi never win am. He is a failure in the national side. Simple.
I keep laughing when people say CR7 had a poor tourney he played MORE GAMES THIS SEASON than Messi or bale, played 2 extra time matches join. Yet he pushed his body to help his country. he bagged important goals against hungary to send portugal through messi couldn't score the ONLY tough team (chile) they met na Haiti, usa, Panama (football handicaps) he get power hahahaha.
Abeg guy CR7 is better than Messi. People forget how many people go to madrid to flop. Yet cr7 eclipsed ALL madrid records. Damn! #G.O.A.T lol. Have you ever wondered why Ronaldo only gets compared with Messi and not with Pele and Maradona? Cos no one is even sure he is the best player in his generation much less all time. Face it, Ronaldo is no longer the complete player he used to be. He's now just a penalty box player with an awesome poaching sense and insatiable hunger to score. He scores after several wasted shots and that's all. Don't give him a chance to shoot and you've ruined his game. Messi is no longer focused on goals. When he was, he set a record for the most goals in a season and then a calendar year. A record that still stands. Now he just drops back and dictates the game, creating chance after chance yet having time to drive in and make a mess of opposition players. He has a better conversion rate, creates more chances and assists more than Ronaldo because he has better vision, dribbles more, scores more free kicks, completes more passes. The list goes on. Yet the stats say nothing about the quality. Messi's goals are not mere tap ins and headers. Here's someone who mesmerizes with nearly every goal, who creates chances and makes assists by carving up opposition defences along impossible lines. I understand you are a Ronaldo fan, and it's fine. But Besides Madrid fans and Ronaldo fans, every one else (including neutrals) thinks Messi is better. No one makes the mistake of comparing Ronaldo with the best from other generations. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Portugal Vs France : Euro 2016 Final - (1 - 0) On 10th July 2016 by Oahray: 7:30am On Jul 11, 2016 |
sirlop: The pain of loosing a final is terrible, especially those that are born winners. Is not something one prays to experience. Its easier to deal with the disappointment of crashing out early. awww... You are still avoiding my direct question. But that's answer enough, I guess. What you meant is that a final loss is the most painful, and not that it makes the runner-up the worst loser. Argentina made top two three times in three years both earthwide and continentally. Surely it hurts to lose that one match consecutively, and that's why an emotional Messi said it's over. But you guys (including Messi) always focus on the final loss and not the full journey, that why shortsighted fellows call the outing a failure. It's not. It's just isn't a complete success. I'd say France was the second best team in this Euros. Even world champions Germany did not make it to the last match. PS: No one is BORN a winner. We all have to work hard for it and hope other conditions favour us too. |