Romance › Re: If You'r To Choose by OAM4J: 2:49am On Nov 10, 2009 |
[size=14pt]10 Reasons Why it's great to be a guy:[/size]
1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
2. Movie nudity is virtually always female.
3. A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase.
4. Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.
5. Old friends don't give a crap whether you've lost or gained weight.
6. Dry cleaners and haircutters don't rob you blind.
7. When clicking through the channels, you don't have to stall at every shot of somebody crying.
8. All your orgasms are real.
9. You don't have to lug a bag of usefull/useless stuff around everywhere you go.
10. Your last name stays put (I love this one) |
Travel › Re: Genuine Passport? by OAM4J: 2:28am On Nov 10, 2009 |
Damolux01: @OAM4J, pls do u av any online sites d@ i can get it from? Thnx!!! Please go to www.google.com and search flights from Nigeria to USA. It will give you many options. |
Events › Re: Born In November; Scorpio Species by OAM4J: 4:10am On Nov 09, 2009 |
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Politics › Re: Nigerians Abroad Remit $10bn Home In 2009 - World Bank by OAM4J(op): 2:33am On Nov 09, 2009 |
OK this is a joke A man who just got a visa to travel abroad went to the father for prayers. Then the father prayed “It will not be easy for you o” the son looked at the father “Papa that is a curse”, and the father answered “Just like your brothers who went before you always complain things are not easy for them and today they have cars and houses home and abroad, same way it will also not be easy for you”… The guy didn’t know weather to say amen or not…  Moral of the joke… despite the depression and hardship we still contribute a wholesome $10b to naija economy, somebody should give us some credit. |
Politics › Re: Nigerians Abroad Remit $10bn Home In 2009 - World Bank by OAM4J(op): 2:23am On Nov 09, 2009 |
RichyBlacK: This $10 billion does more for the average Nigerian than the $$$ the useless Nigerian government steals every day! You can say that again bro. |
Travel › Re: Can Anyone Tell Me How To Get A Nigerian Police Report? by OAM4J: 2:16am On Nov 09, 2009 |
N2B: OAM4J, I'd like to take this opportunity to thank you for sending the forms to me. You saved me a lot of time. One more question for you, and this is presuming you have your police certificate already, do you think my contact can scan the document to me in the first instance and then send the original copy later. I am running out of time so I wonder if there were special features on the certificate that would prevent quality scanning or not?? He's picking it up on tuesday 10th Nov and I need it for wednesday at the latest.
Thanks in advance Well, if the scanned copy is acceptable for them where you want to submit it then its ok. There is absolutely nothing special about it safe the stamp and signature on it. Its like every other certificate you see in naija. Your name will just be typed on it. Mine was DHL to me and it took 3 days. |
Jokes Etc › Re: My First Condom by OAM4J: 1:31am On Nov 09, 2009 |
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Politics › Re: Nigerians are geniuses of Africa – Andrew Young by OAM4J: 11:35pm On Nov 08, 2009 |
He told the gathering which included former President of Ghana, Mr. John Kuffor and his Nigerian counterpart, Chief Olusegun Obasanjo that there was no reason why anybody in Nigeria should be hungry. “You are endowed with both natural and human resources. What’s wrong with Nigeria?. God has done everything for Nigeria. God has given Nigeria abundant nutrition, we must tap it for the good our people. You have geniuses , yet you don’t appreciate yourselves, you don’t like yourselves. What’s wrong with Nigeria?, he asked rhetorically.
The Ambassador said: “All Nigerians that I know are hardworking and intelligent. They are geniuses. Nigerians, be they men or women are great people. They are resourceful and diligent, Young said amidst thunderous applause. The solution is that we must celebrate Nigeria and Nigerians; it is a great country of great people. The diplomat opined that for Nigerians to continue to play her pivotal role in the African continent, her people must de-emphasize reliance on government. Our greatest enemy is our corrupt leadership |
Politics › Re: Nigerians Abroad Remit $10bn Home In 2009 - World Bank by OAM4J(op): 11:18pm On Nov 08, 2009 |
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Politics › Nigerians Abroad Remit $10bn Home In 2009 - World Bank by OAM4J(op): 11:11pm On Nov 08, 2009 |
[size=14pt]W’Bank: Nigerians Remit $10bn Home[/size] By Festus Akanbi, 11.08.2009
With an estimated $10 billion inflow of foreign exchange from its citizens abroad this year, Nigeria yesterday emerged the sixth highest destination of remittances from citizens of developing nations in the Diaspora.
The World Bank, which gave the figure in its Migration and Develop-ment Brief released at the weekend said in the updated remittance flow table, India, China and Mexico retained the top three positions among developing countries and attracted funds up to $52 billion, $49 billion and $26 billion respectively.
The other constituents in the top 10 list include — Philippines ($19 billion, 4th), Poland ($11 billion, 5th), Romania ($9 billion, 7th), Bangladesh ($9 billion, 8th), Egypt ($9 billion, 9th) and Vietnam ($7 billion, 10th).
The multilateral institution predicted that total remittance flow to developing countries, including India, will be around $317 billion this year, a lower-than-expected fall from the year-ago level, but will return to the recovery path in years to come.
The projected remittance flow this year would represent a 6.1 per cent fall from the 2008 level against the earlier expectation of a 7.3 per cent dip. As per the newly available data, the officially recorded remittance flow to developing countries reached $338 billion in 2008, higher than the previous estimate of $328 billion, it said.
The report further said that remittance flows this year as well as in the days to come is likely to witness certain risks, and are expected to slow down “in a lagged response to a weak global economy”.
In the coming days, remittance flows in all regions are likely to face three downside risks: a jobless economic recovery, tighter immigration controls and unpredictable exchange rate movements. “With this sluggish pace of recovery, remittance flows are unlikely to reach the 2008 level even by 2011,” the World Bank said as remittance flows could witness significant risks, pursuant to the global slump.
So far this year, South Asia saw better-than-expected remittance flows. Remittance to Pakistan rose by 24 per cent in the first eight months of 2009 on a year-on-year basis. For Bangladesh, it was 16 per cent and for Nepal, 13 per cent.
Regarding India, the report said among other factors, “exchange rate depreciation and widening interest rate differentials encouraged remittances to India for investment purposes.” Besides, developing countries with migrants in the Gulf Cooperation Council (GCC) countries, such as India, Pakistan, Bangladesh, Nepal and the Philippines have experienced smaller decline in remittance flows. However, remittance flows to countries in the Latin America and the Caribbean region until the third quarter of 2009 show larger declines than expected earlier. http://www.thisdayonline.com/nview.php?id=159211 |
Travel › Re: Genuine Passport? by OAM4J: 10:47pm On Nov 08, 2009 |
pls check online or go to the airport. |
Business › Re: I Have #1.7m To Start A Business. Nl Please Advise Me -DELETED by OAM4J: 5:18am On Nov 08, 2009 |
@ OP
Please whatever you do, dont do fish farming. I did it for about 3 years before i left naija. The only thing God used to rescue me was the fact that i bought a land to start it. At the end I only gained from the land apreciation. I invested about 1.5M in 2005 bought the land in Okota for about 500k and the rest 1m into the fish biz. 2008 I had nothing. the last set of fish died tru 1 infection and the other. But I was able to sell the land for 2M. now the money is fix in one of the naija bank. dont know what to do with it yet cos am out of the country now. But please DONT DO CATFISH BIZNESS. IF YOU WANT TO LIVE LONG. |
Business › Re: Computer Center Business Profit by OAM4J: 4:30am On Nov 08, 2009 |
Sorry what services will a computer center offer? (typesetting and photocopy?) |
Business › Re: Revolution In Progress - Be Part Of It! by OAM4J: 4:26am On Nov 08, 2009 |
Fhemmmy: Anything hidden aint worth my time, if you have anything to share, talk about it here Gbam!!! |
Romance › Re: I Love This Girl In My Church What Can I Do, Please Help Me. by OAM4J: 4:17am On Nov 08, 2009 |
Pweety4me: @Son of God u r 2 young menh!wait how old r u?  from his profile, he is 20 and the girl is 16. they both have time to grow up and mature. Just need some advices. |
Romance › Re: What Should I Do by OAM4J: 4:11am On Nov 08, 2009 |
abi o. me too dey wait o.! |
Travel › Re: Study Or Travel To Malaysia. by OAM4J: 3:52am On Nov 08, 2009 |
visionsen: The attack on kingogb is not justified, l don't see anything wrong in his post. lf you think nothing good should come from Malaysia you are wrong wrong wrong. Or has any of you given this man any business before and he failed ? Why do I think you are kingogb, because I can’t see the basis for your defense. And to your question, have you also given him business and he succeeded? |
Travel › Re: Genuine Passport? by OAM4J: 3:44am On Nov 08, 2009 |
Please go to immigration office yourself either at festac or ikoyi, speak to an immigration officer there. it is better an immigration officer assist you than all these agents. I know what am talking about. |
Travel › Re: Warning: American Passport (key West Florida) by OAM4J: 3:41am On Nov 08, 2009 |
Nonsense. |
Travel › Re: Study In Norway by OAM4J: 3:37am On Nov 08, 2009 |
Google is also user friendly. |
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Travel › Re: Our Clients Needs Visa To London,canada,shenge States,israel,and Turkey by OAM4J: 3:19am On Nov 08, 2009 |
violent: well, my firm sense of perception tells me walebanks might just be ezegold4we, this old games make me laugh my ribs off! I can sense it too @ Walesbank/ezegold4we Go and get a life or you die in prison. idiot. |
Travel › Re: Why You Should Get Your Schengen Visa Try This by OAM4J: 3:07am On Nov 08, 2009 |
pedrosky: why not you try this, call us on this number 01-7352115, 01-9571536 or 08051219399 for more detail on schengen visa pedrosky: Get your oversea visa wihtin one month such as Schengen visa? and Asia visa e.g China, Malaysia etc.
contact us on this number: 01957153, 017352115 pedrosky: You can now Get your Florida Passport from Nigeria call us for more information 08063094792, 08060803601 https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=309479.msg4346246#msg4346246Just gone through your past posts; you are a fraud, big time scammer and a very stupid one. How can someone advertise for “Florida passport”. And you change your phone numbers from posts to post. If you have duped people before, know for sure that you will not go unpunished either by the law or by God. Go and get a life dude and stop all these dubious biz, else you will die in prison. Ole. Idiot |
Travel › Re: Any Agent On Nl That Can Write Undertaken At The Police For Secure Visa by OAM4J: 2:52am On Nov 08, 2009 |
Walesbank
you have no shame, you should have stop posting. Please get a life and stop all these your stupid rants. We know how it works. Stop fooling yourself thinking you are fooling somebody. People are wiser. Go and get a decent job else you will rot in prison |
Travel › Re: Dubai Visas by OAM4J: 2:40am On Nov 08, 2009 |
chygo4u: I cant imagine posting this. Dubia 4 Dubai plus wrong sentence. It's disappointing.I will return my sch.fee back to my parents.Pls forgive me,am hiding my face in shame. Trust me, you should with all your partners in crime, Aniekan28 & co @clem2love I dont seems to understand you. You seem to be an aid to all these scammers or you are just one of them, am aware of all your past posts. |
Romance › Re: 50 Rules All Women Must No About Men by OAM4J: 1:05am On Nov 08, 2009 |
What can I say to this  Some true, some not, some stupid, no am not sure  |
Romance › Re: Is This Worth Breaking Up With Her? by OAM4J: 12:02am On Nov 08, 2009 |
I think she is just a very sincere person, who doesn’t know how to pretend. I prefer a lady like her. Don’t worry OP, she will get over the crush, at least her head is working better than her feelings. |
Romance › Re: Will You Still Marry Her? (true Life Story) by OAM4J: 11:52pm On Nov 07, 2009 |
oge4real: There is nothing to be debated here. leave the girl for the younger brother to marry, then go get another wife for yourself. Case Closed! |
Politics › Re: Why Has President Yar Adua Refused To Have The Monthly Presidential Chat? by OAM4J: 11:28pm On Nov 07, 2009 |
maclatunji: Over the past 2+ years His Excellency, President Umaru Yar adua and some of his lieutenants have complained about not getting enough recognition and respect both from Nigerians and foreigners. If he really wants to achieve a good public image, why does he not present himself monthly to Nigerians on National Television and Radio to explain and defend his policies. If his predecessor did this, it is quite striaght forward logic that he should continue, or what do you think? Government officials should pass this thought on to him.
Rebranding Nigeria can start from there. Which policies? There is nothing for him to defend. Same reason why he went to Saudi when he ought to be in UN |
Politics › Re: God Has Declared Yar’adua’s Seat Vacant by OAM4J: 11:10pm On Nov 07, 2009 |
What did God tell you about President Umaru Yar’Adua’s government? Well, this is a very difficult question for me. But if we should face the reality of our situation, God said to me that the seat of the president has been declared vacant and there is no likelihood of President Yar’Adua surviving till the end of his tenure. I don’t like prophecy without specific time frame; many prophets generalize their prophecies and use such conditional statement like if…, and with no specific time frame to their prophecy. But I guess this man might have just shot himself on the leg with the above quote. So can we say if Yar’ adua lives till 2011, then He is not a prophet. |
Romance › Re: I Love This Girl In My Church What Can I Do, Please Help Me. by OAM4J: 10:17pm On Nov 07, 2009 |
I think you are really serious about her. Please don’t rush things, since you are already friends, build on that. I will advice you do the following:
1. Send her another message and apologize for hurting her feeling with your previous message – This shows you are a gentleman. 2. Show more concern to the things that matter more to her now, academics, career, spiritual life, future plans etc. 3. Call her like 2-3 times a week and equally send her txt messages; let your conversations and your messages focus more on 2. Please don’t overdo it. 4. In the process of 3 subtly share your own plans & aspirations with her, seek her opinion and advice, this will also allow you to know what she thinks of you
If you maintain this cordiality, you will know when she is ready for serious relationship, and you will be uppermost in her consideration.
All the best. |