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Linkrolly:
Got my phone LG blue screen light phone 2003

Wow that's a very long time ago..

Zonefree:
I got my first Siemens phone in 2005.

Wow u are among the first generation phone owners lol..

Good day guys, in the last 12-15 years mobile phones has been a thing, but they weren't too available to everyone due to price and other factors till recently times. The utilization and features of mobile phones today has made it a must have aside it's use for communication.

At what age and year did you have your first mobile phone?

Kollins11:
Nigerians go and get your PVC.

I did my voters cards since 2013. Infact I have all necessary identification cards. Here are the lists of my cards

-National ID card
-Voters card
-International passport
-SMAN - (stingy men association of Nigeria)
- My personal business card
E.t.c..

Any card they request to vote Peter Obi, I'm fully ready.

#peterobi4president2023

sound fully prepared.

simiad873:
If you know any Ghanaian, show them this forum. Nice fast with good load time

How can they copy nairaland exactly are they insane ? The developers must have a limited mindset to create an exact replica

I know the primary function of the president is to governing a country , governors is to manage the affairs of a state, then senators do pass bills and make excellent recommendations etc. I know the house of reps work with senators of their state sometimes but what is their primary function?

What do that really do?

depato88:
You are right bro. YouTube is also there, i have started learning graphic design on my own through YouTube. Pls refer me to sites or platforms where I can learn IT related skills for free with certifications

https://learndigital.withgoogle.com/digitalgarage/ if the link doesn't work u can type fundamentals of Digital marketing google digital skills for Africa, you can also download an app called solo learn from play store for programming courses with free certification at the end. Cheers

Entanglement:
Why is everybody talking about skills. Is it free to learn skills?

Is like joining bandits will be the next lucrative business for Nigeria if the failed govt isn't doing anything?

U will be shocked what u can learn for free today, almost everything with even free certifications I have never spent a dime learning anything since I went into web development. I regretted all the times I used to waste my data on Facebook and YouTube watching things that didn't add value to my live. I have over 700 videos tutorials on web development and digital marketing on my laptop. yes the offline skills cost money but u can learn almost everything for free online. Trust me do ur research I have over 6 certifications from Google and over 20 from different other reputable learning platforms all for free, which is useful today if I wish to further my education, as I initially did accounting and finance in my first degree. I dnt regret being born in the 21st century take advantage of the internet today.

No matter ur class of degree, course studied or even country u schooled, nothing is guaranteed after you graduate. I never knew the strong importance of having a skill myself till I graduated and finished NYSC. Luckily I had a plan and somehow sticked to it and mastered my skill in web development and am doing just fine. Many are still lost till today even 5 years after graduating please all undergraduates any free time u have , summer holidays , even when ASU strikes just use that period and master ur skill or get one before graduating u will be greatful u did. The Nigerian job market is highly saturated and there are thing that are outside of ur control. You can still get a good job few months or days or years after NYSC but trust me u will never want to experience how it is to be unemployed.

I train people on web development (front and bankend), Digital marketing, affiliate marketing at affordable prices or even free from time to time u can DM me.

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kenzysmith:
God forgive me last week I saw an advance man hawking catapults on the way in the hot sun I began to wonder apart from birds do they use catapults to kill bush meats too?


Is better I start begging on the road side than be doing such a business that he sure me say for a whole year na only 2 catapult he feel sell.

If I ever see the guy again am going to buy all the catapult with 100k and burn them right in is presence . Forget hunger this business at Present 2022 no normal rara

op has to be one of the funniest person i have seen.

NwaNimo1:
Ukraine or Afghanistan....

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lol

Horus:
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Fingers crossed on this one

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MrBrownJay1:
0-2

madrid won't score ?

Today 09-03-2022 is the return leg of the round of 16 match between real Madrid and psg. The first leg was quite entertaining with psg claiming a late winner.

What are your predictions for tonight's return leg ?

GloriaWisdom9:
They were both in the same university,the same level and the same class.
This guy happened to be in a relationship with someone else, but when he set his eyes on this other bae, he gave up the relationship and started dating this new girl.

Everything seems to be moving really fast they were already in final year in school, they seem to be in love with each other, she really wanted to be engaged in her final year, you know how it feels when you graduate with a husband and a certificate that was her goal.

Oh boy watsaap. ... this dude wasn't making any move towards engagement because he likes to do things on his terms, he felt he wasn't ready for that sort of commitment.

Months rolled by, and nothing happened except the usual hangout, chit chat, partying, so she got an idea to get pregnant for this dude which she did. Little did she know that that was her undoing because he was already making plans to leave the country which he did two months into her pregnancy to get his master's.

The baby has long been born he is not back and not even talking about anything of such.

What can she do.
Lovey Dovey.

By Gloria Wisdom Isheke

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Teettyllayho:
Please I need advise from people with grown up kids.

Honestly, parenting is not easy. I don't even know what to do anymore.

My first son is 7 but he is kind of slow. However, he's above average in learning and he's learning at his pace. I understand all of this and I'm always happy to guide him.

But I don't know if I'm too hard or too soft on him because I use to talk to him a lot. I only beat him when he does something serious (like going against my rules, or not doing his homework when he should).

These days, whenever I scold him, he would give me a sad look and he might even shout saying: "I've heard you!" Then, he will be alone in a corner for some time.

Sometimes, I'd go close to him and tell him why I had to scold him and he'd say "I don't like it when you shout at me" I'd apologize and hug him (I don't even know if I'm spoiling him by apologizing). .

I don't know how to scold without putting a bit of action at least. Shey I'll be whispering and scolding ni? Sometimes, I'll leave him and pretend as if I didn't see him when he brings up such attitude.

Last week, he mistakenly brought back someone else's lunch box home because they look very much alike. I told him it's okay that it happens and I promised to write his name in bold when he brings back his box the next day to prevent such from happening again.

Could you believe that he came back with the other person's lunch box again? When I asked him, he said he didn't see his lunch box and the boy that took his own. Then I asked: Did you tell your class teacher? Are you sure you know the boy?

His reply: I didn't tell my teacher because I know the boy and I went to his class but he wasn't there.

So, I figured that he must have gone to check once and didn't bother to check again. And he didn't bother to also tell his class teacher.

So, I was very mad this time and told him not to bring someone else's property home again, no matter what!

I think he would have told his teacher if he really valued his property because he told me something that made me really mad the next morning.

"Mummy, or will you buy me another lunch box since we can't find mine?" Luckily for me, he was brushing his teeth then and I was bathing for his sister. The resounding slap I gave him on his back brought back his senses.

I don't know why he always want something new. He spoilt the lunch box I bought for him and his sister o and he's using another one now. That is, he wants me to buy a third one while his sister is still using the first one? How na?

I don't even know what to think. Why would he want a new box when he's barely used the new one?

Then, he's always talking about how his classmates use to bring different kinds of food ( he wasn't like this before o).

I try as much as possible to make different foods for him too, and he's stopped complaining.

We recently changed his school and his new school has quite a lot of pupils. I Don't know if that's affecting him.

Honestly, I'm bothered about the changes and I don't know how best to address it.

I've made him understand countless times that he should always be content with whatever he has and he shouldn't compare himself with anyone.

I just finished with another round of lecture now and he has tears in his eyes saying:

"Mummy, stop shouting at me. It makes me sad"

I was heartbroken and felt guilty seeing him like this and I did everything possible to make him see why I had to shout or scold.

Please how can I scold a child without shouting? Am I spoiling him? Can someone help with tips?
Honestly, I'm tired!

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Maxymilliano:
https://independent.ng/13-governors-may-leave-party-insist-on-buni-as-chairman/?utm_source=&utm_medium=facebook

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WriterNig:
The Guardian || Wall Street Journal

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immortalcrown:
Shameless poster.
This poster is a male. No woman will leave her picture on her profile when posting something like this.

lol u called it shameless? it might have been normalized in the reality of this poster, this world is gone bro.

L1TTLE:
I've been dating her for over three months now, first day I saw her I didn't like her or anything, I just did some biz with her, had a short Convo and left, so along the line we got familiar and we exchanged contacts, went on a casual date, then she painted herself as a God fearing girl, who don't want anything with guys, then I asked her how come her relationship status isn't single on fb, she said she put that to deter guys, I was wondering what she's doing with me since I'm also a guy then she gave me a shocker, that immediately she saw me she knew God want us to be a thing.

Honestly I'm not a God guy, I'm not religious at all, but I have good morals, I have been single for long so I decided to give it a go and we started dating.

not long after that she came to my place, and one thing led to the other and we had sex, it was a very foolish mistake I made because we agreed not to indulge, at least for like three months, and barely two weeks into the relationship we had sex, then I started noticing changes, first she became possessive, like she always wants to know what I am doing, who I am with, where I am at, and I hate that, I don't like feeling like someone owns me but she would always throw a tantrum when I point that out.

Things started going bad for me, financially I was failing here and there, it was a clusterfvck, bad luck everywhere, but I didn't think she was the cause because like I said, I'm not religious, I just believed it's just trying times they come and go, but it started shortly after the sex, I'm just stating it because it's significant.

Second, she calls herself a goddess, at first I thought it was this self appraisal thing girls do, I discovered it's not self appraisal at all, her birth name is some kind of deity where she's from, at this point I started wondering what I got myself into like she's all over me, I can't breathe, I sat her down and tried to talk to her that maybe we should breakup, she started crying and guilt tripped me into having sex with her, and since then whenever she comes around it's always sex, like I'm tired of it now, I will resist and she'll do things, touch me in places and I'll be aroused in seconds, for someone who claimed she's not into sex, she's a vixen on bed, I feel like I don't even know her anymore, lastly I have terrible nightmares now, and it's always sexual, that wasn't the case before I met her, right now I can't think of a way to free myself from her shackles, I just want to undo everything, make everybody dey him dey.

I once did not believe so much in spiritual things till when my beloved father passed away some years ago, i started praying, reading my bible ,fasting and became a devoted Christian, trust me there are not random actions in this physical world, everything u see around might have a spiritual influence at the backing. I will advise run as fast as u can from that lady and give ur life to Christ, you can ask as much advise as you want from this forum but i have given you a solution those spiritual entities wont want you to have. Lastly, you can join a Godfearing church, get a bible, pray and have a relationship with God.

Charx122:
She needs your dick urgently... I guess your dick is usually visible from your tight
Teouser.. Anymore questions.. I think you should give it to her as e dey hot
Or else she move on to the next guy.

One of the funniest comment I have seen in a while

omolasho:
Good evening house, need your opinion concerning something that just happened to me yesterday.

This is the thing, there is this young lady who happened to be my colleague at work, not the same office though. I can say we had only spoken once.

She walked to my seat posing like she would tell me something in the ear only for her to kiss my cheek with a smile on her face then walked away.

Other people were around but I guess none noticed. It was weird because nobody had boldly flirted on me like she did.

Please i don't want to just jump into escapades with her, rather I want to know the whys behind her action and what I should do.

Thanks you.

The devil is indeed winning the war on this Earth God save ur children

GuyWise101:
Nna mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

As conji would have it today I decided to masturbate in my shop, I was almost caught by a customer, my only saving grace was that I was doing it behind my desk......

I have also masturbated in a commercial car, after I traveled to the village and spent two weeks without masturbation conji wanted to kill me got a little chance in the car as the driver wasn't around and there was no passenger with me, I did it quickly within 4min I poured and felt relieved, took my handkerchief and cleaned up but I was almost caught by a fellow passenger who wanted to join in the vehicle.

I have also masturbated in the bush, it was during a festive period all members of the family were around, I had to port to the bush and relieve myself This time I wasn't almost caught.

If you are a Christian pray to God to deliver you from this satanic spirit, it might look very normal to you but trust me it isn't.

Mrshape:
The conversation was going well until I told her I am a teacher then the fast reply stop o only God know if she even block me. Lol I wan die for laugh.
Kings always be careful many of them no like u o them only like what comes with you

Maybe God is saving you from one of those gold diggers that would have drained your destiny. Most teachers i know are doing very well, my sister is a teacher in a private school in port Harcourt she is doing far better than when she was working in an oil servicing firm.

samwash:
Have been a guest member for a while, reading news/ comments before finally registrating in 2009.
Just like the way am viewing that boring Ghana version.

Wow that's quite old though, Ghana get their nairaland version ? Lol

MadeINchenzen2:


Only those born in the 70s, 80s and 90s can relate

The op is really old, u should be atleast 50 years old

Obasempiree:
2050?

That's quite early still u are an oldie

MP3GAGAdotCOM:
Sometime in 2014, but my first account don chop indefinite ban (expiring 2053 or so).

2050?