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Nigeria is a joke , run by a bunch of jokers, what the hell is a mega university? instead of bringing the universities up to Russell group standard, they are busy looking for ways to steal billions via BS ideas like these, we don't even have a standard so what are we really aspiring to ? what standard are we aiming to meet, there are no benchmarking figures, nothing.

Amelian: Your aunt is making a huge mistake fighting about next of kin with her husband .. The more, she fights him, he will start thinking she is planning to kill him and inherit his properties or bank accounts... She should relax, talk to him subtly on why he still chose his brother when. He has children..issues like this , we use wisdom and tact in handling it... Not fight or by force.... And lastly she shud pray abt it.. And also does she have her own business? Or is she working?

so they must tell the husband to change the next of kin to his wife? what kind of daft conniving son of biatch is she married to , maybe the husband is trying to kill the wife

so out of about over 7billion people in the world na she fine pass? no make me laugh i beg

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yooo, I can totally relate to this one.

ah something similar happened to me recently , i dey rush go work, i usually take lunch from home ,i just took a bowl from the deep freezer, for my mind na one remaining jellof rice , only for me to proceed to microwave the thing at lunch time , come discover say na tomato and pepper wey i boil, i no fit cry

jackbauerspower: I think the recipient will be unable to 'opon' your CV in any format after dying from Ibon-related injuries.

You are a sniper sir. Nairaland's own Sgt Rogers!!

lol!!you are a case true, in any case economia made a solid point, the recruiter might not have a PDF reader , so oga poster MS word is ideal

report card day , on seeing my second or third position , this is my dad , looking directly at me oh ,report card in hand ,unu afukwa!!(can you people see), how can an orange tree bear guava fruit eh ? in a very "i wonder" tone, like he is waiting for someone to tell him how it is possible and if it is indeed possible , i will stand there by the door not knowing whether to reply, thinking is this a trick question or should i run because i'm not sure of his next move.
Kai he tormented me into knowing book that man, i love him dearly

yuzedo: FUNNIEST SHITTT I'VE READ THIS YEAR..... LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! **real tears**

as in eh , cant stop laughing

devigblegble: Gbeautiful

lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! as in eh una no go kill person honestly

ninja4life: Pls my fellow christians help an ignorant brother with dis question :wat is d difference btw God and satan cos dey seem related and interchangeable.lol tanks

you seem to know everything , why r u asking for help

optimist82: Just made it .... join me pals...rice and chicken stew

where the dodo now

"I did not mean to beat her up to that extent, but I was angry. It was the devil that pushed me to beat her so much. However, the police do not have the right to detain me since I am the guardian and I have the right to correct her."

yes ,so the devil pushed you to correct the child ? the irony, mother f'r

"I punished her by shaving off her hair so that she would not look attractive again and men would not want To Molest her in future

yes because hair doesn't ever grow back DAFT!! men will molest a cabbage if possible .
How sad for the little girl though

tomakint: Signs of incompetences revealed again on the part of our so-called leaders, they shoyuld have considered thoroughly the durability of the polymer before phasing out the paper notes! Well, this is a welcome development, the polymer idea was indeed a colossal failure

if the common man can reason like this , why not the leaders? that is to show you that they know what they are doing , they knew that the polymer wont last , but they still went ahead because of their hidden agenda to steal money

2 words, bald cap

devour129: marriage it's for companionship ,to re-procreate ,to have some with whom you share common,to have someone that will always have your back,some to grow old with etc. if you are not married with the excuse that not marriages are bliss,am so so so so so so so sorry for you. Am sure you can trade all you think you have for a husband of your own.dont know why all these single girls think we are not happy and they go behind us trying to steal our husbands

you clearly are of the impression that a woman's happiness should lie in the fact that she is married , and you are one of those people who think marriage should be the number 1 priority of every living soul , get this into your head IT IS POSSIBLE TO BE SINGLE AND HAPPY , JUST LIKE ITS POSSIBLE TO BE MARRIED AND UNHAPPY and vice versa.

Ps. even married women steal other married women's husbands and wives (like you dont know)

to be honest no one gives a damn

Freiburger: Is there anythinG wrong with that?

of course not , cant blame anyone for leaving Nigeria

Inik: They should have taken into consideration the fact that the polymer notes will eventually fade and weighed the economic feasibility before introducing the notes in the first place. Now billions will be spent to reprint the paper notes. At the end of the day one of the "ogas at the top" will be smiling home with his share of the national cake. How long will an individual keep on taking unilateral decisions at the cbn, when is Sanusi"s tenure even expiring? These back and forth movements ain't doing us any good.

you are being too generous ,there are no forths where Nigeria is concerned.i mean just how can they justify rubbish like this , common research would have shown that in the long term polymer will fade.

you then ask what exactly is the vision of the so called minister health sector

superior1: When will Charly boy become a man

Daft statement , sorry but he is not living by anyone's standards , its a sure way to live long and happy

Lemo told NAN that when the CBN was going to introduce the polymer currencies, its search showed that they could last longer than ordinary paper notes.

``However, with the benefit of hindsight, we probably should not have dumped polymer because, yes, the substrate lasts longer, but the in-consubstrate began to fade; we didn’t realise that at the time of introduction.


Ladies and gentlemen have you ever heard such cringe inducing statement, this country is a joke, a big joke, waste of resources, you would think that they conducted solid research on the long term benefits and dis benefits of Polymers and paper notes ,instead they went ahead with polymer stole billions in the process, and are preparing to steal more again with the introduction of paper notes and are now telling their fathers and mothers that polymers are not ideal .Freaking joke.

in fact the light i thought was at the end of the tunnel for Nigeria no longer exists

Definitely depression, its a real disease , so i laugh when people instead of saying i'm sad they say i'm depressed so passively like its nothing.
We cant understand what he was going through, do you know what it takes to decide to commit suicide ? then decide to stab oneself repeatedly, this boy was mentally disturbed.
Common to give yourself insulin shots is a problem for the average human being talk less of stabbing oneself

[quote author=steve_cantrell]Yeah, I know what you're saying. But what is up with Nigerian women ?? No smoke without fire..[/quote]and what is wrong with Nigerian men, in fact what is wrong with humans

why do people believe that everyone wants to get married , some people are not cut out for marriage and are not working towards it .
Not everyone's to do list includes getting married and having kids
Marriage these days involves two selfish people with their own hidden agendas, little or no love and lots of baggage, offering nothing much really, with larger than life expectations of what they themselves are not offering(even God himself cant help them in the sham called their marriage).
Some people don't want the wahala and will happily remain single, so please rest with giving the impression that there is something wrong with being single, its not a disease u know.

druid06: I think the topic hit a nerves to the ladies on nairaland as the comments I've been seeing from them are negative ones. The article is absolutely right and it's time we come back to reality. Africa in general is slowly loosing it's culture dignity and pride with everyone trying to copy what they see on T.V especially our ladies. I've always known I would never get married to a Nigerian lady or an african one for that. For me, it's an Asian woman all the way. They seem to have reserve their cultures and tradition. I've always listen to guys married to Asian ladies about how their wives are down to earth and does the right thing a woman is supposed to in a marriage.

oh PULEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mekula: Nor go read for your JAMB! Indomie generation!

lolllllllllllllllllll, una no go kill pesin, UP NAIRALAND!!

Il Capitano: Atheism,Christianity,Islam.....No scruples. To each man his own. Sticking with Christianity till Hell freezes over. This write-up doesn't change a thing.

may your way never be narrow.Thank you very much , even if i try, i cant add or subtract from this your comment

Ozonna: The bolded sounds like what Gandalf can say in the movie Lord Of The Rings.

lol!! bunch of fruit loops, pillars my A*&

Nigeria is a joke , honestly, why cant the same witches association deal with the corrupt politicians that have been oppressing Nigerians for years? just reading this article makes me cringe with embarrassment . Truly there was a country

"former President Olusegun Obasanjo fared better as he was in the good book of the witches" have u ever heard such BS in your life ? as in what the BLEEP

ocman: Please I need your help. I'm 27 and a graduate.I broke up with my boyfriend of 3 months a few weeks back because he picks on any thing I do and reads different meanings to it. Two weeks ago, a guy I dated in 2006 when I was a virgin came back.

Then we were more like friends but now he wants marriage. The Ex I broke up with also wants me back. I got the shock of my life when my family gathered to tell me I have a sacrifice I need to do because my mum confessed that I fell off her back. NowI have done the atonement and thank God it wasn't diabolical. My problem is that I am scared to bring any of these guys home because I don't want any of them to die. I have cried and cried cos I don't know why this is happening now.

As for my mum, we aint in good terms anymore for keeping this all these years. Pls guys, what do you think I should do?

Pure superstition , life is too short to be worrying about things like these . You are limiting yourself by delving into things that make no sense at all, you might as well be a spinster for life , instead of living in the fear that death will be upon who ever has anything to do with you

nairaman66: Quite alrite! Career Advisor, Manchester, UK, Skill Aquisition!!

Those words are big things here in Nigeria ooO!! Abeg make I continue my job search jwo.., I don comb all Ikeja areas.. Na to enta downtown Apapa !!

that's the spirit , you just hang in there , keep searching , your search will soon be rewarded , just remember you are different , ur case is different, you are not everyone

wellmax: Bread and Bean...Trusted partnership

just seeing them together is such a lovely sight