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[quote author=Tee_Seven]Thank you ma'am. What else would you have said! I'm sure Madam Dame will probably say her LAME duck is the best president Nigeria has ever witnessed![/quote]Nigeria ke? the planet you mean

team separate rooms right here, let everyone have a goodnight rest i beg

buklan: seriously? no promising jobs dere ke? ahhhh! na wa o. just wen i tot i will go dere as early as possible tmrw? ahhhh!
pls if any one hears anythg.... [b][/b]of any VACANCIES IN KADUNA [b][/b]i mean, pls, let us know. lets help ourselves here.

and you should go to the post office ASAP just because someone says there are no jobs there doesn't mean there are no jobs for YOU, they might be speaking based on their abilities, qualifications or based on what they think a good job is, who knows whether the moment you step there an opening becomes available.

majek fashek is on his way to join them if he is not careful

i personally think that a guy that can fix things like DIY is a big turn on

[quote author=gbaky_floor]MARD - made my heart weep especially scene when Mard was singing and clips were shown of women whose husbands had died, a man falling to his death in an attempt to build a house for the rich, indians getting shot by the colonialists etc. Mard is my favourite film of all times.

The burning train was heart breaking too.

I do miss the good old days of good Indian films unlike the modern ones that imitate hollywood.[/quote]very true, kai i remember when my mum will send my brother to go to the video club to rent 2 Indian movies on Saturday,then she will go and buy suya , my papa go just leave us for parlour go sleep , only to come out later to remind us that the gen will go off at 11pm and that we are going for 6.30am mass (THE KILL JOY), used to think she was the coolest mum in the world .

Ayoobscom: This is why Nigeria cannot move forward a thief is caught and jailed it doesn't matter anymore where he hails and some annoying potential thieves are here shouting victimization

Nansense...the mentality of Nigerians is the spring of their woes

thank you very much, the most important thing is that his appeal was rejected , the UK is doing what will never have happened in Nigeria, even the mere fact that he was convicted in the UK is a shame on its own

there would sooner be a cure for aids and all the various types of cancer in the world and the lochness monster will be caught on video before this Nigeria's electricity problem would be sorted .

Goldenheart: We all know whats going to happen next...

what ? a committee set up ?

Lilimax: These people are just chasing after shadows
Too bad

as in eh chasing pavements

[quote author=sergio-zlatan]Self discipline (food & exercise) diligence, determination & hardwork is the key.

Wish my wife (future wife) would be like this even in her 60's.

If your wife looks & dresses like this, mheeenn no need looking at those young girls outside.

Hit like if u think same[/quote]hope you can keep up though and be the same at 55 so she wont need to look at those gorgeous young boys outside

doesnt it make you cringe really

albacete: why 39 wives?
Why not make it a round figure, say 40?

i wondered about that too

Sean lenux: Pls guys I will be coming to The University of Manchester in Sept for my MSc in Petroleum Geoscience. How do you see the school, living and studying in Manchester, getting a part-time job on campus, which hostel is the best to stay for Nigerians? Pls advice accordingly. Anybody in Manchester already for discussion. Thanks in anticipation

first of all congratulations on getting admission into such a top university . In terms of on campus jobs every uni has a career service, they would post on their website vacancies(link 4) but you can also be on the look out for off campus jobs too within the area by checking local newspapers or job websites or word of mouth you know ask around (you must have it in your head that although people say there are no jobs , you are unique).
Apparently my colleague at work was born in Manchester and she says that its cheaper and smaller than London, very multicultural so very mixed which is good , enough Nigerians .
In terms of hostel accommodation, your finance would dictate that , you might want to stay in the uni hostel(link 3) for a couple of months while you organize yourself then move to a shared house(link 4)which will involve you staying with other people in a flat , the more people in the house the cheaper it will be .
Before you arrive , get in touch with the international students office, they will advice you. you need information right now so gather as much as you can before you land oh

http://www.manchester.ac.uk/undergraduate/studentlife/

http://www.manchesterstudenthomes.com/Accommodation

http://media.stars.manchester.ac.uk/files/accommodation/M216%20AccommGuide2014_v7.pdf

http://www.careers.manchester.ac.uk/students/

ebamma: Should atheist head a church?

simple but right on the money point made here ,having said that it depends on what health institution it is, if it is one that deals with core medical areas like nursing, maternity, children’s health etc then preferably a doctor or someone who is medically inclined should head it but if it is policy making , strategic leadership etc then perhaps the person need not be medically inclined .

ARES: God pls protect our women oooo, one woman was about to marry this diick sucker.... Women pls do some back ground on who u are humping in the sack with

can you imagine? that girl's God is alive, that was a close call

And I am tellin' you
I'm not goin'
this is the best job
I've ever known
There's no way I can ever go
No, no,no , no, way
no no no no way , i'm leaving this job oh
i'm not leaving this job
i'm not leaving this job

I don't wanna retire
I'm stayin', I'm stayin'
And you, and you You're gonna love me

those are some good pictures , the power of visuals

The edifice contains several state-of-the-art sitting rooms, grand bedrooms with aesthetic furnishing, exceptional toilets with bravura fittings that place the facility in a world of its own.

how you ever read anything more fury inducing? have you heard any state infrastructure being described in such detail ? DAFT the lot of them

peziz: dude u are a clown.

honestly he is a riot , banana Ice land

50calibre: The women are all single because they have over-inflated expectations of the kind of partner they should have

The men are single because there are lots of gold diggers looking for a host to leech off.

Wow our very own fountain of knowledge . Nowhere did the op ask why they are single? but selfless as you are , you saved us from asking, good looking out

morpheus24: Europeans spend their time traveling their continent which keeps the currency within their region, creates different culturela awareness, helps create a tourist industry and promotes jobs,

The Americans are the same way and would tavel more within the US that say taking a trip to South Africa.

Why don't we a Africans promote tourism more within our borders and keep the currency within these borders.

I mean theres lots of tourist destinations within the continent

http://newsforums.bbc.co.uk/nol/thread.jspa?forumID=7510&edition=2&ttl=20100215163807

i want to believe that there is a tourism industry in each African country they have the duty to encourage people to come to their countries, they need to entice us , they need to big up their countries tourist attractions , they need to wow us as consumers , pictures, literature, functional websites,they need to pally with travel agents to create solid holiday packages that includes start to finish process of organizing a holiday.

MARKETING BASICALLY!!!!

we as consumers need to know what experience they are offering before we start taking annual leave and buying ticket.We cant book our holidays based on sentiments

forgot to add please when going into battle with your housemates use gloves oh!!

[quote author=deep_tinka]I moved into my apartment around satellite town July last year and very recently(Last month) i have been experiencing something strange. The first was about a month ago, i got back home and immediately the light was restored, i noticed a Bat flying in my room(my personal). I immediately launched an attack and killed it, i also ensured it was completely burnt to ashes. Then Two days later another one appeared. This time it was witnessed by myself and my neighbor and we both attacked it and killed. I decided to close every opening in my room and ensured my room was always locked after that second experience.

Just this morning again, i woke up with my lights still dim, i heard some strange noise inside my room again, i quickly reached for the light switch and low and behold another Bat in my room again. This time am very very terrified. I think something is wrong and have to cry out.

How on earth can a Bat enter a room with doors and windows closed, no opening anywhere? What could be the significant of this horrible creature crippling into my bedroom room while am asleep?

My people, am not a believer of superstition, but this experience is terrifying and i think i need some counsel. Please anybody with similar experience should advice as am determined to put an end to this repeated development.

Abeg HELP![/quote]it appears there is a colony within the local area.if you are unlucky a nursing colony,which means that the adults are going nowhere also which means that if you kill the adult ones , the babies will die and according to the article i read looking for the carcasses go hard you die ,clearly they are already in the house .
so dedicate one weekend to finding possible broken or poorly-fitted doors, loose tiles, Locations where pipes or wiring enter buildings, but take note in the process of blocking crevices you might block their point of exit too, but this seems to be the cheapest way to get rid of them permanently by plugging accesses.

Don't try to catch the bats. It'll be difficult, and they might bite you.
On a positive note , with bats you have your very own in-house mosquito repellent as they eat thousands of nasty bugs such as mosquitoes

[quote author=Ejiné] Stella Damasus was in Rattle Snake?

Na she be Adaugo?[/quote]no she replaced Anne njemanze as peter's sister

1. What’s your Nigerian name?
obianamma
2. Were you Born in Nigeria?
yes
3. Favourite Nigerian movie?
rattle snake
4. Favourite Nigerian song? (sing it & not add background music. LOL)
black magic- repete
5. Favourite Nigerian food?
fish peppersoup
6. When was the last time you were in Nigeria? How many times have you been to Nigeria ?
dec 2012, about 7 times since i left in 2002
7. What tribe are you?
igbo
8. Say something in your tribal language?
daalu nu oh(thank you all)
9. What do you like most about Nigeria?
the food
10. What do you hate most about Nigeria?
clueless leaders who live too long
11. Do you have any Nigerian Nicknames?
none
12. What makes you different from other Nigerians?
nothing really
13. Do you speak your language?
a little bit
14. Do you speak pidgin English?
die
15. What around your house represents your culture?
enough peppersoup ingredients to lead me nicely into 2014
16. What is a ridiculous question you were asked about your culture?
none yet

Billyonaire: You are calling me names for no reason. Is there something ethically wrong with your precursory background ?

for no damn reason at all, he has probably been trying use that line for ages, its just silly

ghostofsparta: RIP to Heath Leadger, the actor clapping below who died of hard-drug overdose from substance abuse #BloodMoneyPeople

erm calm down he didnt exactly go on a cocaine /heroine drug binge , he died of "acute intoxication resulting from the abuse of prescription medications." it was an accidental death

nairaman66: Were you a commercial sex worker? No offence intended. Just wanted to know how you contracted the disease.., once known only then we'll be able to offer possible solutions..

Please be mindful, it's not the end of the world. Best wishes..

DAFT

Nonybb: Ppl always complain that they got HIV infection but they never mention how they got it. Where it is easy gotten? Lessons to be learnt, and stuffs like that. Thats why so many others kept contacting it without learning frm ppl who already have it. Some says its ppl who normal goes to night club, others says its ppl who normal sleep with ashawo. Pls tell us plainly, where did u got ur own

pray tell what does it matter how he got it ? if you really want to learn, last time i checked Google is free , honest it is , in fact wait let me check again... yes it is , educate yourself and stop disturbing us with your 'how did u get it' post

[quote author=x-razzy]i wrote mine in 2009 and i scored 248. Presently, i am a final year student in one of the Would-be mega universities. MOST IMPORTANTLY, I MET MY GIRLFRIEND AT THE UME CENTRE And today, she is few steps away from becoming my wife. Praise da lord! Praise JAMB![/quote]praise da lord , hallelujamb

pheyikemi: Sometimes, u just comment as if u loaned out ur brains on credit. Now you are blaming God indirectly for creating women, and u r sooo bitter abt women. You 4got she who birthed u is a woman or did u just jumped frm d sky? Oh I 4got u r a robot. Silly thing

of concern is the 9 likes for that silly daft comment