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Dorad:
Ass

As a woman, I love ass like mad

See them
You're not in position to love ass, just leave it for men to love

Gentle with wife and asking her how she wants it.

Mighty power force with side chick

You're parents failed
I'm sure she got raised with iron hand leading to this

Believe me whether woman like you or not it doesn't matter

Be wise

Take time to develop yourself overall, good character is not formed in a week or a month it's created day by day, little by little with effort. Upgrade yourself and every woman will want you then with your money added, you'll become impossible.

missimelda01:
Did you think before typing this? See how you’re boldly telling someone how to to spend his money. Humans are insatiable! Nothing anyone do can ever be good enough for people like you. I’m so disgusted!

Says one of the scammer




Thread says it's a charity gift not giveaway cruise

The op is actually saying you can be good when you're bad

AdesewaAde:
I’m really heartbroken and I don’t know how to go about this,I’ve been feeling cold since then.

I will make it brief,we are set to pick our wedding date,so we were having a discussion on phone last week and he asked me why I haven’t even prayed about our relationship,it was then I remembered that it never crossed my mind to do so,I just told him I’m not a kind of person who move from one pastor to another but I believe in my dreams,meanwhile I haven’t dreamt about him since we’ve been dating which is unusual,he insisted I must go and after lot of talkings,I told him I have an Anty who I’m sure will take me to somewhere but since then we did not talk about it .

Three days ago,he messaged me and told me that won’t I go to the place again,it was then I decided to call my anty and she said we will go to a place today,I immediately told him what she said and he said no problem.

This morning,he messaged that I shouldn’t go there again,I told him my anty will think i took her for granted,I insisted I will go,so I called my Anty and she said we should suspend it till evening,I immediately messaged him that we are not going again and he was happy .

This evening,I called my Anty and she said I should meet her at home and we headed to church,on getting there,the pastor prayed and he said,I shouldn’t marry him cause he came with a very short life ,that he will soon die and there is nothing I can do to help the situation,I wasn’t satisfied and my Anty said we should try two more places,they all said the same thing.
I just summoned up courage to get home and meditate on everything,I was still on it when he called,and the first thing he asked was that “Iyawo,you’ve seen wetin you wan see and wetin you wan hear now,wetin you go do now? I was dumbfounded cause I didn’t tell him I will later go,now he has been asking what I was told there,I don’t know how to tell him the truth and I’ve been afraid sitting alone in the house since then,I suddenly started having this feeling that a ghost is sitting next to me. Can’t even stand the chance of visiting him cause I don’t know how I will feel looking at him and knowing he will soon die.

He is a good man,he’s caring ,hardworking and romantic,don’t want such a handsome guy to die just like that,I’m really sad right now .

You'll be doing him a favor if don't marry him. You don't deserve him
You and pastor are backward people, both of your brains is filled with negativity. People with such mindset suffers until they die cos they're incapable of solving problems

OgA zukwanu Ike

Is it a coincidence that top 2 players in Africa are competing for finals?


Hell no
A player changes a team


Klopp will get to value both players even more

Senomii:
Lol, bro I don't think u guys understand the main concept of black magic, it's to solely cause destruction, it has never resulted to any good thing, I dunno y u guys keep on giving comparisons with science, blacks naturally aren't mentally developed enough to carry out all those inventions, it's highly impossible,if it were possible most blacks in developed nations all those yrs would hv been the main inventors, so u guys should stop whining over something that's naturally impossible

If it works at all it'll be use to it full length whether good or bad
And what destruction has it caused? None but
You still depend on science to cause destructions
It's not mentally developed to carry out inventions or it's a game of psychopaths who doesn't understand reality can not be programmed.


You didn't even get the memo

What happens When you don't have your seat belt on.

Premiumwriter:
If charms and juju has anything to do with life, Africans would have either developed the world or destroyed it.

Putting anything in your private part does not jeopardize any other person's life but yours.

All these things are nonsense to cause fear and based on the ignorance of the ladies.

That's how people feel killing other people will bring them money through ritual.

Over 200 million Nigerians believe this superstitious rituals but not one can point with concrete evidence how killing another man will bring them wealth or a person that knows a person that has gotten rich via such means.

All they have is based on hearsays.

They'll never understand

Scientists changed the world with little knowledge of science they discovered through researches and hard work.

Here we discovered powers of all the powers with zero effort, powers that if proven and put to use there wouldn't be any need for more advancement cos we would have reached out maximum
Yet
It wouldn't change a thing in fact we're so far behind from those who discovered little.

Justice4Toto:
Who else notice that the lady in the pic is a corp member (corper)

Hello Guys yes is true that such JuJu exist and in categories

1. Pussy sweatenner / Dick sweetener cream yes there is dick sweetener has well. The opposite sex will enjoy the sex so much but the repercussion is that such fellow progress will be on email speed.

2. Total control . This is done my girls . As soon as the man set his eyes on her all his system will change. He just want to be with her . Reparcusoon The girl will grow old faster

3 Gberen insicion on private part ..This is done by girls mostly student . It's effective as well. It's used as pussy sweatenner, total control as well
Reparcusoon if the girl give birth later her kids will not do well.

4. Amudo (touch and fellow) guys esp teenagers
It's an incision done on the wrist of left hand. Once the guy hold the babe she will loose her reasoning
She will only gain back her reason after the guy had sex with her .
The guys that use this will struggle so much later in life also it causes still birth (abiku)


This are the few that I know. It's very very real I tell you.

( My brain think faster than my hand could type hence back construction of sentences)

Any question on this write up ask I will explain

Rubbish
If all this is working, you won't even be here explaining

Go insane it'll be better for everyone

shevchenko:
You heard it from me first .
This is the only arguement he can use in the court

Read the case of susan Headley and thank me later
https://www.theverge.com/c/22889425/susy-thunder-headley-hackers-phone-phreakers-claire-evans

And what about the injuries does it involve BDSM too?

Ebubu:
The parents of the lady are dishing out a face-saving press release and are claiming the girl’s phone was hacked, also that they have asked her to take it down. They also protected him saying he’s been part of their family for years now.

Seems they’re covering the young man
Won’t be surprised if the girl takes down all charges, not like she has pressed any charges anyway, police are just responding to third party reports and social media circulars.

Likely event is this case is dropped and mason is released while the girl gets out of court settlements as well as her parents, it is playing out already.

He goes to jail facilitated by court pressings sponsored by civic groups or feminists.

How is that going to bring back his already ruined career?

Doing drugs, foursome, shaming and dumping her sorry ass because she's a slut
Men make women dangerous sometimes


D!ck and puccy is the top cause of all the troubles in the world today.

All women are the same

Bunch of liars and manipulators

You never hear say pride, discipline, self control works hand to hand
With all the pride you're still at this level with someone's help
With all your ego you're a mere driver
With all your pride she tricked you like mumu
With all your holding ground E no hold sperm, you're the one blocked and complaining.


You better humble yourself and plan life well
Don't get trapped into marriage but you need to up your game
You shared a problem but here your have a bigger problem you should be worried about but no you chose a mere woman matter, yet again your ego, pride failed you

Women again

Only simps kneel for worthless puccy

I thought love is a beautiful thing then I realized there are sacrifices, once you made the sacrifice for love the beauty would be gone in your eyes.


Until you learn to be alone without loneliness that's when you're ready for a relationship but then you wouldn't see the need for a relationship.

HenryDion:
Was is that easy?

No and yes

It's easy to learn driving
Fear made it very difficult


There's no undo

3weeks in Enugu
I payed 40k
15k per week.

30-45mins drive per day



If I had known I would have payed for just 1week

My God

She's playing you obviously and you're pretending to be ok with it when you're not, surprisingly she knows you're not ok with it but will be cool with her sh!ts because you're a weak man who can't stand her.


You're a damn loser if you're spending on her.

How much for the car
Lagos need it

Seun should give this guy an award for best headlines on nairaland

It's always bomb

maxwelltony:
Good morning Nairalanders

There is this particular guy that I met on Facebook about two month ago in Facebook, we have been talking and he calls me almost everytime, he has tried to invite me to his house in osun state on different occasions but due to security issue I had to decline his invitation..

We planned to meet on Wednesday and he told me he was coming from osun state, so I told him to drop at Mr Biggs in Iwo Road Ibadan..

I stay at challenge so I had to #200 cab from there down to Iwo road, I was having about #1300 with me before leaving the house, I was already waiting for him for about 40minute before he showed up, he told me his car has fault and that he had to call his mechanic to fix the car for him, we sat down and talked.

During our discussion, he told me to please give him 1k to get something to drink, that he had forgotten his wallet in the car and his phone is off to make a transfer, I gave him and he ordered for soft drinks and meat pie..

Along the line, he told me he needed to make a call and requested for my phone so that he can direct the mechanic bringing down his car, I heard him calling and was directing the man down to Iwo road, all of a sudden he just went outside and before I could know it this guy has dissapeared with my phone and was just looking at him from afar..

I couldn't shout as I was just looking like a fool because I don't know what's happening, I waited for about 1hr thinking he has gone to pick the mechanic, I tried calling my number but was switched off, he has gone with my phone and I don't know his number off hand.
I had use the #100 left with me to buy recharge card and was left with nothing..
It was a bitter experience for me as I had to trek all the way from Iwo road to Olorunsogo, When I couldn't continue with trekking I had to approach a lady to please help me out
with #100 after explaining my situation to her and she gave me #500 and wished me well.

I thank God it was not more than this, he only went away with my phone, what if he had used me for ritual?

Please ladies be careful about the kind of guy you hang out with, always take your time to know the person you are moving out with..

I had learnt my lesson, and have handed him over to God .

Somehow you're still waiting for explanation from that's why you couldn't drop his fb identification

Or

Some cooked up lies

It better be a lie cos should the first be the case then you're doomed

Funtobewith:
Some monickers like thegidredpiller
Davash222
Bigharddick
Certainly one of the most useless ones on here
More to the list

This is as a result of emotional incompetency


Calling people useless without reasons makes you the useless one.

What more can I ask for.

Buhari economy killed it kpatapata