₦airaland Forum

Shun her next time, you’re not a therapist or marriage counselor
The only business btw man and woman is knacking

Seun efforts was a waste, here’s what truly brought nairaland back.

Seun pay your tithe now

The firm wants good for him but baba no gree say dem no understand his capability, baba is feelings unstoppable even when they’re pitying and helping him

Dusted my old Twitter account and now it’s more interesting than nairaland, musk did a great job on Twitter

I use fb, quora too

NFBI:
You don't like the ass the size of two planets?

Nice idea
Jeon your ass must be the size of a planet per side section bulge

Jeon:
I will stop being a feminist, if I can see a tall Nigerian man "above 5"10

1, with thick thighs and butt,

2 and long, narrow, pointed nose with high nose bridge,

3, thick eyebrows,long eyelashes ,long hair, beard -no 😬 ,mustache -yes,

4,heart face shape with chisel jaw,

5,chocolates or light complexion ,

6,not following social trends,

7, good in cooking,

8, good in sport,

9,ready for adventure, know when to be serious and what are his responsibilities,

10,know how to address pple in a polite way, less judgemental, intelligent, .

11,so hilarious, full of fun and generous.

12,ready to spill the tea.

13,Rich

14, what am I even saying?. Did I wrote those things with a Nigerian Man in same sentence?

You described me, Jeon. Can we get started, do you have cameltoe with strong grips? Is your ass the size of two watermelon, hope your boobs be like pawpaw

Animegirl:
See your mouth like donkey

We never recognized you as a feminist, na jennyclay, siofra and kobojunkie Dey lead am

Feminism is good, most ladies doesn’t understand it’s purpose, it’s not meant to drag men, feminism is not meant to take your feminine beauty/nature away, it’s meant for strength, self realization, not hate and entitlement.

Are you a virgin? If not then it’s too late for you

0-0 full time

Igbo have started developing America, soon dem go give igbos free visa for their extreme development

All this with that her small Toto

You’re blaming Europe and America for your failure, are they the politicians stealing your money for their personal purposes

That’s my last game to withdraw money, make that match no pass tomorrow

Ordinary 1.32odd

A lot of people are going to slim down, tinubu knows the importance of healthy living

Very good, obesity shouldn’t be encouraged, tinubu knows the importance of living healthy

How the mighty has fallen

It can be used but you should know that if the space is able to contain 700birds then you should do 350 birds

Ventilation is a big factor

Your child deserves first position coz others na goats 😂

Your child did well, with such excellence position doesn’t matter
Reminds me of my results then, I got second position in class c while person wey Dey 5th position in class A beat my result
I no send

Luckysbab:
You will hire her to take your case?

Yes so long she knows how to do it

turmacs:
Why are someone guys like this please? When they are at home, you will see them acting very playful, playing like small children, laughing and dancing up and down. But when they go in public, they will begin to act totally different and opposite, squeeze face and put on that matured attitude. Why? 😫

You need to see the way this guy plays like a child at home, singing shallipopi and dancing up and down, and laughing, but when he goes out omo, you'll be begging him to even smile. His really matured attitude in public was one of the reasons i fell in love with him.

You’ve got no problem as long as he’s eating you well
You’re even lucky he laughs with you at home

Does she win cases?

People think they have morality until real frustrations hit them.
Most of the open criminals you see might be more righteous than the privileged vips holding high positions.

The joker knows

Nigeria is on self destruct
The only way now is to divide into 20 or more countries so that everybody go know and work on themselves


That’s civilization, few people cannot continue to hold 200million people hostage bcoz of enjoyment

robosky02:
They said a prophet is without honour at home.


When we say he is a bigger legend's globally it's no Flux

See former Brazil and FC Barcelona legend Ronaldinho Gaucho a two-time World Footballer of the Year, once disclosed his admiration for ex-Super Eagles skipper Austin Jay-Jay Okocha As the only No. 10's he admired in the world.


This one na 2 time World best, when he sees Okocha him dey doballe.

"Jay Jay Okocha, wow!! That man made football to listen to him. At training, we would watch him doing a freestyle, whatever he wanted to do, the ball would do it. But his problem is that he was too keen to move to England,” Ronaldinho said.

Like okocha like neymar, go and rest they have nothing to prove.

Social media Redpilling
sending jennyclay,kobojunkie dem where dem belong

Eriggs:
Apologies to yours, leave other alone. Oversabi

Na me tell you to overuse your vagina, why are you so pained

VinnyBaba:
Osihmen can NEVER surpass Okocha even if he wins World Best.

Okocha Embodies Football.

He is in a Class of Zinedine Zidane, Luis Figo, Ronaldihno and Ronaldo de Lima.

Can't you see how Ex-Internationals invite him to their Testimonials? 😏

The only Player that would Surpass Okocha is one with same or Greater Dribbling Skills., Not a Striker who only scores Goals.🤨🤨

Just as Messi could match Maradona because he had same or better Skills than the 1986 World cup Winner.🙂

If your okocha is so amazing why hasn’t he won the balloon’D or, shamefully not even African best.
Na your emotions Dey talk like this, people who finds it hard to accept reality and facts.

Messi doesn’t match Maradon, he is far ahead of him

robosky02:
There are 2 things here
Osimhen is amazing for what he did last season... And should be applauded

But what Okocha has done is legendary

He has inspired most Nigerians
In Africans were AFOTY award winners gather he still stands tall
At the world stage he still stands out

He has attained a legendary status.


Ok let me ask you
Do you know Fedi Kanoute of Mali?
Well he is AFOTY award but in Africa the respect Okocha have,
He those not have half if it

In summary
Okocha have attained a legendary status more bigger than just an award

No Matter how you paint it, if you’re being factual you’ll realize Oshimen surpassed okocha in reaching a level he wasn’t able to attain, something he can only dream of, African best player is a far greater title

A graduate without certification, you can’t be a legend by the amount of inspiration you’ve given people or by your dribbles and free kicks, a legend is certified and has proof to back it up.

Oshimen without even starting has already surpassed your legend and your feelings no gree you accept, shey you no realize this could be the outcome when you were praising Oshimen

Dem don give you and now you realized

robosky02:
Na waoo

Somebody is trying to shake the table.

For me : e never reach that level yet.

By the way

That bring the question, what really makes a man great in football

Is it the awards or
The exceptional display

Shey na you Dey lecture me in that thread, if you think say oshimen deserves that award then why wouldn’t you agree he’s a bigger player

Are you a Hypocrite

robosky02

Shey you don see am now when I said there’s no honor in oshimen’s award, it was given as best loser and you Dey lecture me

Isn’t he suppose to be bigger than okocha since okocha didn’t win it

It’s now controversy

Same people wey praise am still no gree he is bigger than okocha

EdiskyHarry:
As an average Nigerian, the only thing we benefited from Nigeria was subsidized fuel and subsidized tuition fees in higher institutions.
Now tell me what do we gain from Nigeria again?
If you believe that this apc government will use the maney realized from subsidy removal to do anything positive in Nigeria then you are a fool.

I believed it was for better only for them to start looting the money again and lying, I admit I was a fool