₦airaland Forum

Kachisbarbie: Ohhhh, sorry
Then I'm obviously just noticing your gender(f)

Lol..u're actually taking this dude seriously?

Top 9 things women find attractive in men
1. Money
2. Money
3. Money
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9. Money

Adaeze003: Beef ke? Why? Coz he's a star? I dont wish to be in any1's place... was only making a joke...

Lol...i know you were kidding. Just pulling your legs

Adaeze003: Na swallow e wan swallow the mouth?

See beef! I know deep down you so wish you were in her place.

Thank God for your life. Your testimony is permanent IJN.

Good news! we'll just begin arrangements to make everything formal asap!

It's not really necessary to kneel. There are a thousand and one ways to propose to a lady. But i guess kneeling makes it hard for her lady to say no

@op you miss road?

Once a cheat will always be a cheat!

folly65: I hope u dont die of poverty
Since u dont like money

#No offence

Nne take it easy!!

ISpiksDaTroof: Maybe they should worry about providing yall with electricity, jobs, security, good health, better social services, good roads and education before bothering about a "cashless society". Besides most Nigerians are cashless anyway... aren't like 78.3% of your citizens living below the poverty level, by the way.

So why does that bother you so much? Get a life dude!

These hoes ain't loyal..

Question for the gods.

Someone just wakes up from slumber and decides to run for presidency. Someone I never even heard of.. Funny people. It took me some seconds before I could even remember Jigawa is a state in Nigeria

It's pure scam! I've tried it on several occasions and no matter how fast I am it never works. I know those cards have been preloaded.
Has anyone successfully loaded it? If it's for real at least one nairalander should have a story to tell.

yongjay: i knw u just bragging...u r nt really educated...i knw u r brainless..so am overlooking..nt ready to go into arguement wif u

I thought you're ready to face me? Why back off? I'll leave you with lifetime scars!

yongjay: look like u are a big fool...with washed brain...it suppose to b our pride nd nt 1 insensitive money transaction card..this isnt making sense.!!

You with your face like Sango, when educated people are talking kindly keep shut cos your opinions are as stupid as you look. Ediot..facking duncce!

Ask her what she really wants with you. She probably needs a friend with benefit.

marieolae: This is the first time of me hearing dis

It happens all the time, and I always wonder what's their motive. I can't even imagine. That's like selling what's left of your dignity to the other.

It's not always the case. Check out Taiye Taiwo's son

Breakup sex just shows that both parties are really confused and the relationship was just all about sex.

nateevs: So you think forcing people to have Mastercard account will achieve that? Are you going to force holders to fund the accounts as well?

Well that's where the problem lies. But i believe a good number will make use of it.

nateevs: Why does it have to be a payment card?

Because only 30% of Nigerians operate bank accounts and the government is trying to encourage a cashless system in the economy.

DoroDiva: Op where did u gt this picture
That's me right there. Stop stealing pictures abeg!

Lol...u wish, right?

Nice...but more romantic proposals have been tight down

pweedyuz: *gini ka o na ako#

soo wen u want to get married,,go outsyd,grab a girl passing nd take her to d alter because dating her is a "grievious sin"

pple sef eh!!!!Saying off point since the rise nd fall of zebrudaya!

Lmaoo...my sister I tire oo. Wetin person no go see for Nairaland!

ISpiksDaTroof: Normally, I don't respond to idi*ots,but today is your lucky day...

American foool!

ISpiksDaTroof: I never said you did, I quoted you exactly with your words. And, you might be "assuming", I am not. A social security card does not require a fingerprint or any biometric info if you were born here, see?

Oyibo-miss-road. Why are you so interested in the affairs of Nigeria if you truly American. Nairaland is a Nigerian forum, so we'll appreciate you get your filthy a$$ out of here and stop spewing trash. No one gives a damn if your surname is Obama.

enigmaotr: Nobody asked for a Mastercard powered National ID Card, ain't it? Please use your brain and argue reasonably.

Goat! Read my earlier posts. I clearly stated that integrating a payment function in the I.d card wasn't necessary. The bone of contention here is whether MasterCard is handling our biometrics storage..and the answer to that is a big NO!

bolade18: Thanks bro. I'm a 200L pharmacy student at CMUL and i know education is priority but the girl i'm having crush on is my classmate. We are very good friends and i get nervous whenever she's around. I have a feeling that i'll keep distracting myself if i don't open up to her. What do you suggest i do??

I don't see any reason why you should be any nervous. Just be yourself. You don't have to make it all official. Just be always there for her and make her very fond of you. If she likes you, she'll be all over you with time and you let her know how you feel. Focus on building a strong friendship now, but don't get friend zoned (flirt with her sometimes). Tell her really personal things about you and be her confidant..and every other thing adds up with time.

Good luck.

SirShymex: Stop exposing your impaired brain induced by artificial insemination everywhere, you stark illiterate.

Did you read that link again? Do that, and this time read it carefully, or get someone to translate it to your local dialect. I understand English language isn't your first language. However, you just have to do it tonight - and do it slowly till you can comprehend what the whole scheme is about.

And make sure you thank me later, you scandalous duffer!

Stupidity is a virus! So sorry for you. This would be my last mention. E-diots usually never give in even after realizing how dumb their arguments are, so I aint surprised.

Hope you get well soon!