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Jokes Etc / Re: Very Funny Memes $ Pictures 2018 by obitwo: 11:28am On Jun 05, 2018
Anigreat:
And where's the picture ?

You can post as well if you’ve got some

Jokes Etc / Very Funny Memes $ Pictures 2018 by obitwo: 11:24am On Jun 05, 2018
Pictures seem to say

Keep me coming if you’ve got some
Family / Re: Funny by obitwo: 8:04am On Feb 22, 2016
yvelchstores:
d information u already had still wasn't ur business. Ur friend is just a trying time in his marriage, that doesn't mean they won't reconcile.

It's none of my business but like I said he keeps asking me for information. As a guy if I was in his shoes, I'd feel the same. These things have a way of repeating themselves.
Family / Re: Funny by obitwo: 5:11am On Feb 22, 2016
yvelchstores:
No matter what is true and what isn't, I know something for sure, you are meddling in a private affaire that has nothing to do with u. Mind ur business pls, try not to wreck that home. If it has to be wrecked, don't be d one to do it.

If I wanted to wreck it, don't you think I could have done this long ago with the information I've always had?
Family / Funny by obitwo: 8:40pm On Feb 21, 2016
Lol
Politics / Re: Sos : Cultists Take Over Egbema In Imo by obitwo: 3:12pm On Dec 28, 2013
geeez:
Land of the rising crime

The land where criminals are celebrated

Just stay there and don't come near here

These are the news they never want us to see

Mods FP please so my people visiting the area will be guided

Rightly said boss

I think this should be on the FP

Its an SOS message
Politics / Re: The Population Density Of Igbo Land by obitwo: 1:32pm On Dec 28, 2013
superstar1:

I wonder the kind of under the mango tree unis, y1bos attend in the east.

You are on a lease. You don't buy land. You lease it.

By the way, how many of your uncles had time to take a spoon during the northern crisis. That is one of the reason why it is a. Lease. The land still belongs to the land owners.

The ones here on NL have never seen a land title document before

Its called a Certificate of Occupancy and not Ownership and can be revoked for whatever reason at anytime and what the government thinks is fair enough as compensation will be paid

You own the house but not the land.

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Politics / Re: The Population Density Of Igbo Land by obitwo: 1:28pm On Dec 28, 2013
All I can say is that this tension will one day lead to a crisis

I feel sorry for the few good Igbo men and women in Yorubaland
Politics / Re: The Population Density Of Igbo Land by obitwo: 1:26pm On Dec 28, 2013
cashkid18: even afta awolowo's free education,d yaribas stil believe dt joke n they are stil teachin it to their children..
HOw cn 1 man gv birth to a population of +40milion pple.d Yoruba race must b a joke grin grin

You believe Adam and Eve are the progenitors of a 7bn world population right?

You're dumb for real

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Politics / Re: The Population Density Of Igbo Land by obitwo: 1:20pm On Dec 28, 2013
Its not about the noise you guys make here on NL

Just do as much as poke the weakest Yoruba man, woman, boy or girl in the nose. Just dare if you're that brave

I'm sure it will be the biggest mistake in your history

How many times have the Fulanis ravaged your women and the men flee?

Though I don't support violence but I'm sure the Fulanis won't dare Yorubas in Ogun, Oyo or Ilorin ever again

They know the cowards they can pounce on and get away with it
Politics / Re: National Conference, A Huge Joke, Says Ebonyi Gov by obitwo: 1:12pm On Dec 28, 2013
OUK said he and his people need the country more than the country needs them

Is that another description for parasites?
Politics / Re: Meeting Of Biafrans In Russia, Malaysia, Israel, Germany- Photo by obitwo: 12:59pm On Dec 28, 2013
Hope they bring sand to fill the eroded land

I'm sure their fellow countrymen are waiting to fleece the returnees

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Politics / Re: Aliko Dangote Set To Spend $9 Billion On Refinery Project In Lagos by obitwo: 12:52pm On Dec 28, 2013
Laaaaaaagos!

God bless Olu Eko

God bless the Yoruba ingenuity

Aliko, your head dey there

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Politics / Re: Squabble In Ohaneze Over Jonathan, Oduah’s Cash Gifts by obitwo: 12:04pm On Dec 27, 2013
How cheap
Politics / Re: PARASITES: 35 States Can’t Pay Salaries Without Federal funds by obitwo: 11:58am On Dec 27, 2013
A parasite is an animal that can't survive on its own and has to leave its erosion ravaged habitat to greener pastures in an economically viable region

There are several species of parasites which follow these migration patterns every January.

Most parasites are pests and they criminally invade thier hosts region as evident in the flat headed rodents

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Politics / Re: Update On Second Niger Bridge: FG Reviews Cost Of Project by obitwo: 11:51am On Dec 27, 2013
And the beat goes on

Same music, different producer

This the remix

Enjoy the music
Politics / Re: JB To Own 2nd Niger Bridge (picture) by obitwo: 11:44am On Dec 27, 2013
And BRF was castigated for building the best bridge ever and tolling it

The Lekki-Ikoyi,bridge is longer, finer and less expensive than the 2NB

My oga@dTop, Geeez once said pako bridge builders should invest in this. Maybe the 3NB

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Politics / Re: The Population Density Of Igbo Land by obitwo: 7:01am On Dec 27, 2013
Ikengawo:

so then why isn't Oyo and Kano that dense you nincompoop

Igbo land shows a remarkably high density for any patch of land in the world,

Look your foking Oyo state that's a 2 town bush that you want to tell me about land density.

You're dense and brainless I must admit.

Maybe you don't understand what is meant by population density. You better read up

Which city will be denser?

A 10sqm city with two million people or a 10sqm city with eight million people

Tokyo is smaller than Lagos but more densely populated

Population density is simply the number of people divide by the landmass

So if Oyo and Anambra have the same population, Anambra will be more dense because it has a much smaller landmass

If you don't get this, then I can't help you

Besides you took the google image of Oyo from a higher elevation

Back to my original post, the SE has a higher population than Oyo State

Oyo State and the whole of the SE have about the same landmass

Therefore, the SE is more densely populated

Besides not everything you see as green in a Google Map is uninhabited as some are farms.

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Politics / Re: The Population Density Of Igbo Land by obitwo: 6:06am On Dec 27, 2013
The population density in Igboland is understandably high and the OP is also shockingly dense

The entire landmass of Igboland is about the same size as Oyo State

It's the same reason why there will be large patches of uninhabited places in Kano

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Politics / Re: The Worst Govenors Of 2013 by obitwo: 10:44pm On Dec 26, 2013
Akpa ife: Why yoruba governors nt on dat list

@OP am suspecting u oooo

Haters start insulting me am use 2 it

How can you compare the engine of a Range Rover Sport to that of a Keke Napep?

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Politics / Re: Hmm!!! Abia State Set To Build A Seaport by obitwo: 10:15pm On Dec 26, 2013
The guy has not built roads within his territory, it is a seaport outside his domain that he wants to build

These people are a bunch of clowns I swear

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Politics / Re: Budget 2014: Lagos-ibadan, Other Federal Roads To Gulp N100bn by obitwo: 7:40am On Dec 25, 2013
Once again the Second Niger Bridge is missing in the equation

I think Tompolo should build it and toll the bridge
Politics / Re: FG Budgets N59.9billion For 30,000 Ex- Militants In 2014 by obitwo: 7:35am On Dec 25, 2013
Tony Spike: That amount of NGN 59.9 Billion is too small for ex-militants. I think the entire budget should ALWAYS be dedicated to the welfare of the ex-militants instead. Lest I forget, how much will it take to build the Second Niger Bridge sef? I loooove this government...

Tompolo will the Second Niger Bridge and toll it

Instead of going cap in hand to Abuja, they better be going to the creeks of Bayelsa

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Politics / Re: Ogun Fire Truck Kills Woman, Son,grandpa by obitwo: 7:29am On Dec 25, 2013
Read this in Punch and its so sad

May they rest in peace
Politics / Re: President Jonathan's Food-Poisoning Suit In Gambian Court by obitwo: 7:24am On Dec 25, 2013
He wasn't the only one that ate the starter

How come he was the only one affected?

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Politics / Re: Nigerian Military 'kills Bama Attackers' by obitwo: 7:13am On Dec 25, 2013
Good job

I just however hope, and sincerely hope that the body bags won't include innocent people
Politics / Re: Abia State Governor,chief Sir T.A Orji ,as A Successful Leader By Charles Ajunwa by obitwo: 7:08am On Dec 25, 2013
You can't blame them

They may be right

Its about standards

What is A1 in Abia may be F9 in Lagos
Politics / Re: FG Budgets N59.9billion For 30,000 Ex- Militants In 2014 by obitwo: 7:04am On Dec 25, 2013
Just N700m to discuss the future of this country while ex militants take over eighty times that as their pocket money

Amazing
Crime / Re: Lagos Robbery Gang Busted by obitwo: 6:58am On Dec 25, 2013
Its getting out of hands

Eight out of every crime in the SW is committed by the usual suspects

And the same people will call themselves industrious and the owners of Lagos
Crime / Re: Lagos Robbery Gang Busted by obitwo: 6:21am On Dec 25, 2013
Crime / Lagos Robbery Gang Busted by obitwo: 6:19am On Dec 25, 2013
A six-man robbery gang, which was recently arrested by the Special Anti-Robbery Squad, Lagos, has said they were able to successfully carry out robbery operations through the connivance of a serving soldier.

PUNCH Metro learnt that the suspects, Jude Madu, Romanus Nweke, Edwin Ndinemeni, Abuchi Afunaya, Chibuzor Umebi, and Osita Nnaji; specialised in hijacking trucks in transit and selling off its contents.

It was learnt that the suspects were arrested on Saturday.

Confessing their roles in the crime, the alleged gang leader, Madu, who claimed to be 29-years-old, said a serving soldier usually supplied them with ammunition.

Narrating how they usually operated along interstate highways, the indigene of Umunze, Anambra State, said, “When we spot a truck that we are interested in, we drive in a rough manner and block the truck. When the truck hits our vehicle, the soldier will alight, go straight to the truck driver and slap him for hitting our car.

“He will ask the driver to come down and threaten to take him to an army barracks where he will be dealt with. One of our gang members, Afunaya, will then jump into the truck and speed off.

“We will drive the truck to a park and hand it over to one of our men, Obinna, who then drives the truck to Onitsha, Anambra State, and sells off its contents. My share from the last operation was N200,000.”

A second suspect, a 30-year-old indigene of Enugu State, said he sometimes also dressed as a soldier during robbery operations.

He explained that they usually hijacked trucks conveying drugs, chemicals, tyre, spare parts and beverages.

“It was the army man that gave me the army uniform of a lance corporal to follow them to hijack the truck. For the chemical truck that we hijacked I was given N150, 000. My role is to intimidate the driver with my gun,” he said.

Ndinemeni, a 27-year-old marble dealer and indigene of Imo State, said he joined the gang because of poverty, adding that he usually drove hijacked trucks to Iddo Park in Lagos State where its contents are offloaded.

He said his share from the last job was N350, 000.

Umebi, 24, who claimed to be an electronics dealer, said he took to robbery because he was once robbed of all his valuables and wanted revenge.

“I was an electronics dealer before I lost my goods to armed robbers. I decided to be an armed robber after being robbed. My role is to join the soldier to hold the conductor and the driver to enable the gang take over the truck and divert it. My going into armed robbery is a curse because in one operation a victim cursed me,” he said.

Police Public Relations Officer, Ngozi Braide, who confirmed the incident, said investigations were still ongoing.

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