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Politics › Re: Ogbonnaya Onu: Crude Oil & Minerals Are Valued More Than Nigerian Youths by Oblongata: 9:20am On Nov 25, 2020
See this man?

COWS are more valuable than Nigerian youths!

Celebrities › Re: Solve If You Are A Genius by Oblongata: 5:33pm On Nov 23, 2020
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Celebrities › Re: Solve If You Are A Genius by Oblongata: 5:29pm On Nov 23, 2020
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Celebrities › Re: To Let: Mini Flat Off Allen Avenue In A Secure Environment, N500k P/ A by Oblongata: 11:42am On Nov 23, 2020
iwaeda10:
call or whatsapp mr Olayemi on 08033440698 for inspection.

Note: The rent allow by the owner is a year and half;

thanks.
Please post the pics.
Nairaland General › Re: The Python I Killed In Agbor by Oblongata: 6:22pm On Nov 22, 2020
Na wah o, u no even wait to cut am, u for kuku swallow am whole grin
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: I'm On The Verge Of Loosing A Federal Job Because I Wrote Waec And Fslc Sameyear by Oblongata: 10:48pm On Nov 21, 2020
Something wey 3k go solve grin

Back in the days as a job seeker I had like 3 sef, plus like 4 birth certificates.

If you are shy of going to a school then go to court and get sworn affidavits...

All these lazy job seekers sef, ordinary school leaving certificate you cannot solve, are you sure you are up to the task of the federal government job?
Celebrities › Re: 'I Am Grateful For The Experience Of Having A Lesbian Child' - Charlie Boy by Oblongata: 11:56am On Nov 20, 2020
I have nothing against Gays or Lesbians...

Dey your Dey make I Dey my Dey cool
Politics › Re: Lady Caged For Three Years By Her Husband Rescued In Delta (photos) by Oblongata: 2:11pm On Nov 17, 2020
There is a lesson here guys; always check on your people. 3 years, chisos shocked
Crime › Re: Married Man Sets Self, Sidechic Ablaze For Refusing Marriage Proposal (photos) by Oblongata: 4:45pm On Nov 16, 2020
Strange times indeed...

While nature is busy taking out lives using COVID 19, some buffalos are killing themselves...

The worst and most annoying is the Benin cult war.

While we are patiently asking God for renewed divine intervention on the disasters happening around the world, some people are bent on making it worse. It is well o
Crime › Re: Endsars: Watch Disturbing Video Of Moments Hoodlums Cutting Flesh Of Burnt Polic by Oblongata: 1:21pm On Nov 15, 2020
This is barbaric! People now attack police as if they are not humans like us! Truth is the society made the police into monsters! We should fight to right the ills of the society.
Nairaland General › Is Nairaland Under Spam Attack? by Oblongata(op): 12:41pm On Nov 10, 2020
Recently, I have noticed that nairaland is being spammed with different unnecessary messages e.g Amazon customer care sUp port, cash app support, etc. should we be worried? @Lalasticlala @mynd 44?

Autos › Re: Get In Here If You Have Used 07/08 Toyota Camry That Can Go For Below 1.5m by Oblongata: 1:07pm On Nov 07, 2020
Abeg hit us up o, because me too ayam interested cool
Music/Radio › Re: Who Is The Greatest Rapper Of All Times? by Oblongata: 8:45pm On Nov 05, 2020
Notorious is my #1

Jay z (dead presidents I.e dollars made sense)

Slim shady
Health › Re: A Lady Killed By Asaba Hotel Lift - Caught On CCTV (Photos) by Oblongata: 8:09am On Nov 05, 2020
That lift was faulty, it should have been closed down... but hear the yeye people already blaming her
Health › Re: Do I Have HIV? by Oblongata: 9:14pm On Oct 31, 2020
Brother it’s all in the head... move on and get busy, headache go japa by itself
Education › Re: What I Did In The University That Could Have Led To My Rustication by Oblongata: 9:02pm On Oct 31, 2020
fauda49:
Gentlemen and ladies,
This happened in 1991 in my final year- 500level. There was a practice in university then whereby anyone whom bed space has been allocated to officially but who do not need it for one reason or the other sells to other students at exorbitant price. This made some students who had some influence to get more than one bed space allocated to them officially and they end up selling at huge prices to other needy student.
I couldn't get a bed space in my 100 level because I resumed late. I then registered at another hall of residence. I am entitled to a bed space in 400 level being the year of practical course. I ended up having 1 bed space in each of 2 halls of residence.

I then sold one to the younger brother of a course mate for 400 naira. A lot of student were selling in excess of 1,000 naira then. However, we paid 90 naira each for accommodation and hall dues respectively.

Fast forward to a year later . I was already rounding up in 500level when I received a query from the Senate to explain why one will not be rusticated for that offence. My whole world came crashing down. I cried bitterly and I had to go home to inform my mum who reminded me that she has told me several times never to join multitude to do evil. She prayed for me and asked me to reply the query.

Eventually I and many others were invited to come face disciplinary committee. On the d day, the whole council chamber was filled to the brim, a lot of us could not enter and were hanging on the staircase and some were even downstairs. Later the vc, prof oyediran came with the other council member with the student union executives in tow. They read out the charges to us and asked us if we plead guilty or not. Prior to starting the proceedings, the union executives has instructed us to plead guilty, so we all choruses GUILTY. However , one law student pleaded not guilty. We were then warned seriously against such offences and discharged. The law student was suspended for 2 sessions.

That's my experience which among others has shaped my attitude till date.

SHARE YOURS AS WELL.
Professor Oyediran was the VC of Uni. Of Ibadan. He recently lost his wife; first daughter of Awolowo and chairman of tribune Late Mrs Oyediran who died earlier this month...

Thank you for taking me back memory lane...

I also faced SDC panel once for hoarding a cultist...

My room was ecomog how would I know who cultist were or even squatters sef? We that the room was allocated for were summoned, but the squatters just left to find their way elsewhere, we were spared. lesson was learnt...

Sodeinde, new hall... 2.5 decades
Celebrities › Re: Sean Connery Is Dead! James Bond Actor Dies At 90 by Oblongata: 1:49pm On Oct 31, 2020
He was boyish and handsome too! The last film of his I watched was ‘the rock’ featuring Nicholas Cage
Celebrities › Re: Regulation Of Social Media: 2Face Idibia Blasts Nigerian Government by Oblongata: 1:06pm On Oct 31, 2020
The message is good and clear, but still, there is something about the messenger that reeks of Cowardice? Fear? Mama’s boy? Sp*rm?
Politics › Re: COVID-19 Palliatives: I Forgive My Accusers – Minister by Oblongata: 7:13am On Oct 28, 2020
Ogbeni your incompetence ensured the palliatives were not distributed accordingly...
Crime › Re: Wanted Rivers IPOB Leader Cries Out, 21 Members Arrested, Begs Wike by Oblongata: 6:36am On Oct 27, 2020
N50M?

In present Nigeria even his father would cast him grin

Best he begs the governor
Politics › Re: EndSARS: US Soldier Ready To Invade Nigeria To Save His Mom & Dad by Oblongata: 8:37am On Oct 24, 2020
Commentor:
Just another mumu feeling because he's in the US Army he's superior to those back home.

Korofo for that matter.
Why must you use korofo?

You are wicked o grin
Properties › Re: Duplex Available For Distress Sale. 7million Asking. At ijebu ode by Oblongata: 5:54pm On Oct 23, 2020
Ok, bye

Properties › Re: Duplex Available For Distress Sale. 7million Asking. At ijebu ode by Oblongata: 12:56pm On Oct 23, 2020
No pics? No title of documents? No specific area?
Technology Market › Re: 26" Bicycle For Sale by Oblongata: 7:01am On Oct 23, 2020
How much?
Crime › Re: Breaking: 2 Police Burnt In Ibadan And One Okada Man Killed (videos, PHOTOS) by Oblongata: 6:48pm On Oct 22, 2020
This is fake news

Our Able governor who was duly elected (and not selected) is in total control of Ibadan...

Aside the incidence at ojoo, and some disturbances here and there, Ibadan is calm

Today was peaceful
Politics › Re: #endsars:What Happens If The President Declares State Of Emergency by Oblongata: 6:39pm On Oct 22, 2020
He cannot declare state of emergency...

Hence Buratai would take over and he would put in place military administrator in all the states

Buhari’s government would be perceived as weak and military would take over

If he truly declares state of emergency, that means that the assertion that he was dead and we are ruled by a certain ‘Jubril’ is true. Power would remain in the north
Politics › Re: Endsars: Stop The Deceit, Paid Agents Might Have Uploaded Fake Images & Videos by Oblongata: 6:31pm On Oct 22, 2020
I hate what the government is putting us through...

But nonetheless Army did not shoot at protesters...

I was not there, but I am not a fool, and don’t have wool of dunce over my eyes

Yoruba people talk say ‘Even when in tears, we should still see the road’.

Let’s stop fanning the heat please...

If the country does not calm down then we are not all safe!

Armed robbers would take over streets
Romance › Re: How Can A Lady Be This Wicked? (video) by Oblongata: 7:55am On Oct 22, 2020
Great story! Please keep this up!!!
Crime › Re: 'nigeria Won't End Me' - Last Tweet Of Young Man, Oke Killed By Stray Bullet by Oblongata: 9:28pm On Oct 21, 2020
I will go with Righteousness89 on this...

Accept Jesus before it’s too late!
Politics › Re: Soldiers Calm ENDSARS Protesters As They Defy Osun Government Curfew by Oblongata: 4:50pm On Oct 21, 2020
This is what being a soldier is all about!

Protecting the citizens even from themselves!

May death in it’s hiding places visit the family of all the soldiers involved in the killings of innocent citizens at the the toll gate lekki yesterday.

A black day in the history of Nigeria

20-10-2020
Celebrities › Re: Beyoncé, Rihanna, Missy Elliott, Big Sean Join 'end SARS' Campaign To Curb Polic by Oblongata: 4:43pm On Oct 21, 2020
At the end of it all we shall not remember the action of our enemies but the silence of our friends!

Thank you guys for speaking up
Politics › Re: Sergeant Eze Aiwansoba Is The Officer That Shot A Lady In The Mouth by Oblongata: 1:36pm On Oct 21, 2020
We need to be careful guys...

How do we know that the op is not on the path of personal vendetta?

Was the police man’s face captured at the scene of the incidence?

If yes then also post it here

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