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Autos › Re: Verysound And Clean Honda Evispirit In Perfect Condition 1.399k by Oblongata: 2:21am On Oct 19, 2020
What year is this? Is it upgraded?
Crime › Re: Two Cultist Members Dies During Class In Ikorodu by Oblongata: 9:09pm On Oct 18, 2020
Bye bye to jati jati cool
Romance › Re: Please Guys I Need Your Advice Now by Oblongata: 9:50pm On Oct 13, 2020
Forgotted her
Romance › Re: Am I Overreacting To My Husband Criticizing My Body? by Oblongata: 4:03pm On Oct 09, 2020
Obviously you are still young and yet to get past that stage, you were meant to be mature and throw in a subtle banter, like ‘you nko? You no see your stomach?’. You were wrong dear, and yes, you shouldn’t have chased him away.

Dude loves your body that’s one of the reasons why he married you, don’t think deeper than that.
Education › Re: Enugu's Chioma Ebue Wins Second Best Teacher For JSS In Nigeria by Oblongata: 7:08am On Oct 09, 2020
Niceguy4ever:
Why is there no protest for fuel and electricity hike?
we are waiting for naira marley
Education › Re: Enugu's Chioma Ebue Wins Second Best Teacher For JSS In Nigeria by Oblongata: 7:05am On Oct 09, 2020
I don’t understand? When did we start celebrating second place? huh
Health › Re: Vets Pull Out Full-Size Blanket Swallowed By A 13-Foot Pet Burmese Python by Oblongata: 4:34pm On Oct 06, 2020
[quote author=iamyemiakins post=94648128][/quote]Mad o

You just dey make me laugh anyhow since grin
Autos › Re: 3months Used 2009 Camry @ 1.8m by Oblongata: 10:29am On Oct 02, 2020
1.5
Autos › Re: Toyota Highlander 05 Model(3 Rows) by Oblongata: 7:40am On Oct 02, 2020
Location?
Autos › Re: SOLD!!!SOLD!!!2months Used 04 Lexus ES330 Available For Sale by Oblongata: 7:37pm On Oct 01, 2020
1.5, serious buyer
Celebrities › Re: Nigeria @ 60: Yul Edochie "Why I Can't Wish Anyone A Happy Independence" by Oblongata: 9:57am On Oct 01, 2020
The best way to celebrate this independence is by all coming out with our handkerchiefs and weep. We should weep and wail loudly and mourn the loss of a great country...

Indeed, there was a country !!!
Sports › Re: Israel Adesanya Brags In Yoruba To Celebrate His Win Against Paulo Costa by Oblongata: 3:34pm On Sep 27, 2020
light099:
Congratulations to my boy Israel. It's a rare feat to maintain a clean sheet in a whole 20 UFC games. He knocked out Robert Whittaker, they thought it was a fluke; he survived Yoel Romero, they also thought it was another fluke, but now he knocked out Costa like a baby and then haters are in shock. End of discussion.
His jabs always look soft, but his opponents always touch the ground when the soft looking punches hit their bodies. I'm sure Costa and his fans are still in shock. They think it's a dream, someone please wake them up.
Racists, haters and all Costa fans, how market?
I heard Costa severally referring to him as 'skinny'. But Costa would have known who's really 'skinny' by now. Izzy made Costa look too skinny inside the Octagon.
The funny thing is, i'm yet to understand the anatomy of the knockout. I've watched it several times, although I saw a left-hand punch flying in the air, but I didn't really see it touching Costa as such. Perhaps the breeze of the punch knocked out Costa.
Same scenario happened with Whittaker, all I saw was a curvy, R2 left-hand punch lightly brushing Whittaker's jaw, next thing, Whittaker suddenly lost stamina, staggered backwards uncontrollably and fell.
Seems Izzy is starting to apply R2 to his punches.
The leg kicks actually did the job!

Costa became feeble as the effect of the leg jabs kept creeping in, it got to a level were even wind could bring him down. Outstanding performance by the leg/style bender
Autos › Re: 2007 Tokunbo Hyundai Santafe by Oblongata: 8:03pm On Sep 26, 2020
Oblongata:
1.7 serious buyer
Autos › Re: 2007 Tokunbo Hyundai Santafe by Oblongata: 8:55pm On Sep 24, 2020
1.7 serious buyer
Crime › Re: “take Back Your Money, I No The Do Again, I Regret Killing My Mother... by Oblongata: 2:13pm On Sep 22, 2020
There is a lesson here guys...

You can only have peace in Christ Jesus...

On Christ the solid rock I stand,

All other ground is sinking sand....

All OTHER GROUND IS SINKING SAND
Romance › Re: How Ladies Flush Out Sperm From Their Body Naturally After Sex? by Oblongata: 6:47pm On Sep 21, 2020
It was educative, thanks op �
Celebrities › Re: BBNAIJA: Nengi Emerges Last HOH With 4 Housemates Up For Possible Eviction by Oblongata: 9:27pm On Sep 14, 2020
IMO versus south west

Laycon for the rabba
Politics › Re: Uber, Bolt Drivers Protest In Abuja (photos, Video) by Oblongata: 9:23pm On Sep 14, 2020
God, na God we take beg you, please hep us...

We know say we mumu that time wey we dey vote, we know say we done enter am patapata

Bet please for the sake of say we we

Come and take control for we nation
Properties › Re: Is It Possible To Buy Low-cost Land Without Building Yet? by Oblongata: 9:07pm On Sep 14, 2020
Build 2 shops on it and rent it out, thank me later
Politics › Re: Garus Gololo: South-West’s Stand On Amotekun Could Cost Them 2023 Presidency by Oblongata: 8:42am On Sep 09, 2020
trutharena:
Stop saying nonsense. Abiola was also elected president with vote cutting across both North and South except the Sad East.

Even if his election was annuled, it dosen't stop the fact that he was elected president in a free and fair election. That tested the Yoruba acceptance in the nation.

I dare you Igbos to contest against a Yoruba man in PDP and let's see your acceptance compared to the Yorubas.

Obasanjo was voted by Yoruba with bloc vote in 2003 too. You better go back to study history more omo Igbo.
Even Falae was favored by Yoruba votes
Pets › Re: Look At What Happened When A Jaguar And A Lion Fights To The Death by Oblongata: 3:47am On Aug 24, 2020
maxevans:
Smiles, it's a very big deal on quora...you can Google it and find interesting comments regarding it on quora..thanks
Quora is just a forum, doesn’t mean any topic there makes sense...

Many stupid arguments there!
Crime › Re: 'how I Escaped From Police', Rearrested Serial Killer, Sunday Sodipe Speaks (wat by Oblongata: 9:23pm On Aug 23, 2020
Golan007:
Man's got to look good for his fans.
una no go kee person grin

I don’t know why they can’t save taxpayers money and do their normal accidental discharge we are used to cool
Pets › Re: Look At What Happened When A Jaguar And A Lion Fights To The Death by Oblongata: 8:30pm On Aug 23, 2020
Interesting read

But not exciting, I mean Lion Vs Jaguar? Who does that? angry

Should have been Lion Vs Tiger

Or Lion Vs Grizzly bear...

Bet you try sha, only that we knew the end from beginning
Romance › Re: VIDEO: Nigerian Female Cadet Tortured By Senior Air Force Officers. Horrifying! by Oblongata: 6:01pm On Aug 23, 2020
At the end of all these una go still enter ambush specially prepared by your ogas....

I bow for person wey no bow for Nigeria...

Even bible teach us say make we leave Naija

It said ‘flee from evil’ grin
Crime › Re: "I Will Rape You" - Man To Electricity Official Who Cut His Wire, Strips Unclad by Oblongata: 1:23pm On Aug 21, 2020
JidennaJason:
Feel free to call me a tribalist, I just said what I noticed about most of them....


How you or anyone take the comment is no business of mine.
No mind the jobless girl!

She no know say you no get sense, she dey waste her time grin
Car Talk › Re: Help Me Find A Permanent Solution To My Overheating Car by Oblongata: 7:15pm On Aug 16, 2020
Artiiclebeast:
Hmmm

I'm very sure the Kazeem rewire must have deliberately disconnected your thermostat as is usual with them with their " e no mean anything or you no need am for naija" nonsense.

May God heal your car.
When I saw his post, the first thing that came to my mind was ‘Naija mechanic done tamper with this car’s thermostat.

I was using a Passat 2005 some years ago, Na so nuru comot the thermostat dey tell me say the thing mean nothing, bet why oyinbo put an there? E talk say na for their weather. After him comot am Na so the car dey do overheat till I sell am for shinkili money grin
Autos › Re: Reg 2014 Kia Rio by Oblongata: 6:09pm On Aug 16, 2020
Baba full thank is less than 10k, that yarn no fit work o grin
Family › Re: Betting Has Landed Me Into N600k Debt! by Oblongata: 9:41pm On Aug 10, 2020
I had access to my mum’s account many years ago and I took a lot of it...

I spent her millions on failed businesses and she didn’t know it...

I would always fake her alert and I was hoping I would recover the money in due time, but things got worse and I went deeper into the account

Lucky enough for me, I confided in an elder and she advised me to confess to her

I eventually did and she forgave me later...

I eventually found peace, and I developed my businesses

My mum died and I felt consoled that I made amendments with her before she left...

We make mistakes in life, but we shouldn’t die from it...

Life is too good
Politics › Re: Atiku, Odili, Na’abba — The Political Careers Obasanjo Killed by Oblongata: 7:00am On Aug 10, 2020
fykes:
I don't think obj killed atiku"s career. Atiku could have been a governor before he became VP.
He still has/have the chance to revive his career and why he hasn't done that uptill now baffles me.
He has the network and funds and even sympathy to become the governor of his state, that will afford him the opportunity to show what he can do, grant him access to funds and a huge political capital to mobilize and oil his machinery for a presidential contest.
Why the Waziri hasn't done this and if he goes away politically, I won't blame obj. He's always had a political lifeline.
You just brandished your political naivety ...

A former VP should go for governorship?

You for talk say make Jonathan sef contest for governorship election In Bayelsa angry

In politics once you have passed a stage, you have passed a stage
Politics › Re: Atiku, Odili, Na’abba — The Political Careers Obasanjo Killed by Oblongata: 5:52am On Aug 10, 2020
Love or hate him, still the best president so far...

One thing you cannot take from him is that

Baba was in charge!
Education › Re: Some Weird Facts You Probably Don't Know 2 (photos) by Oblongata: 8:21pm On Aug 09, 2020
Brachaa:
Holy Moses.. Like seriously?? I'm gonna start applying salt solution on my face before sleeping from now on. What an abomination grin. Let them go and look for another bed.

Lalasticlala
Mynd44
Ishilove. Front page material o. This is very insightful.
Who knows if we are also skin mites on some giant’s face grin
Family › Re: Guys Please Advice, What Should I Do? by Oblongata: 7:46pm On Aug 09, 2020
May the grace of God abide with you...

You need to do a lot of work on your wife.

Calm her and reassure her of your love.

Let her know you will always be by her no matter her medical condition.

Kiss her, cherish her, make sweet love to her...

Let her know that there is a lot to live for, not just to give birth...

Let her know adoption is an option.

Above all, be strong for her and let God lead the way.

It is well with you

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