₦airaland Forum

thebosstrevor1:
IPOB is a terrorist organization as proscribed by the government of Nigeria.

Ipob have never been peaceful, there are lot of evidence of ipob terrorism against the Nigerian state.

Na true you talk o

Fulani herdsmen have been very peaceful by killing innocent citizens for nothing everyday. They are doing the Nigerian state a good deed, they should never be proscribed

You can fool people one time, sometimes, many times... but you can never fool people ALL the time. Truth be told, IPOB should have never been proscribed, they have been relatively peaceful and should have been coerced by the government rather than proscription. The world knows terrorist when they see one. As for the OP, UK will never grant any BOKO HARAM or HERDSMEN member asylum, violent or not...e get why

The army dude is even a first class; meaning he goes first if the clarion comes calling...

He was acting only on what he was told...My verdict? fear women

Amotolongbo:
Thank God it didn’t give you that head

You would have been moaning agonizingly like this;
Oh lala a
Ush Lala la la lala
Ahh Lalalala la lala
Yee Lalasticla la la la o
Hum Lalasticlala la la la la e

And the snake will be so good at that, the bra in it’s name, co[color=crimson]bra[/color], has said it all
“Snake wey get bra go sabi give head”

You need sex

So you mean you killed 30 bandits and immediately went to sleep so that the bandit's brothers could come and take away their dead? Like seriously?

Early morning you wan make person begin dey think

I would have loved to be a billionaire... but I thank God I am on my way there

Tadeknkeepcalm:
Time wasted can never be recovered.




Please, if you haven't read this post then you are part of the lucky ones. Utilise your time for something else. Please!

My brother, I stupidly read the whole post, I wish I have a time machine right now

The guy is trying so hard to masturbate his inflated ego here and feeling like one mumu alpha male, otu oshi

Thinee:
Lol forget the write up first and get the message, that how I write when under stress, I'm busy and just took out time to write this , tho it's long.......
I'm a graduate with 2.1 from Lagos State University, you know how hard it is to get such results in a Nigeria University......e fit be say I better pass you self!!!!....

You fit claim 2:1 or first class sef, I no ves...

But saying you went to LASU and you are this dumb? Gerrara here mehn...

Good one! This only shows the people have no faith in this Presidency with regards to security. You don’t support your tribe by inaction against their misdeeds and expect the people who are victims to be silent. Never have we had a government this nepotistic. It is well with Nigeria. Please what is the meaning of‘Ebube Agu’?

Explorers:
Ruff Ryders Anthem 98, was in JSS class. We bought lyrics books, took them to school to mime with portable cassette players.

The stress of getting these songs on cassette then, you had to buy empty cassettes, write down the tracks and pay dj to get the tracks for you.

Wasted money on battery for this cassette player.

Having large posters of your favorites rappers on the wall of your room.


You're a king if you can afford any of the hand carry cd/cassette players in pic 2&3 those days.

Nobody go hear word for the whole street.




RIP DMX

Na wa o, like play like play person done old be that, all these tins wey you talk still be like yesterday...

Lovely write up! But instead of Funke you should have used the usual Amaka

Make dem no chioma this one o

DaddyRochie1642:
She will Continue to receive more gifts from that man as Long as she remains Loyal and Respectful and Submissive to that man.

Are you insinuating Chioma’s predicament?

This is not a future event, hell hath been let loose.. look around you, it is happening already...

Pray for the gift of interpretation.

Shalom!!!

thorpido:
This na normal house rat na!You people can sabi eat anything.

If house rat run enter bush, wetin dem go call am?

There was this dating site (whisper2u) that was in vogue then. Got a babe and we got talking like we had known each other for a while. On the D day, I was really disappointed when I saw her but still went ahead and pretended all was fine and that she was very beautiful, mama taught me well. Alas! We had planned to spend the night together and heaven knows I tried to run away but didn't want to leave a lady stranded. Feigned tiredness to no avail, she wouldn't let me be throughout the night! Told her my mind was with a girlfriend and wouldn't want to hurt her... She started crying... That night was one of my longest nights ever. Joked with her, made her smile, caressed her till she fell asleep, just didn't dig plump girls. That's 18 years ago... we are both good friends and she is happily married with 5 kids in the USA to a very handsome dude now!

Ishilove:
That's a manly dude with a deep voice and hairy balls

Any boy could have that feature... What matters is upstairs

uniquelyspecial:
I think say na to wan swallow snipper.



oooo you finally tried Jesus?
I think say na to wan swallow snipper.



oooo you finally tried Jesus?

You came late to the party! You can crawl back now

JidennaJason:
Your tears will soon full this my bucket and I will use it to flush the toilet.


Stay strong and shed some more.�

Hey girl, woulda loved to chat some more but I got a real life work to do... remember, when it seems darkest, read John 3:16. May God help you. Bye

JidennaJason:
Keep on fighting, the life support is still on... Don't go, fight it bro, we love you, Stay strong, Stay strong I say.


We shall not Mourn you.

It shall never be well with those who Dey do you! Chai! Na human una wan turn to something else? this world is too wicked! Biko try Jesus. And make you dey drink dano milk

JidennaJason:
Still stay strong, keep on fighting bro. Don't give up, keep on fighting.

Jesus cares for you! Don’t you dare try to take away your sorry life! Try Jesus

JidennaJason:
Still stay strong, you might survive it.

I understand! If I was you, I would have probably swallowed sniper... hang in there bro! God is able

JidennaJason:
Stay strong bro...

Pele! Don’t worry, One day, God will heal you.

JidennaJason:
I always advise grade 8 BMC's like you to Drink Dano Milk and stay strong.


Kindly do that.

Dano milk is actually good, you should try it sometimes... Who knows? you might actually grow a strand of brain...

Every other perspective different from yours is BMC at work, you guys actually make the work a lot easier for BMC because all you do is position yourself as ‘anti BMC’, instead of reaching a decent logical conclusion, you buffoon lot try to reach a conclusion that will only supposedly spite the so called (more often imaginary) BMC, but be rest assured not all nairalanders are daft, and likes won’t take you to heaven. Go that way...

Insecurity never got this bad! Shebi Boko Haram that we know before, na themselves dem dey bomb? Anything worse than this is war! Baba God show us the way to Japa!

Number 13 mad o

Never knew my android phone could wake up to charge itself when they bring the light

Na only for village this kain thing fit work

If nobody talk about 'E-world' for Ikeja or Zoeys...I am to old for this thread niyen.

TysonsCorner:
Please no insult. This is a very sad moment

My apologies sir!

May her soul Rest In Peace

light099:
Alright brother, let's forget about it. This is a sad thread. I'm not here to argue.
First, that time I posted, we didn't know yet if OP was sincere or a troll. It was good to ask those sane question to burst any prank rather than rushing to believe such a lovely lady is dead based on a thread which could or could not be true. Joking with someone's death isn't funny.

Secondly, I kept giving OP different options to get her relatives faster, but you mistook them for argument.

R.I.P to Vick.

R.I.P to Victoria...

It is well with us.

light099:
@Bolded, that's why I've been listing different fast options I thought the neighbor could take, except you weren't smart enough to understand. Go back to your cartoon channels and leave sensible arguments for people with brains.

@Bolded. Exactly, the more reason why I expect the neighbors to contact her care taker for her next of kin, or look for her ID's bearing her next of kin or communicate with people in her notifications or received calls, instead of looking for Nairaland moniker that knows her details or creating threads that may not be of urgent help.
OP has contact with her neighbors and he/she has been involved in the issue since, that's why he/she created this thread. Some things I or some other sensible people here say might be helpful. I've listed some valid options already.

That aside, when crime or something like this happens, first thing to be done is to call the agent or caretaker. It is the responsibility of the caretaker to account for each tenant, after which they immediately notify the Police.

Anybody that Doesn’t follow your stupid line of thought is a kid right? Typical local African...

The question is that is the Op the neighbor? Why are you castigating him? Ask the op for the neighbor’s number and call them to ask them all these stupid questions if you are so concerned...

So for your mind na only op dem call abi? Old man like you suppose done go back village na!

devlishGINGER:
this life is starting to get meaningless to me. nothing to gain

Everything means nothing...