Family › Re: They Have Not Seen Her In 2years But She Appeared Unannounced To Her Family by Oblongata: 8:57pm On Jan 15, 2021 |
I felt touched! *sniffs |
Music/Radio › Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by Oblongata: 8:09pm On Jan 15, 2021 |
FactBoyz: ... You can only run run run walelele pass terry g Unless you run maddd ($tupid lyrics) |
Romance › Re: A Guy's Girlfriend Sent A Video Of Her Bathing In The Bathroom To His Brother. by Oblongata: 5:01pm On Jan 15, 2021 |
Eeya, see wetin kill our naira  |
Romance › Re: I'm Surprisingly Surprised by Oblongata: 4:54pm On Jan 15, 2021 |
ogashman: The rate at which money vanishes these days scares the hell outta me 
5k I withdrew on Sunday is remaining jus 5h. I have tried to mentally picture what I bought with it but I couldn't. previously, 5k can sustain me for like two weeks so long I have foodstuffs at home.
3k prepaid meter recharge, gets exhausted in two weeks, something that lasts up to at least one month before, for the whole compound where i stay.
#100 mtn call credit doesn't last for more than 6minutes nowadays and that woman that used to say "one minute remaining" is now very harsh. her voice scars me the most.
1gig mtn data that used to last for one month, sometimes it even expires because I was not able to use it, now gets exhausted in one week.
transportation is another wahala...places I used to go with bike for #50 is now #100
foodstuffs prices increasing on a daily bases. if u went to the MKT with 10k last week, if u re going again this week, you have to with 15k if not u won't be able buy the things u bought last week.
amidst all these, salary still remains constant....No be die we dey so? Na die you dey o |
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Crime › Re: Help! What Does This Truecaller Result Mean? by Oblongata: 6:40pm On Jan 10, 2021 |
Felix180: Hmmmmm but, why will someone else save the number as banking, if the number isn't meant for a bank? The scammer saved the number as ‘banking’ on another phone to deceive people, Isn’t that obvious? |
Romance › Re: Why My Girlfriend Travelled To Uyo. by Oblongata: 6:37pm On Jan 10, 2021 |
What do you do, when your bit.ch is untrue?
Cut that hooka up and find someone new
I need another bit.ch, in my life...
(Notorious b.i.g feat. Lil Kim. ‘Another’) |
Politics › Re: Edo Man Collects ₦43,000 From POS Operator, Leaves Wife, 3 Kids As Collateral by Oblongata: 6:27pm On Jan 10, 2021 |
This one gidi gan! God no go shame us... |
Crime › Re: Help! What Does This Truecaller Result Mean? by Oblongata: 6:25pm On Jan 10, 2021 |
Felix180: buy, how's that possible, he registered the number as "banking"? Truecaller searches for the name which is being stored as that number and it uses proxy. If I saved your number as ‘scammer’, anyone that is close to my location will see the name ‘scammer’ on Truecaller. As the name was saved as ‘banking’, By another user, naturally ‘Banking’ will come up on Truecaller. |
Crime › Re: Help! What Does This Truecaller Result Mean? by Oblongata: 6:07pm On Jan 10, 2021 |
I feel for you my brother, it is rather unfortunate..nothing can be done.
Truecaller is permission based, and any name saved as a number will usually come up, does not mean verified.
Please tell your pop man to forget about these people, so that this issue wouldn’t affect his health.
Please move on |
Travel › Re: Canada Hype And Travel Rush: Here Are Things You Need To Know by Oblongata: 5:47pm On Jan 10, 2021 |
My brother, reason why people want to travel is more than all these you have mentioned...
People want to Japa to keep their sanity!
Here is a jungle filled with toxic elements.
A place where you are lied to and smacked on the face as if you have no brains...
A dog enjoys in Australia more than a full bloodied citizen of poverty stricken naija
I don’t want to be a billionaire, I just want to live a sane life; a place where logic works and where I can die smiling...
If you listen to vices that tell you not to travel when you are chanced to, be ready to explain to your kids why Nigeria is a failed state and why you are part of the failed system by failing them...
Are you more patriotic than all the soldiers that waste their lives why some demons in high places are busy playing off their lives like pawns in a chess game?
What you should tell people is that there are countries they can migrate to and fulfill their dreams other than Canada and co.
God no go shame us o |
Technology Market › Re: Uk Used Playstation 4 by Oblongata: 5:43pm On Jan 10, 2021 |
KennyRouge: Abeg person way dey uk no dey hack their console ...? You are right my brother! No mind me jare  |
Technology Market › Re: Uk Used Playstation 4 by Oblongata: 5:23pm On Jan 10, 2021 |
Hacked is hacked, uk used is uk used. Uk used that is hacked becomes hacked... Na new year be this o  |
Celebrities › Re: Shola Ogudu Survives Motor Accident (Photos) by Oblongata: 11:09pm On Jan 09, 2021 |
CamusMidas: Fvck off. fvck on fvctarded ugly piece of cow dung |
Celebrities › Re: Shola Ogudu Survives Motor Accident (Photos) by Oblongata: 6:40pm On Jan 09, 2021 |
At the point of death, whoever you are doesn’t matter anymore... Wizkid baby mama, Micheal Jackson’s first child, Dangote’s lovely daughter etc... death is no respecter of anybody! I will go with righteousness on this one, accept Jesus for the end is around the corner for anyone |
Romance › Re: My Flashback Pics. Rate My Figure Back Then by Oblongata: 10:01pm On Jan 08, 2021 |
extol1: I dey hail the guy in your life, how does he cope? that is if you have Guy why you dey fall hands? Na intersex shim be, she is her boyfriend  |
Romance › Re: My Flashback Pics. Rate My Figure Back Then by Oblongata: 9:18pm On Jan 08, 2021 |
donbachi: From the first to last pic..na mannequin i see. Guy this is very wrong and I suggest that you tender an unreserved apology to mannequins  |
Romance › Re: Moyo, Lady In Fcmb's Paternity Scandal Breaks Silence, Says “I Never Told Tunde by Oblongata: 11:06pm On Jan 04, 2021 |
The kids don’t look a bit like the Tunde guy but sure do looks like the Hoe’s boss...
The family is obviously trying to save face...
The death of this man has brought new job to the table...
DNA test is now a viable business in Nigeria, I am interested in investing in such a business
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Romance › Re: Any Guy Earning 50k Should Not Have Any Business Getting Married - Twitter Lady by Oblongata: 4:24pm On Jan 04, 2021 |
millionboi2: entails? You could go to private practice in any of your chosen career; could be law, accounting, Tax, teaching, etc. in my case it is accounting. |
Romance › Re: Any Guy Earning 50k Should Not Have Any Business Getting Married - Twitter Lady by Oblongata: 2:17pm On Jan 04, 2021 |
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Romance › Re: Any Guy Earning 50k Should Not Have Any Business Getting Married - Twitter Lady by Oblongata: 11:34am On Jan 04, 2021 |
millionboi2: what is pp? Hope not picking pocket. private practice |
Autos › Re: DISTRESS SALES!!!� 2003 Lexus ES 300 by Oblongata: 8:28am On Jan 02, 2021 |
Una go just dey use ‘distress’ anyhow  |
Celebrities › Re: Mercy Aigbe Celebrates Her 43rd Birthday With Stunning Photos by Oblongata: 2:42pm On Jan 01, 2021 |
Na wa o, my crush that year, now she done turn evening newspaper...
Nothing lasts forever mehn
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Crime › Re: 'I Killed My Mother Because She Was A Witch' - Runaway Soldier by Oblongata: 2:41pm On Jan 01, 2021 |
Wolexdey: Please, meaning of MPD. Thanks Multiple personality disorder |
Crime › Re: 'I Killed My Mother Because She Was A Witch' - Runaway Soldier by Oblongata: 7:58am On Jan 01, 2021 |
He must have had MPD. Many Nigerian soldiers need psychological and psychiatric test  |
Politics › Re: 5th Osun Youth Ambassador Awards: Hardworking Sons, Daughters Of State Showcased by Oblongata: 4:26pm On Dec 30, 2020 |
Why is our own Seun Osewa not there?  |
Science/Technology › Re: Scientists Discover Pencil-Sized Species Of Snake, Hiding In Plain Sight (Pics) by Oblongata: 11:10am On Dec 30, 2020 |
iamyemiakins: I never knew shrimps were Bobrisky's role model you dey mad gaan  |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump's Administration Is "Irresponsible" - Joe Biden by Oblongata: 9:34am On Dec 30, 2020 |
HerMajestyCares: COME ON BIDEN,
Don't Start a New DRAMA,
MR BIDEN, PRESIDENT TRUMP AND HIS TEAM ARE VERY BUSY RIGHT NOW AND YOU DON'T EXPECT THEM TO GIVE YOU AND YOUR TEAM A FULL ATTENTION. COME ON IT'S U. S SECURITY YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT AND YOU KNOW THAT YOUR TEAM WON'T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH SECURITY BECAUSE THERE IS NO WAY THAT YOU GUYS WON'T MEET A STAND BY NATIONAL SECURITY ON GROUND.
SO MR BIDEN LET PEACE REIGN.
I KNOW THIS BECAUSE U.S IS MY SECOND HOME AFTER NIGERIA 
I THANK JESUS FOR WEALTH AND LIFE  Na wa sha, many stupid comments on nairaland, person just dey weak
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Romance › Re: He Killed Two Dogs With His Car by Oblongata: 6:09am On Dec 30, 2020 |
Japaa sister!
This life I can’t kee myself...
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Autos › Re: Sold sold 2005 Toyota Camry For Sale N1.150million Last sold sold by Oblongata: 5:43pm On Dec 28, 2020 |
greggng: People that buy car don't talk like you do . I don t have pictures for you . Take Advantage of the advert pictures ....it has all pix ...no timewaster pls Sir do not judge a book by it’s cover... the car seems great and I am sure it would be sold soon. Good luck |
Family › Re: Parents Pranked Their Kids With A Playstation 5 Present (Video) by Oblongata: 4:53pm On Dec 24, 2020 |
Very certain that the father hid the real ps5 somewhere, he kept the book and shoe in that box just to deceive the boys |
Celebrities › Re: Fan Super Excited As DJ Cuppy Video-called Him: Pictures & Video by Oblongata: 9:23pm On Dec 23, 2020 |
Neimar: Kuku kill me This life I can’t kee myself!
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