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Crime › Re: Father And Son Sentenced To Death By Hanging In Zamfara by Oblongata:
Capital punishment for culpable homicide? An appeal should be made... if argument ensued before the stab then it can be established that the action was not premeditated.

Life or long jail term should suffice!
Family › Re: The reason Why I Will Consider My Dad First Before My Mom by Oblongata: 10:10pm On Sep 27, 2019
A wise man once told me; father is a father for all...

While mother is a mother for her children...
Celebrities › Re: Saidi Balogun Finally Breaks His Silence Over An Alleged Scam Scandal by Oblongata:
2 sides; either he was used in the scam

Or he was part of the scam

We all know that no money in acting, and saheed balogun seems to be fizzling out

So desperate times might translate to desperate measures...
Sports › Re: The Nicaraguan FA Confirm Their Vice-captain Voted For Messi In The Best Awards by Oblongata: 6:59am On Sep 27, 2019
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Foreign Affairs › Re: South African Army Deploy In Cape Town - Local Drug Wars by Oblongata:
Wetin consign us angry

If dem like make dem deploy satan na dem know.

Me that I am waiting for apartheid to reoccur

We go see who go help them na angry angry
Food › Re: Lady Shows The Food Items She Bought With N1,500 by Oblongata: 8:27pm On Sep 25, 2019
She was referring to items in the tray alone, the chicken and Pomo plus the stupid fish angry naija no Dey read btw the lines
Business › Re: Woman Arranges Her Eggs In Style (Photo) by Oblongata: 6:26pm On Sep 25, 2019
Those are local soaps na...

She would have been stupid if it were eggs truly
Crime › Re: How My Husband Gave Me Stds, Attempted To Strangle Me For Denying Him Sex "Woman by Oblongata: 5:06pm On Sep 25, 2019
Too many problems for the African women...

Brothers don’t treat women important because that is the way the world wants it...

Treat them important because you cherish and love them, and you want to nurture their happiness.

If you treat your woman bad, please see the picture below

Food › Re: Four Days Without Meat, God Blessed Me With Monitor Lizard Meat (Photos) by Oblongata: 4:03pm On Sep 25, 2019
1shortblackboy:
what happned to lala's father
He done mud o cry
Food › Re: Four Days Without Meat, God Blessed Me With Monitor Lizard Meat (Photos) by Oblongata:
Congratulations!!!

What a huge success story ! You have made it in life! grin

But sadly lalasticlala is on break...

He lost his dad few days ago...

RIP papa lalasticlala

Hit like to register your condolences embarassed

Sports › Re: Voting Breakdown: Messi Votes For Ronaldo But Not Vice Versa, Both Snub Van Dijk by Oblongata: 9:58am On Sep 25, 2019
Messi is a role model

On and off the pitch

The man with a big heart!
Politics › Re: Sowore: How I Found Out I Was Granted Bail by Oblongata: 7:26am On Sep 25, 2019
When I saw femi falana leading the defense, I knew sowore would be out in no time...

Falana defended fela and abiola successfully many years ago...

That guy is something else
Family › Re: Lala Looses Dad! by Oblongata: 11:22pm On Sep 24, 2019
It’s so hard to say goodbye to yesterday...

I have been there bro!

I lost my mum this year.

May God shine his light at the dark places of your heart.

Accept my condolences.
Health › Re: Help A Dyeing Soul Please � by Oblongata: 10:49pm On Sep 24, 2019
Tangible1234:
Greetings to you all...
I am tangible from port Harcourt, i will please want your candid advise and not scorning please because my life is on the verge of ending courtesy odiousness.
It started all of a sudden two years ago and it is not a body odour, but seems like an odour emanating from the inside because it is fecal in smell, and it aggravates when i eat or stress myself. weather also affects the way i smell because it is harsher during sunny days than cold days, I have done tests and colon cleansing, even visited countless medical centres but to no avail, not even churches, they all tell me that all is well and nothing wrong is seen by them... � please, has anybody experienced this and how was it remedied because i hardly eat foods i eat previously, before some foods make me reek excessively.... In tears i am begging for help.... Please help save my life... I have lately been contemplating suicide because i am not comfortable and people look down on me because of that.... Can't even concentrate during lectures, church or where ever i am, I always feel uncomfortable... I will be delighted hearing from you all.
go herbal bro

I had a friend that had same problem, he went to take herbs in ijebu ode, now he stinks no more
Sports › Re: Lionel Messi Named 2019 FIFA The Best Men's Player by Oblongata: 9:20pm On Sep 23, 2019
taylor89:
My late younger brother was a die hard Messi fan till death

I had to crosscarpet and take over the love of Messi from him

Bro Messi has made u proud I wish you were here today to rejoice


RIP
May your late brother’s soul continue to Rest In Peace...

May God shine his light on the dark places in your heart...

#Team Messi
Politics › Re: Chiedu Osakwe Is Dead, Buhari Mourns by Oblongata: 3:33pm On Sep 23, 2019
Mourn ke?

Dude is probably just relaxing grin

Education › Re: Are These The 7 Most Desired Universities In Nigeria? by Oblongata: 10:01am On Sep 22, 2019
BananaTree:
The attached pictures are the recent THE ranking stat of both CU and UI. You can see the percentage of international students yourself.

https://www.timeshighereducation.com/world-university-rankings/covenant-university

https://www.timeshighereducation.com/world-university-rankings/university-ibadan
Yes I am aware...

I didn’t say ‘prospective’ for nothing.

with the recent ranking of CU it is bound to be a destination for prospective international student.

Recently CU increased the fees of international students, that says a lot!

Bye
Education › Re: Are These The 7 Most Desired Universities In Nigeria? by Oblongata: 7:21am On Sep 22, 2019
BananaTree:
Candidates don't desire schools based on which one makes the most research. Many of them don't even know. You obviously didn't read the article. For someone like me, I wouldn't even consider CU for a second. I wouldn't be locked up someone and controlled like a robot for 4 years. Those years mean more to me.
my brother

Covenant university is a destination for many international students. They recently increased the fees of non-Nigerians. If you talk of most desired in Nigeria, then you are referring to the rest of the world, not just Nigerians.

Covenant university’s rating is higher than every other in west Africa. It is in top 7 in the whole africa. It is a prospective destination for international students
Education › Re: Are These The 7 Most Desired Universities In Nigeria? by Oblongata: 11:52pm On Sep 21, 2019
Back in the days when we talked about desired universities, you aligned them with courses which the graduates excelled the most, not just buildings

Ife was engineering

Law was LASU

Medicine was UI

Arts was UNILAG

Business was unilorin.

Etc

It is no doubt that covenant is the most desired university in Nigeria now

They have facility for making research, this is the bases universities are ranked...

Most of our federal institutions have outdated books as well as academicians
Romance › Re: Small Dick And One Minute Man: Guys Please Help by Oblongata:
sassysure:
So many young guys have erectile dysfunction often these days.
I mean, I've been reading stuffs like this here a lot.

Stop eating and drinking rubbish.

Exercise a lot so blood can pump down to the nerves down there.

Stop eating Nigerian indomie nodules and drinking coca cola and stuffs.Those thing are killers.

As for the small dick.
Look for a petite woman. Her body can accommodate a small prick perfectly well.

Most guys don't know that as prikks get sizes, so also vj.

Don't expect to fit in on a body of a tall woman if u have small dick.

If u happen to witness a woman pissing by the roadside, the qty of piss that comes out will also tell u how wide her vj is.
If it's pouring out like a drum.of water, it's very wide, if its coming out like from straw, it's small and tight.
(U have to pay me for this) grin
The way a lady uses the man's 3rd finger to gauge how big a mans prick is.

Just know how to pleasure ur partner more than u pleasure yourself and she will forget u have a small dick.
If u can make her reach orgasm without penetration, she will be yours for life.
Stop having low self esteem. That's how u were created and stop visiting ashawo.
Learn to embrace your thing and make very good use of it.

Let me tell u this as a woman, very big prikk is only good in novels. It's very uncomfortable for ladies, very uncomfortable for the man cos he will be restricted.
Also who want to see squeezed face when on the act.
Most ladies prefer average. If it's small like yours and u know your onions, ur woman will love u.
Remember Nigerian men are known to have big dicks so an average naija man dick might be very big out there and the so called small ones average.
Got it? kiss
spot on...
Autos › Re: What Should I Do With This Corolla? [pics] by Oblongata: 3:48pm On Sep 21, 2019
donbabajay:
Do I need to change the engine with the gear?
it is best you change the engine and gear 2geda

This will ensure the engine synchronizes with the gear.

Best of luck!!!
Autos › Re: What Should I Do With This Corolla? [pics] by Oblongata: 9:56am On Sep 21, 2019
Of course it is better to fix it...

Engine and gear is 300k

Fixing of engine 20k

40k for bumpers

40k for painting and baking

After all these use the car for 6 months and sell
Crime › Re: How My Dad Drove My Mom To Safety With Bullets In His Body - Lady Shares Photos by Oblongata:
You are very lucky your parents survived the government’s ignorance...

My mum was not so lucky

She died June this year because of Lagos ex governor

He destroyed houses on isawo road, agric, Ikorodu and left the road very bad...

Ambulance could not reach our house to administer oxygen , reason? Bad road, they couldn’t drive. El bethel ambulance couldn’t pass the asolo bus top...

Our car couldn’t reach the hospital... mum was in a diabetic coma...

I watched as life left my mum as she laid in my hands...

Till now the road is still very bad, awaiting the next victim...

Just added:

Thank you guys for the word of encouragement and condolences...

Many people here have hearts of Gold

I appreciate,,,

I know she is smiling down on me ...

Never seen a man cry till you see a man die

Losing a loved one (especially mum) brings flood

If you have ever lost a loved one, may God shine his light in the dark places of your heart.

At the end, EVERYTHING MEANS NOTHING!



1st John chapter 4 Vs 7 and 8
Education › Re: FG Relocates Fire Service School From Lagos To Osun by Oblongata: 2:53pm On Sep 19, 2019
ORIENTATION101:
osun got more higher institutions than Enugu
http://myschoolnews.net/forum2_theme_112142872.xhtml?tema=1436
Enugu is not even in top 5 of states with the highest
bros leave the ignoramus
Education › Re: FG Relocates Fire Service School From Lagos To Osun by Oblongata: 2:48pm On Sep 19, 2019
izzou:
There are many learning institutions in Ogun, and Lagos State, even Enugu state than Osun

Let's not derail the thread. cool
why are we like this? He didn’t compare
Health › Re: Indian Man Grows Four-Inch Horn After Head Injury (Graphic Photo) by Oblongata: 11:18pm On Sep 17, 2019
IndianInNigeria:
Show me a country where people are killed for money ... I.e. cutting of tongues, plucking of eyes, privates ... savage forkery!
newsflash!

India has it all!

Rape, xenophobia, human sacrifices, abnormal hormones, no toilets, poverty capital, need I go more?

Besides, why are you in Nigeria?

It is because we as a people are accommodating...

Indian kills Nigerian for fun!

And yet we treat you well here

Me I can never go to India even if it were my next door neighbor.
Health › Re: Indian Man Grows Four-Inch Horn After Head Injury (Graphic Photo) by Oblongata: 9:02pm On Sep 17, 2019
IndianInNigeria:
Just wait till you see the forkery in Nigeria ... oh wait, take a look at this for starts:
https://www.nairaland.com/5422626/asaailant-kills-3-members-family
crime is in all countries of the world...

But show me a country in the world with abnormal growth of people like India!

Hairy dudes today, tree grows from another, etc

All manners of fuckery I tell you...
Health › Re: Indian Man Grows Four-Inch Horn After Head Injury (Graphic Photo) by Oblongata: 8:06pm On Sep 17, 2019
All manner of fuckery in India...
Politics › Re: Lagos Government Seals Off Pension Office For Engaging In Waste Burning (Photos) by Oblongata: 9:53am On Sep 16, 2019
Mr Tula and late chief omiyale comes to mind...

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