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SalamRushdie:
Buhari doesn't know the borders and customs are there to prevent smuggling in the first place.. ECOWAS should expel him

Who is ECOWAS?

Truly sad!

My best guess is that your friend probably posted something online that has offended some cabals...

Remember that free speech is only in the past?

We even have some of the vampires here already making threats even though the bill is yet to be out of the final stage.

Sadly, it is quite painful, I feel for your friend bro...

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May God help us all

I don’t comment on scripts

Apartheid is still alive!

Talk to your wife about it let her invite her lover, to your bed

3some all d way

Red or blue pills

Red; be a known snake, let them know you don’t care

Blue; be a coded snake, let them think you care

One restaurant woman will be busy finding her table clothes now

May he be found safe and sound in Jesus’s name.

Am I the only one that didn’t see anything?

Even after making money and fame, this guy still dey jam steady, he no send nobody...

Unlike one black ape wey I know wey wan hammer with cheap blackmail

Lala is watching

Smalldick123:
Who his reaction epp?

Apparently not you

This is an epic reaction

We can create many memes from this man’s reaction


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlFg-5QD-wI

Lalasticlala, mynd44 let’s make people laugh biko

Wetin hr go tell baba God now?

How romantic are you before sex? You will need to study her more, and get to ‘touch’ her up there, and not just ‘down’ there...

Take her out often, unlock her psyche towards you, break away her defenses and let her be wholly yours... this is more of psychological so you will need plenty patience....

Play X rated videos and sensually play with her, like touch her ass or boobs wen she passes you (in private o) and smack your lips, or both of you can stay indoors naked, with minimal light... it is kind of sensual ...

Get some aphrodisiac, administer it to her every evening, at least 2 hours before the action time..

Hope this works, it did for me ...

Cheers

Bewiseedet:
No breast.

Guy free dem, make we just dey look

The most painful death

Is that which could have easily been avoided...


RIP angel

When you get to heaven’s gate

Don’t forget to tell

How Being a Nigerian is a bad fate

You should not be thrown to hell

vasaratti:
#2: Groin Strain – Noob Saibot, MK 9

The series’ intentions have always been good but Jesus do they sometimes test the limits. No one wants to watch a man – even if he is an evil warlord – get ripped in half groin first. It’s a real ball buster, a total kick in the dick, a true cock crippler, a nasty nut ripper. Whatever, the fatality speaks for itself.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzO-c6DI7kI

2 mistakes bro,
It’s supposed be be 10, not 11

Again, the noob saibot was still Kano’s fatality

This is noobs mk9 fatality... Ps I love this thread, I am an mk die hard


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrshHtOh62o

Overtaking done overtake overtake!

They have trampled too many times on human rights...

If this is not a military rule, I don’t know what is!

What a lovely queen...

Kade pelori...

Ki bata pelese!

If you didn’t read a thing but just came to read comments gather here

kobosmart:
see his kissable lips in this picture

Slay mamas don start...

Kissable lips abi deep pocket?

May she be found sound and in good health in Jesus’s name. (Amen)...

Our thoughts and prayers are with you...

Please take 5secs of your time to pray she gets found.

God bless us all!

Primary treasury bills...

Go to your bank to make enquiries...

Or Uber

Thank me later

Primary treasury bills...

Go to your bank to make enquiries.

Wonderful!!!

Maybe just another hypocritical feminist who tasted the real thing and had to let go

My wife did diploma and finished in 2002

We went there 15 years later and her transcripts wasn’t found!

She wanted to go for masters that year, everything was set, unilag Gave us transcripts same day, we were only awaiting osu...

I had to contact a rector in a popular south west polytechnic to help contact the Vc of osu.

We were summoned to their faculty days later, and the lady there simply dropped a stack of papers and told us to check her name there, and if it was not there, there would be nothing they would do...

We did the searching and didn’t see her name, I discovered that like the first 15 pages were missing, so I enquired from the lady, she said there was a period the whole place was flooded, and that they didn’t have computers then to store data, and many of the pages got missing during the flood, and if her name was not on the remaining list there was nothing she could do about it, I was flabbergasted to say the least. This means if your name was on one of the missing papers you’re a goner

We later discovered her name in one last paper stack she forgot to bring in the first place. We recovered 3 semesters, one was missing, but to the glory of God the last semester was there, so they knew her final GP, they just coined scores for her missing semester...

We eventually forfeited Canada that year because of time constraint, That school needs Jesus

It is well with us in Christ name. Amen.