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Celebrities › Re: Mompha: Hamza Koudeih Was Arrested In N1.8 Billion Apartment At Eko Atlantic by Oblongata:
Many people don’t understand why mompha and co advertise their wealth on instagram, Twitter, etc...

It is simply a marketing strategy!

Syndicate perceives them as a perfect game player, hence, they get more con contracts.

Mompha must have been very clever, the only problem is that; you never over, until you get caught...

Or join naija politics.

I see hushpuppi going into politics come 2023
Sports › Re: Lionel Messi: "Ronaldo Is The Greatest Striker I Ever Saw" by Oblongata: 10:02am On Oct 29, 2019
Ronaldo De Lima is still the best striker ever...

That guy was something else abeg angry
Education › Re: 65 Bowen University Students Graduate With First Class Out Of 868 by Oblongata: 7:52am On Oct 29, 2019
Congratulations graduands!

May Exellence and Godliness continue to reign in your hearts and your every doing...

We started the convocation in 2006 (first set) wink
Celebrities › Re: Marlians For Life – Wizkid Declares, Shares Picture With Naira Marley by Oblongata: 2:28am On Oct 29, 2019
That artist wey draw them needs glasses angry
Travel › Re: Policewoman Turns Conductor (Photo) by Oblongata:
The passenger in front though

It is either that dude no get joy, or he dey hungry...

He no see the police woman own think.. grin
Politics › Re: Arrest ‘yahoo’ Criminals, But Don’t Harass Innocent Citizens —buhari Tells Polic by Oblongata: 2:21am On Oct 29, 2019
Don’t deceive us sir, we know this won’t change a thing...

We Nigerians have already removed the ‘A’ in ‘SARS’ angry
Education › Re: Students' Romance In Classroom: Nigerians React by Oblongata:
I Dey vex angry
I wasn’t opportune to do all these back in sec sch...

Na we Dey carry the news grin

‘Tunde and happiness were romancing at closing time yesterday at the back of physics lab, Omo you missed’ cheesy

Mumu like me grin grin angry

During my time na ordinary pant we go see begin dey feel like puff daddy...
Health › Re: Could This Be STD Or Bad Immune System? by Oblongata: 2:01am On Oct 29, 2019
Why did your boyfriend (or ex) take the HIV test? Was he sick too? Did you cajole him into doing the test?

Why do you attribute your sickness to the sex you had? Is your (ex) boyfriend a player? Sex addict? Living a wayward style?

Dear sis, I do believe you need a psychologist, your system is degenerating due to your mind.

Please seek peace, go to functions, be happy.
Phones › Re: Nokia 3310 Found In Drawer After 20 Years Still Has 70% Battery - Incredible! by Oblongata: 10:30pm On Oct 28, 2019
After 3310, na 3310...if you know you know wink
Webmasters › Re: Promise Excel Is Dead, Blogger Dies Of Heart Disease (Photos) by Oblongata:
When you get to heavens gate

There’s something you should tell...

‘Don’t you dare tell me my fate

I already served in hell’...
Crime › Re: Man Kills His 1-Year-Old Daughter By Smashing Her On The Ground In Lagos by Oblongata: 1:18pm On Oct 28, 2019
olasunkanmimart:
It's a Second degree murder because it was not a premeditated murder.
It can be proven premeditated ...
Investment › Re: How To Activate Access Bank Debit Visa ATM Card For Online Transactions by Oblongata: 7:46pm On Oct 27, 2019
You can’t my bro, just go to zenith or gtb... forget about access, their head no correct
Christianity Etc › Re: Kanye West 'Jesus Is King' Is Packed With Bible Verses & Praises To God by Oblongata: 8:05am On Oct 26, 2019
Broken bones will surely rise again in Christ Jesus
Celebrities › Re: See What A Man Did To Don Jazzy That Is Breaking The Internet (pics). by Oblongata: 9:38pm On Oct 25, 2019
This is wickedness nah!

We will not take it angry
Health › Re: Man, 68, Becomes First Black To Have A Full Face Transplant by Oblongata: 12:51pm On Oct 25, 2019
What a story...

How would the family of the donor feel when they see this man?

Celebrities › Re: "For You Alone?" - Fans React To The Breakfast Mercy Aigbe Is Having On Bed by Oblongata: 12:41pm On Oct 25, 2019
Of course she is definitely not alone...

Her kpekus is on its duty grin

Greater you my sister, after making money, we make more money grin
Education › Re: Primary School Where Head Teacher's Office Is Under A Tree In Cross Rivers by Oblongata: 12:27pm On Oct 25, 2019
Education is a must, and we should strive to make it better for all our little boys and girls...

We should stop blaming the government for everything...

Imagine if Nigerians donated The money for BBN votes to the educational sector?

Instead na ‘Tasha’ and Mercy whose lives in no way addresses our issues we Dey give money to...
Celebrities › Re: Duncan Mighty Writes Okorocha: “I Want To Return The Money You Paid Me,” by Oblongata:
Forget long throat, dude is doing super good in the education sector
Politics › Re: Nyerere: Igbo Better Treated Under Buhari Government Than 16 Years Of PDP by Oblongata: 9:38am On Oct 25, 2019
Igbos deserve a slot at the presidency, only then would they applaud Buhari.

I strongly support an Igbo presidency or vice...

But this Biafra that they are shouting upandan is what is making us scared about their presidency; would they be out for revenge rather than work? Would they still nurture the Biafra dream and foster a disintegration rather than leave when the tenure elapses?

Igbos should forget Biafra (at least for now) and unite, this is truly their time...
Politics › Re: Osinbajo Says Social Media Regulation Isn't The Best Option by Oblongata:
Social media regulation is not even an option...

It is barbaric, and defeats the purpose of right of speech.

We should only plead with ourselves to say constructive things always.

The government have been unfairly attacked also

Buhari died and was replaced, he has wedding, he went into vegetative state, etc for wetin?
Politics › Re: Lawan: Those Who Elected Us Don’t Know Our Role by Oblongata: 7:03am On Oct 22, 2019
Fab
Celebrities › Re: I’m Leaving My Marriage Because My Husband Beats, Rapes Me – Bose Oladimeji by Oblongata: 7:35am On Oct 21, 2019
If you don’t leave a toxic marriage...


One day you won’t be missed...


Someone will replace your kiss

cool
Politics › Re: Shocking!!! Police Arrests Woman For Using Knife On Four-year-old Girl (photo) by Oblongata: 7:32am On Oct 21, 2019
Believing in extra ordinary source of evil is quite unnecessary, man alone is capable of all wickedness.
Celebrities › Re: Epic Throwback Picture Of Davido's Girlfriend Chioma And Her Ex Boyfriend by Oblongata: 12:58pm On Oct 20, 2019
The guy must be in pains now, please leave the babe alone make she enjoy marriage biko
Events › Re: Photos From The Burial Of Stanley Nwabia TheRealMrStan by Oblongata: 7:07pm On Oct 19, 2019
Rip bro

At the end of it all...









































































EVERYTHING MEANS NOTHING!
Celebrities › Re: Naira Marley, Ladies React To Pastor Wilson's Sex Video by Oblongata:
I think these Pastors should just come out and let us know their ministries biko, If na booby, ukwu etc

Shebi na people come out talk say na satan dem Dey worship?

So make dem no shame
Politics › Re: LASG To Build A Jetty At UNILAG Waterfront by Oblongata: 8:09am On Oct 19, 2019
LaExpert:
Ogijo isn't in Lagos. Call out Ogun state government to their responsibility.
The 2 governors has signed a joint agreement to do that road
Pets › Re: White Snake by Oblongata: 8:39am On Oct 18, 2019
It is an albino, you should have captured the head

It looks like a cobra though
Politics › Re: LASG To Build A Jetty At UNILAG Waterfront by Oblongata: 7:53am On Oct 18, 2019
YesNo:
calm down
Brother go and ask people staying in ikorodu (agric, ogijo, etc) to calm down, dem go chop your head ni tutu grin
Politics › Re: LASG To Build A Jetty At UNILAG Waterfront by Oblongata:
Good development...

There are many roads that needs rehabilitation, you need to do that first before moving to water.

Some of these roads needs urgent attention.

Ishawo agric, ogijo, ijede, etc is killing

If serious, the government can complete these roads under 3 weeks...

But of course, what benefit is it to them? Do they even know such places exist?
Crime › Re: EFCC To Rehabilitate Yahoo-yahoo Boys by Oblongata: 4:41am On Oct 18, 2019
They will definitely go back to yahoo wiser and more determined angry

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