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Crime › Re: Godwin Elewana Sentenced To Death By Hanging For Killing Daughter’s Boyfriend by Oblongata: 6:50am On Mar 22, 2018
and this same man would have jumped fence to meet another person's daughter during his youth

he would've written many love letters

he would have smooched others daughters

now he no wan gree for him own

just a minute madness finishes his career

who go get liver toast him daughter now?
Romance › Re: Lady Scatters Her Cheating Boyfriend's House In Delta (Photos) by Oblongata: 6:58am On Mar 15, 2018
abeg wetin be the meaning of 'duplex' again?

i sure say na one ras worwor girl, because fine girls dey fear fight

the soup no scatter for ground well sef, the girl still consider Buhari period
Family › Re: If You Knew What You Know Now, Would You Marry Your Spouse? by Oblongata: 6:53am On Mar 15, 2018
Billyonaire:
Sure, it will break many, cos some partners will see each other's responses and start making important decisions. Marriage a very big wahala. I do not think it is natural. It is just for social control and energy transaction for the matrix. But at least one has a personalized sex organ to generate orgasm almost always, when needed.
bros that orgasm aspect sef...

na if she dey gree you do

e go reach time wey una vex no go gree you sex for months

una go just be flatmates

e go resemble prison only say you can move around the city

you become emotional punching bag

this happens usually towards the 10th year

have been there, and i have great talks with friends

we mostly make fun of ourselves nowadays
Education › Re: Best Result From Sokoto State by Oblongata: 6:39am On Mar 15, 2018
Lizbeth7:
I just got registered, please, how can I open a thread?
click on the nairaland forum on top of your page

click on section you want to post on (eg pets, games etc)

scroll down till you see 'create topic'

click on create topic

type your topic and post.

or go to Google, type 'how to create thread on nairaland

its there

welcome and cheers up!!!
Sports › Re: Funke Oshonaike: 3 Months To My Wedding, My Fiance Was Shot Dead In Nigeria! by Oblongata: 9:40am On Mar 12, 2018
olodo, no go find job like your mates, dey there dey thief 10kobo , oloriburuku
Politics › Re: Ciroma, Obasanjo, And Murtala Muhammed In 70's by Oblongata(op): 11:16pm On Feb 23, 2018
amnesty7:
Don't mind the ignoramus.
bros sorry about the mistake. ..

wanted to edit but it was locked in...

that is liman ciroma, secretary to the then military govt
Politics › Re: Ciroma, Obasanjo, And Murtala Muhammed In 70's by Oblongata(op): 11:13pm On Feb 23, 2018
katki:
Ciroma is alive and well!
sorry it is late liman ciroma

former secretary to the military govt.

lalasticlala please take note
Politics › Re: Ciroma, Obasanjo, And Murtala Muhammed In 70's by Oblongata(op): 11:11pm On Feb 23, 2018
TonyeBarcanista:
@OP please Adamu Ciroma is very much alive
baba tonye abeg no vex

wanted to edit my error but it has been locked already!

it is late liman ciroma, not adamu
Politics › This Does Not Happen In developed countries by Oblongata(op): 8:41pm On Feb 23, 2018
ex presidents don't interfere with incumbents, they don't write public letters and the public is largely unaware of their influence on sitting presidents

lalasticlala

Romance › Re: Ever Since I Had S*x With My Girlfriend My Love For Her Died by Oblongata: 9:20am On Feb 22, 2018
go an beg her and learn to love a lady
Romance › Re: Ever Since I Had S*x With My Girlfriend My Love For Her Died by Oblongata: 9:20am On Feb 22, 2018
so after you done chop her well you wan leave her abi?

who you wan leave her for?

so if you had married her you go dey find divorce now abi? because na you go first sex...

come, how old are you sef?

you reek of boy...
Celebrities › Re: Reno Omokri Warn His Followers Of Spending Lavishly Especially On Clothes by Oblongata: 9:11am On Feb 22, 2018
hush dog abi puppy, you dey hear?

dey versace your wealth away, ode
Travel › Re: Seaplane Lands In Bayelsa For The First Time In 21 Years (Photos) by Oblongata: 2:52pm On Feb 21, 2018
seaplane ko, land plane ni

common boat sef dey manage capsize every time
Celebrities › Re: Osita Iheme 'Pawpaw' Celebrates His 36th Birthday Today by Oblongata: 2:48pm On Feb 21, 2018
great guy, money answers most things...

but out of curiosity

i for like ask am

if him john thomas dey normal size
Politics › Ciroma, Obasanjo, And Murtala Muhammed In 70's by Oblongata(op): 2:17pm On Feb 21, 2018
Liman ciroma stares on as Murtala intimates Obasanjo from a book in the 70's

Romance › Re: You Wake Up And You're The Last Person On Earth. What Is The First Thing You Do? by Oblongata: 12:08pm On Feb 21, 2018
i search for sex doll factory

then check out food supply

after i go smile
Autos › Re: SOLD!!! Clean Registered Honda Accord Babayboy @355k by Oblongata: 10:52am On Feb 21, 2018
280, am in lkd
Autos › Re: Toyota Camry 1999 Used Tani Ligh 700k by Oblongata: 10:47am On Feb 21, 2018
it is called 'tiny light' bro, good morning
Nairaland General › Re: Big Owl Got Arrested In Living Faith Office Goshen Abuja by Oblongata: 9:36am On Feb 20, 2018
when is it a crime to be an owl?

why did he not arrest frog? or rat?

such a wonderful creature looking for daily bread just like me and you

i wonder how we would feel if there are giants around us

and they hunt us saying we are devils

or that we are their late aunt from village
Romance › Re: Check Out This Throw Back And Present Photos Of Valentine Party (photos) by Oblongata: 5:46pm On Feb 14, 2018
omo even old school go trip, now even if wr no get babe we get place to borrow (sex doll), modern days sweet die
Celebrities › Re: Valentine Day Tragedy; Husband Beats Wife With A Knife - Photos by Oblongata: 3:37pm On Feb 14, 2018
why can't she just go to the police, these naija ladies dey mad? i have stayed in advanced countries and I can assure you that victims of domestic violence (both gender ) just pick up their phone to call the cops

even kids know this over there. ..

our feminist here don't know more than to rant on air

or join pained females (fin or whatever)

victims are reduced to sending pics to online activists

it is a sorry case
Politics › Re: Wike, Saraki And Kwankwaso In Rivers State (Photos) by Oblongata: 9:30am On Feb 11, 2018
i see a re-alignment here, 2019 will bring many betrayal
Properties › Re: Fire Destroys Vivid Imagination Fashion House In Lagos (Photos) by Oblongata: 10:49am On Feb 10, 2018
these people don tay o!

who remembers this

vivid, imagination, the only designer of our generation,awon omo okunrin, awon omo obirin ton shoge... (kwam 1)

ladies and gentlemen, vivid imagination is the best choice, as for designer ...vivid o, na the best (shina peters)
Phones › Re: Facebook Introduce new jail Option by Oblongata: 10:42am On Feb 10, 2018
SweetJoystick:
Wetin be the difference with banning for here?
'jail' go vex person pass 'ban', imagine make mynd 44 dey jail person, he go too sweet am jail seun join...
Politics › Re: Is This Man With Asari Dokubo And Pastor Oritsejafor Really Boko Haram Founder? by Oblongata: 10:39am On Feb 10, 2018
they are all terrorists

but that Ayo orisejafor dey make me believe bible well

i mean they have to be a hell fire for him
Celebrities › Re: Ayo Adesanya Shares Throwback Photo by Oblongata: 10:32am On Feb 10, 2018
she was not looking confident , even her boobs dey shy

but now na jumbo, gbogbo bigs girl...

i dey run go double my hustle
Crime › Re: Governors Absent As Osinbajo Endorses State Police by Oblongata: 12:39pm On Feb 09, 2018
sense making, a state police should also be empowered to be independent, that way they can arrest any one found wanting. ..

cant wait to see a common dpo arrests the igp
Celebrities › Re: See Hushpuppi Throwback picture,you too can make it in life by Oblongata: 12:07pm On Feb 09, 2018
Favouramani:
why do people keep referring this dude as yahoo boy

If yahoology is the best I think I need to join to trend
we know what happens when you struggle to get to Malaysia and come back very rich, we are aware of what many like that did
Celebrities › Re: See Hushpuppi Throwback picture,you too can make it in life by Oblongata: 11:20am On Feb 09, 2018
yahoo boy no laptop

see as him finish m.i


in short i give up!!!

Politics › Re: Benue Killings: Without Armoured Tanks You're Sending Us To Die– Police To Ortom by Oblongata: 10:33pm On Feb 08, 2018
are the fulani herdsmen using armored tanks?

na to dey pursue yahoo boys dem know
Health › Re: Help My Female Friend. She's Going Crazy by Oblongata: 4:06pm On Feb 08, 2018
urchcoded:
I'm not sure u understood d write up... d food was cooked by her neighbour who was celebrating her birthday.
I'm not a kid Sir... we are both in our finals
no wonder you are all still students

just count yourself lucky and be more responsible

as you prepare for the world

dont eat what you don't know the source

don't socialise with people of impaired xter

they could lead you to disaster

you have wonderful children waiting for you to be their daddy in the near future

no time for 'had i known '.

best of luck
Health › Re: Help My Female Friend. She's Going Crazy by Oblongata: 3:47pm On Feb 08, 2018
give her hot liquid, like coffee, hot chocolate, etc...

wait like 30 mins, then give her chilled orange drink, like fanta, etc.

let her take her bath afterwards, she should be fine in an hour time if you follow the rules...

let her rest.

it was very wrong of you or yours to give her drugs without her consent, am guessing you guys are kids...

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