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How you look after dropping your in laws at the park

When your brother in law who had been yabbing you choses the room with no net, him own don done, mosquitoes remain his case

When you get home from work and you see your brother in law with his babe, and he says 'that is our house boy' you are like 'it has finished patapata'

When you over hear your mother in law telling your wife ' I must hear your sex moan this night from my room' , and you start warming up

When you are admiring your wife's ass and you suddenly discover it's your mother in law

How you walk in to your tastily furnished parlor filled with your in laws

Your dad in law tells you about the house he is building, and how the remaining son in laws have contributed

Your brother in law who you dey beef now says 'brother hope you have beers in the fridge' you are like

Then you see your father in law plus 3 of your brother in laws

Then Your mother in law shows with 50kg palm oil, 15 tubers of yam plus plantain...see groove

Then she starts telling you about how her mum has not visited for some time now and she misses her, you are like 'chai! I done enter one chance'

I want to spice up your day,cc: lalasticlala, mynd44, seun, Dominique, obinoscopy, ishilove everybody please push to fp make people laugh

Here are funny pics of when your mother in law visits.





1) when your wife does not know how to tell you her mum is coming to stay for 3 weeks, so she decides to wriggle her bum for you first , you are like

meezynetwork:
This boys were beaten to death extra judiciary. They werent gun down. Who kmows they might be innocent

extrajudicially

tdayof:
Aviation corps. They'll be flying helicopters not jets.

oh okay

So Airforce no sabi fly choppers abi?

Waste of money I tell you

*repetition

Small time dem go say he dey for sars, mumu people

Why dem no just use airforce to fly war planes?

Why them no just use airforce to fly war planes?

And I done see this thread since o, I for just be ftc now,

It's not up to 10 months sef, op say na 1 year

Ladies, learn to be acrobatic in bed with your man and you go slim

All these 'I am tired ' way you dey do your husband, na yourself you dey do

Shioor

Una go soon see 'poli magic'

Good idea! Life go tire the man like

Lagos no go ear o

I trust my oshodi boys

Make that guy go repent patapata

And move comot that area

Because no battery must miss again

Na for mob to come knocking

With tyre and petrol

Make dem park well abeg, dem wan turn this to religious war

Can they allow mecca to be seceded to a Christian country?

Many things wrong with that religion i tell you

Everything na war

Or kill

The world would be much safer

If christianity was the only religion

NeeKlaus:
You haven't stil answered the question; where did you see that the Catholic Church intends including Homosexuality in the Bible?

Direct me to a valid source and I won't argue with you further.

people just wan talk for nothing, leave am, he lacks my monicker

For naija na 'kpele" you go hear

Heaven and the earth will pass, but not one of my word

The woman is most likely 'husbandless'

Na the highest mumu governor be this

And they want biafra

This is the type of thing

That will happen in biafra...

Many igbos

Would want a united Nigeria

Just after 1 month of biafra

Infact there would be minister of magic sef

This is a sad time to be from imo

Imo kwenu!!!

Thegamingorca:
You say u r selling ps4 (ancient of days 500g), fifa17 and console.

Pls what is d console

LOL

He for sell am without console before

Some naija go follow claim Cameroon join

But really why go Libya at first?

Una dey mad?

When una sabi the kain government way we get

If dem dey kill Nigerian in front of buhari the man go dey drink kunu

He no send una

sarrki:
Their is a proper Chanel to do that

This is politicking

There is chain of command

guy I have seen you make some sensible comments before if not I for just conclude say you be mu square

Lalasticlala

Naija is not worth it

Dem fit run you mad...shioor