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Crime › Re: Lady Reveal What Police Officer Told Her After She Got Robbed In Their Front(p by Oblongata: 1:47pm On Aug 07, 2018
same thing happened to me at ojota, i was in final year and i was going to my university then. i saw a total stranger come to hug me and shouted 'biggie long time, e don tay o', i was confused, my guys called me biggie truly because i loved notorious big, and i was big. i was racking my head where i got to know the dude and at a point he stopped holding me and just simply said 'later', i knew something might be up so i deeped my hand into my pocket and alas! my 3310 was gone as well as my N9,000 , i looked back and dude was still pretty close and an officer was between us, i told the officer 'arrest that man, he just stole my phone', the officer at first pretended he didn't hear me well and i repeated rather loudly again, the thief heard by now and was walking fast, the officer told me to lodge a complaint at their office, i was stupefied! this happened in 2003 and i hated police since then
Politics › Re: Bola Tinubu In Action On The Football Field by Oblongata: 3:55pm On Aug 06, 2018
after what Buhari has put us through, i suddenly lost my respect for this man
Sports › Re: Messi Arguably Better Than C. Ronaldo by Oblongata: 12:33pm On Aug 03, 2018
Mcking11:
Your Olodoness has reached Golan Height.

I have explained it where your small sense could reach. I still maintain Arguably is still the correct usage.

Itiboribo!
olodo ntoor ntoor tongue
Crime › Re: Man Stabs His Boss To Death Over Unpaid Salary In Ondo by Oblongata:
there is hunger in the land!

if you are a boss please pay your workers.
if you don't like their services lay them off!
if you can't pay them, explain in kind terms why

you are the boss today, who knows what 2moro holds?

i worked once for a man, he turned me to his slave!

i was his accountant, yet i picked his kids from school and was also his wife's driver. ..

i was humiliated severally, a whole chartered accountant with Masters.

the worse part was he did not pay me, and when he did; he paid half, he paid as if he was doing me a favor!

this happened in 2003, 15 years ago, i still wish i could see him now and approach him, i left him in 2004.

i heard he is in usa, i still hate him for what he did, but i thank God for his grace in my life, i am also doing very well.

i was violated and helpless, i faced worse with a Lebanese generator coy after that; not that they did not pay, but i was violated. .

It's all good sha because now i treat my staffs very well because of my personal experience.
Politics › Re: Army Habits Die Hard As Nigeria's Buhari Defies Court Orders - Bloomberg by Oblongata: 6:31pm On Aug 02, 2018
[quote author= post=69925450]Arguably the most high-profile detainee is Sambo Dasuki, once a security adviser to Buhari’s predecessor Goodluck Jonathan. Charged with offenses related to money laundering and diverting money supposed to be used to buy arms to fight Islamist militant group Boko Haram, Dasuki has been held for three years as bail orders, including from an Economic Community of West African States court, have been ignored.

You even mentioned Dasuki is a high profile-detainee.
Anybody that wants this cruel rogue released without the country knowing the main root of the matter is nothing but a fellow rogue and devil.
A man who hundreds of soldiers died on the battlefield and was charged with offenses related to money laundering and diverting money supposed to be used to buy arms to fight Islamist militant group Boko Haram.
A man that was sharing money like father Christmas.
A man who whispered on whose order he was sharing the narional cake but the man that gave the order denied.
A man that lot of people who collected this billions of dollars named him as the facilitators....and you want him released?
There was a nation!

The sane ones here can read this and marvel!

1. I acted based on Jonathan's instruction - Dasuki

2. I didn't give order - Jonathan

3. I collected 350M from Dasuki for consultation - Iyorchia Ayu

4. I only collected $30,000 from Dasuki not N100m - Bode George

5. I got N4.6b from Dasuki for spiritual purposes - Bafarawa

6. I got N650M from Dasuki for my Abuja burnt office - Thisday Obaigbena.

7. I got N2.1b from Dasuki for publicity - Dokpesi

8. I got another N100m from Yuguda he didn't tell me from where - Bafarawa.

9. I gave N100m each to Odili, Jim Nwobodo Bode George and others - Yuguda

10. The president asked me to change N10B to foreign currency for PDP delegates - Dasuki

11. My boss asked me to get $11M from the CBN - Dasuki's account officer.

12. I got order from above to pay Tompolo N13B for Maritime university land. - Nimasa DG.

13. 950m was shared in my house -- Shekarau

With all these looting and many more revealed, some people are still shouting no sign of change yet, they even say it's political persecution.
But we believe, it is the right thing to do to fight against corruption and looting in our nation. There must be consequences for such crimes otherwise Nigeria will not develop.

.......In Vietnam, corrupt politicians are executed, but in Nigeria, they are celebrated by corrupt youths![/quote]you clearly don't understand democracy!
Sports › Re: Messi Arguably Better Than C. Ronaldo by Oblongata: 10:40am On Aug 02, 2018
Mcking11:
Olodo, who would I have asked? Your olodoness? Arguably is still the correct.
Olodo nla...

go write this rubbish for dissertation or project come see as your odo go long reach river niger...

if you write arguably, you must write for and against

olodo oshi
Crime › Re: Dismissed US Soldier Nabbed In Owerri For Defrauding Visa Seekers by Oblongata: 9:49am On Jul 30, 2018
the guy mess up, he for allow usa authority catch am jeje, now he go learn how to chop watery beans...
Sports › Re: Messi Arguably Better Than C. Ronaldo by Oblongata: 5:29pm On Jul 29, 2018
Waletomisin:
You’re the olodo.. olodo oshi bebeto
Olodo rabata! oju eja lomo je how you dey? you done do olodo today?
Autos › Re: 2003/04 Toyota Corolla For Sale Very Cheap by Oblongata: 12:58pm On Jul 29, 2018
greggng:
People like you are the reason for my ego. You ask for private pic. You use it to scam people. Do you know how many cars I 've sold to nairaland members alone let alone on other fora? Your narrow minded Ness won't allow you to see clearly. Just this morning alone I have gotten more than 5 callers from nairaland ask after the cars and how to come for inspection. Your duty is to sit on computer to bad mouth anyone you can never dream of getting closer to their success... serious ones understand my message perfectly and no amount of your bad mouthing will stop my shine....
ode you are limiting yourself and also delusional... when no be say the car cheap you con dey add insult, otu oshi
Autos › Re: 2003/04 Toyota Corolla For Sale Very Cheap by Oblongata: 8:04am On Jul 29, 2018
greggng:
To you is harsh but it produces result and puts money in my pocket that's what matters.
this method can never yield positive result, it is not harsh but rather dumb, you be real mumoo, go buy your car ode
Sports › Re: Messi Arguably Better Than C. Ronaldo by Oblongata: 7:14am On Jul 29, 2018
Mcking11:
You're actually the one that's Olodo.

arguably
adverb
1. it may be argued (used to qualify the statement of
an opinion or belief).


What I wrote may be argued by anyone. Messi and Ronaldo issue is argued every now and then. That's why I used the adverb "Arguably". Learn well when Someone is playing violin sarcasm.

For instance, if you say, Imo State arguably has the highest number of literates in Nigeria. Meaning that someone might bring a better fact to counter.
the body of your write up suggest otherwise, if you intentionally used 'arguably' then you should have argued 'for' and 'against', you are now claiming sarcasm... smh 4 u, who dey ask you wether na adverb? you that ran to ask google...

olodo rabata still dey claim
Romance › Re: Should I Sack Her Or Continue To Manage Her? by Oblongata:
someone will sit down and just form stupid story, do you think we are all kids on nairaland?

how can you be a project manager of south east and yet still reason with your anus?

so a supposed project manager of South East needs us to tell him to leave his serial cheating girlfriend alone...

it's either the company you are working for are all idiots there for them to retain a ret@rd or...

you're just another delusional big bufoon seeking attention on nairaland. ..

either way...

you lack my moniker
Sports › Re: Messi Arguably Better Than C. Ronaldo by Oblongata: 10:49am On Jul 28, 2018
unarguably, not arguably, olodo
Food › Re: How Do I Prepare White Soup (Nsala)? by Oblongata:
gmaribel:
INGREDIENTS FOR MY NIGERIAN WHITE SOUP:
1kg Meat (preferably goat meat)

2 medium sized Smoked catfish
1 Stock fish pack (Optional)
2 little slices of boiled yam for thickening
A handful chopped uziza leaves
1 teaspoon uziza seeds (optional)
1 teaspoon ground freshPepper (Scotch bonnet)
1 small Onion to boil the meat
Salt to taste
1 teaspoon palm oil (Optional)
2 seasoning cubes
water, enough to cover the meat after boiling, you can always adjust by adding some more water if soup is getting too thick.



Boil the meat with salt, 1 seasoning cube and onion only, add pepper and stock fish after it begins to boil.

when meat is tender enough, add just a drop of palm oil or a teaspoon. Just enough to make it look beautiful, (If the stock fish is the dark type that cooks fast, remove from heat before adding palm oil, and return when the soup is almost ready) otherwise you leave it white after all, that's the name.

Let meat cook until it's almost tender.

Add more water to the quantity of soup you want to make, enough to cover the almost cooked meat. Check for salt and seasoning. Cover and leave to boil.

Add the pounded 1 or 2 slices of boiled yam if you are using yam to thicken. If cocoyam (ede), add the pounded boiled cocoyam and the (bone picked) smoked fish.

Cover and leave to boil while you stir frequently until you are Ok with the thickness. Do not forget to stir almost continuously, that way the pounded yam or cocoyam in the pot gently disintegrates and thickens the soup

Check for thickness and salt before adding the washed, chopped hot leaf (uziza). If you like the uziza aroma stronger, pound and add the seeds too to enhance that flavor.

Stir, cover the pot and let the uziza simmer into the soup.

Turn off the heat and serve with your pounded yam.
thank you sir, thank God we still have some Nigerians with my moniker
Gaming › Re: 10 Most Annoyingly Difficult Video Games Of All Time by Oblongata: 2:51pm On Jul 19, 2018
nice write up, but no ps4?
Properties › Re: Preventive Measures When Buying Land In Nigeria. by Oblongata: 2:56pm On Jul 16, 2018
nextstep:
My brother, I did all the above: private surveyor, lands and survey, agent, lawyer, asked community peoples, and wrote a check... and I still had to pay twice. Very few people I know have bought private land without issues.

Maybe I would add: check the courts for any pending/ongoing cases involving the land. Our seller didn't say he was involved in a long legal tussle with another person, with plenty k-leg and ancient history. This was what happened to me and after 3 months of wasting money on police, security, lawyers: I eventually just settled because the guy (old man oh!) and his thugs will pursue my workers after we've already mixed cement, or break the building, or demolish wood stairs. I even got the broad end of a cutlass on my arm. It would have been cheaper just to budget 2x for the land. This is in my own area of Asaba



So here's a very serious question, how would you a realtor have foreseen all this and prevented this experience? I mean, your steps are sound in theory, but I still ended up paying twice...
am quite sorry for what you went through. ..

you did not follow my no 3 very well
Crime › Re: Man Caught Stealing Car Mirrors During Church Service, Tied and Disgraced(pics) by Oblongata: 11:55am On Jul 16, 2018
he is very lucky he did it in church premises. ..
patapata na police station with one or 2 slaps

i trust my osodi people na barbecued body you go see for road side, no time!!!
Properties › Re: Preventive Measures When Buying Land In Nigeria. by Oblongata: 11:24am On Jul 16, 2018
you are talking about companies, what of if the land is for private person and you have interest?
if you encourage people to buy only from companies then how will ordinary honest people sell theirs?
here's my own guideline

1)get a surveyor in that area to confirm if the land is truly available and certify the real owner
2)let a survey be done an know if the land is line with government's development blueprint.
3)ensure you get one or 2 agents from that particular area involved, confirm from them about the land, owner, etc
4)dont ever pay cash, make a transfer in a private room of a bank, ensure the banker and the land owner are there korokoro.
5)after payment start with foundation asap, to avoid stories that touches. my 2 cents
Gaming › Ps4 Cds For Sale/exchange In Ibadan/lagos by Oblongata(op): 9:21pm On Jul 13, 2018
i have

1) God of War 3 remastered

2) mortal kombat xl

3)call of duty advance warfare

4) battlefield

5) Devil may cry

6)mad max

7) pes 2015

call of duty ghosts, lords of fallen, etc. what do you have for me? i shuttle btw ibadan and lagos
Autos › Re: Sold!!!Clean Registered Honda Accord End @780k by Oblongata: 8:50pm On Jul 13, 2018
oladiran2:
Engine pix to see if it's v4 or v6
brother why not just say ask for engine pics jeje, why u dey say 'if it's v4 or v6'?, you wan spoil market ni? grin
Celebrities › Re: Comedian I Go Dye Shades Fayose Over Tear Gas Incident by Oblongata:
'i go die' go soon turn to 'i have die' if he no leave politics alone
Romance › Re: I Was Bored But I Made A Horrible Mistake Which Is Unforgivable by Oblongata: 11:51am On Jul 05, 2018
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I made a terrible mistake and I need your advice on how to fix this mess. Please hide my identity and please don’t judge me. I already know I messed up but I just need help urgently.

I am married but my life is really getting boring. That is not an excuse but I belong to some group on Facebook just to keep myself busy when I have nothing else to do. I get a lot of attention from men,the type I have never gotten from my husband and for some reason,I am enjoying the attention. To me,its just harmless cos I don’t know these people and they only know me online.

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But I fell a victim of one of my online friends. As a rule,I don’t give out my nos but we got very friendly and after chatting for weeks,I finally gave him my whatsapp no. He started asking me for my nudes. I found it very exciting and I didn’t want to but I just got carried away. Its funny how the one I am married to hardly looks at me yet a compete stranger excites me.I took a picture of myself and unfortunately,instead of sending it to him,I sent it mistakenly to my male colleague in the office. Before I could do anything,he had seen it.I apologized for the picture and I thought that was it.

But he called me into his office the next day and asked me to sleep with him or he will tell my husband about the picture I sent to him. I thought he was joking but its been three days now and he says,I have until the end of the week to agree or he will tell my husband. I have offered him 200k but he says he can only take 1M. I always knew this guy never liked me,I dont know why he is so wicked to me.

I have practiced many times how to tell my husband but my heart fails me every time I try. If only the picture didn’t have have a message on it with the guy’s name,I would have lied to my hubby that the picture was meant for him but ended in the wrong hands. When I told the whatsapp guy what happened,he said I should deny the picture is me. That I should call my colleague’s bluff. I am scared,do you think that will work.

I am very sorry,I really am. I need help.

Worried woman,

Abuja
Health › Re: What Family Planning Are You Using And How Effective Is It? by Oblongata(op): 5:27pm On Jul 04, 2018
HRHQueenPhil:
postinor 2. it was messing up my menstrual cycle
yeah true , that was why we stopped, but usually happens especially if you use it more than once in a menstrual cycle
Health › Re: What Family Planning Are You Using And How Effective Is It? by Oblongata(op): 3:18pm On Jul 04, 2018
GutsOverFear:
Push and pull.. That's if you are resistant to electric shock
if you go oshodi under bridge you go see the results of push and pull, i laugh in india

Health › Re: What Family Planning Are You Using And How Effective Is It? by Oblongata(op): 3:08pm On Jul 04, 2018
HRHQueenPhil:
postinor, though i hav been advised 2 stop it..now trying abstinence..works 100% cool cool cool
why were u advised to stop? any side effects? is it postinor 1 or 2?
Health › What Family Planning Are You Using And How Effective Is It? by Oblongata(op): 2:41pm On Jul 04, 2018
please for married couples only, i use spermicide and withdrawal (cos i hate condoms), its been effective now (@ least for the past 4 months ), please let us learn. ..doctors, pharmacist, medical practitioners in the house your input is needed on the best (aside abstinence of course) .
Education › Re: Man With 5 Law Degrees, Shares His Poor Sec. School Result; Cautions Parents by Oblongata: 7:33am On Jul 04, 2018
after all the 'f's the mumu teacher still wrote 'he is a good student', wetin dat one mean?
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Leaves Russia After World Cup Defeat (Photos) by Oblongata: 8:43pm On Jul 01, 2018
before!!!

you wan make he begin dey live for Russia now?
Celebrities › Re: Daddy Freeze Blasts Prophet Udensi Godlove Over Lagos Tanker Accident by Oblongata: 2:20pm On Jun 29, 2018
ehn, it is possible the spiritual forces changed their mind and decided to use another strategy, whose fault he go come be now? shey why you no go witches
meeting go confirm if na true
Crime › Re: Labourer Arrested For Raping 5-Year-Old Girl While Mum Slept by Oblongata: 12:39pm On Jun 28, 2018
what pleasure would a 5 year old girl give?

no wonder some herdsmen believe cows are better than human
Nairaland General › Funny Memes About The Psychic Cat And Pig by Oblongata(op): 10:14pm On Jun 26, 2018
when i see a pig stray into my compound. ..

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