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Romance › Re: My First Sex Xperience With A Girl I No Longer Want, How Do I Run? by Oblongata: 9:45pm On Nov 26, 2017
You be liar o

Someone you claimed 'raped' you

Then she gave you a kid 5 years ago

And still had the nerve to ask us if you should go Ahead and marry her

Bros this is not how to be popular now

At least try and be consistent
Education › Re: Born Again 300L Uni-ilorin Student Withdraw Himself Frm School; Read His Letter by Oblongata: 8:32pm On Nov 26, 2017
Na lie joor, we all sabi the reason


CGPA grin
Romance › Re: Photo Of Oyo State Governor And His Wife Chilling Get People Talking by Oblongata: 8:09pm On Nov 26, 2017
2019
Health › Re: I Have An STD But I Need To Know Which So I Can Commence Treatment by Oblongata: 7:49pm On Nov 26, 2017
mekstaniac:
Thank you
he gave you correct advice, buy am sharply
Celebrities › Re: Oritse Femi And His Bestman, Small Doctor Pictured by Oblongata: 10:03am On Nov 26, 2017
Small doctor? How?

Health › Re: I Have Ocd And Some Other Mental Disorder... I Hate Myself... Please Help... by Oblongata: 10:00am On Nov 26, 2017
I had similar issues once, but my brother would have none of it

What you need bro is to socialise

Very often

Even against your will

You also need a steady babe

With whom your world revolves

Go to social events

Church, mosque etc

Read lot of novels

Then best of all; write a novel about your fantasy

Goodluck.
Christianity Etc › Re: Dominican Republic: TB Joshua Gets Highest Senate, Congress Awards by Oblongata: 9:35am On Nov 26, 2017
^^^^^

Una no dey go church?

TBJ na oga oga

I wonder why our Muslim brothers don't bring Nigeria out for good reasons

Whether true or fake prophet sef?

They need to start having a reorientation

We are tired of kill kill

We want peace and progress !
Christianity Etc › Re: Lady Converts A Muslim Uber Driver & Leads Him To Christ. See Reactions by Oblongata: 9:32am On Nov 26, 2017
Kraspo:
"She Killed Him Because She Loved Him"
For the sake of love
He went back home that fateful night
And in his sleep
She stabbed him.
With a precision akin to a gladiator
Not once, not twice,
She stabbed him multiple times until she was exhausted.
And with every stab she made,
A portion of her anger melted away,
Until she was empty of her bitter jealousy
And he was drained of life in a pool of his own blood
Only then did she feel relieved
Only then did she get even with him
And then she took him in her own hands to the hospital.
This is not a thief nor a stranger nor a random predator.
This is not a pedophile or a rapist.
This is not even a terrorist!
This is a man in whose bosom you have felt the warmness of affections
A man who had shared his deepest secret with you
This is a man who left his first wife to be with you.
You chased away his close friends
Chased away his family
And finally chased him from this world
Talking about love going sore!
What a affectionate tragedy!
You killed him because beneath that beautiful face
That smiles with subtle tenderness.
And radiates with compassion and innocence
Is a vicious murderer!!
Sorry I couldn't like your post more than once

My eyes were stung close to the ending


And many women out there always claiming victim

FIN group (females in Nigeria) have taken feminism to a whole new level

They now defend cold blooded murder

As far as it was the guy that got knocked it's okay

Many marriages they destroyed

Very bittered people I tell ya
Crime › Re: "After Drinking Pap With Human Parts, Spirits Will Bring Us Money" - Suspects by Oblongata: 10:15am On Nov 25, 2017
BabaCommander:
A fool you are.
Ode face front

If you can't get the sarcasm.

The joke is on hypocrisy

That is the way most tribes think on nairaland
Crime › Re: "After Drinking Pap With Human Parts, Spirits Will Bring Us Money" - Suspects by Oblongata: 9:54am On Nov 25, 2017
Judge a man with the quantity of character in him

Not with the colour of the skin

SAY NO TO TRIBALISM ON NAIRALAND

unless the name of the culprit is from developers region

Or Igbos

Na the only exemption be that grin
Crime › Re: EFCC Arrests And Arraigns Akpaikpe Etim For Internet Fraud (Photo) by Oblongata: 9:53am On Nov 25, 2017
You are next simran946

Cc myndd44, Lalasticlala
Crime › Re: EFCC Arrests And Arraigns Akpaikpe Etim For Internet Fraud (Photo) by Oblongata: 9:52am On Nov 25, 2017
You are next
Crime › Re: EFCC Arrests And Arraigns Akpaikpe Etim For Internet Fraud (Photo) by Oblongata: 9:49am On Nov 25, 2017
shioor

I was expecting to see that hush puppy dude

*sighs

Well sha soon
Properties › Re: Four Vital Documents To Prove Land Ownership by Oblongata: 11:01am On Nov 23, 2017
Thank you for the info

But that deed of assignment is not too necessary

Only to settle dispute in case of future brouhaha

Others are very important

Public Be Aware!
Car Talk › Re: Alex Ephraims & His Locally Made Combatant Vehicle Spotted In Imo by Oblongata: 10:48am On Nov 23, 2017
Combatant?

The car is too low

The space between the two tyres is too far apart ,making the ride vulnerable to getting stuck

The tyres itself is whack, too small to be for combat

Aside the raised back, this could easily pass for an old model chevrolet

Etc

If we continue they will say we dey beef

Whereas we dey try inform others that might want to try it
Crime › Re: Friends Lured & Killed A Businessman In Festac, Lagos (Photos) by Oblongata: 9:52am On Nov 23, 2017
Bad day for Yorubas

Bet y?

We will all die one day na!

Health › Re: Kerosene In Lantern Explodes In Delta. Kills Girl, Burns Her Mum, House (Graphic by Oblongata: 6:32am On Nov 23, 2017
Na wa o, wetin man no go see for naija?
Car Talk › Re: 5 Reasons Why Electric Cars Won’t Sell Well In Nigeria by Oblongata: 10:47am On Nov 22, 2017
Dem dey talk animal horn fight

You dey give excuse for snail

Who no know say snail no go come?
Celebrities › Re: Mr 2kay Robbery: Burna Boy Still On The Run – Lagos State Police by Oblongata:
omo see reshuffle of face

Na wa o

Dem for try panel beat him other eye make he complete Shrek

Frog voice and ojuelegba next

Abeg Burna boy you too good

Celebrities › Re: Adeola Smart Confirms Malivelihood Engaged Her With A 156K Diamond Ring by Oblongata: 6:42pm On Nov 21, 2017
That can conveniently employ 100 workers for a poultry farm, marriage and wedding are 2 different things...any buffoon can wed...not all can keep marriage, ask tonto
Education › Re: An Urgent Letter To The Federal Government by Oblongata: 6:04am On Nov 20, 2017
Clearly you do not understand government...

No way any mod will put this on Fp

Wetin concern federal government with state institution?

If you can't afford it then change to a federal institution

na the highest way dem go tell you be that

Una dey collect tab dey form levels
Forum Games › Re: Who Is The Killer? by Oblongata(op): 3:38pm On Nov 19, 2017
Lalasticlala please help
Obinoscopy
Forum Games › Who Is The Killer? by Oblongata(op): 1:28pm On Nov 19, 2017
Please who knows the murderer?

Celebrities › Re: Eye Witness Narrates What Led To The "Fight"... Wizkid, Teckno & Davido In Dubai by Oblongata: 9:21pm On Nov 17, 2017
Make dem shoot then I go believe

Tuface had shots on him, baba gentle since then

Maybe this guys need same
Crime › Re: Two Men Arraigned In Lagos State For Using Deceased Name To Defraud (photos) by Oblongata: 5:49am On Nov 17, 2017
There is money famine in the land

See as they resemble better people
Celebrities › Re: Dear Dammy Krane, What Is Your Real Age? The Internet Is Confused! by Oblongata: 4:53am On Nov 17, 2017
Dammy Krane na old fool na, he should be like 30, he's just trying to be popular

In other news boda taye taiwo celebrates his 29th birthday in the UK today

While his twin celebrates 42 years in Nigeria
Romance › Re: LMAO Why This Guy So Petty Though? Pic by Oblongata: 4:44am On Nov 17, 2017
This one na advanced gorilla
Celebrities › Re: Pics: See Wizkid's Response To Davido's Fans Who Came Attacked Him by Oblongata: 4:41am On Nov 17, 2017
But the mtv award pain wizkid sha...
Health › Re: How To Naturally Cure Quick Ejaculation by Oblongata: 11:55am On Nov 16, 2017
Fynestboi:
cheesy
btcbunker:
lol
rayralph:
G
rayralph:
G
EmekaBlue:
OK we don hear
northvietnam:
Hooo
Jobless association of nairaland
Politics › Re: Nnamdi Azikiwe's 113th Posthumous Birthday Is Today! by Oblongata: 8:35am On Nov 16, 2017
Make they free this post houmous thing Jare or make he dey get limit

How post humour birthday go reach 113?

What of King Philips, Queen Mary, dem dey do post houmous birthday for dem?

I taya

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