Romance › Re: My First Sex Xperience With A Girl I No Longer Want, How Do I Run? by Oblongata: 9:45pm On Nov 26, 2017 |
You be liar o
Someone you claimed 'raped' you
Then she gave you a kid 5 years ago
And still had the nerve to ask us if you should go Ahead and marry her
Bros this is not how to be popular now
At least try and be consistent |
Education › Re: Born Again 300L Uni-ilorin Student Withdraw Himself Frm School; Read His Letter by Oblongata: 8:32pm On Nov 26, 2017 |
Na lie joor, we all sabi the reason CGPA  |
Romance › Re: Photo Of Oyo State Governor And His Wife Chilling Get People Talking by Oblongata: 8:09pm On Nov 26, 2017 |
2019 |
Health › Re: I Have An STD But I Need To Know Which So I Can Commence Treatment by Oblongata: 7:49pm On Nov 26, 2017 |
mekstaniac: Thank you he gave you correct advice, buy am sharply |
Celebrities › Re: Oritse Femi And His Bestman, Small Doctor Pictured by Oblongata: 10:03am On Nov 26, 2017 |
Small doctor? How?
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Health › Re: I Have Ocd And Some Other Mental Disorder... I Hate Myself... Please Help... by Oblongata: 10:00am On Nov 26, 2017 |
I had similar issues once, but my brother would have none of it
What you need bro is to socialise
Very often
Even against your will
You also need a steady babe
With whom your world revolves
Go to social events
Church, mosque etc
Read lot of novels
Then best of all; write a novel about your fantasy
Goodluck. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Dominican Republic: TB Joshua Gets Highest Senate, Congress Awards by Oblongata: 9:35am On Nov 26, 2017 |
^^^^^
Una no dey go church?
TBJ na oga oga
I wonder why our Muslim brothers don't bring Nigeria out for good reasons
Whether true or fake prophet sef?
They need to start having a reorientation
We are tired of kill kill
We want peace and progress ! |
Christianity Etc › Re: Lady Converts A Muslim Uber Driver & Leads Him To Christ. See Reactions by Oblongata: 9:32am On Nov 26, 2017 |
Kraspo: "She Killed Him Because She Loved Him" For the sake of love He went back home that fateful night And in his sleep She stabbed him. With a precision akin to a gladiator Not once, not twice, She stabbed him multiple times until she was exhausted. And with every stab she made, A portion of her anger melted away, Until she was empty of her bitter jealousy And he was drained of life in a pool of his own blood Only then did she feel relieved Only then did she get even with him And then she took him in her own hands to the hospital. This is not a thief nor a stranger nor a random predator. This is not a pedophile or a rapist. This is not even a terrorist! This is a man in whose bosom you have felt the warmness of affections A man who had shared his deepest secret with you This is a man who left his first wife to be with you. You chased away his close friends Chased away his family And finally chased him from this world Talking about love going sore! What a affectionate tragedy! You killed him because beneath that beautiful face That smiles with subtle tenderness. And radiates with compassion and innocence Is a vicious murderer!! Sorry I couldn't like your post more than once My eyes were stung close to the ending And many women out there always claiming victim FIN group (females in Nigeria) have taken feminism to a whole new level They now defend cold blooded murder As far as it was the guy that got knocked it's okay Many marriages they destroyed Very bittered people I tell ya |
Crime › Re: "After Drinking Pap With Human Parts, Spirits Will Bring Us Money" - Suspects by Oblongata: 10:15am On Nov 25, 2017 |
BabaCommander: A fool you are. Ode face front If you can't get the sarcasm. The joke is on hypocrisy That is the way most tribes think on nairaland |
Crime › Re: "After Drinking Pap With Human Parts, Spirits Will Bring Us Money" - Suspects by Oblongata: 9:54am On Nov 25, 2017 |
Judge a man with the quantity of character in him Not with the colour of the skin SAY NO TO TRIBALISM ON NAIRALAND unless the name of the culprit is from developers region Or Igbos Na the only exemption be that  |
Crime › Re: EFCC Arrests And Arraigns Akpaikpe Etim For Internet Fraud (Photo) by Oblongata: 9:53am On Nov 25, 2017 |
You are next simran946
Cc myndd44, Lalasticlala |
Crime › Re: EFCC Arrests And Arraigns Akpaikpe Etim For Internet Fraud (Photo) by Oblongata: 9:52am On Nov 25, 2017 |
You are next |
Crime › Re: EFCC Arrests And Arraigns Akpaikpe Etim For Internet Fraud (Photo) by Oblongata: 9:49am On Nov 25, 2017 |
shioor
I was expecting to see that hush puppy dude
*sighs
Well sha soon |
Properties › Re: Four Vital Documents To Prove Land Ownership by Oblongata: 11:01am On Nov 23, 2017 |
Thank you for the info
But that deed of assignment is not too necessary
Only to settle dispute in case of future brouhaha
Others are very important
Public Be Aware! |
Car Talk › Re: Alex Ephraims & His Locally Made Combatant Vehicle Spotted In Imo by Oblongata: 10:48am On Nov 23, 2017 |
Combatant?
The car is too low
The space between the two tyres is too far apart ,making the ride vulnerable to getting stuck
The tyres itself is whack, too small to be for combat
Aside the raised back, this could easily pass for an old model chevrolet
Etc
If we continue they will say we dey beef
Whereas we dey try inform others that might want to try it |
Crime › Re: Friends Lured & Killed A Businessman In Festac, Lagos (Photos) by Oblongata: 9:52am On Nov 23, 2017 |
Bad day for Yorubas
Bet y?
We will all die one day na!
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Health › Re: Kerosene In Lantern Explodes In Delta. Kills Girl, Burns Her Mum, House (Graphic by Oblongata: 6:32am On Nov 23, 2017 |
Na wa o, wetin man no go see for naija? |
Car Talk › Re: 5 Reasons Why Electric Cars Won’t Sell Well In Nigeria by Oblongata: 10:47am On Nov 22, 2017 |
Dem dey talk animal horn fight
You dey give excuse for snail
Who no know say snail no go come? |
Celebrities › Re: Mr 2kay Robbery: Burna Boy Still On The Run – Lagos State Police by Oblongata: 10:25am On Nov 22, 2017*. Modified: 10:41am On Nov 22, 2017 |
omo see reshuffle of face
Na wa o
Dem for try panel beat him other eye make he complete Shrek
Frog voice and ojuelegba next
Abeg Burna boy you too good
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Celebrities › Re: Adeola Smart Confirms Malivelihood Engaged Her With A 156K Diamond Ring by Oblongata: 6:42pm On Nov 21, 2017 |
That can conveniently employ 100 workers for a poultry farm, marriage and wedding are 2 different things...any buffoon can wed...not all can keep marriage, ask tonto |
Education › Re: An Urgent Letter To The Federal Government by Oblongata: 6:04am On Nov 20, 2017 |
Clearly you do not understand government...
No way any mod will put this on Fp
Wetin concern federal government with state institution?
If you can't afford it then change to a federal institution
na the highest way dem go tell you be that
Una dey collect tab dey form levels |
Forum Games › Re: Who Is The Killer? by Oblongata(op): 3:38pm On Nov 19, 2017 |
Lalasticlala please help Obinoscopy |
Forum Games › Who Is The Killer? by Oblongata(op): 1:28pm On Nov 19, 2017 |
Please who knows the murderer?
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Celebrities › Re: Eye Witness Narrates What Led To The "Fight"... Wizkid, Teckno & Davido In Dubai by Oblongata: 9:21pm On Nov 17, 2017 |
Make dem shoot then I go believe
Tuface had shots on him, baba gentle since then
Maybe this guys need same |
Crime › Re: Two Men Arraigned In Lagos State For Using Deceased Name To Defraud (photos) by Oblongata: 5:49am On Nov 17, 2017 |
There is money famine in the land
See as they resemble better people |
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Celebrities › Re: Dear Dammy Krane, What Is Your Real Age? The Internet Is Confused! by Oblongata: 4:53am On Nov 17, 2017 |
Dammy Krane na old fool na, he should be like 30, he's just trying to be popular
In other news boda taye taiwo celebrates his 29th birthday in the UK today
While his twin celebrates 42 years in Nigeria |
Romance › Re: LMAO Why This Guy So Petty Though? Pic by Oblongata: 4:44am On Nov 17, 2017 |
This one na advanced gorilla |
Celebrities › Re: Pics: See Wizkid's Response To Davido's Fans Who Came Attacked Him by Oblongata: 4:41am On Nov 17, 2017 |
But the mtv award pain wizkid sha... |
Health › Re: How To Naturally Cure Quick Ejaculation by Oblongata: 11:55am On Nov 16, 2017 |
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Politics › Re: Nnamdi Azikiwe's 113th Posthumous Birthday Is Today! by Oblongata: 8:35am On Nov 16, 2017 |
Make they free this post houmous thing Jare or make he dey get limit
How post humour birthday go reach 113?
What of King Philips, Queen Mary, dem dey do post houmous birthday for dem?
I taya |