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Romance › Re: Pre-wedding Photo Of Cute Police Officer And His Beautiful Bride. by Oblongata: 3:03pm On Feb 08, 2018
am sorry o, i can never give a fuk for a Nigerian police officer, all i see here is a criminal and a potential victim of battery and assault....

can anything good come out of Nigerian police?
Food › Re: See The Top 4 Most Eaten Foods In The World by Oblongata: 2:59pm On Feb 08, 2018
noodles should be number 1

chocolate bawo? how? na food?
Health › Re: Kenyan Doctors Attach Hand 10 Hours After Being Cut (PICS) by Oblongata: 2:53pm On Feb 08, 2018
na wa o
Travel › Re: Which Of These Is The Greatest Menace For Nigerian Road Users? by Oblongata: 2:37pm On Feb 08, 2018
your list is incomplete without 'keke marwa'. na dem be the highest-est menace, sometime to push them inside gutter go dey hungry me...
Autos › Corolla 2009 4 Sale, Manual @1.1m by Oblongata(op): 8:41am On Feb 08, 2018
have got a distressed sale, an uber friend relocating is selling off his ride. Corolla 2009

ac holes needs to be replaced and ac needs to be gassed and serviced (10k top) because car was left covered for weeks.

that's all!

its a buy and drive. great and silent engine, leather seats, great driveability
Crime › Re: "See What My Worthless Son Did To Me After Giving Him N136K" - Man Reveals. PICS by Oblongata: 8:25am On Feb 08, 2018
freeze001:
Must everything be on social media? Is it social media that will make your son become a better person or perhaps erase the injury? Na wa o!
he went on his Facebook page to address 'friends and relatives', bloggers took advantage
Christianity Etc › Re: Bishop Daniel Obinim Trying To Fly Like A Bird On Air (Video) by Oblongata: 10:33am On Feb 05, 2018
that is what usually happens when it's your first time taking osogbo weed...

pastor bia, make we analyze ur sense wit spiritual eyes

Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Pictures Of The Day (photo) by Oblongata: 2:31pm On Feb 04, 2018
op quite funny, please make our day
Politics › Re: Igbo Is The Most Foolish Tribe In The World – Uwazuruike by Oblongata: 2:26pm On Feb 04, 2018
igbos need to realign and unite more than ever in order to hold value in the next dispensation, no need to call people names, it will only create more woes

wetin consign me ma sef?

make we confirm wether chief Ralph get sense first

Politics › Re: Obasanjo Was Playing Politics With (his) Public Letter” To Buhari – Tinubu by Oblongata: 8:35am On Feb 04, 2018
Firefire:
Same BMC deceiving himself grin
bro their matter tire

as if dem no dey this country

dem dey try deceive fellow citizens

just because of 30k/ month

the irony? they claim patriotism

that has to be the worst job
Politics › Re: Obasanjo Was Playing Politics With (his) Public Letter” To Buhari – Tinubu by Oblongata: 7:04am On Feb 04, 2018
igbodefender:
Buhari will lead till 2023. After that comes Igbo Presidency.
sarrki:
You are a nationalist

Submarine abi nah canoe and Firefire

Come and see patriotism at its peak
bmc oshi

is it not tiring to have multiple monikers, comment and quote yourself?

oh i have forgotten

you get paid for it
Romance › Re: Newly Wedded Couple Dies In a Ghastly Acident On Their Way To Another Weding(pic by Oblongata: 6:58am On Feb 04, 2018
wow, such lovely couple

it is well with their souls
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid And Obafemi Martins Spotted Partying Together In Lagos (photo) by Oblongata: 5:52am On Feb 02, 2018
KendrickAyomide:
Suge can't catch him from Jail
biggie thought so too
Fashion › Re: Woman Pictured Applying Makeup On Her Hospital Bed Shortly After Giving Birth by Oblongata: 5:41am On Feb 02, 2018
market still dey to sell

and na better hospital she dey

if to say na general Hospital she try this rubbish?

the nurses for don use apc broom sweep her comot!
Romance › Re: ‘my Husband’s dick Disappoints When We Bleep Woman Tells Court by Oblongata: 5:36am On Feb 02, 2018
of all people a 1 minute man to marry, you go put ako ibo for house?

people wey normal 10 minutes no dey do?

the judge should sentence him to life in 'alomo' grin
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid And Obafemi Martins Spotted Partying Together In Lagos (photo) by Oblongata: 5:31am On Feb 02, 2018
that hand sign wey wiz kid dey do...

if dem suge knight catch am ehn?
Celebrities › Re: Adekunle Gold Sat On The Floor Besides His Name Written Down (photo) by Oblongata: 5:27am On Feb 02, 2018
ode!!!

does he even know what 'throwback' means?

best of luck o

before they say i dey beef
Politics › Re: Billboard Of Imo Ministry Of Happiness (Photos) by Oblongata: 7:06am On Feb 01, 2018
BeeBeeOoh:
But, Gov. Akeredolu once commissioned a bill board last year and we never mentioned Side Bent Cap Wearer's disturb their peace. Leave Okorocha for us to deal with, Thanks cool
bro look at the bill board very well

it is called 'sensitization', far different from imo's.
Politics › Re: Senator Olujimi Reacts To Slap Incident, Recounts What Happened by Oblongata: 5:34am On Jan 30, 2018
Senator pass senator sha

If na that 'agbero' senator

The thing no go enter news sef

Because that staff no go dey assembly again.

Abeg Shey dem no go impeach baba ni?

Abi dem dey wait make Nigerians kee demsef finish?
Fashion › Re: Igbo Man Rocks Agbada, Marries His Yoruba Bride In Style (photos) by Oblongata: 2:22pm On Jan 28, 2018
Ishilove:
You and your generation are raving lunatics and nincompoops. My in-laws are Isoko and with two fikayos in the mix.
I
Idiot!!
ishilove has lost it... after your poor research on 'fikayomi' or 'fikayo' as they are fondly called by yorubas, you resort to immature insult? Is this not ishilove the former mod? Now talking thrash like all these small kids that have desecrated nl? I give up!

Wether your isoko in laws or Canadian brothers bear fikayo

Does not change the fact that it is also a yoruba name.
Fashion › Re: Igbo Man Rocks Agbada, Marries His Yoruba Bride In Style (photos) by Oblongata: 2:22pm On Jan 28, 2018
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Fashion › Re: Igbo Man Rocks Agbada, Marries His Yoruba Bride In Style (photos) by Oblongata: 2:12pm On Jan 28, 2018
Ishilove:
You and your generation are raving lunatics and nincompoops. My in-laws are Isoko and with two fikayos in the mix.

Idiot!!
ishilove haso lost it... after your poor research on 'fikayomi' or 'fikayo' as they are fondly called by yorubas, you resort to immature insult? Is this not ishilove the former mod? Now talking thrash like all these small kids that have desecrated nl? I give up!

Wether your isoko in laws or Canadian brothers bear fikayo

Does not change the fact that it is a yoruba name.
Travel › Re: Nigerian Man Hospitalized In US After Entering Plane For First Time & Was Tied by Oblongata: 8:28am On Jan 27, 2018
He was trying to suppress a personal disorder within him (either a phobia or anxiety ), but he chose a rather violent method. If he becomes a threat to the safety of the flight as well as other passengers, then it is the duty of the flight attendants to contain and refrain him.

He will get over the trauma in the hospital

The worry is; which flight would allow him to board them back home?
Romance › Re: Young Lady Raped And Murdered In Her Hair Salon; Legs And Hands Found Bound by Oblongata: 4:06am On Jan 27, 2018
Rip sister

At op na romance section your brain tell you make you put am abi?
Romance › Re: Do Women Get Tired Of Same Dick? by Oblongata: 6:31am On Jan 24, 2018
Nutase:
I'm sure there are women in your family. Instead of displaying your stupidity on a public forum you should have just displayed it at home at least they will understand because they already know your traits.
Shedrack777:
this your question no carry sense at all. i didn't blame that first commenter sef
blues343:
Ask Your Mama now undecidedAsk Your Mama now
typical Nigerian youths

Lack objectivity

At op Ask same question on reddit.com or quora

And see intelligent answers

Nigeria is a shit hole

Filled with pretentious and unintelligent people
Politics › Re: "I Will End Herdsmen Killings" - President Buhari Vows by Oblongata: 9:51am On Jan 23, 2018
Make we end your tenure first
Crime › Re: Nigerian Man Killed By Wife And Boyfriend In Cameroon (Graphic Pics) by Oblongata: 9:35pm On Jan 22, 2018
Believing in extra ordinary source of evil is quite unnecessary, man alone is capable of all wickedness (Joseph Conrad)
Sports › Re: Pep Guardiola Joined Barça As A 13-year-old. This Photo Was Taken On October 6, by Oblongata: 2:25pm On Jan 19, 2018
Wow, he never knew he would be great one day...people let's embrace value; ensure you add value to your self every day
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Naija 2018: Ex-Housemates To Return For Reunion Show by Oblongata: 5:35pm On Jan 18, 2018
Misleading topic
Education › Re: Angry Father Calls Out Private Schools For Giving Students Too Much Homework by Oblongata: 6:53am On Jan 12, 2018
na true this man dey talk

I spend most of my weekend doing homework for my kids

in my son's classwork, he had just started writing 50-100

in his homework he was given 50-250, i was like dafuq?

why I come dey pay school fees?
Education › Re: I Need Your Advice Am Confused Don't Know Which Course To Apply Jamb by Oblongata: 6:29am On Jan 12, 2018
you are very funny sha...

we should send suggestions to...

when I was trying to enter university (97) there was nothing like Internet or online we usually travelled to schools just to know their requirements

now you have it all and will still come to bother us here

even have nerve to ask us to send suggestions

as if we stand to gain something

kids sha

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