₦airaland Forum

ipob carry flag = total masacre

fulani kills many innocent = call for peace

buhari, am ashamed to say critics were right all along

you make it difficult to support you ,

i regret ever supporting you ,

you are president only to the fulanis .

you refused to proscribe fulani herdsmen

thereby encouraging them to kill more innocent .

posterity will judge you!

your son had an accident out of extravagance ,

you and your wife ran to hospital

to spend sleepless nights

but other people's children died while going about their normal life

it's okay

they are not fulanis

and better still for you

it's your kinsmen doing the mayhem .

it's not too late though

2019, we will use our power

to oust you back to daura

amen

na wa o , was there in the morning and even took bike like 3ice, may God watch over us this year and beyond

the couples dey mad

imagine say you be passenger

and you see pilot and co-pilot enter

carry parachute come jump commot!

because dem dey ves?

na to dey swear for dem aswear

so na food section you fit post am?

clap for yourself!

May God forgive you useless blogger that lacks my moniker, ode. ... and to the gullibles up there you must believe in tooth fairy

It's official

twitter can not block trump

When no be say na buhari

King990:
He later came to my house yesterday telling me that he didn't know i could get that paranoid, Imagine the idiot telling me that me coming to his lodge to shout at him was childish that if his co tenants was around that's he wasn't gonna take it easy with me. Just imagine, oh God

guy fashi am

Many more bags of rice to come

Move ahead

King990:
Good am NL, i just got to back school from the Christmas break yesterday and i found out my half bag of rice i got with my last dime on earth before traveling to village is missing. The stupid idiot i called my friend which I gave one of my spare key had the audacity to sell my rice in my absence telling me he used the money to sort out some financial issues. He never called me before taking this step, can you imagine that? I changed my lock already but i swear with my life anywhere i get hold of this guy I'm gonna pay guys to shoot him down. Rice I already planned that it's going to save me for the rest new year we just entered that's what this gay sold off with my consent. I couldn't sleep last all through last night cos this shit is just too heavy for me to let go.
Just incase you get to hear any news about a guy who killed someone cos of half bag of rice just know I'm the one. I'm financially stranded now and this dude just killed my last hope. This is a guy I have always had his back during his times of trials and tribulations, a guy I always settled our transport fee whenever we go out together, i guy i gave 5k few months ago I won some money with bet9ja, the list is endless. I'm running mad here right now seriously

guy calm down
Deed has been done, it's time to move ahead

Remember you need a clear head for studies...

It's one of those things

9jaAmerican:
Why do i have the feeling this lady is not telling the
whole truth.I mean how would a sane person take
issues with you that "stood back to watch the
exchange" and ignore the person that angered
them,these right here is an obvious lie. I make bold to say that Toke must have tried to use
her status as a public figure to influence the waiter
to unseat that lady and her friend so she(Toke) and
her friends could seat which in all likelihood
annoyed the lady.That is a more likely scenario.
So Toke should spare us the too early in the new year bullshiiiit!

ever wondered how she got the table meant for boyega in the rhythm unplugged and now fighting for a seat next to him ? Bit.ch is angry with the body guard for spoiling her chances. Body guard is aware of her antics

Flets:
How old will you be after Remi’s tenure? What is your life ambition such that you’ve willingly given away governance to 2031.

Abi you escort the tinubu’s come this world?

my brother i just dey see things with tinubu's eyes.

As she no see senate president shop

Her hubby go dey find another big post for her

Oya make we bet am

Happy birthday jare

God bless your hustle

Remi tinubu = bola tinubu

She will come in 23

Ambode will stay in 2019

For posterity sake

mokset123:
And masses should be flogged for electing such a leader. Everyone has a share in the blame game

That is why I said their fans should rot in hell

babstope05:
be careful of what you say on social media. U could get arrested for hate speech. As much as I feel ur pain, violence is never the answer.

I Didn't Mention names

babstope05:
be careful of what you say on social media. U could get arrested for hate speech. As much as I feel ur pain, violence is never the answer.

I was careful, that was why I did not mention any name

In Nigeria all politicians deserve to be stoned, all governors deserve to be burnt, all senators need to be killed, president needs to be taken to the market Square naked and flogged to coma, revived and flogged again till his tenure finishes... they dey mess up gaan. But their supporters deserve hell fire the most!

profmsboi:
* Most Mentioned Nairaland Mod(s)>>>
Lalasticlala,
Mynd44,
Seun

*Most Mentioned Nairaland User(s)>>>
Sarki,
NwaAmaikpe,
Airforce1,
Makkydebbie

but seriously I am probably the most mentioned

I wake everyday to see like 30 mentions

I don tire gaan

Happigirl12:
It would be NwaAmaikpe excluding mods

NwaAmaikpe is usually mentioned for his sarcasm and many (like i) ignore him

Sarrki at many times give reasonable opinion which (like his predecessor tonyebarcanista ) is usually laced with partisanship, sentiments and bigotry, but also afford us a more objective view of situation.

Sarrki is mentioned more in politics section
While NwaAmaikpe is lord to Dullards on nl, hence his seeming popularity as nl has many dullards

If we exclude the mods

Then it has to be sarrki

He successfully toppled tonyebarcanista

After 5 bottles of beer you decide to sleep, and your mum in law comes to call you for night vigil

When at last you thought they'd all gone to sleep, and your mum in law enters

When you are crying jeje because you just finished your account trying to impress your in laws and your mum in law enters and says she's going the next day and she wants flight money , kuku kill me

When you had been warming up for seX since morning, night at last and your wife choses to sleep in her mum's room

LadySarah:
Could be experiencing post partum Depression,you know,maybe as a result of lingering pain.
How you can help.
Get a feeding bottle,cut the teat open and mix formular(instruction is on the body) which you'd give the baby while you wait for the mama to come around

all these for ordinary goat?

Tomorrow's asun?

How your brother in law looks at you when he knows you just had s.ex with his sister

dad in law: how old are you?

me: am 34

dad in law: when i was your age i was already 40

me:

Dem want maga you

This is mumu something

Op you are mad

First you are comparing science to education

Second you are comparing federal uni to college of educ

Third wetin concern us with your age?

Mod's no dey try aswear

Na to visit babalawo

When your mum in law tells you that your wife will come spend some days with her

When your sister in law wriggles her tight ass past, and your trying hard not to look

When you see your brother in law using your toothbrush