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Nairaland General › Re: Touching Pictures From Slavery by Oblongata(op): 5:45am On Jul 30, 2017
1st pic: women being sold into slavery by their village head
2nd pic: bedroom for slaves, note; their hands are chained so as to prevent escape. ..they pee and poop in their beds
3rd pics: an old man brandishes little of his experience with scars
4th pics: a slave burnt alive for a supposed crime without fair trial; basically for amusement

Nairaland General › Touching Pictures From Slavery by Oblongata(op): 5:38am On Jul 30, 2017
Here we go. ..
1st pic: container has arrived from Africa.
2nd pic: don't be caught stealing on the farm else u die
3rd pic: don't go to a regular white bar or hospital is ur case
4th pic: don't ever think of escaping

Family › Re: Only Parents Can Relate To This. by Oblongata: 2:03pm On Jul 29, 2017
elantraceey:
grin grin Grandparents always come in handy during holidays,,, unfortunately my parents didn't have that.
at least your children will/have
Crime › Re: Misconception On What Same Sex Marriage Prohibits Act Truly Prohibits. Re Taxify by Oblongata: 11:33am On Jul 29, 2017
TroubleMaker47:
And the really sad part is that the OP is ABSOLUTELY correct! cry
many ignoramus like the posters above you cannot comprehend.
Like say many guys no go like to dey with lesbians when they are on their acts
Many of these mumu senators wey pass the bill sef go still dey run go do threesomes with these so called lesbians
Hypocrisy at the peak I tell you.
Crime › Re: Misconception On What Same Sex Marriage Prohibits Act Truly Prohibits. Re Taxify by Oblongata: 11:28am On Jul 29, 2017
Op it is because of our hypocritical nature, it has blinded many ignoramus from researching the truth. Thanks jare, more oblongata to you
Family › Re: Only Parents Can Relate To This. by Oblongata: 10:18am On Jul 29, 2017
My kids no be here o... thank God for their grand parents, I done port them sharpaly
Crime › Re: 19-year-old Boy Runs Mad After Visiting Babalawo For ‘yahoo Plus’ by Oblongata: 7:56am On Jul 29, 2017
Yahoo yahoo been contributing to SARs salaries since 2000bc
Career › Re: Again, Police Reward Kyari With Promotion … Confirmed As DCP - Http://www.newsm by Oblongata: 7:49am On Jul 29, 2017
Well good for him
But to be promoted twice within a year. ..
Were some others are there also working their asses out
This can cause demotivation
Travel › Re: Tanker & Commercial Bus Collide In Lokoja, 10 Dead, 6 Injured (Graphic Pics) by Oblongata:
May God continue to watch over our going out and coming in... Jesus our lives is in thy hands, keep it for us. May we not die untimely, may God touch the hearts of politicians to make them know that whom they hurt by their negative actions/inactions is us all
Celebrities › Re: 9ice Ex-wife, Toni Payne Gets Engaged After Finding True Love Again [PICS] by Oblongata: 6:38am On Jul 29, 2017
Na so dem dey talki o
Tonto dikeh say na the best man in the world she marry...
We no know say na money she dey see
Health › Re: Vaginal Ring That Prevents HIV To Be Tested In Africa After Trials In America by Oblongata: 9:25am On Jul 26, 2017
This will promote skin to skin yanshing...
Not good. with hiv, slay queens everywhere.
Without hiv nko?
Devil sha no wan gree grin
Sports › Re: Kylian Mbappe Is Partly Nigerian by Oblongata: 7:23am On Jul 26, 2017
Na wa oh
Na so dem say Drogba na 'aderogba' of ekiti descent...
The boy fit no sabi how to spell Nigeria sef
Una dey claim am
Nairaland General › Re: At Last!!! Tekno Finds His Secondary School Friend by Oblongata: 7:06am On Jul 26, 2017
Na wa for this naija o
Person wey no lost before na him dem say dem find. ..
Who no sabi say tekno wan turn him friend to celebrity by force?
Small time him friend go claim say he dey rap
Like that mumu efcc twitter handler.
Watching in 6 D

Politics › Re: Exposed : How Diezani Lavished $100m On Furniture, Artworks by Oblongata: 6:58am On Jul 26, 2017
Banana fall on her...
Crime › Re: Teenage Wife Kills Husband Five Months After Marriage-punch by Oblongata: 4:42am On Jul 26, 2017
Na wa o
Stupid things dey normal for North
Even bible talk am say
Fear 'north' ... grin
Education › Re: Professor Oloyede Remits N5Billion JAMB Fund To FG As Nigerians Hail Him by Oblongata: 11:29am On Jul 24, 2017
Man way sabi
Education › Re: Professor Oloyede Remits N5Billion JAMB Fund To FG As Nigerians Hail Him by Oblongata: 11:26am On Jul 24, 2017
Oblongata:
I am undoubtedly the most mentioned monicker on nairaland and always during insult

Every time I log in I see like 25 mentions
And all the mentions na 'medulla oblongata'

Wetin I go do now angry
who send you?
Science/Technology › Re: Pictures Of Rain From The Sky by Oblongata: 8:52am On Jul 21, 2017
Wow
Education › Re: UNIBEN PG Students' Ordeal by Oblongata: 6:39pm On Jul 20, 2017
grin
U manage graduate for Nigeria u no find free tuition for obodo oyinbo go u are on a long thing
Crime › Re: Man Beats Up Road Safety Official Who Jumped Into His Car & Removed His Car Key by Oblongata: 8:54am On Jul 18, 2017
Na wa oh, see as people dey watch shebi if FRSC na be better people now dem go intervene? Dat man dey form van damme if na soldier him grab like that ordinary one slap go format him brain
Celebrities › Re: Olamide Keeps Mum On Killer Badoo Cult by Oblongata: 11:22pm On Jul 15, 2017
Brother show workings jare, no source, nothing, and you dey call lala
Celebrities › Re: Lady Claims Ownership Of Toyin Lawani’s Son, Lordmaine, Says He Was Stolen! by Oblongata: 1:36pm On Jul 15, 2017
Nigeria yaf finished
Nairaland General › Re: Collections Of Snake's And Fishes Killed By My Uncle by Oblongata: 1:04pm On Jul 15, 2017
Omo see choppings

See as op just waste like 5 fp
Something way u go dey feed lala 1 pic per day
Nairaland General › What Is The Most Corrupt Profession In Nigeria? by Oblongata(op):
As for me, I believe it's law I.e lawyers, judges etc
Lalasticlala, seun, let's see more views
Politics › Re: Baba Ari Visits Abba Kyari In Abuja (Photos) by Oblongata: 12:54pm On Jul 15, 2017
E be like omonla for wap tv
But that guy teeth no be here o
If he bite person na to find tb Joshua go
Politics › Re: Only Nigerians That Pay Tax Should Be Allowed To Vote by Oblongata: 11:40am On Jul 15, 2017
bantudra:
we shouldnt be playing dumb all over again.....in other countries is a must to pay tax or you get locked up...

why should nigeria go easy on tax matters because nigeria want to play nice??....

you dont contribute,then you have no rights to deceide [/b]for nigeria...

pay your tax or keep quiet...let those that pay tax [b]deceide
....
ever heard of VAT before?
After noticing the bold i 'decieded' to forgive you... work hard in your jamb and waec ok?
Family › Re: Advice For Seyi Law by Oblongata: 11:37am On Jul 15, 2017
Mature advice indeed!

Even on my Facebook I don't post family pictures, me way no be celebrity be dat o
Crime › Re: Woman Fakes Own Kidnap To Force Husband To Relocate Her To US (Pics) by Oblongata:
Fear women
Omo ayaf enter ftc for d vely first time with this monicker
Show me love if you have oblongata
Nairaland General › Nairalanders Help; My Tenant Is Frustrating Me by Oblongata(op):
I have a plot of land and on it i have four shops and a hall on the decking of the shops, I rented out the shops and was using the hall for tutorial, I later rented out the hall to a church. The said property is in front of the land,I have a banana plantation on the land.

Fast forward I got a job far away thus I had not been coming, last month i came to access the banana only to discover the lock had been changed, I called the pastor of the church and he told me I could only have access when they have service which is Sundays. I told him I want a spare he denied me. The lock is to the gate of the compound and is also the gate the Church use. Aside the gate there is another gate leading to the church directly.

I changed the locks of the main gate (the gate leading to the church was untouched) gave a spare to the assistant pastor.

Yesterday I was arrested and I was asked if I truly change the lock., I told them that I did and I was to be thrown in the cell if not for a friend that came to bail on time.
Was I wrong to have broken the lock that led to my land considering that the church have another gate leading to its premises? I was told I could only go there if the church is in service is that right? I feel so violated
Crime › Re: Ikorodu Violence; 10 Steps You Should Take Against Badoo by Oblongata: 12:09pm On Jul 01, 2017
Lalasticlala go dey post snakes and hushpuppi wey no make sense or save lives. Badoo dey kill for ikorodu everyday and here is a thread that will save lives..mynd44, seun una need social responsibility not only traffic
Romance › Re: Funny Things Children Do Without Thinking ! (hilarious Photos) by Oblongata: 1:27pm On Aug 20, 2016
IamLEGEND1:
Na money that pikin cut-cut like so?
for this economy wey we dey so?
forget say na me born u,I go sell you to refund my money....no time.
na dat money own pepper me for body pass, chaiii. all the other pictures african parents will use 'beats by dre'...

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