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Politics › Re: Nnamdi Azikiwe's 113th Posthumous Birthday Is Today! by Oblongata: 8:35am On Nov 16, 2017
T7
Romance › Re: Man Proposes To Boyfriend Live On Tv As Australia Votes ‘yes’ To Equal Marriage by Oblongata: 1:00pm On Nov 15, 2017
Irony of it is that a woman is in the background smiling and actually carrying a baby, if the baby's dad is gay nko? How reproduction wan occur?
Politics › Re: Buhari Unveils A Statue Of Akanu Ibiam In Abakiliki, Ebonyi (Photos) by Oblongata: 10:37am On Nov 15, 2017
Hmm maybe okorochaitis infection is on the rise
Politics › Re: Reps Reject Move To Observe One Minute Silence For Late Ken Saro Wiwa by Oblongata: 9:28am On Nov 15, 2017
His death was horrific...


Abacha no get joy
Crime › Re: 300L FUTO Student Beaten To Death (Graphic Photos) by Oblongata: 3:49pm On Nov 14, 2017
Some idi.ot will still join cult
Politics › Re: We Don’t Want Ikoyi Whistle-blower To Run Mad – Sagay by Oblongata: 5:07am On Nov 14, 2017
These i.diots think say we mumu like them

Forum Games › Re: Can You Solve This Picture Riddle? by Oblongata: 9:15pm On Nov 12, 2017
Obinoscopy:
@Mega411 you are too much. I doff my hat.

Let's see if others will get it too
egbon it taf tayed o

I had to think it well, here is my genius answer


The answer is

2

Since there are only two hats of each color, 1 is able to deduce his color when 2 and 3 are the same color. Though, in this situation 2 and 3 are different, so 1 doesn't shout. 2, not hearing 1 shouting, deduces that his hat is of the opposite color of 3 and shouts!

*I am oblongata
Nairaland General › Re: Lady Dies On Her 20th Birthday From Fire Mishap (Disturbing Photos) by Oblongata: 9:08pm On Nov 12, 2017
Why are we dying to live...


If we are just living to die
Celebrities › Re: Yakubu Aiyegbeni Visits Oritsefemi Ahead Of His Wedding (photos) by Oblongata: 9:02pm On Nov 12, 2017
ANTONINEUTRON:
second highest goalscorer turn villian.


Even tho e don reach seven years, For goal wey u miss u deserve ..
brother forgive and forget na
Nairaland General › What Pet Name(s) Do You Call Your Partner And Why? by Oblongata(op): 3:57pm On Nov 12, 2017
Let's have a jolly weekend

I call her lizarazu

Coined from her name Elizabeth

Or 'razzle dazzle '

What's yours?
Politics › Re: Constitutional Power.. Wike Vs Amechi Who Have Right To Passage Of Road. by Oblongata: 2:11pm On Nov 12, 2017
It depends

If na for Abuja dem meet or any APC state na amaechi

If na PH or pdp state na wike

Forget constitution
Politics › Re: Governor Ganduje Empowers Residents With Eggs, Noodles & Beverages (Photos) by Oblongata: 2:01pm On Nov 12, 2017
Spylord48:
Shameless and wicked politicians! So after feeding them today will they still feed them tomorrow and next?
Why can't they create jobs or create conducive environment for people to start business and fend for themselves?
he did not feed them

Please read well

He 'empowered' them... stop being ignorant

In case you don't get it

He has provided for them to start a small food business
Crime › Re: A Soldier In Uniform Beaten By A Policeman In Mufti At ATM In Damaturu by Oblongata: 10:55am On Nov 12, 2017
obong003:
E be like say Soldiers never manhandle you before. Sidon dey compare soldier to mopol e hear.
soldiers no dey turn red into blue, if soldier treat your f.cK up that means say you mess up true true, but mopol na good for nothing, dem fit just carry say you be kidnapper without any proof
Crime › Re: A Soldier In Uniform Beaten By A Policeman In Mufti At ATM In Damaturu by Oblongata: 8:20am On Nov 12, 2017
If 2 of your best enemies dey fight , na jolly mood you go dey grin

I hate the 2 die

Although I prefer soldiers to mopol

Which one you hate pass?

Share for soldiers

Likes for mumu mopol
Business › Re: Diamond Bank Introduces *426# USSD Code For Easy Banking by Oblongata: 7:34am On Nov 12, 2017
My diamond app works wonder for me, thanks but no....
Crime › Re: EFCC Arrests 5 For Diverting 65 Trucks Of Maize Meant For Idps(photo) by Oblongata: 11:29am On Nov 11, 2017
Crazy insane or insane crazy!

how can they even think it first?

Even movie producers would not think of writing a script like this because it sounds unbelievable
Crime › Re: Husband Rapes Housemaid At Knifepoint, Wife Forces Her To Drink Concoction (pic) by Oblongata: 10:12am On Nov 11, 2017
Motti500:
See my account balance is for all mtn sim working
We will get you Samuel abi na Peter

My boys are on you
Politics › Re: IPOB Members' Corpses Found In A Bush In Abia - SunNewsOnline by Oblongata:
And the worse part is that they died for nothing...

biafra delusions has been largely dropped

even those whose job is to type rubbish on social media has mellowed

their oga done run like ojukwu did

these ones died fools, not heros *spits
Sports › Re: Godwin Okpara Dragged To Court For Battering His Wife, Lynda Oladoyinbo Okpara by Oblongata: 10:24pm On Nov 09, 2017
luvinhubby:
This guy was in the 1989 Golden eaglets that included Victor Ikpeba, Jide Oguntuawase, Peter Ogaba.
The great Pele watched him play and based on what he saw, predicted in the tournament that Godwin Opara will be one of the greats in football.
Indiscipline, sexual assault and wife battering robbed him of that future.
He played for PSG against Inter Milan when the great Ronaldo was there in a Champions league match and completely marked him out of the game and the football world asked who was this boy and he went on to pair with Taribo West in the central defence for Super eagles in 2000 nations cup in Nigeria. But indiscipline robbed him of greatness.

Like Balotelli and Etim Esin, it takes a combination of both on and off field discipline to be a great sportsman.
Ronaldo actually gave him his shirt afterwards, he admitted he had not met a person who could tame him in football
Politics › Re: Governor Umahi Gave N200k To Pregnant Woman He Saw Working At A Site (Photos) by Oblongata:
See Nigerian youths

Democrats done disfigure una brain finish

So make everybody dey pray to be like orisaguna?

Wetin do social services to help everyone dat is in need?

Lack of exposure dey worry una mumu head, you need my monicker

Shey na mayor go help one person for UK wey the youths no go castrate am?

Mumu aśs lickers

lincoln01:
Ode he go dey find all pregnant woman for ebonyi na
MrMakaveli20:
world people. you will always talk. if he had ignored her, you would have been spewing trash like a faulty Borehole
E
brenister10:
Bomb dey your head. Your free data dey shack you,
eye service buruku,

Shey na the only pregnant woman wey dey hustle for ebonyi be that?
Romance › Re: ”I Have 5 Boyfriends But I Never Marry” - Slay Queen Says On Facebook by Oblongata: 10:42am On Nov 09, 2017
Abeg wetin dem dey call ' slay queen ' again?

This one way be like willy willy
Celebrities › Re: The Makun Brothers: AY, Yomi And Lanre Throwback & Now Photos by Oblongata: 10:25am On Nov 09, 2017
God bless my hustle biko, dakun, ejoor!

Make people dey find my old pictures dey call am 'throwback' for social media

Na beg I dey beg o
Properties › Re: Will A Tenant Pay During His 3 Or 6 Months Quit Notice? by Oblongata: 10:19am On Nov 09, 2017
teemy:
On the contrary it does not work like that. That tenant is just deceiving himself. Any period of time used would be paid for. The court will calculate his debt, have him pay and have him leave. All you need to do for an owing tenant is provide him with a SEVEN DAYS NOTICE before you proceed to the magistrate court to get an order for repossession and rent recovery. Depending on where you live, like in my area here it only takes no more than two weeks. Ask the probable time from the court registrar. You do not even need a lawyer to file it but ensure you have all proof in triplicates before the court date and ensure there is no loophole the tenant that try to twist things. (provide video or audio recordings showing the tenant boasting of having the money and not wanting to pay to nail his coffin with - be discrete in obtaining this).

One lesson and all the other tenants will fall in place.

By the way, you can serve a quit notice to your tenant right from the day they move in and let them know you would present it in court and it comes into effect should they default by due date.

12. Length of Notice
(1) Where there is no stipulation as to the notice to be given by either party to determine the tenancy, the following shall apply
(a) a weeks notice for a tenant at will;
(b) one (1) months notice for a monthly tenant;
(c ) three (3) months notice for a quarterly tenant;
(d) three (3) months notice for a half-yearly tenant; and
(e) six (6) months notice for a yearly tenant.
(2) In the case of monthly tenant, where he is in arrears of rent for three (3) months, the tenancy shall be determined and the Court shall make an order for possession and arrears of rent upon proof of the arrears by the landlord.
(3) In the case of a quarterly or half-yearly tenant, where he is in arrears of rent for six (6) months, the tenancy shall be determined and the Court shall make an order for possession and arrears of rent upon proof of the arrears by the landlord.
(4) Notice of tenants under subsection (1) ( ), (d) and (e) of this Section need not terminate on the anniversary of the tenancy but may terminate on or after the date of expiration of the tenancy.
(5) In the case of a tenancy for a fixed term, no notice to quit shall be required once the tenancy has been determined by effluxion of time and where the landlord intends to proceed to Court to recover possession, he shall serve a seven (7) days written notice of his intention to apply to recover possession as in Form “TL4” in the Schedule of this Law.
(6) The nature of a tenancy shall, in the absence of any evidence to the contrary, be determined by reference to the time when the rent is paid or demanded.

The one month notice, three months and six months in the subsection 1 above applies in cases when you guys did not determine when tenancy ends. If any tenant is owing and you determined the end of tenancy contract beforehand, all you need is the Seven Day Notice. Serve him and when he lands in court, watch his bubble burst when the magistrate corrects him grin
you are my hero for this, chai I don suffer, house way I build for over 10 years na him I no go reap? Thank you sir
Politics › Re: Ellen Johnson Sirleaf's Statue In Owerri Already Causing Uproar Ahead Of Visit by Oblongata: 10:58am On Nov 08, 2017
Bede2u:
just negodu!
In a bid to promote ur nonsense ewedu party called Apc u couldnt even know that Imo and not anambra is the issue here
I only aired my view, am sorry am not tribalistic, I am far mature than that, unlike you I reason objectively

Thanks for the correction
Politics › Re: Ellen Johnson Sirleaf's Statue In Owerri Already Causing Uproar Ahead Of Visit by Oblongata:
He is making imo a brand name in Africa, you mumus just won't see that now
Food › Re: In Urgent Need Of An Already-made Cake. by Oblongata: 7:43am On Nov 08, 2017
Josephjnr:
I live in Agege,Lagos state and I am urgently in need of a birthday cake. Please,give me info on how to get one. I have been to Justrite supermarket, they didn't have. Thanks.
go to sweet sensation, TFC, magrellos, etc or your nearest eatery you will get there, sweet sensation is the cheapest (2-4k) Or go to shop rite ikeja, thank me later
Celebrities › Re: World Richest Entertainer, Diddy Has Changed His Name Again (see His New Name) by Oblongata: 7:43am On Nov 07, 2017
Puff daddy lost it after biggie left...

He is still suffering from the vacuum biggie created

Brother love ke?
Properties › Re: The New Lagos Tenancy Law:who Does It Favour Most? The Lanlord Or The Tenant? by Oblongata:
Na the only thing way Lagos dey use f-up be dat, my tenant dey tell me 'patapata you will give me quit notice and I go still spend 6 months on top money I owe you ', to rent house out dey fear person, the law helps the tenant,, what of poor landlord that laboured so hard? For UK the day your rent expire you are in trouble
Christianity Etc › Re: Describe Your Spiritual Life In A Sentence. by Oblongata: 9:51am On Nov 05, 2017
Titanic
Crime › Re: Peace Corps Officer Arrests Four Robbers, Rescues Two Victims by Oblongata: 11:47am On Nov 04, 2017
Na Stupid thief, ICPC and MTN are working on his case, we will get him soon I promise you that
akins177:
. SCAM.....thunder fire ur yanch, go find better job and stop to dey defraud people...OLEEEEEEEEE
Crime › Re: Peace Corps Officer Arrests Four Robbers, Rescues Two Victims by Oblongata:
Is there still peace corps? Who dey pay them?

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