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Celebrities › Re: Destiny Etiko Recovers From Swollen Eyes Shares New Pictures by Oblongata: 10:07am On Oct 26, 2017
Picture way she no fit show us her backyard, is that one a picture? Shioor
Family › Re: Estranged Husband Breaks Into Wife's House And Carts Away All Her Properties by Oblongata: 9:34am On Oct 26, 2017
Make she go rent house leave the yeye man... make she concentrate on her remaining kids, that man is an oloshi+oloribu he is obviously pained and out for vendetta, ignorance is his medicine, no try beg am o
Education › Re: Bowen University Students Who Fought, Sent Out Of Their Hostel (Photos) by Oblongata: 8:49am On Oct 26, 2017
DRscience:
common Ojo is new VC 10set
olagbemiro initiated admission of kids that na y you go dey see stupid things dey happen for dia now, riots, fight etc during my time all of us just wan do graduate, shey you Wey strike done kill for secular university na him go dey fight or riot
Education › Re: Bowen University Students Who Fought, Sent Out Of Their Hostel (Photos) by Oblongata: 8:06am On Oct 26, 2017
Things done change sha

When olagbemiro decided to be admitting kids i knew the school was heading for disaster

Proudly 03 set

The last mature set
Politics › Re: Throwback Photos Of Sani Abacha's Children by Oblongata: 8:00am On Oct 25, 2017
You show us before, you show us before before, what of now? Mumu like her papa

On behalf of the abacha stupid girl that posted the pics,
I tender a mighty apology
To nairaland vaseline crew members...

Continue warming your palms
Tboss or gifty go soon send food


Aluta continua!!!
Celebrities › Re: "You Do So Much Stupid Thing" - Tekno Reply Dammykrane For Calling Him Out. by Oblongata: 7:37am On Oct 25, 2017
All these small small boys sef

Na so one tortoise head dey call him papa mate his boy
Number done catch am now he done sabi say life na jeje, mumu somebody
Politics › Re: Maina’s Recall, Promotion: I Acted In Public Interest – Malami by Oblongata: 6:02am On Oct 25, 2017
Even aisha warned baba of cabals but baba no dey ear word
Foreign Affairs › Re: Two Women Who Murdered Kim Jung Un's Brother Heavily Escorted To Airport(Photos) by Oblongata: 10:57am On Oct 24, 2017
Make dey hand them over to north Korea naa... nah target practice dem go use them do last, I trust kim
Crime › Re: Housewife Pushes Sister-in-law Into Pot Of Boiling Water In Abuja by Oblongata: 9:34am On Oct 23, 2017
Na so god wan catch me yesterday, I go call one Tayo babe thinking say na the new chick way I collect him number last week not knowing say na my sister in law i call...


Hi Tayo, I gbadun your hips gaan, make i come flex am small na? Your lips go taste like honey, I will like to suckle on it, no worries i go arrange one nice hotel way I go use drill your bakasi, walahi if I miss you I no go fit make heaven again


Baba Toby, na Tayo your wife sister be this o...

#gimme fainting space
Sports › Re: Rashidi Yekini's 54th Posthumous Birthday Is Today by Oblongata: 8:29am On Oct 23, 2017
His problem started when he refused to celebrate his Tunisia goal with teammates
Celebrities › Re: Fan Thinks Uche Ogbodo Is Unclad, Actress Replies (Photos) by Oblongata: 8:09am On Oct 23, 2017
Naija and poke nose ehn
Health › Re: I Need A Serious Help Concerning My Chest by Oblongata: 10:31pm On Oct 21, 2017
See a doctor

But before than diclofenac (100mg) would help ease the pain, it should cost you like a 100 bucks, use 1 in morning and night or ask your pharmacy to prescribe for you
Nairaland General › Which Other 'oma' Do You Know by Oblongata(op): 5:30pm On Oct 21, 2017
Oya our naira people how well do you know other people

Family › Re: Funny : I Just Discovered Am Older Than My Aunty. by Oblongata: 12:09am On Oct 17, 2017
She still fit old pass you sef, no be woman again?

Bur why una no ask her age since 19 gbogboro?
Nairaland General › Duke Of Edinburgh And Queen; Then And Now by Oblongata(op): 11:41pm On Oct 16, 2017
So romantic
Lalasticlala

Food › Re: A Nairalander Cooks Egusi Soup London Style by Oblongata: 9:52pm On Oct 13, 2017
Ode
Politics › Re: BREAKING: Kachikwu VS Baru: VP Osinbajo Admits He Approved Contracts by Oblongata: 1:24pm On Oct 12, 2017
*Curtains down

Now kachikwu is in trouble for 'reporting' cabals
In this country the wicked thrives and the good people suffer

You can only love this country if you are wicked or you like to see others suffer in midst of plenty
Health › Re: Man Suffering From Monkeypox In Akwa Ibom (Disturbing Photo) by Oblongata: 10:31am On Oct 12, 2017
Why i enter this thread despite the warning sef? Curiosity dey kee man wella no be only cat
Celebrities › Re: Omoruyi Loco Efe And Ekundayo Oyeniyi Pre-Wedding Photos by Oblongata:
E no too resemble Im page like that



Yoruba back girls dey fine sha
Crime › Re: Gunmen Kill Landlord In Port-Harcourt, Attack Tenants With Machete (Graphic) by Oblongata: 9:36pm On Oct 08, 2017
jaxxy:
The heart of man is desperately wicked. Who can know it. Jer 17:9

Why wud human beings act this way to another. God help us
deep bro, deep
Crime › Re: Gunmen Kill Landlord In Port-Harcourt, Attack Tenants With Machete (Graphic) by Oblongata: 12:52pm On Oct 08, 2017
Believing in extraordinary source of evil is quite unnecessary, man alone is capable of all wickedness (Joseph Conrad)
Education › Re: How True Caller App Aided The Killing Of Uniben Prof. by Oblongata: 9:16am On Oct 06, 2017
theNOISEmaker:
when they were Beating him, what was the eye witness doing??
eye witness was 'eye witnessing'
Celebrities › Re: Men And Women Are Not Equal. At Home, The Man Is The Head – Tiwa Savage by Oblongata: 5:43am On Oct 06, 2017
I never see man dey drag ģender equality, dem know say man na their baba anytime T, Bur dem go just dey drag anyhow, e easy to dey carry millions of people for sacK everyday ? Women cannot survive without banana, bananas make their world rotate... TuAle for banana
Nairaland General › Re: Dead Man Buried With Money To 'bribe' God by Oblongata: 5:32am On Oct 06, 2017
Ode

Wet in God wan use your money buyhuh

You have just ensured robbers will come disturb your body
And probably take some of your vital organs while at it....
Celebrities › Re: Sosoberekon Tags EFCC; Loads Bundles Of Money In Sack Bag Into His Car by Oblongata: 10:24am On Oct 02, 2017
This one na chairman of mumu, he think say na only evans dey?
Education › Re: Dauda Mohammed Is Dead (NANS Former President) by Oblongata: 9:08am On Oct 02, 2017
angry

Liver cirrhosis is killing more than you think

Don't drink adulterated spirit
You go hear different types for lagos, pansheke,kerewa,yahoo,calidon,etc boys go still dey guzzle

If you must, drink red wine, lager beer etc and drink responsibly too.... life is too short to live anyhow
And as for you tramadol/codeine gang, disease Wey go kill una dey do birthday
Celebrities › Re: Photo: Lagos Police Parade Dog, Others For Robbery by Oblongata: 7:59am On Sep 15, 2017
Please send that dog to calabar kitchen grin
Crime › Re: Nigerian Carer In UK Faces Lengthy Jail Sentence For Abandoning Autistic Lady by Oblongata:
Care work is one work that sure do need utmost professionalism and patience. .. some clients could be so annoying you would smack them if it were allowed.
Quick one:
Was working in vierra house (care home whose residents are largely Alzhemier patients) and a client; whom i had been mopping her body and left to get hot towel, let out a scream when i entered and threw a ceramic cup right at my fore head, 'out you stupid Ni*ga' she charged at me, I was in between confusion and anger, had to go to the nurse cos by now, I was bleeding. Had to include 'extreme caution' in her plan, gosh that was 2005! I done tay for this job!!!
Another client of mine had double personality, never believed it existed until then. He was extremely nice now and in the next minute feisty. ..God just thinking about him makes me wanna smack something

Thank God its all in the past now. The ladies were being unprofessional especially for a 2on1 client? Uk no go gree o
Romance › Re: Which Is More Worse? - Photo by Oblongata: 12:56pm On Sep 11, 2017
It depends o, believe me mehn...
At the end na 'ukwu' and 'boobi' dey blind boys

But those toes sha, na ape get am?
Politics › Re: Mama Taraba: Aisha Alhassan Reaction On Femi Fani- Kayode by Oblongata: 8:32pm On Sep 10, 2017
Ffk is a singing bird na grin
Crime › Re: Brother Of Globacom Staff Stabbed To Death By Husband In Bayelsa Speaks by Oblongata: 11:43am On Sep 10, 2017
Na wah o

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