₦airaland Forum

tosyne2much:
Wetin you do her?

na him be the house boy

Puffydon1:
You're a wicked person.
na thunder go fire you idiotic kaharaba

Bros na you be Julian ni?

This na b4 igbo start

But fela fresh here o, Nigeria dey craze, abroad sweet die aswear

Baba trump leave twitter alone

How far dem say you wan ban lottery, maka y?

wetin dey worry all of una republican sef

Something wey no even sure before, u con kuku cancel am patapata

Ori e ope

Nansense'

We know say abacha na una lord and saviour

After all, baba done say abacha no steal...

Bur come to think of it, abacha na hero to Nigeria o

Because money wey hin thief dey act as reserve for us

Every administration after his death has benefited from this cash reserve

That man for prefer going to jail sef

I rmbr wen I small, na so my papa treat one of our house boy unto say na me carry the money sef go play nes, na since then to dey thief fear me die, I dey reason am say my papa fit do worse for me. I thank God for that man o, and Julian, wherever you are forgive me o, that was js3, 1992

Funnicator:
Every line of your post. Hilarious as fucckk

thank you sir

NFA no go like this

I never think am before, I love you ke? She go begin dey worry maybe I done get bad dream about her abi I get malaria.

No get me wrong or, I really love her gaan

But na sharwama dey do the job for me

And her monthly stipends

Then occasional long hugs

Kiss to the cheeks

But no 'I love you', that one done register as bed talk

No be this type of thing we dey talk now?

We dey talk 20s

This one go just turn to s.ex puppet for house, boys go dey distract anyhow

adeshina8:
See my account balance is for all mtn sim working

continue with your scam, shebi na just beer money you dey chop from people abi?
The kain death way go jam you and your children ehn dey close, continue, lazy buffoon

If Queen Elizabeth do mistake carry ship come tincan island say dem wan carry us as slaves ehn...

Even bubu go use leg run from aso rock...

Queue go long ehn because na the whole country go come

Some people go padlock their mouth sef to show say dem be correct slaves

You go hear 'nna men, my grandfather na chief slave in 1904, it is in our blood'

Some people go carry bed come...

Some go do small boat and attach to the ship

If dem say na only man dem want, single mothers go plenty ehn, who marriage epp?

Calabar runs girls go go there naked

Even rats go relocate sharply

This country no good we just dey manage am



There is hunger in the land, and we are suffering and smiling from ear to ear

Na hot prayer be the drug

Something wey dey hustle jeje

Queenlovely:
I weep whenever I read the book of Ecclesiastes. Though I am agnostic, I feel like it was written because of me. We are all dust and will return to dust. I felt so troubled in my heart about earthy things one day while I was driving, I just came down from my car and gave some random person I never knew my ipad and some cash( I didn't even count). There is nothing in life, we only have one life to live. Make good use of it. Break limitation and be remembered. How many wealthy men do you look up to without their money? People value worthy men not money

you have a large heart dear...

But next time you are feeling philanthropic, quote me abeg



I can see your future is bright

Marvis and uriel need a d!ck... they need a ring on it, men are great blessings to women, without constant d!cK a woman will look haggard ni sha and incomplete, TTT just dey for dem back dey look like this

sirBLUNT:
see as u mumu!

her mumu no get part 2, I go need dash her my monicker

All na politics, so dem just discover say dem get that pics abi? Nigerian politicians sha

Hush puppy is a liar and a broker

Believing in extraordinary source of evil is quite unnecessary, man alone is capable of all wickedness (Joseph Conrad).

There is still hope

What is your CGPA?

Since you are just in 100 level the best advice is to start again in another school , you are now equipped with experience, you could bag a first class sef

Or you continue and work very hard, with hard work you could still come out with a 2:1 (depending on your current gp) or at worse a 2:2

I came out with a 3rd class in 2006, I tut my life was over...
I just completed my PhD in new found land canada...

Your only weakness is you, cheers

If officer Titus act this one now people go say na just comedy....

Nigeria is filled with serious comedians everywhere

ashjay001:
Weak ke! I really feel like killing somebody!?


A child, ur son

his son o, which one be my own for dia

Keneking:
Mynd44 sef

you mean Lalasticlala and seun sef

Omo I weak

Maina wey wan run for governor? Something is wrong with our heads in this country, hausas have finished this country with their illiteracy choi

A Yoruba man will never accept this, my igbo brothers sef, many some of them no go take am, hausa own na impalement...stupid people. The wife use yansh get her husband him dream car, ode somebody , dey call the pregnancy 'mere', dude never really loved his wife

Oproko

That is not toyin tomato, sHola sobowale is the one and only

Guy calm down and stop talking like a wimp

Post pictures of call up letter here...

And for the rest of you wimps contemplating suicide

Take a time out and visit the cemetery

10 minutes walk will do the job

You would come out a different person

I rather go dey yansh goat than to near this mumu

Na everyday I dey put this slowpoke for prayer make he enter prison for USA, make dem wide him yansh for am, gays things go tired am

Shey mi still dey rap ni?