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bemagnify:
whats funny?

Not just funny but clownish if u think total strangers will part with hard earned cash just becos u told them u will pay with bounty interest
Smh!!!!

berem:
It is possible you might even die before him. Who knows? Death is no respecter of persons be it young or old.

JEEEZZ!!!!
I am not partisian. I really don't give a damn who wins d presidency cos they are all theives. although i personally feel it is about time we give buhari a chance to show his worth.
But I hate u berem. How much are u being paid to become so violently partisan in a public forum.
(Spits in disgust)

SuperMartins:
So some1 actually blive this is real..that guy must be a non-Nigerian cos we re wise breeds..

at OP, Sory, we in naira land are not that dumb.

ifeness:
Only one Ebola victim out of hundreds. We need evidence because the guy lies a lot.

"Pastor" Kumuyi; what a sentimental title to give to a rogue

seun and other mods, I have warned u all to create the following icons under each post so that we can properly express our feelings towards some outrageous comments. the requested Icons are as follows:
1. "thunder fire u" icon
2. "slowpoke poster" icon
3. "madman talking" icon
4." i hate this comment" icon.

pls do the needful.

Beehshorp:
I may sound silly but what am about to type is d truth.. .
Guy u see dat 1million u wanna waste on agriculture I'd advice u use it to move over to Malaysia and am sure ud thank me later

move to Malaysia and do exactly what?

KanwuliaJara:
Surprise-Surprise!
I wasn't holding my breath on that one!
After phocking all those HANDSOME white men in SCANDAL, it was only a matter of time before the "IGBO" returned her bride price ke!
She tink say AFRICAN BLOKOS na "marriage" material?
These AA women nor dey learn!
Mtcheeeeeeeeeew!!!!

I always wondered what they had in common but the an h-orgasm?
That Nnamdi guy TIMID o. VERRRRRRRRRRRRY LOCAL!
Kerry NEEDS a white man please!
Not a local one born in AFRICA!

Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. . . . .who gets to pay for "BABY KAMSIYOCHUKW'S" child-support?

Stay tuned!

Seun and all other mods, if we don't get a dislike button, a most stupid comment botton and a hot slap icon on dis forum, I may soon stop visiting nairaland

Aba and Onitsha markets learnt the hard way. Almost all markets in dis two towns have there roofs cast in solid concrete and all the doors made of stable quality metal.
Believe it or not, dis goes a long way mitigate d effect of all fire outbreaks. Fire outbreak hardly crosses its originating stall/shop in dis markets

jacabi:
Chai! This woman is a beast. But what was the man doing when the woman put his thing into her mouth?

He was probably expecting to be given a blow j.o.b

Next step after d pardon is to kill the turkey so dat it can go to heaven

Chubhie:
To imagine few years ago we all thought and joked that Nigerians love life hence, suicide bombing ain't our thing. Alas, it has become a norm. If our leaders have come to accept this as a norm and as a platform to play politics what are the masses been used as collateral damage doing? Sit on the internet and type RIP like yours truly? Let US all as a people unite and fight our common two enemies- Boko harem and our politicians.

AT THE BOLDED
I MADE EXACTLY THE SAME COMMENT HERE ON NL IN 2012. NOW I CANT BELIEVE I AM FORCED TO EAT MY WORDS

i need to know.
can these cages be used to grow broilers? u know, in order to conserve space?

world1:
Prof you are not a farmer and if you are then not on a large scale. our major problem here is manpower the unskilled labourers are over lazy after you might have thaugt them what to do the next thing they do is to start lookung for ways to spoil your business. after collecting few months salary from you they just go to set up what you are doing and also targeting your clients
If this Vietnam thing works out don't you know what we can make from it. transfer of ideals and technology

I really hate myself for doing this.
but u are really speaking the truth and I have no choice but to agree with u.

na wa ooo

Na wa for bad belle pple oooo.
If d guy is deported, how will it profit them?

Yababoy:
I think I did a great job of socializing him then . He's been around other dogs and animals and he's never displayed any aggression, only the usual doggy playfulness.

sorry.
but i wud prefer my dogs to be aggressive to everyone except me and the members of my family. that is the only reason why I shud want to keep a dog.
presently, I have 2 puppies; a neapolitan mastiff/rottweiler cross breed and a bull mastiff purebred.

i hope they grow up to hate everyone who does not live in my house

Brandnew2:
I remember seeing a big spider in the bath tub when i was about to take an early bath to school. Gosh! i got so scared i couldn't step in the bathroom for days. The thought of that spider still haunts me.

scared of spiders??!!!
u must be a sissy male

interesting.
we shud have dis type of posts on FP. very educative.
anyway, second to reach here (i did not say second to comment ooo)

hotmas911:
because you are used to seeing farmers sweating in dirty clothes
You will also have the same 'serious feeling' about Dangote being a farmer. I farm in the order of the Dangotes

maybe u do (@ the bolded). But with one big difference. Dangote does not advertise and hustle for business in Nairaland. if dangote is seen in a farm wearing a suit, i wud not doubt he is a farmer cos I know his pedigree and his long history of VERY VISIBLE business successes.

no offence meant, but just show me yours; other than personal testimonies (unverified) and pics that u post on nairaland

i might be talking nonsense oooo cos am not a professional.
But next time, if u have reason to touch any of the piglets especially within 10 days after birth, make sure u smear ur hands (or ur gloves) with fresh shi.t fro the mother.
i understand it works for rabbits and grasscutters.

Unibenstudent:
rmfunky hello

I don't gerrit. why shud a sane human being commit his hard earned money, no matter how small, to someone else who u barely know and who cant give u a proven history of previous business success? SMH for some dumbass that wud fall for all this....

ProffT01:
Why supporting the import of farm hands while you have Millions unemployed willing to be employed?

ABEG FOLLOW ME ASK THE M.OFO

hotmas911:
hahahaha what if you are wrong?

why do I get d serious feeling that he is actually right.........

denkyw:
I don't usually comment when the thing done pass front page, but all this coming from a. woman..... hmmmm.

walahi,
After reading her write up I quickly went to view her profile to ensure she is sane and actually human. Na wa ooo.
She actually reminds me of someone I dated long ago(I mean her mentality ooo) na race I take leave d chic.

Anyway different strokes for ...............

hope u know that garri, (especially if it is not well dried) wont last long in dat type of packaging before going bad?
the humidity of places like the south-west and south-south/ south-east in naija wont also help matters. make research on a much more durable manner of packing ur products to preserve it for a longer period.

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inze:
Email sent

thanks. Pls inbox me Ur number to do a small airtime transfer for u