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RomanceRe: Am I Taking The Wrong Move Buying Her A Phone? by obstead200(m):
dboY1123:
I just met this beautiful girl, and I'm already all over her.. She's not in a relationship but definitely guys are disturbing her even her ex's.

I asked her to come over to my place and she did, we went out together and get some stuffs and we head back home(my place). So, I decided to ask her out one on one in my place and she said NO, she's still finding it difficult to go into another relationship.. When she left my place for her house just two byke away, someone stole her phone from her bag(she called me to tell me) the bag was open by the time she got home.

My question now is, should I ever think of getting her a phone? I still don't know my stand in her life, I really love the girl but ain't acting like a simp whatsoever.. But the fact that she lost her phone after leaving my house is what bothers me.

Please what should I do?
If u have cash u can give away without feeling the pain, then buy her a phone and consider it as a bet u placed on lotto or betnaija.
U may win, u may loose. So use cash u wont regret losing.

Long ago, I had a crush in similar situation. I was toasting her and she turned me down. Her phone got stolen and she used all sorts of indirect speeches to pass the message that she wants me to buy her a phone.....yet she have not accepted my proposal, she wants to be just friends grin grin grin

Well when I got fed up with the several innuendos she kept passing on the phone matter, I simply laid my cards on the table:
She got the message
RomanceRe: My Lady Made A Mess At A Hotel by obstead200(m):
BlaqJosh:
Hmmmm, This is un _ *believable*,
your babe won fvck another client inside the same hotel, now imagine what she will be doing at your back.
but you supposed dey happy that it ended if not for your wedding day her ex alone go full one canopy dey order your rice and beer any how...
funny enough, I have never attended the wedding of any of my ex.
I usually find a way to avoid attending it...even when I am invited.

About the main story.....once a lady has as.hawo vibes, she has as.hawo vibes. Nothing can change it and at the right price, anyone would Bleep her.

Before I got married, I used to date someone like that. I think It is common with slim, pretty prim and proper girls
EducationRe: Noble Eyisi Graduates With 1st Class In The UK After Suspension From UNIZIK by obstead200(m): 3:37am On Nov 21, 2021
richmondefosa:
The initial post didn’t suggest so.
If he stole students funds and was impeached and expelled as you claim, why wasn’t he prosecuted?
u know how the judicial system works.....and sometimes it is better to avoid litigation and quietly sack the culprit.
FoodRe: Have You Ever Known Or Met Someone Who Could Eat So Much At A Sitting. by obstead200(m): 9:24pm On Nov 20, 2021
southniyikaye:
While growing up, they gave me one very stupid name.. (bi o tan, MI o yo) I.e if it is not finished, I am not satisfied...
Even till now, that nonsense still happens.. So I always tell them to prepare what will finish at once cos if not, I will keep going there to dish myself food until there is nothing left... It doesn't matter if am filled or not..
u have a serious psychological problem dude.

Actually, I feel what makes pple over eat is poverty.
Simple and short
TravelRe: Illegal Immigrant, Jubril Deported, Banned After 'heroic' Act In Spain (photo) by obstead200(m): 3:28pm On Nov 15, 2021
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



Mumu Jibril.

I tell anyone who cares to listen, "if you pick up money, it is yours".
That is God's way of compensating you for being at the right place at the right time.

Except you have more than you'd ever need or the money you picked has a tracker on it, there is no moral justification whatsoever to return it.

My first gold necklace was one I picked up at Onu-Asata in the late eighties. I'd later sell this necklace to afford money to take my ex-boss's classy wife on a date and blow her mind when she came visiting Nigeria several years later.
This lady will eventually connect me to the people who transformed and made me fortunate in this life.

So please, where would I have been today if I had not picked up that gold necklace at Onu-Asata?
Where would I have been if I had let morals stop me from leaving a legacy in that married woman's kpekus?

Would there have been a triumphant entry into Jerusalem if Jesus had not picked and ridden a colt that was not his?

I hope this story serves as a lesson for those who pray to God to order their steps and would still walk past their blessings because they don't want to offend God.

The moment we realize that God's ways are not our ways and we can never fathom them, that is when we'd realize that nothing should separate us from God's love which is in Christ Jesus.

No matter how much money you pick up today, it will still finish one day, so why mortgage your forever because of the satisfaction of today?

But before you answer that stupid question, remember that your forever is threatened if you can not satisfy your today by any means necessary.
I love this guy.

I actually look forward to reading Ur satirical comments on threads
EducationRe: Noble Eyisi Graduates With 1st Class In The UK After Suspension From UNIZIK by obstead200(m): 9:56pm On Oct 31, 2021
richmondefosa:
The initial post didn’t suggest so.
If he stole students funds and was impeached and expelled as you claim, why wasn’t he prosecuted?
because we don't like following issues to a conclusion in Nigeria.
I am in the education system. These days, except an SUG official actually act in a way that leads to a significant uprising, school management generally ignore all their antics. No one feels threatened in the very least.

Trust me, go and research. That guy must have committed to warrant his impeachment and all that
EducationRe: Noble Eyisi Graduates With 1st Class In The UK After Suspension From UNIZIK by obstead200(m): 11:33am On Oct 31, 2021
richmondefosa:
shocked

He was impeached by the students rep council and suspended by the uni.

The same people he was fighting for did not stand by him.

If you are the child of a poor man, mind your business in school because if push comes to shove, the world will move on and you will find yourself in the middle of nothingness. Tend to your books and leave. Even the courts could not grant him justice

The guy got expelled and travelled out. If you get expelled, do you have the funds to travel out?

Sometimes, we need to mind the business that pays us.
forget long story.

Am sure he was impeached and suspended for stealing student funds. He used it to travel abroad and start his life at the expense of others.

We Nigerians know how to paint demons into saints
CrimeRe: Nigerian Pilot Faces 10 Years In Prison For Trafficking Cocaine With A PJ by obstead200(m): 9:54am On Oct 28, 2021
bigpriik:
Did i just hear jubil adamu
no

Na jabachukwu Adindu you hear.
Crime has no tribe oooo. Let's stop the stereotyping
HealthRe: Please Help My Palm Is Strong, It Makes Me Feel Shy When Shaking Hands by obstead200(m): 6:00am On Oct 26, 2021
JayTripz:
Omooooo!!! Nor be only you Sha...I don shake one guy...my palm almost tear...him don do bricklayer work before....as u de find solution now please AVOID!!! pressing breast abeg
the bolded is very important.

And he shud not finger even the willing vaginas, to avoid being charged with assault and battery
HealthRe: Dr. Paul Enenche Working From 20th Floor Of Trump Towers (Pictures) by obstead200(m): 3:58am On Oct 25, 2021
EvenBlogger:
Dr. Paul Enenche of Dunamis International Gospel Centre and his wife. Dr. Becky Enenche are currently in Chicago, United States.

The clerics are in states for a programme by Church of Fire International/

They have been there for three days now.

Sharing a picture of the cleric on Instagram, his wife described him as a man of vision, purpose and focus.

She wrote, "Working from the 20th floor of Trump towers and hotels Chicago. A man of vision and purpose and focus."

Source: https://www.churchloaded.com/about/dr-paul-enenche-pictured-working-from-20th-floor-of-trump-towers-in-chicago/
Nonsense!!!!!
If u see the way I hate all these vain pastors.........
Imagine the stupid woman telling us about vision and mission, when in reality she is simply flaunting the fact that they can afford a suite in trump towers and hotels.

Am so angry at this fuckery
RomanceRe: This Is What I Did To A Young Lady Who Told Me She Was In A Serious Relationship by obstead200(m): 9:21pm On Oct 15, 2021
UselessBuhari:
He doesn't have to spend first. He could have just invited her over promising to do the subbing and even more for her when she comes
the babe may not be so daft to show up
PropertiesRe: My Landlord Broke Into My Apartment When I Travelled by obstead200(m):
Simeony007:
And who do you think the number one suspect will be? do you know that the Landlord never knew that the Tenant will behave that way before destroying his properties? If he plan to kill him after the scene he will even lose more than the land.
suspecthuh??
RomanceRe: This Is What I Did To A Young Lady Who Told Me She Was In A Serious Relationship by obstead200(m):
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RomanceRe: This Is What I Did To A Young Lady Who Told Me She Was In A Serious Relationship by obstead200(m): 6:45pm On Oct 15, 2021
SenecaTheYonger:
You could still fvck this girl if you wanted. You just played it like a child.
he played it the safest way. No need to gamble because u can never tell what stuff that girl is made of. Some girls are ruthless when it comes to scamming men..... especially men they don't love. Some girls can love one man so much that they will be scamming other men for his sake...and those men being scammed will never see their pant.

So when u meet some girls and study their body language, u will realise that.....no need to take chances
PropertiesRe: My Landlord Broke Into My Apartment When I Travelled by obstead200(m):
Simeony007:
Congratulations!!! Bros, You don blow ooo

Just find correct Lawyer grin grin grin

Something of such happened in Lagos here 9 years ago, the tenant rented an half plot, I don't really know how much he pays then for the rent, but he wasn't paying very well. He was owing the landlord a year rent.

He built a restaurant and bar on the land.

One day, Landlord got angry and arranged boys to destroy the man's shop. They destroy the walls without going inside not touching anything. The man told me this himself because I was going to rent part of the the land for my viewing center business that I wanted to open at the area then.

He reported the case to the police and got himself a lawyer because he was educated and an Ebo man. He took pictures for evidence and told the Judge that he left 5 million naira in his bar, his lawyer asked him to say that.

They charged the man to court and he explained what led to his actions but the Judge punished him by asking him to pay 8 million for damages or he can forget the land, and it belongs to the tenant until otherwise.

The man begged his tenant but he refused and got stroke. So, his children went to the man to beg and he asked them to go and bring 3 million and he will drop the case. Till today, the tenant has been using the land as he likes and renting it to other tenants like he owns it. The owner is late now so and the children never see 3m.

This happens at Aguda Ogba Lagos.

Congrats again grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Uber And Bolt Drivers Are Harassing My Girlfriend by obstead200(m): 7:20am On Oct 09, 2021
shortgun:
So I should be the one to pay for him to meet my girlfriend abi. that's why you lots are wallowing in poverty... misplaced priority.


With this your comments I don update men and told my girl to lure him...you fit hear scores for front page... brainless idiot
oga, u are actually more stupid than we thought ooo.
Wait until a community pussy sends u to jail for assault.
RomanceRe: Uber And Bolt Drivers Are Harassing My Girlfriend by obstead200(m): 7:17am On Oct 09, 2021
czarr:
OGA e get how your gf dey carry body, make people get mind dey disturb her, she get ashawoo vibes for body. Decently dressed girl wey no dey make seductive eye contact, no get this kind problem.
exactly. The girlfriend gives them the greenlight and encourages them, either to get material benefits, or just to make him jealous
PoliticsRe: Soldiers Flee As Unknown Gunmen Enforce Sit-At-Home In Enugu, Imo by obstead200(m): 2:49pm On Oct 07, 2021
GenBuhari:
That is why I know they are not serious about achieve it because you and I can see it can never be achieved the way they are going about it. I know they cannot be so stupid not to also know what we know.

But let me make the distinction between IPOB leadership and they followers, it is the leadership that has no interest in achieving Biafra, their ignorant followers of course believe that Nnamdi would lead them to Biafra.
u are 100% correct here
PoliticsRe: Soldiers Flee As Unknown Gunmen Enforce Sit-At-Home In Enugu, Imo by obstead200(m): 2:13am On Oct 07, 2021
GenBuhari:
Its no accident Millions of dollars have been invested in IPOB propaganda in the SE for 6 or more years now. You only need to go to any Newspaper stand in SE to see amount of colourful IPOB newspapers and Magazines on sale next to regular newspaper. A lot of money from high places are behind this fake Biafra agitation, I say fake because anybody with an grain of intelligence can see IPOB have no real intentions of an independent Biafra. Their main aim is terrorism bloodshed and deaths.
actually, they do have a real intention to achieve an independent Biafra...I won't deny that.

But their mode of operation and the way they chose to go about achieving their goal is very wrong and can NEVER SUCCEED.
PoliticsRe: Soldiers Flee As Unknown Gunmen Enforce Sit-At-Home In Enugu, Imo by obstead200(m): 7:31pm On Oct 04, 2021
Omoluabi16:
Its time for Igbo's to speak out and condemn these action. This will snowball into something worse.The signs are there already..if the IPOB has suspended this SAH, is there another splinter group committing these violent acts?
Sadly, this is exactly how bokoharam became what it is today. Splinter groups with gun power making their own rules and enforcing it.....while unsuspecting and ignorant masses cheer them on..........until it is too late to realise the harm being done to them.

I boarded a bike in owerri today, and from the conversation of the bikeman, I was forcibly reminded that my people are in deep shit. This idiots called IPOB and ESN enjoy massive support from the ordinary masses.... especially the poor and the vast lower class
PoliticsRe: Soldiers Flee As Unknown Gunmen Enforce Sit-At-Home In Enugu, Imo by obstead200(m): 7:26pm On Oct 04, 2021
engrfaruq:
I'm quite sure Buhari cannot sleep because of this. They should pity Buhari and stop this please.
even as an Igbo man, I love the irony of what u just said.
My people fail to realise that this sit at home is not affecting the FG in anyway. The only pple suffering are fellow igbos, fellow Biafrans.
It is a pity really. The stupidity is stunning
EducationRe: NDA Dismisses 18 Cadets For Exam Malpractices, Brutality, Indiscipline by obstead200(m): 5:09pm On Sep 26, 2021
Bolaji26:
cry.

I was among.


I didn't cheat or involve in malpractice but i was accused, charged and dismissed.


I am a son of nobody but God knows the best cus he is the only evidence i have.


My offense was that my sister called me that my mom fainted and her left leg and left hand paralyzed.


I asked for permission in school just to go see her since she only have me and her sister but i was denied the permission.


My mind was not at peace knowing the way my younger sister was crying on phone and she has no one to stay with her.


I left without the permission and was close arrest after a week of being abs in sch.

I was charged for awol and was surprised to see the outcome as dismissed.

I have accepted my faith



.
I look forward to seeing myself in a better place again. cry
am really sorry to hear this......but u are guilty of gross indiscipline.

Discipline is very important in the military.....and u failed to observe discipline.
Carry Ur cross
CrimeRe: Russian Forces Paedo Who Abused His Daughter To Dig His Grave Before Killing Him by obstead200(m): 7:48am On Sep 24, 2021
Humanoid01:
Badass father.

I can't imagine how much pain he must be going through right now. I can't justify murder, but the other guy probably deserved that fate.

Now he has given one toxic misandrist on this forum something to feed on.
as if sexually abusing a minor was not a big enough crime, the pervert went ahead to film himself doing it.

How can people be so depraved? He deserves to die joor
CelebritiesRe: Burna Boy: “You Know What, No Album Till Further Notice” by obstead200(m): 7:59am On Sep 19, 2021
seunmohmoh:
If it ain't foreign music, I am not concerned. My Yankee musicians dey drop album steady. No bleeps given.
Ur own worse pass. A confused fellow.
2mrw u will cry loudest about falling naira
BusinessRe: How Patronage By Internet Fraudsters Ruin Businesses by obstead200(m): 9:13am On Sep 16, 2021
pocohantas:
Of course I am older than them and not their spec- thankfully so!

What exactly would I be doing with younglings that wear pencil jeans, graphic tees, earrings and cross-bags. Guys that hop into their ES 330 and start blasting Zlatan and Naira Marley’s music while driving like retards. Guys that give themselves nicknames like Splash-Money and Izu-Wire-Wire. Guys that sleep knowing someone is crying, maybe dead because of their actions. Guys that spend their lives evading and settling law enforcement agencies.

You mean I should be angry that these sets of guys do not find me desirable? I do hope your partner uses protection to knack you. This level of shallowness can easily pass for an STI.
aunty, u are savage walahi

Lolz
EducationRe: How Is FG Policy Affecting Your Children's School Choice? by obstead200(m): 10:24am On Sep 13, 2021
kokanepyramid:
People that are finding it difficult to pay their ward’s school fees in this economy will be the first to advise young men to get married.

Misery really loves company.

I think it’s just out of envy seeing how you are enjoying your life looking fresh. The other day I took leave from work and embarked on vacation out of the country. This married colleague won’t stop yapping about “my being single is why I’m doing all these, that they with kids are planning for September school fees” then ended it with “ you better go and marry and stop wasting time”.
brother, while we enjoy the joys of Parenthood, the responsibility that comes with it no be here ooo.
Abeg enjoy Ur singlehood to the fullest. It is a rare and privileged opportunity. The possibilities for u are boundless
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Interview At A College Of Education by obstead200(m): 3:43pm On Sep 03, 2021
yawehoverall:
Thanks, I got the invite through a friend, so I submitted my CV, took some months before I was called...

Please can you talk more on the primary education aspect, thanks
oga it seem u don't deserve the role u are applying for.
Better save Ur energy
EducationRe: What Is Your Worst Exam Experience? by obstead200(m): 2:27pm On Sep 02, 2021
Goonerman:
Well, I remember one-time my lecturer caught my friend cheating, me too, I was with expo, the idiot told my lecturer that he should check me too. My God pass am, as a wise guy, Dem no see anything for my body.
I know someone like this. A very bad friend
AgricultureRe: Nigerian Farming Genius Breaks Code Of Local Apple Cultivation by obstead200(m): 1:11pm On Aug 29, 2021
SLOVFO:
I thought I would see some pictures of the apple trees growing in Nigeria?
I tire oooo
All this grammar, yet no single picture
RomanceRe: Babes Who Date Yahoo Boys How Do You Feel by obstead200(m): 8:34pm On Aug 14, 2021
Chuky7:
Like the topic states how do you feel

Am only asking to see from the female perspective. I have female friends and the reaction am getting is mixed. some of them know some don't. those who know some are okay as far as say you can get her the latest some dont just care like wetin concern me na me do the fraud kind of attitude. I only know a few who were very critical of that kind of work.

So please share your views what's your state of mind dating or marrying one of them.
Girls who are shallow enough to date yahoo boys do not have time to read stories on Nairaland. Infact they don't read anything at all written in words. They only watch Pics, post videos and write small meaningless nonsense to caption their posts.

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