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U guys dont even seem to catch the gist.

Dem born the girl with NEPA light. there is no light in her house: and so what? so she cannot sleep without light eeehn? if this my guy marry her, then he should get ready to be divorsed once PHCN come cut the light as usual.

what rubbish.

By the way, girls are very good psycologists. Some NLanders are saying that my guy should be happy cos he was told the truth, total nonsense! She told him the truth so that he will not feel suspicious if he overhears a male voice in the background during the phone conversation. shekinah!

I wonder oo, if it was intimacy they trully want, then they should be man enuf to say it, if am game i will do and if otherwise we'll take a walk

but the bastards just cant stop being what they r

SOBs

Just one question; will u ever be game if u know his intention? just talk true.

Only one question for the poster.
how did u find out she is a call girl? The fact that a girl had a fling one lonely night with a stranger, or the fact that a girl collected payment (maybe to solve a pressing need) to sleep with a stranger  does not make her a call girl. Your freind spent a nite with her in zamfara where she was probably doing her youth service and was either broke or lonely.


Now to answer the question.
yes I would marry her. provided I have known her for at least six mnths. and provided i am very sure she has been pure all that while and the child is most likely mine.

I think it all Depends on , u know

If you have eaten the better part of the suya between her legs, then I think u are in a position to do a very hard bargain and get the balance of the suya for next to nothing. The same goes for if u have already loaded ur operating system into the computer.

but on the other hand, if she has clamped her legs shut and insisted that you must pay before u taste, or u must buy the computer before u upload anything, then I'm sorry for u. Ur curiousity as to how the thing go taste can make u pay with a human head, if need be.

My only prayer for u is that ur merchandise be worth the price u paid. U know, some vehicles were simply refurbished even when the engines are long dead.

I once dated a girl who speaks horrrible english. she practically murders the language with every sentence. She is a university undergraduate.

Her sin would have been pardonable, but she never agrees she is wrong.
The stupidity became so unbearable that I eventually dumped her. (not for that reason alone though)

@ poster,
Just cope with it. provided she is willing to learn, teach her patiently.
In fact I guarantee you will get a kick out of correcting her constantly (sometimes with small yabbings) until she is perfect.

arrange some guys to cut off his kini

that way, he wud never need sex.

I bought a fairly used nokia N97 phone for N55,000. ( although I feel I was cheated, the price should have been less than that.)

GBAM!!

If the S' East is that rich, why are the easterners AND northerners trooping en mass to the S'west in millions everyday? The S west Nigeria is the now the melting point of the fortune seekers from across West Africa. This dilute as a matter of logic, the existing wealth and social infrastructure there!

How many Yoruba people are in the East as compared to the Easterners in the west, And they never want to go back home!!

I wish to assume that this report was made taken into full consideration, not demographic distribution of the population, but ethnic distribution. by this , i mean that south-easterners, no matter where they are located, were fuuly taken into consideration in arriving at the above conclusion. this renders the above arguement therefore invalid.

by the way, i agree with the fact that most of the wealth of easterners, (in particular real estate)n are not located in there homeland.

nokia is still d best. The n97 is the best work of gsm technology to be made.

It's nokia for life.
There N97 is d best piece of gsm technolgy I'v ever seen/handled. It has no equal. I'm presently sending this post from one. It's just like a laptop. Only better

try I Ni Edo

One thing that girls dont understand. There is an invisible but very accurate metre reading in their cunt.

lecturing is definitely the best choice as far job security is concerned

It depends on many factors- especially if u are an average individual with limited contacts.

but as far as I'm concerned, the most important factor is the product you are selling, and your brand name.
If you work in firstbank, GTB, zenith e.t.c, I dont think u will have a herculean task in meeting a good percentage of that target, provided u are focused and knew how to sell convince your customers (not that they will need much persuasion anyway)

But if u are in any of the troubled banks, or any bank whose brand is not known, or banks which do not command customers loyalty, then u definitely have ur work cut out for you. you will need either or a combination of the following, to meet that target;

top connection
good lying ability
pussy power
pure luck
divine intervention.


take ur pick.

frankly, I dont think that land belongs to anyone in OBJs family.
If it does, OBJ wont be acting this way. he is a lion, anyday.

Alternatively, it is possible that thia is a pure case of collaboration between OBJ and the natives. they may have found a higher bidder for the property.

Anyway, all that is beside the point.
I feel it is the height of moral decay, corruption and injustice to evict occupants from a premises and deny him the opportunity to take his goods, unless he pays.

what is even more annoying is the fact that the police does not see anything wrong in enforcing such eviction without a court order to back them.
The idiots that call themselves policemen no longer see themselves as officers of the law. they now see themselves as touts/terrorist for hire. they now see themselves as being the only ones who must be above the law.



I weep for Nigeria.

Now, Iam no longer proud, in any way, to be called a nigerian. If not that I fully believe that God's ways are beyond imagination, but PERFECT, I would have cursed the day I was created a NIgerian!!


Baba God, I submit myself to ur infinite wisdom and guidance. pls deliver us from this Torment called Naija.

I really think the poster is abusing our intelligence. I dont know for sure what he is trying to do but am pretty sure it is not right.

he is either outrightly lying very intelligently  or he is trying to create an awareness for some stupid cause to bring him personal gain.

I wont be suprised if he tells us to come to alaba mkt or 51 upper iweka onitsha to grap a copy of his film.

For all I care, he should go to hell with his story! afterall am not planning to travel out as an illegal immigrant.

all u guys attacking the is poster are sick. I believe this post is meant to make us see something good about ourselves, it is meant to give us hope and reassure us that we are not entirely failures in this country

Now that is the type of spirit it takes to get to the top. The ability to find strength from within rather than look to others for help.

while I dont completely agree with the posters views, I dont, however have the heart to oppose the post. I might just be killing some1 opportunity to feel good about himself. to lift himself up from the dust and keep on struggling to get to the top.

There is one thing though which I know nigerians have; A burning and unquenchable ambition to better there circumstances. They can do anything= even the seemingly impossible.

I think it sits well on tall guys who aren't skinny. I mean guys who are well muscled.
as for me, I dont like dem cos they make me feel hot and uncomfortable. Also, when u are about to take some action, precious moments could be lost in getting them off. The lady fit change im mind.

I prefer the fitted ones (boot cut style) They are just perfect for slim guys like me.

@ olorogun,

thanks, bro for ur offer of help. unfortunately, I'm not in lagos. but now I know that a repair is possible, I will seek for some1 in my location (owerri) who can do it. I may have to take it down to PH.

I have a question.
The models without memory card slot, do they have a slot for USB cable?

Dear NL,

I drive a honda CRV jeep 2000 model. recently, I made the mistake of driving from Onitsha to owerri with no Oil in the back aixle. Since then, I constantly hear a clanging noise from the aixle (much like an aixle skipping) when ever I try to reverse the Car.

I'll like to know if an aixle can be repaired or whether I should just seek to buy a new aixle.

I love the crv jeep. it's a great car in almost all aspects.

Guy,

if u really love ur wife, then take her back.

personaly, I wont worry about the lady if I were u. Afterall, I'm sure neither of u were virgins b/4 u met. so what the hell!      

I think I would worry more about having to raise another man's baby.  

You guys will have to make a decision concerning the baby.  I mean you really have to think carefully in making that decision. consider all possible scenarios to ensure that u do not lose out in the future.

I am so furious, I wish I was wealthy enough to pay her legal bills and a lot of other "marketing" bank workers.

The banking leaders are foolish idiots thinking postitution is banking and the useless, quack journalists have never seen the sense to ask them questions on this during interviews. The buffoons just shower them with praise as "mega-bankers".

I HATE MORONS.

please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! spare me!

The bank is not wrong in any way. They have a job for her: bring deposit. she accepted on one condition: [b]pay my salary.[/b]it is a contract. If she does not fulfill her end of the contract, then who is she to blame any one. Why can she not quietly resign and look for another Job or a business?

personally, I cannot do a bank marketing Job. If I find myself there, I either try to make it work, or I resign peacefully. I cannot blame the bank if they kick me out; it is because I did not fulfil my part of the contract.

Nigeria as a whole is a struggle for survival. businesses struggle to survive. they do everything imaginable, and even somethings unimaginable to survive.
We dont have to single out the banking sector as the only culprit!

I think there really isnt any basis for comparison. they serve different purposes.

On NL u get to air your views, learn pple's view, see the issue from all possible perspectives  (b'cos all pretexts are droped since no one knows ur face).

On FB, u get to hook up with old pals, make new freinds, and generally make yourself look good to the world.

In a way, i greatly admire these yahoo guys. they have shown themselves to be individuals of great imagination and innovativeness. _{even though the only use it in evil ways.}

brother,
kindly help me with this VIN
JHLRD1867XC028321

ONE LOVE

hi viperman,
I have previously spoken to you on the phone and I offered N1.050m. My offer still stands. you also promised to post the VIN of this vehicle on this thread, i never see am oo!

why are thou selling?

[size12pt] very good question![/size]

if this car jam u, the thorns on the bonnet will ensure that u have no chance of survival.
personally, I wudnt wish my worst enemy to be hit by this car. the death will be so dishonorable. even dogs deserve to be crushed by better cars than this.

bros'
i dont know what u are talking about.
all over the world, girls flock over handsome guys like flies flock a pack of shit. Even the not too hansome guys and the outright ugly ones _{like me} get their fair share of stunningly pretty gals. if you cant catch your fishes, then one of the below will be the reason.
1. u are hideously ugly but yet you dont know it ( u still believe u are desmond elliot)
2. U are so broke dat you cant afford to buy a girl a bottle of malt. (or you are horribly stingy)
3. u have the manners and breath of a gorrila

No offence meant.