₦airaland Forum

ThugCheetah:
My god Nigerian YouTubers are incredible omg.

Akwamkpuruamu:
God delivered me from this rank, four years ago, else na commander in chief Bachelor I for be.


In naija 21-26 shouldn't be seen as a Bachelor

turmacs:
18-20 - Lord deliver me from sapa
21-23 - Bachelor
24-26 - Lieutenant Bachelor
27-29 - Brigadier Bachelor
30-32 - Bachelor General
33-35 - Bachelor Marshall
36-38 - Commander in Chief of the Bachelor Forces 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
39-41 - Lord deliver me from eternal confusion

pansophist:
Everything you said should be true, but not every truth should be said.

All this guy did was announce to the world that he is a looser. Yes people will clap for you for been a virgin man, but humans are more primordial in thought than civilised.

What people would see is a low value man that cannot score, hence, skillfully leveraging his lack of women as a virtue. It's like an aboki that hawks kolanut with shorts and singlets comparing himself with Zuckerberg because he jog with shorts and singlet.

Men and women are different. Women may score moral and value point for being a virgin, but as a man, even if you are a virgin (which is good by the way), just shut up. You don't have to say it. Celebrate yourself in private and move on.

God1000:
This is just too bad, it seems IPOB is hell-bent on destabilising southeast



I feel very bad reading this, this baseless and unfounded accusation is even coming from my own brother.

Well, I am a man of integrity and I don't support evil in any form.

DevilsEqual:
I despise fellow Africans who seek sympathy from the same whites they accuse of racial descremination. In vincius case, tens of other black communities started sending solidarity messages as if the world was against them....Victim Mentality is for losers


I know that not all Igbos think like this, but if after many years of living in SW, relating and mingling with the Yorubas, you still actually feel they could characteristically oppress you or bully you just cause you're not one of them, then, you're the worst among all humans in the world. Your reasoning sucks and you're a born loser.


This man is a hypocrite, just like thousands of deluded ones who thinks like him

chatinent:
I think we are uncreative as a people to an extent. Not the majority but a significant minority. Whenever a trend comes to the limelight, everyone will begin to do it. That was how Mark Angel began using Emanuella for his skits and before you knew it, the whole streets turned to be skit makers...some even started using little kids too... I mean, following the same pattern!

My neighbor was hopping mad on this trend. He became the new comedian yet to be known carrying his ring-lights upandan. I am not a discouraging fellow...in fact, even in nonsense, I'll still encourage you. I believe sth good can come out of anything.

He misdeemed it for being his big fan and asked me to share his clips on all my platforms, even though I don't even do that with my own personal videos. It was like he was barking up the wrong tree and got his feathers ruffled when I didn't comply.

Alright, alright, chief, I made up my mind to check out the video and share it. In fact, I shared the video and decided to watch it on my profile wall. Could you believe this guy made a video where he used Gulder Lager beer and swallowed it with fufu? Like repeatedly like trying so hard to be funny?Damn. Wtf! Even idiot no go laugh at this naw! I don already post the video..na speed I go delete am. What nonsense! You wan puncture my reputation?

Some of you emulate these skit makers who you feel became rich with skits! Lol. None of them popular you know today became rich with skit making! I mean none. Some just needed the skit-making for coverups. You need to stop also believing everything you see online. Be you, everyone else is taken.

Same with this Guinness Record thingy. Everyone now wants to break an existing record since Hilda did it with the kitchen.

Even if you feel like copying sb or that person is your role model, do sth different. For example, Mark Angel was copying some online jokes but did it his way. You can copy your role model and do sth new! Why discover when you can invent?!


It's just like those niccurs saying we should join their forum they created exactly like Nairaland. Why'd anyone want to dump Nairaland for a duplicate? You'll always be a second opinion naw!

If you no know wetin be your talent, watch Brits Got Talent naw. You fit see wetin apply to you.



Back to the matter...

Computer science wey dem dey teach for Nigeria and graduate no even sabi how to close html tags. Una dey teach only "computer" leave the "science." Na theory you wan teach for 6.25 days?


Btw, whose pikin he go dey teach for that long?

manee2:
I really can't give the best advice to my 24-year-old sister struggling with the frustrations of a married professor in his late 40s who wants to have a sexual affair with her.

The lecturer handles two different courses, each having a three-credit load and she is afraid of being failed for not complying with his sexual advances.

Having given many excuses for not meeting up for a date and refusing his gifts, tonight I found her crying after talking to him over the phone and it seems he is upset about the whole situation.

Voice22:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0vgC6MICAs

Crying is permitted — Lecturer tells students sitting for their examination.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CrjdwPCL-XO/?igshid=ZWU2MTYxZTY=

davillian:
It takes Gods grace and luck...
I've handled couple of projects for my cus outside Nigeria but he gave me penny..
He brought another job I rejected forming busy he gave his sis that one sucked him dry.
He brought another one and I told him find out how much other people can do it for him and minus 40% and pay me 60% that I would do the job and he ran till today.
Sometimes those people there like to use people for free....

Megabig:
My dear they don’t have straightforward law there oh, he probably used her money to fend for his own family.

Sell the skeleton, take the money and cut everyone off. Heartless mfkers

Newton2024:
Poorly trained policemen. They only show their strength at the sight of hapless and helpless citizens.

ThiefnubuBandit:
I for don build house. Na yansh cause am.

I for don buy car, ikebe na you cause am o,

I for don start business, ukwu na you cause am o,

I for don travel abroad, bombom na you do am o,

I for don settle myself, big bakassi na you change am o,

Kemi, Sade, Amarachi, Rukevwe, Faith and Maureen, una big bottom confuse, reconfuse and manipulated my destiny.

LegendHero:
Source: https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/589365-just-in-peter-obi-files-petition-against-tinubus-victory-seeks-five-prayers.html

inoki247:
Fool when he was complaining that it will lead to anarchy and interim Govt una accuse him say na bkuz of him loot the thing is now happening una still dey accuse him of sponsoring the anarchy....


You people are just confused and don't mind using people life to play politics....

faceland:
omo, they have collected school fees, they don't give a foooq any more.

YorubaNiBaba:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Op_CuRHS31Y

APC Presidential Candidate Asiwaju Bola Tinubu waves at supporters as his convoy leaves the Government House for Sanni Abacha Stadium, the venue of the mega rally in Kano State.

Jeweltz:
Those of you asking what am I bringing. I give him peace of mind and be his support

Lade18:
She actually like me. She's just not sure of how committed I am yet. Which I have tried to show her. But she's not convinced

Lade18:
Recently met this single lady of one. Been the one footing her bills and sending her daughter (5yrs old) to school. She told me She wouldn't let us have sex until she sees I'm committed and reality love her. Although, that's not the reason I'm talking care of her daughter, I just naturally love to spend for people I care about. Just recently, she's wanting to know how much I give my mom and why I'm the one sending her money when she has a shop and making her money.

Yesterday, she told me I don't love her enough. That, if I can open a shop for my mom , then I can do more for her. But I wasn't the one that opened the shop for her, I just supported her.

Now, we had sex for the first time last month and has been denying me sex since then. Yesterday, she came around and I initiated sex, she denied. She told me if we're ever gonna be together, I should learn how to be a man. In her world, being a man involve me cooking, laundry, take her out, and clean. I told her that's cool. But I don't know what a woman will be doing in a House if she's not working while I'm the one footing her bills. If I ask her this, she would get angry.

My fellow men, why are the requirements for sex getting on the increase these Days? Is that they way it's supposed to be?

WibusJaga:
.

Wonder the offence that would justify wiping off an entire family.

The level of wickedness in this country keeps increasing as if there is competition & prize for the highest level of wickedness.

CoronaVirusRelo:
Fvck!

People are heartless!


And some people will still tell me God created all of us, which is outrightly false.

The devil was also mass producing his own kind right about the time God was creating his.

You cannot tell me God created all!

How can someone be so heartless and mean!

Greattestman:
I'm my mother's only child and the properties he gave me and my mother before he died all belongs to me since she's getting married or at least will die some days too.

Greattestman:
My mother has been threatening to commit suicide if I won't leave the house for her and her husband to be (my step-father to be). She gave me ultimatum of some days so I decided to call my uncle in the US and told him what was happening, he advised me to leave and get another house and he promised to pay my rent.

Two days ago he sent me 300, 000 Naira and I paid my rent 50, 000. I packed in today but my mother doesn't know my house and I'm planning to cut my mother off my life.

I seriously miss my father.

culf:
No plan on ground to pay the fee before? Try explaining things to her to see reasons with you. please no plenty argument so She don't make the place uncomfortable for you and your baby.
120 is too much, would have asked you to maybe lend her part but was the possibility of paying back.

lwisee:
Is there a way we can reject this, the N5000 we've been paying before is like a free money, nobody goes back to claim it even if you him someone's car.
We don't have a working system
We got no one to run too

Can we take them to court?

Falana that I thought is on the side of the masses doesn't care anymore.

Not pleased with this news.

Comrades brace up, 2023 might come with tougher challenges and our government isn't helping matters.

hedonido:
Don't be funny. They certainly wouldn't pay higher dividends to shareholders because the so-called premium got tripled. The increment is to be enjoyed by the owners, managers, industry influence peddlers, and regulators.

PHIPEX:
This is ridiculous, third part insurance that's a free money to the insurance companies. Am yet to see anyone that made a claim on 3rd party insurance.

Many of these insurance companies are surviving because of this free money, they can't justify this increase.

Capernum:
You're already going down ogbeni. No sane person likes your style. And most stars don't stay on the top for 10 years. Do you think anyone is rushing to download your songs?

Laple0541:
Really??

That is how ingrates behave, without Olamide in that piece of crap you called Zazu over 90% of the people that listened to it wouldn't have.

moneyissweet:
Sugar mummy

If no, then DNA needed

Blood irritates, I can't even hold my sister this way

Asgard73:
Ndia nweru mind..

How much Dey pay nwafor for this ?

Ohaneze need humans that can get to Ekpa .. Instead of filing suits and petitions

Just put a bounty on his head ..

Umu igbo will cure his craze in 15’