₦airaland Forum

ClipHog:
what deregatory about Agege bread fella? when did you add am

Jesus resurrected.......he did not swell up like agege bread.
Swelling up due to the presence of yeast can hardly be Akin to resurrecting from the dead.

Hence using that anology can be perceived as an attempt to downplay, satirise and ridicule the resurrection doctrine.

That cannot be acceptable.

oikirodah:
2023: A Look At The APC's 7,800 Delegates And Tinubu's Unanimous Support By Osigwe Omo-Ikirodah


https://ireporteronline.com.ng/blog/2023-a-look-at-the-apcs-7800-delegates-and-tinubus-unanimous-support-by-osigwe-omo-ikirodah/

do not bet on those northern states. They hold a lot of surprises that will make tinubu cry.
Just bear in mind that the northern oligarchy hates tinubu

Oluwapresley:
Na this news carry me come Nairaland.

Let me now calm down and read.

Modified:
Now I have read. It might be distasteful to some quite alright. But APCON should pumpi jare. It's not as bad as how I had expected it to be before reading. It's more or less a situation of a missed attempt at being funny rather than it being blasphemous.

I am not a deeply religious person.

But this is definitely blasphemy and an insensitive derogation of the very foundation of the Christian faith. Islam would have spilled blood for this

Sergio104:
At the detriment of the businessmen/women.

They have cried enough. it's time to hear thier voice.

If the sit-at-home is meant for MNK court days only.....it would been better and of more respect.

This every Monday one is a hell of bullshit.

Death to all miscreants out to add to our entropy!!!!!

I agree with you. What is the point of sitting at home on Monday and then going to work every other day? It makes mockery of the whole thing.

Me thinks this sit at home is being enforced by miscreants trying desperately to show power as a way to prove their relevance.and get invited for negotiation...... especially with the elections approaching. It has nothing to do with trying to secure the release of MNK

Ayo8:
Medicine after death… RCCG pastors remain goats!
This is not the first time he will come open to trash talk people… he once trashed talk poor RCCG members for running to the church for help; forgetting that the same brain washed members are are the source of their rising funds.

seriously??
He did this?

The church need to bench him for like 5years.......just to teach him a good lesson

ogoloray:
This old cargo is doing low-key marketing...

Women will never sieze to amaze me, wether 10 years old, or 60 years old, they are all the same!

I believe u joor.
She is trying to draw attention to her yansh.

kingot:
(shey nah dat body i dy see for pics abi e get anoda 1) lol
aunty ur backside go make me put more effort in my heavenly race

Lolz

Philip94:
I work in a private fim and I'm okay in my own little way. I am the one providing the essentials at home coz wifey gat no job 4 now.

the problem is simple.
You no get money!
Ur wife married for money but she does not like what she is seeing. Am sure she is very pretty and has a man somewhere who she wants.
My advice, separate from her before she gives u poison. Just leave the house with Ur properties and rent elsewhere. Tell her to inform u when she wants to remarry so that u can come claim your child

NwaAmaikpe:




I don't see the need for wanting to set boundaries with him; he is just concerned about your obsession with your car's neatness.

I know your type. I once had a tenant who'd wash his car at 5am, sometimes very late at night and even under the scorching sun.
It is obviously queer.

I think you should ignore him but if you really want to address it, next time he askes why you always wash your car,

Tell him that ever since you fvcked his wife inside the car, you've had to wash it daily to get rid of the smell of her kpekus from it.

This should either help you out or put you in more trouble.

I like u bro.
Always

POSmecrhant:
I have this new neighbor that packed in last three months, that talk to people anyhow. But he feels it's a normal conversation.

Over the weekend I was cleaning my house and my car, only for him to tell me I clean my car too much. And was saying other nasty things and was laughing thinking is a normal thing.

There's no single day that i will wash my car that this guy will not say this to me, how I valued my car more than my life.

Normally, this guy can not look me with straight face and be telling me this kind of nonsense if I didn't create this kind of familiarity with him in the first place.

How can i avoid this guy in a matured manner so that he won't even decode I'm avoiding him?

u are too sensitive. Just chill
It is plain banter. But if u can live with urself after it, just go and tell him u don't appreciate the banter.

allwell51:
Davido takes delivery of his Lamborghini

He bought the luxury car for himself as Christmas present last December.

https://www.instagram.com/tv/CbR_hQJgeI3/?utm_medium=copy_link

Watch video here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rtoqu0Y7m5Y

I don talk am before. If I were the controller of customs, I will make sure Davido paid 300% custom duty on that car....else I will confiscate it and auction it.

MrCover:
Singer Davido has taken to his Twitter handle to ask Nigerians to pray for Nigeria.

While lamenting about the huge amount he paid to clear his Lamborghini, Davido wrote;



https://mobile.twitter.com/davido/status/1503897929714737153 no

Davido bought the luxury ride as a Christmas present for himself last December.

@ Davido, who cares
Trust me, if I were in charge of customs, u will pay 300% of the cost price to clear that unneccesary piece of luxury u chose to spend Ur money on

ogbiwa:
A Navy SEAL who killed Osama Bin Laden says there's no way the US could do to Putin what he did to Bin Laden as he mocks his country's response to Russia's invasion.

Rob O'Neill, from Montana, was a part of the SEAL Team Six that took out the 9/11 organiser in Abbottabad in 2010.

He has completed 400 combat missions over 16 years and believes that Vladimir Putin has "lost his marbles" by launching the full-scale invasion against Ukraine.

But he has also been taken aback by his country's reaction and says America has responded to the deadly attack with weakness.

The veteran, who was decorated 52 times, slammed President Biden's administration after they cancelled a nuclear missile test last weekend while Russian troops attacked innocent citizens.

O'Neill believes the Pentagon is more worried about their climate change agenda instead of trying to put a stop to Putin, reports Daily Mail.

He said: "You don't defeat a crazy man with nuclear weapons, with weakness. It's like trying to stop a schoolyard bully by appeasing him, it's nonsense.

"When I was in the service, the main concern was whether you could perform the task at hand.

"Now they (the Pentagon) are wasting time and resources making warships green.

"The unfortunate truth is Russia and China are laughing at us when we talk about climate change in the military."

O'Neill confessed that he didn't believe Russia would invade Ukraine because he "made the mistake of trying to make sense of an insane man’s decision."

He thought Putin planned to manipulate the West into paying out extra money on defences by stationing hundreds of thousands of soldiers on the border but didn't believe they would send anyone in.

The veteran fears that the Russian leader will move to heavy, long-range artillery after watching the Ukrainian resistance take down helicopters and jets.

He hopes Russia will reach a point where their troops are "getting their butts kicked so badly" that the West and Ukraine will discuss a deal with Moscow as a way out.

"Most people in the world can agree. There's one person that can stop this. All he needs to do is stop it," O'Neil added.

He says he has found it unsettling to see footage of Russian helicopters getting attacked and being shared across social media.

"There are Russians on those planes and I've had friends dying in helicopter crashes, and there's nothing cool about it.

"Most of the soldiers don’t want to be there. It’s all because one guy in the Kremlin has lost his mind."

O'Neill claims that most Americans are getting their ideas of war from TV and social media.

"We'd have to know where he is and hit him with an airstrike. You would have to figure out how we get into Russia, how they don't see us and what we do when we land," he added.

"Leave your video game tactics at home, because they don't work."

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/navy-seal-who-killed-bin-26454619

war don damage that guy head. He is not thinking straight anymore. He thinks Russia is Afghanistan. Let US do any how and watch the whole world collect big time. We are talking about massive nuclear weapons on both sides.

US would rather let Ukraine fall than risk a nuclear warfare that will end badly for the entire Europe and North America

mployer:
So why are they afraid of Ukraine joining NATO, when the chief NATO country is their neighbour?

ok.
First of all, that is the north pole, highly uninhabitable and fucking cold.

SportsHD:
Manchi had to remove glasses like wtf am I seeing here . He had to call the other guy like; how far, see this bill o, how we go run am while the girl was just dancing away.

It could also be that they're not even together. Maybe the girls camera just captured the man in the moment.

don't worry.
The babe will pay him back that night.

Parachoko:
It seems Buni scammed Umahi

Umahi didn't calculate well

He should have stayed in the PDP and fight for the ticket.

The Ibo man that can fight for the ticket and have a legitimate claim to fight for it in the APC is Onu and Okorocha, but Okorocha messed up his chance.

because of atiku, he stood zero chance to win the presidential ticket with the PDP.

PDP realised that they need to take a cue from APC when zoning the presidential ticket. So whoever wins it will depend primarily on the outcome of the APC primaries. PDP might delay their own convention until APC concludes theirs

AleAirHub:
Lagos nawa ooo

I remember ordering a plate of Chinese spaghetti with pork meat and I was a bill NGN10,950 @Yaba, 5yrs ago... Omo since then I must see your food menu with the price list written with the pen of life, if not na japa things.

I will never forget the day I was billed 4500 for a miserable piece of toasted bread and tea at Nnamdi Azikiwe airport abuja. And I ordered 2 plates for my babe and I. I just respect myself unto packaging levels and paid the bill. But the thing pain me die sha

YinkaOlusesi16:
they dont spend money in heaven, money is only meant to be spent on earth, and the tithe u gave in church is what they use to pay the pastors food allowance & also use to beautify the church of GOD, let ur understanding be clear.

food allowance indeed. Private jets and luxury holidays are also food allowance abi?

Maxymilliano:
You will never hear them.hammered on his Solomon got 300 wives and 700 concubines but this is the only portion Christian are meant to believe in the old testaments, the rest are abolished, nailed to the cross, mosaic and not fit for human compliance,

God bless u bro

alizma:
You see why this country is in a mess, a credit officer who doesn't know what his duties are has just been employed.

over Sabi.
I think he knows his duties. He just want to be sure of what the experience would be like. A smart move btw....

bytemeister:
I really am curious to see how exactly it is you look. Bet I still would be highly disappointed if I have my hopes down.

pure unadulterated vawulence my guy
This one na knock out

Albertone:
Many federal Universities are short staffed!
Low lecturer to student ratio.

but it is never so bad as to warrant this kind of crowd under one lecturer.

I teach in a federal institution so I shud know better.

Moreover, just ask those "short-staffed" departments to submit a request for additional staff, they will tell u they have enough.

donkarmal:
And hire more lecturers, obviously most public universities are short-staffed.

wrong too.
Many of them actually have enough staff.
Just that a few greedy lecturers colonise all the courses for selfish gain.

Just Ban the sale of any kind of textbook and introduce controls to discourage sorting(e.g third party review of marked scripts) then watch all those professors run away from teaching large classes

Albertone:
1.They can build more lecture theaters with a larger capacity.
2.They can reduce student intake.

U are wrong. The professors and chief lecturers can simply stop colonising all the courses....(just to sell textbooks and collect sorting)....... They should split the class up into smaller units to be taught by younger lecturers and simply play supervisory roles.

In my school, large classes are split up...even if it is same course and different lecturers assigned to teach them.

Dialpad:
This can only happen when the guy is broke... when you are loaded she will be the one singing proposal to you on a daily basis.

Lesson 101... work hard so a woman will not embarrass you at any point.

why would u even propose to a woman u have not sounded out in very many coded forms to be sure she will agree before u try it in public?

If a girl would accept Ur proposal, u would know long before u pop the question

ManIzHot:


Does the owner of the club have deep pocket??

If yes...

(1) Arrange for an intermediate music star and another big name in Nigeria music industry....with hypeman

(2) Let them have a show, with a well scripted drama....to create controversial face off between the two stars... "Probably a scene like..who is to perform last or not" (def you gonna pay them handsomely for this)

(3) Get like 10 efficient bloggers to escalate it

(4) During that same day, make sure you arrange like in house 10 men, with in house 20 ladies, let your boss give them 1Millon naira each to spray those girls (All money sprayed most be accounted for and return back to your boss!!!!)

(5) Let all activities be put into records by the bloggers...

most practical advice so far.

TobiAbuja:
https://www.saltwire.com/cape-breton/news/world/danish-frigate-releases-suspect-gulf-of-guinea-pirates-in-dinghy-100677865/

More on the fight between Danish navy and Nigerian pirates last November, and subsequent capture, here:

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2021/11/25/danish-patrol-kills-four-pirates-in-gulf-of-guinea-says-navy

hmmm

International politics sef...

Dailyparrot:
We have been suspicious of my brother's lifestyle for many years now and recently, his wife is reiterating our suspicion.

We are suspecting my brother of either being possessed, or someone did some juju on him or he belongs to a secret cult based on these two behaviors.

1. He does not like rendering help to his immediate family members but extremely generous outside.

2. He can sleep with anything that has vagina including old, young, fat, slim, beautiful, ugly, single and married women.

My parents gave birth to many children but unfortunately my dad died very early leaving my mother to take care of the responsibilities of the family.

This made my elder brothers to leave home on time to learn trade. Luck smiled on my elder brother and he made money very early. Less than 2 years after he did his freedom, he got his first car and started building his duplex immediately.

Since that time till date, he has only become richer and richer and richer.

We never received any financial assistance from extended family members because their thoughts is that my brother is well to do so we don't need help but the reality is different.

As rich as my brother became, we continued the petty family business that was very stressful until all of us left home to either university or marriage before my mother stopped the business because it is not what she can do alone.

My brother never cared for my mother. That's the one that pains me the most whenever I remember the incident of the past and how my mother died in the local village hospital while my brother was at home drinking and entertaining visitors.

My brother would come home for Christmas and pay 6 months electricity bill for every one in our community while giving my mom 15k. He never wants anything to do with us. For him to give you money, you really need to explain what you need the money for and that doesn't mean you are getting it immediately.

My secondary school classmates thought I came from a very wretched home not knowing that I have a brother that is extremely financially buoyant.

The number of people my brother brought from our village to Lagos to set up are more than 10 that we know. These people ended up bringing their siblings to town and establishing them as well. That is to say that my brother has lifted a lot of families out of poverty but never his family members.

One of my brother was having difficulty in his business and the best that my brother could do was to ask him to park his belongings to go and stay in the village with his wife and children. If not for my intervention that I used 1.9 million to set up a business for him to be repaying me monthly as he sells. This is an amount my brother will never ever give any of us for any reason whatsoever. He would rather gift you 100k to put in your business and go about telling people how he has helped you but you have refused to grow the business. Please, what can 100k really do for a business man?

In fact, I can't type all that we have experienced with my brother who's supposed to be our source of upliftment.

For those that will say I should go and work and entitlement mentality thing, all I typed here happened in the past when we were still dependent. None of us demands money from him anymore as we're all independent financially now.

But recent happenings brought back those memories. My brother and his wife.

We thought that his wife and children would enjoy his money since they are entitled to it but we were wrong.

My brother has several duplexes in my home state and in Lagos yet he lives in a rented two bedroom apartment. In that two bedroom apartment, his children and house boys (boy boy) share the same room and this is not the well developed part of Lagos oo but it's closer to his market.

My brother can afford to buy land in the place that they live and build standard 3 storey building and give his children a good sense of his wealth but he will never do it.

When the wife asks him for money for hair, he will give her 5k. If she sees a hair that she likes that sells for 50k. My brother will bring out calculator and divide 50k by 500 and tell the wife that that money is enough for him to cut his hair for the next 10 years.

The children don't dress well like people whose father is super rich. He got an SUV that the wife drives which made people think that the wife is enjoying but inside that woman in the SUV is an unhappy woman that wishes she can turn back the hands of time so she could marry someone else.

Sadly, the wife can't even complain to us because she took advantage of the way her husband was treating us to treat us badly when she got married to my brother and considering the fact that my brother was the supposed bread winner. Well, we can't be dependent for life.

Now, the cock has come home to roost. She's enjoying the husband "as is".

i feel u might be exagerating things.

lets start by asking:
who trained u in university?
or if u are in business, who set u up with finances?

you are just not happy that u dont get so much from your brother as u expect. it makes u to judge him unfairly.


well sha..... i might be wrong

NoSentiment:
Mr Reno, opposition is not madness. If you are so patriotic why don't you come back home and do the opposition politics here? Which economic prosperity was there in Nigeria when u people held sway?

thank you brother.

I am not a fan of Buhari. But I must admit that Reno is the stupid one here. Buhari response was quite rational and it is the simplest way to put the proposed solution. Very correct too.

Infact, Reno omokri is an idiot

MomentMan:
How did she got your number to call that she lost her phone?

very important question oooo.
She couldn't have crammed Ur number just like that ooo.
These girls are heartless

Ocholu:
Let me be real with you OP;

Na person wey go hurry buy her phone now, go begin de shift her pants. Don't come and open another thread soliciting for help if you fail to do the needful.

PS: Avoid redpillers here; they're bitter because ladies always reject them.

my dear brother, u could be very wrong ooo.
Most ladies are heartless in such matters

If I were unmarried, I can spend small small chicken change cash on a lady I am toasting....just to water the ground and improve my chances. But it must be money wey no go too pain me if she turn me down.
The day will NEVER come when I will make a major spending (money wey I go feel the pain...... wey go touch me for body) on top a babe wey I never begin dey Knack.......... except that lady is my mum, my sisters or my relatives.

If a girl does not accept u when she is not in need, she is unlikely to accept u just because u solved her need.

Be wise oooo