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If I was the president, I would have ordered the the IG to deploy "Otumokpor", sorry! "Otonov" to all Nigerian police formation in the North to aid their escape from all directions when Boko Haram strikes. Before that, adequate training will be given to the police drivers so that they will not drive from all angles at the same time lest they disintegrate the "Otumokpor", sorry! "Otonov" in panic.

I cant stop laughing.!!!!lwkmd!!!!!

Where is Obama and others? are they not willing to save the innocents people. Bastards, Obama will surely die of air crash

Amen!
But funny enough, he is not the person pulling the strings. He is only the puppet being manipulated.
Corporate America is the real evil genuis pulling the strings.

[size=13pt]They have not seen anything yet. They will keep fighting and killing themselves while U.S  and their allies will keep supplying them weapons from their scrapped armoury at inflated prices whic they will pay for with their oil.

Lybians will never enjoy that oil again. they felt killing ghadafi will better their lives. they will now know the meaning of suffering.[/size]

[size=13pt] The One thing I love about the boko haram guys is how they utilise any available opportunity to waste members of the Nigerian police force. I wish dat is the only thing those guys do (I wish they dont kill innocent civilians). I will support them and if I have the cash, i will even fund them.
I've had several issues with naija police and each of those encounters only serve to ensure that my hatred for those cursed sons of satan grows in exponetial proportions[/size]

If u dont want to b her ATM den dont u ever slam her. U cant drain all her energy and leave her weak she will need a refill. Lool

What does she refill with? Is it blackberry, recharge cards, mary kay, shoes and bags?

I think it should just be pure water, yoghourt, locozade boost or plain old glucose.

[size=13pt]@ OP, it depends on the prize to be won. for some chicks u might need to go as far as going to her parents for introduction rites. For others, just say "i want to f.u.ck you. do you mind?"[/size]

Why waste such precious time when I know quite well that, with my 'FIGO' (benjamins), I CAN GET THEM IN ABUNDANCE?!!!

.[size=13pt]when u have to spend ur benjamins in abundance to get a woman, then u are going reallllllllllllllllyyyyy faaaaaaaaaaaaar. what else is the most powerful tool of seduction if not cash? u think say them dey listen to all your big grammar? dem don dey hear am far back.[/size]

@OP: Abeg, follow your lust, smash de babe and get it out of your system before its too late. Anyway, by the time you return to 9ja its unlikely you can pursue the relationship any further and neither would your gf get to know - unless of course you tell her, or else you will forever for the rest of your life be left wondering what if?

My sentiments exactly.

F.U.CK her and get it out of ur system. else u'll spend a lifetime wishing u did (especially when u see some1 dat looks like her)

But an Igbo guy in "Spain" making funny and suspiscious calls. Something doesn't seem right to me!

nothing the poster said suggests the calls to be funny and suspicious. pls dont put ideas in the poster's mind to further dent our image abroad.

we in africa are totally against homosexuality. but nothing, I repeat nothing, (but murder) can ever justify taking of an human life.

I personally believe homosexuals are sick and are to be helped, not forsaken.

how else could u describe a situation where are man leaves all the beautiful, soft and moist pu.na.na and ny.an.sh and decide to f.u.ck another man's bu.tto.cks?

@ pafuri, tudor and others like u.
kumuyi is one man of God I fully believe in his ministry. I respect him a lot b'cos, like someone said, he is the only man of God in naija without a single controversy to his name and standing.

I beg u, never in your entire miserable life to insult him again.

you may insult other men of God and get away with it. that is probably b'cos God knows that what you are saying about them is partially true.
But Kumuyi is innocent and righteous. the whole world can see it. if u are not silly, you can see it too.
I you slander him, make no mistake about it, God will punish you.


NB: I'm not a deeperlife member. Infact, I have issues with their strict doctrines. But I respect many of their leaders and members. Their righteousness simply cannot be faulted, if you want to be objective.

I was about to do the nasty with one girl some years back and she stopped me and asked me to prove my 'love' for her by crying, WTF I promptly started thinking about the cult boys that were harassing me and the fact that I was broke and my folks hadn't sent my allowee and I began shedding tears like a muthafucker. It was 11pm in the night and it was raining!!! what did you expect me to do

very funny!!!

I know dis sort of issue has most probably been raised in NL before. All the same I'll still want suggestions on the way forward on this issue.
I have had quite a number of romantic relationships with quite a number of girls. As a matter of principle, i prefer not to deceive girls and I always endeavour to tell them upfront that my intentions were: purely sex, friendship and companionship. I never dangle the marriage carrot cos I know within me that I cant see myself marrying any of them. I also try to ensure that each of these relationships were terminated only by mutual understanding.

I recently met a girl with whom I have fallen very deeply in love with. For the first time in my Life, i saw someone whom my heart wholly accepts as a life partner, a wife. She is all i think about all day long. The constant puzzle in my head is, How do I make Onyinye happy? How do I make her see I'm crazy about her?

Of course, I approached her and sought to be her friend, which she accepted. I felt this will give her an opportunity to get to know me so as to decide if she would accept me for a husband.

After about three months into our casual friendship, I laid my cards on the table; I told her in summary that I love her and wish to marry her. She said she is not interested in a relationship right now. according to her, my personality is not the problem b'cos as far as she is concerned, I meet all her requirements in a husband; but she is just not interested.

I find that answer to be absurd since she is a graduate, she is about 28yrs and she is presently working. her answer really devasted me and I've not stopped wondering where exactly, I got it wrong! I mean, I cared deeply for her , more than I have cared for 20 of my past girlfriends combined, both in terms of money and in terms of love and affection.

I also feel I have most of the attributes even the best girls want in a guy. i'm tall, chocolate skinned, slim and athlectic, intelligent, a good job and a very nice car, very educated and also ambitious, generous and very caring (if I'm in love), a good dresser e.t.c I may not be drop-dead hansome but i'm certainly not ugly. Not to mention the fact that I come from a very good and honorable family that can hold it's head high in anyplace.

I would have assumed she is interested in another guy but she has repeatedly assured me dat she has no other relationship.

So where did I get it wrong?

I'm so much in love with her. do I continue hoping she would change her mind or do I just forget about her and take a walk?


can anybody suggest to me what else i should do to get her to be interested in me? i am willing to do anything proovided it is not an atrocity.

Naija girls should be very excited, , so no be only odometer,dem dey reset, totometer even join,

lwkmd!!!!!!
very funny

Naija girls should be very excited, , so no be only odometer,dem dey reset, totometer even join,

Lkwmd!!!!
very funny

I loved Coy Law too. I'm also an accountant, working on being chartered (biz keeps gettin in d way). It gave me practical insight into company registration, Winding up, partnership etc. I was about registering a company then, so it was invaluable information on-time. I hated the fact that sections of CAMA 1990 had to be in my head, word for word. On that note, i don't envy law students.

I read accounting too. am also chartered.
but i hate company law with a passion. The story is just too much and most times not very relevant to our present day business environment in naija.
But I'm in love with tax laws, financial accounting and, code hacking!

Having read the above article, I was quite shocked with the phrase ' will enable the police to take on-the spot decision and action'. I don't know about anybody else's view but in my book that is licence for the police to run amok. We are talking about a corrupt, incompetent, poorly trained, inept and un-professional police force that even with the current checks in place still manage to commit attrocities beyond comprehension. So imagine that same force with a carte blanche power to do whatever. I shudder to think what will happen next, suffice to say that many innocent Nigerians are going to suffer. I do recognise that the menace of Kidnapping and other heinous crimes need to be checked, but giving the Nigerian Police Farce, oh sorry, I mean the Nigerian Police Force such powers would undermine the rule of law and our democratic values.

word!!!!!!!!!!!!
there is nothing else left 2 say.

@poster
there is nothing like open relationship. If u guys are tired of each other, then say goodbye, the world will not end because of it.

Pls try 2 realize that there is much more to a relationship than just f.u.cking each other. 

I learnt that after several failed relationships. that is exactly why I'm not finding it easy to get back to a relationship.

I really dont think u guys are correct.
There is no way the cheapest federal university will be in the southwest.

where are the northerners on NL? please come up with ur prices so that these posters can see! the cheapest University in Nigeria is BOUND to be in the north. Remember their government has to practically beg them to go to school (i.e until very recently.)

Mind u, I'm an Igbo man.

These corporate aquisitions always comes with some staff shake-ups.

without meaning to sound wicked and selfish, I just wish to say that maybe I could be able to get myself back into banking, which I have always loved. I think it is still one of the most chalenging industries to work in. (althought it depends on the role u are to play.)

@ poster pls ask your gf(s),wife,sistas n your moda wht made dem do it,dis shud serve as primary resarch NL shud be secondary, waitng 4 answer

@cyntlating

something tells me dis subject is a very sore point for u. But dat does not mean u can go ahead to insult me or my family. This is a public forum and u are not under any obligation to reply. u can simply walk away from the post.

I guess u probably had a very bad first experience either during the process or in the aftermath. well don't worry. time will heal ur wounds (both physical and emotional)

@poster,

except u want to walk up to her and say, ." baby, I like u. I want to Zap U. come let's go to my room",  there is nothing degrading about toasting a girl.

first of all this are personal and private matters and if your friend tells u she is still a virgin,its her body not yours, soo my advise(stay out of women matters)

someone is getting uncomfortable with a harmless question?

Don't worry, this is a public forum and we all use screen names. nobody knows ur face. so feel free to make ur comments.

moreover, it is just a research.

Why can't it be because you thought it was the right time for you?

SORRY LADIES, DAT WAS AN OPTION INEVER THOUGHT OF.
CONSIDER IT ADDED TO THE OPTIONS LIST.

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