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TheCharisma: So is your friend on this forum?

Whose friend?

Netty, why would you REVENGE a coworker who lied to you about her age? I think there is something about this you aint telling us. More information will suffice.

TheCharisma: Could it be Obsessive Compulsive Disorder?

There is nothing obsessive nor compulsive about your behaviour. TB just told me now that you have what is known as 'Uncanny Innate Demographic Talent'. Congrats!!

TheCharisma: This obsession concerns people's ages. Every time I meet someone I want to know how old he or she is. It literally consumes me; this is the only thing I think about. And I feel the adrenalin rush when someone mentions his or her age. It's exciting. It's my thrill ride. Am I the only one with this obsession? Is it good or bad? If bad, how do I get rid of it?

You just need to reprogram your brain. Hope you have a diary where you keep record of people's ages? Nothing is wrong with you my dear. Just that you have a talent in demography. Try and develop it. FIFA will find your talent useful in screening overaged players out of their tournaments. Hope to see you in Brazil next year.

TheCharisma: I'm looking for serious support and advice. Also, where is TB?

TB can effectively deal with your case. You can find him in my bedroom at the moment. Welcome.

How long will the 80mb last?

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Hire your mama!

Lampsy: N u felt it is on dis thread u ought to post dis B.S

I'm going to flog her azz 4 this. She lacks decorum.

Psylas: na wolf in sheep clothin

So dem dey carry cambas wear captan? na wa por naija pashun.

Joavid: learn from d obvious ofcourse...the gal was probably a runz gal

What is the obvious? She was found behind a hotel near students hostel? Is that the obvious? Was she found in a hotel room? Wash she murdered in a hotel? What is the obvious in the story? You keep extrapolating the incident beyond the plane of available information to satiate your prejudiced mind? No one knows tomorrow. Funny life, this is.

Mobsync: You must be sick 2 make this kind of statement. In as much as I'm also against what the girl said about the dead but, are u trying to justify prostitution?

If you are sane, you should know when it is appropriate to make some statements. I'm sure your weak mindedness and myopic perspective on life will not allow you understand that nothing in the article suggested that the deceased was a call girl to warrant her condemnation. God once asked the prophet Hosea to marry a prostitute as wife. Does that in any way suggest divine licence for prostitution? Next time reason with your head not your bum before hitting the keypad and submit button. None of you holier-than-thou-folks are better than that girl lying there. If you dont know some of your pastors were pimps, con artists and highway men. Today you go to them for anointing oil, water and spiritual guidance.

SURE-P is a scam.

I'm interested in the customer relations aspect of your post. The AIRTEL management dont know what competition is. Whereas MTN is rewarding their customers 1000 minutes ON-NET airtime, AIRTEL is busy warning their customers of an impending doom of losing their line by 30 June. FOR THIS REASON, I WILL NOT REGISTER MY AIRTEL LINE! After June 30, they will know how many customers they really have. They steal airtime, steal data bundle, treat staff shabbily, treat customers like poo yet they want money.

pekelepekele: Kai , This man dey vex , 126 wraps of heroine assuming that thing burst inside your belly na overdie you dey , Kudos to the MMA staffs they are doing a great job

[size=5pt]But what is wrong with ibo people these days ? They sell babies , They traffic drugs , They fly girls abroad for prostitution , They are armed robbers in SA and other part of the world . Their pastors go to church with pistol .[/size]

And your people deal on human parts!

Pretty Prisca: R.I.P gal....she be runz girl nw.....one of d girls dat do rubbish d integrity and morality of we lautech female students.......R.I.P

Don't attract curses to yourself. Do you know what led her into runs? Are you not guilty? Is it because you have not been betrayed by people you trust? Is death the punishment for prostitution? Are you a virgin? This girl is not different from that your aunty who sleeps with her boss to secure her job or get promotion. Have you asked your mum how she lived her youthful life? Graduate from school first and you will know what life is. It is people like you who stigmatize your fellow girls whose parents are poor into prostitution with your diode-like mindset and boastful utterances. You lack human sympathy. Karma is real. White people dey do ashawo too. You should be deported to Aluu ASAP. That's where you belong!

Wicked world! RIP. Barbarism at its peak.

ebamma 3: why e go concern u, if na 20naira roger be dat e for concern u

LOL. U got me reeling with laughter. U get bad mouth eh.

dridowu: Is it North West or North East that is volatile in Nigeria ?

When the pikin go say she no go go school again,want to marry at 13, join vampire club or bomb public places them go begin complain. North West...

Hope she savoured the placenta meal, na that one me wan hear. Make dem kukuma call am boko...

Funny story! Thank God the child survived. So it is only in knackeology that she is experienced? You want to tell me that all inexperienced mothers dump their babies in the toilets? Even me wey be man sabi say dat liquid wey begin flow na sign. How come it was only her friend that heard her shout before they called the cleaners? Tell us they changed their mind after unsuccessful attempts to flush the baby down the WC. She no want make pikin suck her bobby but she want knack akpako anyhow. Tell it to the marines!

Wicked world! God have mercy.

Ekwah, you got my vote. Hope you win in the end. Goodluck dear.

The APC is dead on arrival. Why are both the publicity secretary and the leader of the Abia State political structure political appointees of Okorocha? No need to flex muscle with them all I know is that there is nothing like APC in Abia State. I cant speak for other Igbo states. Maybe Okorocha just asked his friends to rally round some guys to pay him a courtesy call perhaps to create the impression they are working hard. This is what you get when conmen are elevated to the status of opinion leaders. Nigerian politicians na wa o.

Raxz: That is not betrayal. but he onoja has stated the position of the middle-berlt ahead of 2015 and that is our collective decision. Where is this one collective north? It has never been in existence so why deceiving ourselves when we all knew the truth. I don't see any body betraying any body here pls.

Exactly! I can only support a northerner of middlebelt extraction. However, that will be after the south has had a fair share.

Message was copied from a love sms pamphlet. Nothing in it suggests originality. Dont let your emotions fly lest you start acting weird towards her. She could also have sent the text to many other colleagues of yours lastnight.

specialguest: Lovely! A match made in heaven. Stories like this remind to pray to God to make me marry my own husband that he has destined for me and not someone else's.

You will get your own husband soon. My prayer for you is that eligible bachelors should see the inner beauty in you which I have just sensed. I pray that God should weed out fake and deceitful people from your life. ADVICE: The man for you may not necessarily be tall, rich and handsome. May not be a superstar or celebrity. But surely he will be a man who will stop at nothing to ensure your happiness and respect your person. SURELY THE MAN WHO FINDS YOU IS BLESSED!