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Politics › Re: My Advice To Stella Oduah And Her Aides by ocelot2006(m): 5:07pm On Jan 08, 2014
TribalEAST: at the end you heap curses on your children and wife(if you have any) for supporting this questionable woman. Abi na your wife? Let her defend herself.
Hey Bleep face, leave someone's wife and kids out of this. if you have an issue with Sincere Nigerian, place your focus solely on him, not his family.

too many kids on Naira land...
Politics › Re: My Advice To Stella Oduah And Her Aides by ocelot2006(m): 5:04pm On Jan 08, 2014
jarkbauer: so you are blind to the fact that she lied. May God be blind to your heart desires only if you are blind to her lies
And where's the proof that she lied? BTW, shouldn't the minister be given the opportunity to defend herself before she's declared guilty or acquitted?
Family › Re: Divorce And The Suffering Of The Nigerian Women! by ocelot2006(m): 1:01pm On Jan 08, 2014
ileobatojo: Yeah, I think you need to quit talking now. Thanks.
I concure
Family › Re: Divorce And The Suffering Of The Nigerian Women! by ocelot2006(m): 3:45pm On Jan 07, 2014
paris10: Backlash indeed!. That shows you how men are opposed to change.
Change my foot.
Family › Re: Divorce And The Suffering Of The Nigerian Women! by ocelot2006(m): 3:34pm On Jan 07, 2014
coogar: you are a complete idïot!
even when a woman is promiscuous, she should be rewarded for her promiscuity? you should return any certificate you might have acquired in the last 20 years - you surely don't deserve them.
Kpom!
Family › Re: Divorce And The Suffering Of The Nigerian Women! by ocelot2006(m): 3:33pm On Jan 07, 2014
paris10: Promiscuity shouldnt form basis of your argument. You should consider other possibilities and senseless reasons why men divorce women.

The macho man and the " I am the owner of this house" syndrome is the only reason why Nigerian men behave this callously. If Nigerian men start parting with half of their property maybe they will think twice before filing for a divorce.
Of course he is the owner of the house!! Why the hell should a man share his hard earned estate and money with a wayward wife just because they've called it quits? Let her go back to were she came from. Or are her hands broken? Nonsense.
Romance › Re: What Sort Of Devilish Wife Did I Marry? by ocelot2006(m): 3:18pm On Jan 07, 2014
opetu: hum..dere waz quite a gud level of respect tho, it was all good! shez good wit her family expecially wiv her mom, sumtyms i do think its her mom dat giv her dose ill advices! yup d kids go to her mom, couple of time durin holidays, most times her mom come stays wit us!!

But when it comes mine, its epic quarell..even when dey come stay she frowns a lot! i knw sum kids stay with their grand parents till maybe secondary skul, i wanted that but i cnt ve dat talk less of just an holiday visit. hired a lawyer already incase of divorce.. which happens to be our landlord tnx to him d marriage ve been able to hold for dis years Of course i dnt wanna be a divorcee
@ OP, you are the MAN of the house, NOT your wife. You paid her bride price, NOT the other way round. And those kids are also yours (flesh and blood). ASSERT YOU CONTROL ON YOUR HOUSEHOLD. Do not tolerate all those bullshyte from her.
TV/Movies › Re: 76' Movie - Trailer + (Is This The Best Nigerian Film Yet)? by ocelot2006(m): 4:52pm On Jan 06, 2014
Impressive! The brains behind the movie really did their research/homework. Unlike other Bollywood videos, the uniforms looked authentic. Well done Nollywood.
Business › Re: First Bank Uyo Shut Down As A Result Of Juju (pics) by ocelot2006(m): 4:47pm On Jan 06, 2014
ehmm...that does not look like First Bank, Plaza branch, Uyo o.
Travel › Re: Aviation Agencies Hold National Prayer For Air Safety by ocelot2006(m): 12:05pm On Jan 06, 2014
There's nothing wrong in handing over the year to God. But that said, these Aviation parastatals must know that Heaven helps those who help themselves. They must invest heavily in technology and training programs that will ensure that our skies are safe. They also ensure that airlines operating within our MUST adhere to strict safety and mtc rules. Finally, they must fight corruption.
Politics › Re: Lagos - Kano Train: 43 Hours Journey, Declining Passenger Interest by ocelot2006(m): 11:58am On Jan 06, 2014
oyb: The GEJ transformation - whitewash shoddy job, do photo op, celebrate 'achievement', blame opposition or past govt 6 months down the line after inevitable failure

This is the story of every project celebrated by the Jonathan monkeys. 2 days of spamming the Internet, 1 week of operation, then a litany of weak excuses.
And what of all you ACN/NURTW e-touts?

Governor constructs a shoddy 1/2km road.
ACN e-roaches: EKO NI BA JE OH!!

Governor constructs gutter
ACN e-touts: EKO NI BA JE OH!!

Tinubu farts
ACN-airheads: Oh Asiwaju's a GREAT leader!! Even better than Awolowo!!

Abeg park well joor
Politics › Re: Another Look At President Jonathan’s Achievements by ocelot2006(m): 9:40am On Jan 06, 2014
Dahomey Amazon: So the slow poke completed 7 roads in 4yrs?
Yes the "slowpoke" did in 3years? List what the "smart" ones have done till date.
Celebrities › Re: Basketmouth Under Fire For Molest Joke On Twitter by ocelot2006(m): 9:34am On Jan 06, 2014
There's nothing wrong with the joke. Just a bunch of idiots over reacting.
Politics › Re: Lagos - Kano Train: 43 Hours Journey, Declining Passenger Interest by ocelot2006(m): 9:28am On Jan 06, 2014
ocelot2006: Look who's talking. You think building a rail network is comparable to building a Lego toy set? Do you know how long it takes to replace/repair old rotten infrastructures, build new ones+expand on existing ones (civil works, signalling systems, etc)? You think jumping from a once rotten and abandoned system to that found in France/Japan happens overnight? Seriously, get real.
Politics › Re: Lagos - Kano Train: 43 Hours Journey, Declining Passenger Interest by ocelot2006(m): 9:23am On Jan 06, 2014
obi123: yes it is easy with the amount of money that has been stolen all in the name of this bullshit project , YES IT IS EASY.
There is absolutely no reason why we shouldn't have a standard railway system, we keep accepting substandard delivery of projects and we scream and throw prayers on our leaders for doing absolutely nothing.
Look who's talking. You think building a rail network is comparable to building a Lego toy set? Do you know how long it takes to replace/repair old rotten infrastructures, build new ones+expand on existing ones (civil works, signalling systems, etc)? You think jumping from a once rotten and abandoned system to that found in France/Japan happens overnight? Seriously, get real.
Politics › Re: Lagos - Kano Train: 43 Hours Journey, Declining Passenger Interest by ocelot2006(m): 9:16am On Jan 06, 2014
nijanigga: Instead of a bad dance, it's better you stay seated- Hausa proverb.
Sure. Stay seated and continue to rot, abi? I truly don't understand you guys. Aren't you at least happy that a once dilapidated transport system is now active hauling pax and cargo across the nation? Of course it's not fast, but it's a start. and we all know it won't end there, but keep in mind that Rome was NOT built in day.
Politics › Re: Describe APC In One Word by ocelot2006(m): 11:37pm On Jan 05, 2014
Desperados
Politics › Re: Lagos - Kano Train: 43 Hours Journey, Declining Passenger Interest by ocelot2006(m): 11:17pm On Jan 05, 2014
I honestly don't get some Nigerians. Our rail system was one that was long abandoned by previous govts for decades. Now we have an administration that has revived this once rotten system, yet some dimwits expect same system to be transformed to MAGLEV/TGT/Bullet-train transport network over night. You think it's that easy?
Culture › Re: Which Is The Easiest Nigerian Language To Learn? by ocelot2006(m): 9:14am On Jan 05, 2014
I think Hausa is the easiest.
Culture › Re: Which Is The Easiest Nigerian Language To Learn? by ocelot2006(m): 9:14am On Jan 05, 2014
DankemzI: Ibibio is a Nigerian Language spoken by the South Eastern people of Akwa Ibom & Cross River.
Akwa Ibom only oh. The Cross Riverian dialect is Efik.
Career › Re: Help!!!! Globacom Is Being Messed Up... by ocelot2006(m): 3:32pm On Jan 04, 2014
faakay: it is not good to come and tarnish the image of your employer publicly.

The employers policy 70-30 is too save cost and also to improve the productivity within the organization maybe they found out some staffs are lazy.

So if you deliver then your renumeration would be increased based on the %

Ranting here publicly wouldn't solve the problem, complain to your operations manager/Human Resources or whoever in charge.

But if you are not satisfied with the way they run their organization, the best thing for you is to quit and get another one for yourself or become your own boss.

Seriously if they found out your real identity. You would be sacked and you deserve it.
Care to explain the advantages of the so-called 70/30 policy when:

1) the coy fails to provide the necessary tools (toolbox, tough notes and softwares, etc) to carry out one's job

2) the coy fails to provide the necessary funds needed by engineers to maintain their respective cell clusters and network elements. Not even funds to fuel their damn operational vehicles or repair them. I don't even want to talk about per-diems.

3) when the coy fails to organise much needed training programs for engineers compared to much smaller coys that do way much more.

4) a coy when top mgt sabotage engineers' work by threatening them to fully integrate and bring up substandard BTS sites on air (against the recommendations of field engineers on site and common sense)

??
Career › Re: Help!!!! Globacom Is Being Messed Up... by ocelot2006(m): 12:40pm On Jan 04, 2014
stephnie44: Nigerians always complainin remember millions of ppl r lookin 4 a job out there
Sure. He should just suck it all up and suffer in silence, even if it's killing him slowly, abi?

If I may ask: are you currently employed or still in the job market?
Career › Re: Help!!!! Globacom Is Being Messed Up... by ocelot2006(m): 9:51am On Jan 04, 2014
emmog25: My friend in as much as I would have love to sympathize with you, Your note lack details and its more of pained sentiment. No wonder glo is doing badly(with this kind of construction). I'm weeping deeply for glo for your kind of staff. Pls write better next time (otherwise we will report you to glo to review your pay to 30:70)

For globacom, I think the company lack innovations, maybe because it's a family oriented coy, little wonder why it's been run like my country Nigeria (where life is about "chop I Chop"wink. Though, it is obvious globacom days are numbered(I would have love to give more cogent insights, but for my tiny typing keys).

Well for me, I can only wish glo and all her staff best of Time.
You've got to be kidding me. The young man poured his heart out about his experience working with GLO, but the first thing you do is criticise his write up? Really?
Career › Re: Help!!!! Globacom Is Being Messed Up... by ocelot2006(m): 7:54pm On Jan 03, 2014
moufan: if globacom is supposedly 'broke' then where the h.ell are they getting the money lavished on all these celebrities.
Globacom is not broke. It's funds are simply mismanaged. Imagine a coy that pays millions to celebrities who don't do jack for the coy, yet staff members are yet to enjoy any salary increment after so many years stagnating on a single position/level. In the technical dept (Access in this case), state floats are not released on time, if at all. And STHs, FSMs, and BSS-Tx Engrs are forced to use their own paltry salaries to fund official operations in their respective states (Hilux repairs, fuelling, purchase of tools) with no hope of a refund from the coy.
Family › Re: Hubby Won't Talk To Me. by ocelot2006(m): 7:27pm On Jan 03, 2014
Bantino: If you offend him, ensure that you appologise accordingly. If the cause of your misunderstanding is not your fault, ignore him for a while, ensure you prepare his food even when he refuses to eat.

If you guys don't have kids yet, wear some skimpy cloths at home, and try so many ways of seducing him without talking to him.

Walk out of the bathroom unclad most times, he may behave as if he's not noticing your moves, just continue. To break him, at night, just pretend to feel cold and tell him to hold you, beleive me, he will gladly hold you and from there one thing leads to another.

When you guys are done making love then you can have a 'brief discussion' with him concerning his attitude, Bleep him after the discussion then sleep off. If you get it right, he will change with time and learn how to talk issues over.
No offense, but are you married? You really think trying to seduce one's husband when he's pissed will work? News flash: it does not work. You don't expect a man to switch over from pissed-mode to Hot- mode. I know that in my own case it has never ever worked. As a matter of fact it makes me more angry.

@ OP, my little advice: talk to your husband, particularly at night when you're both alone, and pour your heart out gently like a loving wife. It will not only stroke his ego, but equally move him as he'll feel kinda bad and may even end up apologising to you. The sex can come later after you've resolved the issue.
Politics › Re: Obanikoro: Fashola’s Official Car Costs More Than Oduah’s Bulletproof Cars by ocelot2006(m): 2:51pm On Jan 03, 2014
lekkie073: story
fashola is spending Lagos money, and we the aboriginal lagosians are not lamenting. not federal govt money like Stella oduah! case closed!


and just in case it makes homepage/ front page.....
I am highly honoured by God to be the first to comment on this issue. so I forbid anyone to say anything negative about the original 'face of good governance' in africa, babatunde raji fashola
Read your post again and see how RIDICULOUS it is. So Lagos state money is not public funds, abi? You now see why we call you so-called "enlightened" ones in Lagos DUMBA$%es?
Career › Re: Help!!!! Globacom Is Being Messed Up... by ocelot2006(m): 6:59pm On Jan 02, 2014
Having worked in same coy (technical), I totally understand what the OP's going thrpugh. Never in my life have I seen a coy that operates like GLO. Staff motivation is EXTREMELY LOW no thanks to no future advancement prospects (stagnation in a single position/level for years) and piss-poor renumeration, productivity has declined, and the coy's notorious for its extremely high labour turnover rate. Turning in my ID card and my resignation

Anyway, I think the solution's for Chief Adenuga to take Globacom public. This will not only generate more funds for the coy, but also help establish a board that will get rid of all those sychopants and yes-men that surround the chairman and feed him with crap all day long, and push the coy to adopt best practises.

As for me, I'm just glad I'm out of that mad house.
Politics › Re: Fashola Approves 120 Cars For Lagos Monarchs by ocelot2006(m): 5:50pm On Jan 02, 2014
[quote author=Mayor_of_Lagos]We never had slums in Lagos, it came with Ibos from Eastern parts. Go and get pictures of Lagos pre-Ibo and you will be shocked to what you will see post-Ibo arrival. Your filth ruined the aesthetics and ambience of my dear city.[/quote]Yeah, because every road in Eko was paved with gold, and everyone owned a duplex and Ferrari, abi? Dude, you really think you're talking to kids here?
Politics › Re: Jonathan's Message to Nigerians on New Year & New Century Of Amalgamation by ocelot2006(m): 8:55pm On Jan 01, 2014
bigtt76: Tell us your laptop number and we will continue from there. Na ICAO chairmanship more than 50 million Nigerian youths go chop? Or how did that affect the ASUU strike? Abeg make ona try think with ona head naaa? Did GEJ promise giving us ICAO or rehabilitate the airports during campaigns? Me sef de wait. #follow#follow
My laptop no? Oh sure. it's 5.9.4.GO.SCREW.YOUR.SELF

I believe you're the type that waits for the govt to spoon feed you. keep waiting oh, while your mates are busy creating jobs for themselves. Oh BTW, maybe we should've left our airports in our former sorry states they were, abi?

dumba$&.
Politics › Re: APC Drops Buhari & Picks Tambuwal As Presidential Candidate? by ocelot2006(m): 7:56pm On Dec 31, 2013
Ayekotoo: I laugh anytime you folks assert this rubbish. Jonathan outperformed who? maybe in your village because none is happening here in southwest. outperformed my yan.sh!
Why won't he outperform your yansh, when you're yet to go past the boundary of Ajegunle to see what's happening across the federation? Dolts and airheads like you sit at home and rain baseless critizisms on the FG, but don't have a freaking clue what's happening in their own nation.
Politics › Re: Jonathan's Message to Nigerians on New Year & New Century Of Amalgamation by ocelot2006(m): 7:47pm On Dec 31, 2013
DonColz1: Happy New Year Mr President.

But your report card are as follows:
* Promises - A1
* Project delivery - F9
Power: New+refurbished power stations, expanded transmission facilities, the gas revolution, power generated doubled and increasing

Agriculture: elimination of fertilizer Mafia, increase produce output, national food security ensured, minister named Forbes Man of the Year

Economy: grows at 6% or more, choice investment destination thanks to quick ROI, booming middle class with higher purchasing power, Nigerian economy now LARGEST in AFRICA, and one of the fastest in the WORLD.

AVIATION: All airports TOTALLY refurbished to meet international standards, Nigerian named ICAO chairman

ROADS: Major Federal highways long abandoned noq fixed, cutting down transit time.

RAILWAY: Long abandoned rail projects revitalize d and expanded on. more goods and pax now hauled via rail.

SeCURITY: Still an issue though, BUT armed forces and intelligence agencies better equipped with new kits and an expanded budget. More sophisticated platform now built locally (UAVs, gunboats, firearms, APCs, etc). Results? Total elimination of terror bombing attacks and curbing and repelling of BH raids up north.

ENERGY: Passing of the Local Content Bill thus allowing for more participation of local firms in the upstream sector of the oil and gas industry. Exposure of the subsidy scam, partial withdrawal of subsidy and reinvestment of intended funds in repairing civil infrastructure across the nation (SURE-P).

Now, care to explain to us how GEJ scores an F9? Go on, I'm waiting.
Politics › Re: APC Drops Buhari & Picks Tambuwal As Presidential Candidate? by ocelot2006(m): 5:27pm On Dec 31, 2013
Gamji007: I'm not a tribalist, but it seems so. The only time a SEastherner became president,his biased policie made the country on a brink of collapse. Now the SS has it and we are experiencing the same thing.
The SS nd SE aren't good administrators- FACT.
You, sir, are a slowpoke. The SS aren't good administrators? Yet the SS president has outperformed the tenure of both SW (OBJ) and NW presidencies COMBINED. And you have the audacity to type that cccraap of yours here. nonsense.

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