₦airaland Forum

LeoDeKing:
The White man is not a fool.

If you contribute to the growth of their economy, they may ignore your means of entry and indeed, they may formalise it if it is not very genuine.

But the moment they discover you are nothing but a leech, even if your documents are genuine, they will look for a means of kicking your damn arsss out of their country.

Some unproductive lazy illiterates will sit down and start insulting everyone that things are not working and start searching for how to japa to obodo oyibo. Meanwhile, there is absolutely nothing he can offer and that is why things are difficult for him.

By the time he gets to oyibo land, he still remain the lazy fool he was, parasiting on the hardworking White. Some will even go into fraud. Why won't they throw you out.

You are right. Most Nigerians come here and don’t want to get a skill. Doing menial jobs. Working crazy shifts.

22rockbottom:
Good Evening,

I got married 11years ago, my mother in-law has always in the picture of everything in our home and has total control of my wife. My wife cannot object anything she says even when I, as her husband challenged it. 90% of the major issues we had as a couple were caused by my mother in-law. After 11years, I decided to confront her to stop controlling her daughter and stop interfering in our marriage and home. I confronted her and my wife left the house. Her reason for leaving the house is that I disrespected her family.

more details later

Dare not plead with her. You did nothing wrong.
In fact if na me I go just pack her bag give am join.
That tells you where her loyalty as a wife is.

SultanOfAbia:
My mother is furious that I don't want to come over to the UK.
This month my younger sister left for UK and it's remaining me.
Documents and all papers are right and after couple family intervention I decided to go for interview.
I really didn't want to go to Uk
I love my life here in Nigeria tho things are hard.. it's still my home
I feel more connected to my father's land.
Going to abroad is not my plan. My mother thinks I'm possessed by spirit that want me to not succeed.
My uncles have pleaded with me to go and join my mum and sis in UK.

I was given UK visa last year, refused to join my sister that traveled this May

honestly I don't want to move to Uk.
I know how hard life can be in 9ja but i still love this country.
Mumsi says she is really dissapoinmented in me for staying back.
Did I do anything wrong?

Your mom was right. You are really possessed by a dumb stupid spirit, maybe Buhari spirit. And I am sure say, you voted APC.
Your mom should just disown you and dare not send you money.

datola:
This Ooni of Ife is a young and liberal king that mingles and moves freely with all.

He does not care how you shake him so far you are a VIP.

But in his palace, you must postrate and get the 'Oba n ki o' response.

All the past VIP visitors to the palace have postrated including OBJ with exception of Pastor Adeboye and incumbent Governors and President.

He is a fuckard. Nobody respects such individual.
Na woman him come dey find for those events. Oooo

MrBrownJay1:
who goes to deposit such huge amount of cash, in a bank, at closing hours....? just counting that huge amount of money would last at least an hour!

any man who walks around with $11M in cash (in such above yeye looking car with no police escort), deserves anything he gets from armed robbers because he is the biggest HE-diot in town!

Honestly dude, these Hausa guys too dey trust their charms.
Again, Nigerians are the dumbest business people you can ever think of. Person bring such huge amount for your branch, and you let him take it away?
Clowns 🤡 no only stealing dem sabi, but to be astute businessmen hard them.

SultanOfAbia:
In Genesis, When God said
Go to The World and Multiply

He was referring to Tecno and Infinix

Honestly, those guys see Africa as idiots. See the stupid things dem they build sell for Africa. By the end of the year dem don build note 200. Same shitty thing, all the times. Go their countries, you no go see these shitty phones there.

LeoDeKing:
God bless president elect, BAT.
God bless gov Babajide Sanwo-Olu.
God bless Lagos state

God bless SW SS NW NE and NC zones for holding their state governors accountable rather than screaming Tinubu and Buhari up and down.

Clowns 🤡 see as them dey build houses indiscriminately like idiots in nigeria?
That aerial view looks like animal tracks in the forest. 😂
Kai. Nigeria as a whole is a backward nation.

See how dem dey take plan and build cities like sensible humans. Planted trees, lawns, vegetation’s and beautification.

Righteousness2:
Whoever is close to the Celine Dion should tell her to come down to Nigeria.
There is a GOD that does the impossible right here.
There is a GOD that saves, Heals and Delivers no matter what the doctor says.

Tell her to come down to the GOD of CHOSEN here in Lagos, Nigeria. She will be made whole.

It is not a brag, it is a Fact!
What the GOD of CHOSEN cannot do, dies not Exist.

You are a real bambino Clown 🤡. You want person wey dey America to come down to a dungeon called Nigeria to get healed?
Guy the person wey started this thing you talk now, dey come America every year for medical checkup.
But from common sense, just look at America and Nigeria, and judge for yourself. Who get blessings of God pass. 😂
You don’t know say Nigeria na world headquarters of death, sickness, and poverty. Why your god of chosen never deliver them from those?

Guy God don leave Nigeria oo since, na Satan dey full in charge of that territory now

Localemperor:
I honestly would have love to wish the incoming administration success as a patriot but i feel no love for the country anymore, i don't know if its just me but having me as a citizen is counter productive. I don't think i can represent Nigeria in any good light anywhere in the world and i genuinely do not wish anyone harm and that how bad it has become and there are many people like me who has lost hope in the nation.

If he had won the election without rigging, violence, voter suppression and INCE palava i don't think any one will hold grudges against him but many are waiting to discredit the new administration. You all can say all you want but i want to assure you that there are many people who feel the same way as me.

A close friend of mine ( A childhood friend ) and his sibling was killed in the Mangu herders attack 5 of them, their only crime was that they are Nigerians. Honestly it is not because of Tinubu that i feel so much hate for the country, i have nothing against who becomes the president because it's benefits no one except the elite and the ruling class. Before the eventually steps down in 8 years time, there are things that are certain.

I will get married during this Tinubu tenure by my calculation and honestly this is not the kind of nation i want to raise my kids, don't dare tell me to leave the country, i live in my ancestral land, my father, my grandfather and the father before him has lived here even before the entity Nigeria, I'm going no where.

😝 😆 😂.
Not the kind of country you want to raise your kids, still you will be raising them in this kind of country.
That’s wickedness oooo. 😂 Honestly. Most people who left was basically because of their love for their kids, not to be raised in a hopeless dungeon where their life can be taken at any given moments.
Anyways Goodluck with your decision.
I have long lost hope in Nigeria even before I was born. So I made a move when I needed to.
This life na once, also I wanted to enjoy it to the fullest and see good things in my life before kpemee

9jaRealist:


It’s a PRIVATE concession (OandO Clean Energy)….
So, abegi, don’t start wailing more than the bereaved! SMH
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You guys are funny. I have no business with Nigeria dude, I have left them long time ago. Check my profile okay.

fuckJones:
this is handiwork of ipob

Ipob this, Igbo that, bla bla bla. for goodness sake these guys that una hate such, wey una dey talk say them no mean well for Nigeria; allow them go their way to go destroy themselves naa. Una no gree.

What’s so special about the Igbos that Nigeria are afraid to let them go?

God1000:
Has Nigeria become a godforsaken land and cesspit?

Who will build this country if we all run away?
The dream of almost every nigerian today is to leave this country including the some rich people, some will even sell all their property and borrow money join.

As you see me, I will never japa, except for further studies and holidays.

Stop going to other countries to enjoy what they spent decades to build.

Stay at home, vote for good leaders and support governance.

I respect the people living in Nigeria more than the so-called abroad

“You respect the people living in Nigeria more thank one’s living abroad.”
And the people living in Nigeria says “we respect the people living abroad and disrespect you living in Nigeria”
If you doubt, one day try dey close a friend whose friend wey dey abroad just landed for Naija. Him go dey sing am like music, “I wan go see my guy way enter from America” my guy from America this and that.

😂

DenreleDave:


Two failed teams.

Arsenal is 50 times better than this two useless teams

The best season of Arsenal is the season they went trophiless. 😂

The worst season of Chelsea too, is the season they went trophiless.

Anyways , Man U at least get one plastic cup as trophy this season.
But Arsenal and Man U are joining the Europa for sure, after being knocked out at group stage in Champions league

IMASTEX:
Nigerians! Next time read slowly and repeatedly until understanding is achieved. Who says anyone should enjoy great services available abroad without adequate payment in
the form of deductions.

Sorry. You were correct dude. My bad

IMASTEX:
Not until after necessary taxes, deductions or payments for their upkeep are made from their service rendered in exchange for salary. In all, the UK benefit more. Those guys are too smart & structured not to prioritize their interest above all.

Guy just go to sleep. Don’t say what you don’t know please. The deductions are for the services they render you, security, good roads, sewage, dustbins, social security, which is like, if you are unemployed, they will continue to pay you until you get a job. And many more, these are the deductions. It’s not some sort of they take your money to pay themselves.
In my state here in US I do 140 to 160 kilometer an hour forever driving. Because the roads are so damn good and are maintained. Constructions always on the roads to keep them good. You wash food debris in the sink and flush them down to sewage that you don’t see. You will be happy to pay for these comforts. The roads and streets are beautified to appeal to the eyes.

IMASTEX:
What of the billions of pounds that the UK economy benefited as a result. Not to mention the talents gotten

Naija dey be fit a lot too.
Nigerians abroad brought back home more foreign exchange last year than the Nigeria federal govt made from exporting to foreign countries .

Bankowner:
Bro! Nobody invests in a business that they know is not sustainable both in the short and long term. Nigeria has the potential for technology improvement and it's good it's happening in the transportation sector. Don't forget we're the most populous country in Africa and there is constant need for mobility.

While Lagos may be far behind developed countries, it is still commendable that they've gone this route. Let it be a challenge to other States and before you know it, Nigeria will stand shoulder to shoulder with western countries in terms of transportation technology. I give kudos to the LASG for this initiative, at least I can boast that my country also has buses that run on electricity.

My only concern is the corruption in the country. I want to believe the initiative is majorly private driven and LASG won't be pumping taxpayers' money into it as incentive/subsidy.

I understand your points.
Let’s watch and see how they will cope without having the required things in ground.
These are the reasons nothing works in Nigeria.
If you want start counting, you suppose begging from 1, 2,3,4…. Just because someone don they count 100, you want jump from you 2 come dey join the person count 100. E no dey work like that naa.
Those developed countries started counting from 1 until dey reach 100 where them dey now.
Let see how it goes with LASG

001Lagos:
Mr president, your foolishness stinks to high heaven . You're the most useless president Nigeria ever had

Sir, I can't tell who's the bigger thief between you and Asiwaju Tinubu but I know that you're the most biggest fool in Nigeria in the whole wide world .

Buhari na compound fool. This fool hasn’t said anything meaningful or motivational for the last 8 years. Everything is all about himself. Himself l. What a monumental disgrace of a leader.

slimfit1:
Buhari's words cares no weight. He is a waste of 8 years of our lives.

And another waste of 8 years are coming…😢

lexylaw40:
hey don't have worry about that, Lagos APC already have that under control

That has been the problem with Nigeria. Nobody makes the right decision that will save cost, and at the long run be efficient and serve a wider purpose. Electric vehicles are more expensive to maintain, inconvenience and not cost effective. And Nigeria doesn't have experts to service and maintain these vehicles. Couples with no light in Nigeria.
Let me tell you, here in America, first, just less than one percent of cars on the roads are electric. Hybrid is the game. Uses both fuel and electric.
Electric vehicles need special maintenance places to fix them. Charging stations are scattered everywhere just like gas stations.
And anytime these vehicles run out of power it takes not less than 1 hour to charge. Imagine they carry passengers and it needs to be charged.
Honestly, is there no smart person anymore in Nigeria leadership circle who will for once make smart decisions?
Mind you, the reason they order these vehicles is to score cheap political point and steal and you ignorant masses and applauding them.
Now ask any of those leaders why them no have electric vehicle as their personal vehicle?

GeneralPula:
It’s time for you to stop stressing. Instead, calm down then watch how they go about it..

These buses are about to start operating..
Batteries would get low and they’ll be charged..
We’ll all see how they go about the charging..

That has been the problem with Nigeria. Nobody makes the right decision that will save cost, and at the long run be efficient and serve a wider purpose. Electric vehicles are more expensive to maintain, inconvenience and not cost effective. And Nigeria doesn't have experts to service and maintain these vehicles. Couples with no light in Nigeria.
Let me tell you, here in America, first, just less than one percent of cars on the roads are electric. Hybrid is the game. Uses both fuel and electric.
Electric vehicles need special maintenance places to fix them. Charging stations are scattered everywhere just like gas stations.
And anytime these vehicles run out of power it takes not less than 1 hour to charge. Imagine they carry passengers and it needs to be charged.
Honestly, is there no smart person anymore in Nigeria leadership circle who will for once make smart decisions?
Mind you, the reason they order these vehicles is to score cheap political point and steal and you ignorant masses and applauding them.
Now ask any of those leaders why them no have electric vehicle as their personal vehicle?

amerengues:
It is only the unsuspecting and naive set of people would believe it was actually his interview that gave wings to the recent ban on dependants.

UK had it all planned out already and they can't claim not to know that's the escape route of Nigerians, Indians and Pakistan only that Nigerians can be very uncoordinated.

They should stop bashing him and people should brace up and hug the development. Perhaps, it's an avenue to look else where. UK sef isn't gold.
There are other good nations.

This is the downside of wanting to be popular

I blame Nigerian government for putting us in these woes

Na people like him make up the leaders and populace in Nigeria oo. That’s why none of una leaders or citizens wants good thing to happen to you. His attitude is a thru reflection of a black man.

EquitableTech:
You broke up with her because she wasn't good Period
Stop making excuses for stupd ideas

Some of You youngster always talk out of inexperience. Some let their girlfriends go out of their consideration that they aren’t ready to get married now and the girl is not getting any younger. So why waste her time? Some dismiss her out of not fault of her’s just because they found someone they think is more beautiful physically, they broke with the poor lady, so many flimsy reasons that has nothing to do with her being a good person.

fortunateme:
Nigeria is becoming the world capital of SIMP. How can you be paying girlfriend allowance? Is she your mother? Fvck

If they went separate ways peacefully and she was so damn good when the going was good, and if you get the money, why not. She will still be a friend bro.

EyenIbibio1:
Her past doesn't matter, so long she doesn't go back

To be honest with you. There are laws governing things in the universe. Believe it or not, past always comes back to hunt. Imagine someone was a cultist and murdered bunch of peoples kids for fun, u think his own kids won’t be murdered?
Pasts always comes back that’s why.

WriterrNig:
She's engaged to his $500m yacht and the billion dollar divorce settlement not Jeff BOZO.

These rich idiotic men never learn. Rich women never make such mistake.

He is not idiotic, he just understands that he won’t live forever and wants to enjoy his money and spend it.
If the woman mess up, they divorce, he settles her and moves to the next. No I’ll fillings. Make the money and spend it boy while you are alive.
Oyinbo no dey like people suffer my brother.
No be idiotic, na smartness. Na him make US good today. In Oyinbo man’s land, poverty is a choice.
Besides, Gate exwife, dated a man, a few months later, they divorced, she settled him and now moved on with a different man.
Guy oyinbo understand life pass us.

360command:
You be uncle Tom.
Why don't you go to a sun down town and we shall see who will smile at you..

Mr make I hear word. Una too dey shout racism. I get friends scattered all over the United States, Maine, Philadelphia, Arizona, ATL, California, New York, Colorado, New Mexico, Houston, name it. They might not smile at you but, in every state of America, color will not stop you from anything. And nobody will discriminate you. Just look good, be of good behavior, law abiding, confident.
Even if the people aren’t warm, just mind your business and dey your dey, nobody will harass you because of color.
Besides humans will exhibit characters like frustrations, meanness, rude, arrogant, but it has nothing to do with color, it’s just human character.
I have zero expectations from anybody. So nobody owes me nothing.
In fact I dey live in one of the Sundown towns.

HBB1:
You are just a broke hater!

I am not. Check my profile.
Dude Na Samsung S23 Ultra and IPhone 14 pro max I dey take dey reply you ooo.
See the time on my phone screen too, na the time in the country I am currently now.
So, don’t call people you don’t know broke. Argue your point.
No be everybody wey dey nairaland be broke.
Some big boys dey here too.
Be guided.
Anyways, most Naija wealthy men are just dumb criminals reaping off poor masses.
If them fit run am via intelligence, let them enter international market with their hustle let’s see how far.

HacheNoire:
Dangote is one brilliant dude!

Already servicing debt without starting production.

Dudes calculations coming thru!

He is not. He is just one lucky dude who accepts to play by the tunes of Nigeria dumb wicked politicians to milk and country and extort the poor masses.
Take for instance cement. Just 4 or 5 of them in that industry, now fuel, only him they let build refinery.
If this dude thinks he is smart, let him come into European, American or Asian market come play, where you have big, smart money.
After all, American, European, Asian billionaires are coming to Africa to invest.
Let him as richest African go that side go invest.
Then, if he succeeds, I will believe him.

blaqzide:
My brother simple reasoning o dem dn carry sentiments dey attach am...

The right judgement must stand!.

Honestly. It even defile law of common sense. I wonder when Nigerians and black nations will grow above sentiments.
If people clamor for a better country, having a law and holding it sacrosanct is the first step.
If you can’t respect your constitution, how can you achieve greatness?
Who functions well under lawless society?
Even animals in the bush are having a more lawful society than Nigeria as a country?

Maize247:
So other states results are not important, why not just conduct election in only FCT. Mumu talk

Africans are becoming annoying, unserious rascals, and demand the world to respect and take them serious.
You make a law and still brazenly come out to desecrate and deliberately bastardize the law on the platter of stupidity, emotions, religion and ethnicity.

Who takes a lawless country serious?

Most countries are developed because they hold their constitutions sacred and their laws are sacrosanct.

If you don’t want to go by your constitution, then why have a constitution in the first place, why have a law court when you cant obey their judgment?

Throw away the constitution and live in full blown lawlessness, become a state of anarchy.

A full blown evil forest with wild animals

360command:
You really don't know who they are. Many of us are happy when we see them and smile to them but whenever they see you, they feel disgusted by your existence. You must learn to think outside the box. When they ban your food or try to stall the process of your food coming in, they leave you with poverty, unemployment, low foreign exchange etc and when your government is asking for aid, then they begin to control and manipulate you in whatever resources they can.

They will rather buy farm produce in South America, or Asia than to buy from Africa. I have seen a factory in the western nation buy cocoa from Malaysia when we have abundance of cocoa in cote d'ivoire, Ghana and Nigeria. Tell me, do you know malaysia to produce cocoa? I have seen a Dutch company buy our cocoa and then rebranding it to theirs, selling it to another western country.

They will reject your own and tell you to accept theirs so that you can be dying in your youth and when you fall sick, you will begin to buy medication from them.

Bro I disagree with you. I dey US, and my city is like 99 percent white. Let me tell you, first, I have been treated better by whites than I was treated by blacks in Nigeria.
White people smile at me opens and hold doors for me at malls etc. bad people dey everywhere oo, but them dey small, still them no bad reach Nigerian kind of badness oo.
On the trade, una go think say Nigeria well, until you leave Nigeria, then you will understand how mad they are as humans and as a country. Everything is wrong with Nigeria. Travel out go live for America one day you go understand.
Nigeria as a country does everything wrong, lawless disorganized country. They don’t follow protocol. Everything is wrong with Nigeria as a country.
And when you portray your country as such, o boy, people no go trust you. Them go dey distance themselves from you.
Nigeria is like a mad man.