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successmatters:
It's N750 at Mushin Lagos now.

Why naaaa. A whole Lagos his own bunk?

Anyways, giving Tinibu power is like a madman carrying fuel and matchstick. 😂
Why he wanted the power was just because “Emi Lokan.” Just like buhari. These dudes aren’t prepared for the job two illiterates that haven’t run and grown a business, how would they grow a country?

SalamRushdie:
Tinubu has started off on a very bad foot

If you voted Tinibu, then thunder should fire 🔥 you with that fuel. 😂. But if you didn’t, it shall be well with you. 😢

hisexcellency34:
Nigerians are evil to themselves. Immediately the new president made the announcement, all the fuel stations changed their prices

Of course they are. But on this, it’s Tinibu’s fault. That statement was reckless and hasty. Mind you, businesses react to speculations and political statements anywhere in the world. Same way Economic powers carry weight too. Example, one tweet from Elon Musk on Crypto, can skyrocket the price of coins.
Anyways, people always panick because what if you sell your fuel at 100 naira and go back again to buy, it’s now 1k, which money you go take buy am?

Bigbright7:
Just from lakowe to Ajah is now 800 Naira. What used to be 400-500.
All I know is that the new government will Favour some people and will disservice the others, but in all I prophesy, I’ll be among the people it will Favour.

😂 clown 🤡. You don they follow the people wey go suffer, yet you no wan see am. No be you pay 800 for fare, yet your salary no increase. Or you think Obi Cubana or Otedola go follow you cry for fuel price even if it’s 2k a liter?
Let me tell you, the people corrupt govt favors are the elite, the wealthy, the poor will get poorer.
Embrace it bro.

Nazgul:
N300 is too much biko. With dangote refinery fully operational, I'm expecting it to be way cheaper than that.

The same way you are buying his cement cheap, right?
Dey play.
Monopoly will kick in now more.
Any time he want buy his girl friend private jet, him just add for petrol price. Una must buy am by fire by force

Mabizeka:
Tinubu: May 2023- July 2023.




Modified. I meant he will be removed by the court. I'm not wishing him death.

Dude forget. It’s game over. Tinibu I know will kill to retain that seat.

HBB1:
Bragging about a phone?

Jeez!

This is so sad.

You are broke bro.

For calling me broke, drop your account number make I wire you Aza to show you I no be broke

HBB1:
Bragging about a phone?

Jeez!

This is so sad.

You are broke bro.

Are you sure you well so?
Who is your bro?

triple996:
So this Alfa was a real nigger before

Yeah when he was a cultist. Na only occultists, cultists, criminals, armed robbers, drug barons, and junkies dey always lead Nigeria.
😂

solmusdesigns:
Tinubu took over Lagos when Oshodi was a gangster paradise.... Am sure nothing Buhari does can stop Tinubu's well articulated Renewed hope plan

Nigeria as a whole still remains a gangster paradise. You will disagree with me until you travel out of Nigeria and see for yourself how stupid it is in Nigeria

YouandiAllofus:
While i can't tell if any attempt was initiated to get luis enrique, i think he would be a better fit compared to pochettino with this present set of players at chelsea.

Honestly. Todd Boehly or what he calls himself is a clown 🤡 that guy knows nothing about football.
Enrique that made Spain look so dangerous in the Euro even though he played almost average players.
Pochetino with no achievement and no know success. Damn.

hakym619:

Buhari has destroyed the hope of an average Nigerian youth.
Please anyone willing to suggest to me a decent passive means of earning?

Go use your prick do money rituals. 😂

Flangelo12:
Tinubu is a good man who knows how to get things done.

😂. Comedians. Na so una talk for Buhari. Una don begin talk am for this one. Okay oooo. We shall see.
You see why Nigeria is the way it is now be say, Nigerians go go motor park dey wait to catch a flight.

donbachi:
Lebanese people

These guys are refugees ooo running away from war thorn and economic devastated Lebanon come Nigeria come become kings, even the Vice president dey confer citizenship on them. Lols 😂
Clowns 🤡

yinkus6750:
Let the will of God prevail over Nigeria.
Since nothing happens without God's support, whichever team is in position of authority should bring positive change for a drastic turnaround on the prevailing situation in the country.
Joy cometh in the morning.

Nigerians are just clownish skit makers. Everything good happens to the society out of hard work, sincerity, wise choices and not prayers.
Have you guys once sat down and ask yourselves why these Atheist countries in Europe and America are doing so very well despite not believing in God? Yet una wey dey pray tire dey even dey become worst?
It’s high time una need to understand that God gave humans the brains to make good decisions, and they are on their own if they fail to use that? What you can do for yourself, God won’t do it for you.
And for your information, stop bringing Gods name into stupidity because God has nothing to do with dirty evil things.
No, send your pikin to school, make him no go study hard to pass, make him dey pray dey go.
Comedians

Blackdeewhy:
Word!

Dey play. Return make herdsmen, kidnappers, unknown gunmen, bandits or police shoot am dead same night or make mosquitos eat am alive. Or so that when e dey sick them go carry am go the mortuary they call hospitals. Or make bad roads spoil him car finish. Or make all mad people wey full roads as drivers begin dey bash him car. Or make one church carry him loud speakers put for him fence dey shout like mad people disturb him sleep.
Most of you don’t understand why people don’t come back, they have no choice they are forced to. Honestly Nigeria is just an evil forest.
You will only understand how it’s like light and darkness when you move to America or Europe

Benblaq:
I don't like it when guys do this.

This picture says it all, hunger dey Nigeria. Walahi. See as full grown men dey look like skeleton. Chai. This is heartbreaking.

Rtk4:
I met this lady on Facebook and before you say jack we started dating. As time went on i decided to invite her to my house on a particular day....

That was our first meeting and we had sex. I was suprise to see that she was a virgin, infact real tear rubber wey be say na me open am. She cried and left, after some time she informed me that she hasn't seen her period ooh, so i told her to run a pregnancy test fast cos my mind don dey beat uncontrollably.

After the test it was confirmed that she was pregnant hmmmmm, God of mercy, i was so confused and devasted. To cut the long story short i went to to see her family with my own family and informed them that i would be fully responsible for the child but i wasn't ready for marriage.

After deep conversation with both family we left. But what struck me was during the conversation i sighted a HIV drug on their dinning table(I'm a doctor), immediately my mind was not at rest again. So upon reaching home, i started interrogating her on WhatsApp and calls about the drug I saw until she opened up to me that all her siblings were HIV positive including the father and mother and that She was the only one who was negative.

From the moment she told me that my mind hasn't been at rest again because i wasn't sure she was telling me the truth about her own status. I started running HIV test from that day every month until a year later before i confirmed I wasn't infected but you need to see the way i lost weight due to depression.

Please guys be careful out there, AIDS IS REAL. Though she later gave birth to my lovely son but unfortunately he died before clocking a year. I do not wish to remember the pain I passed as a result of his death.

Dang. You said you are a doctor, I believe a native doctor. Because no medical doctor will have unprotected sex with a girl and won’t know it will result in pregnancy.
And again no medical doctor will have unprotected sex with someone who is not his wife without protection first time of sex.
Guy if you be medical doctor, just go give them back your certificate cause you know nothing or you are just reckless which is concerning as a medical doctor. And this will always go on to tell in your medical practice in the future.
Anyways. Good for you say you no get HIV.
Go and sin no more

Badassniggga:
so can you tell us why haven't the powers from the US and EU man up and invade Russia like men?

Hell no. They are not stupid to start wasting lives.
The first and only time a nuclear weapon was used,, the US is still apologizing until today.
It was a grievous mistake, that’s why they don’t flaunt their nuclear arsenals anymore because using that shit is inhuman. Putin must be so stupid to think it’s fun to display such satanic weapon.
But I tell you for sure, the US has the one of horrible, satanic nuclear weapons, but they don’t show it to the world. And in my state here, there are tons of bunkers too; one is like 20 mins away from our house.
So don’t think they aren’t ready for anything Russia can come up with. They are smart and plan ahead of time

lhordspy:
Russia is throwing a subtle message at US and NATO. The message is straight and plain.
"You want war, we give you war' ...

Since NATO is trying to encircle Russia, I think it is also wise for Russia to start arming its allies with Nuclear weapons also. The repercussion of this move is that Russia is starting to position its weapon at strategic places too, so that when the nukes start going off, countries like Poland, Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania which borders Russia; NATO countries who are neighbours of Russia, which the US is using as frontal to wade war against Russia, will be the first to collect.

It is even refreshing and surprising to see Un!ted State, during its reaction to the deployment, referencing the Cuban missile crisis as a period unworthy of repetition. Even using it to preach to Russia. The same Cuban missile crisis started by US after it threatened to nuke Cuba just because of Russia's military base in the Cuba-country near US. Yet US want Russia to accept same thing in Ukraine.

War strategy is a like chess game. Give it to Putin. He is a master of the game.

Make we hear word Mr. You think Russia will survive the powers from The US and Entire EU?
Make him go ask Hitler how he ended.
Them say, “if one person cook for public then go finish the food, but if the public cook for one person, him no go finish the food.”

9jaRealist:
Belaboring under a comprehension deficit?!

Dude, I was born in the US (in New York City)…
But once an adult, could not wait to return to the Motherland.

And unlike you, just happy to be an economic refugee….
Yes, we “get pride” and will work to fix our own nations - or die trying!!
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To be honest with you, it has nothing to do with inferiority complex, at my work place they all know me as Nigerian. And every day I go to my clients house, I identify myself as a Nigeria with my ascent. I don’t feel less human. I am just humbled, and it has everything to do with, grateful heart for America, being so magnanimous to people from all works of life to make it there.
Their effort in running a human like sensible society well developed. Not like Africans running an animal like society destroying and looting dry their so called country that they are proud of.
I salute and respect these white people for their smartness , common sense, truthfulness, hardwork and good heart to bequeath a better world to the generations unborn.
Unlike the so called proud Africans that are hell bent on destroying the country they said they are proud off and only being useless and constituting nuisance to the world.
And people like you taking stupid pride in yourself should be ashamed of themselves, that from head to toe all you have acquired, wear and boast of were all the white mans invention.
Until you start solving your problems with your own head without the technology from the white man, I won’t believe you

9jaRealist:
You want more “screenshot passports” and docs?!
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See am him dey hide him dumb Nizooria passport dey pridefully show him Yankee passport.
Na oloshos carry him come Naija oo no be to develope anything. Guy man.
Bleep off dude

9jaRealist:
Belaboring under a comprehension deficit?!

Dude, I was born in the US (in New York City)…
But once an adult, could not wait to return to the Motherland.

And unlike you, just happy to be an economic refugee….
Yes, we “get pride” and will work to fix our own nations - or die trying!!
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Real Nigerians dey come out, “My Papa say I be Nigerian” follow dey come out too. Lol.

Go learn how to speak your mother tongue and culture first before you come dey brag.

How many of your uncles, aunts and relatives you know self?

You return to motherland to fix home. Na because of free olosho this dude dey Nigeria oo. So that him go dey form Americana dey bang oloshos for free. 😂 😝
Dude, they should declare you wanted by EFCC as a Sex Criminal oo

9jaRealist:
Why should I tear my US passport…

Unlike you, who is an economic refugee with a massive chip on your shoulder, an obvious INFERIORITY COMPLEX and LOW SRLF-ESTEEM, I am actually a natural-born US citizen and just as PROUD of being American as I am PROUD of being Nigerian - because BOTH heritages combined in different ways to make me the successful, contented yet ambitious, and empathetic person that I am, seeking to improve humanity and to leave some sort of meaningful impact (even if minimal) rather than the POVERTY MENTALITY of just chasing salaries and denigrating the society that provided you with the foundation and values that enables you to subsist abroad (even as a refugee). SMH
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Ask your papa wetin carry him come US?
Who invite am?

9jaRealist:


Dude, I got my first-ever Naija passport not too long ago…
Unlike some of you with an INFERIORITY COMPLEX, I am extremely PROUD of being Nigerian!!
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You blacks una too get pride. Una go leave una country first come oyinbo land, dem no invite una oo.. Wetin dey carry una Pride head go oyinbo land before, you would have sit your asses at your country and fix it. Then, same una go begin dey brag with having oyinbo passport or green card.
Na same una go leave una country come dey buy houses for oyinbo land.
For once make una rest. Sit your asses at home and don’t come here dey form proud black. Nobody force una come here oo

Destroy that blue passport cause no oyinbo person hold Nigerian passport, even if them do, them never will brag with it or even show it to people

😂

9jaRealist:


Dude, for every 1 person who excels through sports….
They are literally SCORES OF THOUSANDS languishing in the ghettos.

Most foreigners in most developed nations are essentially second-class citizens…
Because even the (materially) “successful” ones would likely do better if they were natural-born citizens (or Caucasian ).

Frankly, only LAZY folks do not grasp that a nation with myriad challenges by definition proffers myriad OPPORTUNITIES…
Billionaires like Maduka (Coscharis), Okoya (Eleganza), Dozie (Diamond Bank), Chukwuma (Innoson), etc., all started dirt poor.

Anyway, people who measure success by their salary merely epitomize a POVERTY MENTALITY! SMH
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You dey lie say you don live here. This one go screenshot passports for online come dey show me. Just this statements of yours tell me say you never lived in America.
Go sleep brother.
Success is measured by wealth overall, unless you wan go spiritual. If your success doesn’t result in material wealth, you are then unsuccessful.
Look at you, all names you mentioned na money men, why you no come mention your primary school teacher who was so damn good in tutoring kids

I will prove it to you that you have never lived in America or Europe.

9jaRealist:


Perhaps you should find out how many folks (overwhelmingly minorities) have been shot by police in the US…SMH
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Tear you blue passport then, if you so believe in Nigeria funny dude wey be say if something happen now na him go first enter plane dey come US to take cover
Guy no matter how worst is it in America, it will never near Naija madness. That you suppose know if say you truly lived here

9jaRealist:


Dude, I got my first-ever Naija passport not too long ago…
Unlike some of you with an INFERIORITY COMPLEX, I am extremely PROUD of being Nigerian!!
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Then Goodluck to you dude.
Being extremely proud means nothing. What matters is being extremely successful that all over the world they respect you

9jaRealist:
You’re “funnier” if you think that being a second-class economic refugee abroad is an achievement…
FYI, some of us were actually born and raised in the West before THANKFULLY returning to the Motherland.

Of course, if you really “have no business with Nigeria” you wouldn’t be here…
Nonetheless, just as others built their nations, SELF-RESPECTING Nigerians will build ours - or die trying!
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Dude nobody is a second class citizen in developed countries. In fact it’s a land of dreams. Where dreams are possible. Go check all the immigrants what they are doing in sports and so on. Making billions and banishing poverty for life.
The truth be say, na Nigerians be the real 4th class citizens for their country. Na politicians and their family and friends be 1st, 2nd, and 3rd class citizens.
That’s why them dey treat you guys like animals. If you talk too much them arrest or kill you if you protest. While them and their families ball abroad.
Besides, no mentally okay person fit leave abroad relocate to Nigeria, if not for business or family visits. Or old age.

LeoDeKing:
The White man is not a fool.

If you contribute to the growth of their economy, they may ignore your means of entry and indeed, they may formalise it if it is not very genuine.

But the moment they discover you are nothing but a leech, even if your documents are genuine, they will look for a means of kicking your damn arsss out of their country.

Some unproductive lazy illiterates will sit down and start insulting everyone that things are not working and start searching for how to japa to obodo oyibo. Meanwhile, there is absolutely nothing he can offer and that is why things are difficult for him.

By the time he gets to oyibo land, he still remain the lazy fool he was, parasiting on the hardworking White. Some will even go into fraud. Why won't they throw you out.

You are right. Most Nigerians come here and don’t want to get a skill. Doing menial jobs. Working crazy shifts.

22rockbottom:
Good Evening,

I got married 11years ago, my mother in-law has always in the picture of everything in our home and has total control of my wife. My wife cannot object anything she says even when I, as her husband challenged it. 90% of the major issues we had as a couple were caused by my mother in-law. After 11years, I decided to confront her to stop controlling her daughter and stop interfering in our marriage and home. I confronted her and my wife left the house. Her reason for leaving the house is that I disrespected her family.

more details later

Dare not plead with her. You did nothing wrong.
In fact if na me I go just pack her bag give am join.
That tells you where her loyalty as a wife is.

SultanOfAbia:
My mother is furious that I don't want to come over to the UK.
This month my younger sister left for UK and it's remaining me.
Documents and all papers are right and after couple family intervention I decided to go for interview.
I really didn't want to go to Uk
I love my life here in Nigeria tho things are hard.. it's still my home
I feel more connected to my father's land.
Going to abroad is not my plan. My mother thinks I'm possessed by spirit that want me to not succeed.
My uncles have pleaded with me to go and join my mum and sis in UK.

I was given UK visa last year, refused to join my sister that traveled this May

honestly I don't want to move to Uk.
I know how hard life can be in 9ja but i still love this country.
Mumsi says she is really dissapoinmented in me for staying back.
Did I do anything wrong?

Your mom was right. You are really possessed by a dumb stupid spirit, maybe Buhari spirit. And I am sure say, you voted APC.
Your mom should just disown you and dare not send you money.