₦airaland Forum

ochukoccna:
Seriously, let him kick her bum to the sidework
Na book the guy go read.

Phone in question goes for between $600-700
Tell your pal [or if na you] to buy new Doc Marteens boots to do the kicking.

BB na must?
If yes, send her a Chinese BB
Seriously, let him kick her bum to the sidework
Na book the guy go read.

This post is a no-brainer
Even little children knows it's the females.

IYA NGBALI:
but we can cook indomie noodles

Na food be that?

Natasha,,:
really? duh if you can't marry a woman who can't cook then billions of men are ready to marry her

Billions of men?
How many people are really on the planet, About 7 billion.
How many of them are grown men within the lady's reach?
How many men of marriageable age can a lady attract in her life time?
Drop the billions, I believe you get the drift.

really? duh Undecided Undecided cooking is no guarantee for a happy home, , cooking should not be a woman thing cos nobody was born to cook if your only reason for marrying a woman is cooking then you your self are a bloody joker. so a woman is useless if she can't cook? really was a woman born to cook? If cooking is what makes a woman then I don't even want to know how to cook

Truly no was born to cook, but there are traditional roles even in all of our imported modernity, I cook may choose to help out wifey in the kitchen yet I expect her [and I believe most men do] to supervise the kitchen arrangements. All those jokes about the housemaid taking over and warming Madam's bed start with little issues like cooking.
When last did anyone listen to LADY by FELA
All this more, Abami E don prophesy
My sister is British educated, she cooks for her husband even with her accent
Many of us grew up to see her mothers, sisters, aunties, grandmothers cooking for their husbands even though they had maids to help out
This cooking sessions were bonding sessions where knowledge and skills passed down
Yorubas say 'Olobe lo ni oko'
Why do think Calabar women are said to have the lowest divorce rates in Nigeria?
If true, I believe it has to do with two notable skills Calabar ladies are brought up to possess
I leave you to go figure what they are
Even God showed up in His pre-incarnate form to sample Sarah's cooking- Gen18

@ post,
Yeah right, Einstein.

Agree too.

Good say na rumor

IBB said OBJ na failure? I dey laff O!
I dey laff because na d same IBB impose OBJ for 1999 upon 9ja
I dey laff because IBB on forget say he himself na DISASTER!
If 9ja no B banana republic,no be prison e suppose dey&die like Abiola?
Hope he can still face justice unlike Augustus Aikhomu wey don escape 9ja people's wrath.
IBB said OBJ na failure? I dey laff O!
I dey laff because na d same IBB impose OBJ for 1999 upon 9ja
I dey laff because IBB on forget say he himself na DISASTER!
If 9ja no B banana republic,no be prison e suppose dey&die like Abiola?
Hope he can still face justice unlike Augustus Aikhomu wey don escape 9ja people's wrath.

Good day
How much does DV 9910 Pavillion us motherboard(AMD) go for?
Thanks

This is a great thread.
Kudos to the OP& many who have contributed to it.
Been ages I came across an information packed&educational thread like this on NL.
It has exposed most of the myths& misinformation about Cotonou shipped cars.
Now I'm better informed.
Kudos once again& thanks.

Nairaland was mentioned in BBB?
And so?
Kini big deal

BBB, [size=14pt]seriously mentally deficient movie[/size]

I must say kinda stumbled across this discussion in my quest to find a cheaper means as per the cost of the British pound
I want to wire money to UK [pay Naira into an account here, pounds get withdrawn there] only to be told its 269 naira
I was dumbfounded
Thanks to NL& this thread, I now understand better why it's that high
I was told by a friend that it's 260-262 as at this morning [Gbagada Mallams buying from you]
More updates coming as I get 'em

@ topic,
Yes it can
Only if U wan die

This is a way too dumb topic to have been posted in the 1st place talk less of making front page.
From the comments I've read, I see many didn't read through the interview b4 spewing out mostly tribal induced rants.
I don't see how been 2nd from bottom in the revenue allocation table makes the state 2nd poorest.
What about 9ja as a country?
Watched Monique on BET yesterday while interviewing 2face Idibia say she was in 9ja and 2 things struck her
The people are so happy [size=16pt]
And so poor!
Ouch!
Let's talk about 9ja's collective disease and not pick on Ekiti nor some northern 9ja states.[/size]

Meaning of a wedding ring?
It means [supposed to mean] I'm married
To most men marriage is [size=14pt]just a thing to be done[/size]
To women, marriage is [size=14pt]the thing that must be done[/size]
Spot the difference

A trend I've noticed is that in 9ja , it's the women that tend to wear the rings more whilst their husbands tend to chill on wearing it some months/few years after the wedding. Sort of I've bagged 'this woman for this marriage' attitude
Also, men tell you it attracts ladies to them in that 'em madams believe a married man knows how to handle a woman better than an unmarried woman
Demented thought ain't it!
Personally, I wouldn't hit on a ring wearing madam but many don't think that way in 9ja
Like a friend once told me, it's a thing of the heart
Once your heart is corrupted and impure, don't bother going to church to waste your time, fix your heart 1st
Same goes for marriage, [size=16pt]been committed is a thing of the heart[/size], not a piece of metal

rafhell:
generator and torch light

Yeah the above and [size=14pt]loads of cash![/size]

mama-gee:
[color=deeppink]Slap the living heck out of him and make him wake up. . .

Or just pour cold or hot water on him. . .[/color]

What great advice!
Ever heard of domestic violence
No be yankee she dey O!

dayokanu:
I trust you ori eja but drunk phock dey sweet sha

Jeez, see Einstein!
If you are both drunk maybe
It's hellish when only 1 party [especially the guy] is drunk.

rip

~Bluetooth:
Did you know it was Buhari's comment that the result was false that sparked the riot ? The point is buhari incited his people through unguarded comment.if not,why has he not come out to call them to order ?

Please what did he say?

@ post, it is nauseating to say Buhari is directly involved in the violent outburst up north
When Goodluck said MEND was not involved in the Abuja bomb blasts, did that make him a militant?
Prior to the elections, there was violence thus you must ask what were the security agencies doing to curtail an aftermath of violence?
I may not have interacted with Gen Buhari closely but I have had the opportunity to watch Tunde Bakare from close quarters and despite his fiery nature, he is a man of peace
Birds of the same feather ,we are told, flock together
Thus I believe Buhari has no hand in this violence
Don't hang a dog to give it a bad name
When the 2007 elections were rigged, did violence not break out in the South West including Edo?
I CONDEMN THE VIOLENCE IN ITS ENTIRETY but how come the security forces were caught napping?
What is their intelligence gathering capabilities?
Did they not anticipate something lie this happening with all the bombs that had been going off prior to the elections?
The root of this problem is not the recent elections but PDP's internal zoning estrangement which almost set Nigeria ablaze
It greatly polarised the country into pro north [Northern Elders Forum] and pro south [GEJ's camp]
Can you recall Northern youths threatening to deal with their leaders who supported Jonathan to claim PDP's ticket?
Did the security agencies take them serious, I doubt.
Protesting that CPC was rigged out is just a pretext
Blame PDP and their devilish zoning pact
If there was honour among thieves, it would never have gotten to this
GEJ's ambition and the Northern PDP elites intransigence nurtured this seeds
Non the less,STOP THE SENSELESS VIOLENCE

@ post, it is nauseating to say Buhari is directly involved in the violent outburst up north
When Goodluck said MEND was not involved in the Abuja bomb blasts, did that make him a militant?
Prior to the elections, there was violence thus you must ask what were the security agencies doing to curtail an aftermath of violence?
I may not have interacted with Gen Buhari closely but I have had the opportunity to watch Tunde Bakare from close quarters and despite his fiery nature, he is a man of peace
Birds of the same feather ,we are told, flock together
Thus I believe Buhari has no hand in this violence
Don't hang a dog to give it a bad name
When the 2007 elections were rigged, did violence not break out in the South West including Edo?
I CONDEMN THE VIOLENCE IN ITS ENTIRETY but how come the security forces were caught napping?
What is their intelligence gathering capabilities?
Did they not anticipate something lie this happening with all the bombs that had been going off prior to the elections?
The root of this problem is not the recent elections but PDP's internal zoning estrangement which almost set Nigeria ablaze
It greatly polarised the country into pro north [Northern Elders Forum] and pro south [GEJ's camp]
Can you recall Northern youths threatening to deal with their leaders who supported Jonathan to claim PDP's ticket?
Did the security agencies take them serious, I doubt.
Protesting that CPC was rigged out is just a pretext
Blame PDP and their devilish zoning pact
If there was honour among thieves, it would never have gotten to this
GEJ's ambition and the Northern PDP elites intransigence nurtured this seeds
Non the less,STOP THE SENSELESS VIOLENCE

blacksta:
I am bit confused  - I saw this picture some times last week.  
anyway from bbc

If that is true, then the time the picture would have been taken was when Gbagbo was still opposing H-Boigny in the 90's but that picture doesn't look that old as Gbagbo would have looked far younger with no 'Baba Iyabo' type belly.

ifyalways:
Lets not get over excited . . .this news might not be true.  

Have you seen the pictures?
They don't seem to be done in Corel.

I'm just reposting what someone posted on page1 of this thread.

But this is a shame and a tremendous fall from grace.

opalu:
WE MUST NOT ALWAYS SEE SOMETHING WRONG
WHAT WERE YOU EXPECTING US TO SEE?

THAT THE FRENCH SOLDIERS KILLED HIM OR FLEW HIM TO FRANCE?

THEY SIMPLY HANDED HIM OVER TO THE FORCES LOYAL TO THE SITTING PRESIDENT.

[size=18pt]THANK YOU OPALU[/size]
I couldn't have said it better.

superboi:
Guy those guys have been fighting Gbagbo even before the election and as far back as 2002,when he was first elected so yes they are rebels, Please go and read history as you recommended to me too.

If you had been following the Ivory Coast crisis on a daily basis, you would recall that Quatara's first act was to appoint Soro his deputy and that Soro is the public face of the 'rebels' who have now been co-opted into the new Republican force wchich includes militias and deserters from Gbagbo's army. And that they will be the bulk on Ivory Coast's new army.

superboi:
Ochuko nay you need to cleanse your self from your CNN induced history lessons,
Ivorite was introduced first when Quattara was prime minister and acting president and he probably did it to impress the late dictator and the thing boomaranged on him like the coup law and Obasanjo.
I am not a Gbagbo Fan as you put it but I believe in Soveringty of any Nation and the French and UN in case have clearly dug thier own pit because when China and Russia start to do their own they no go fit talk.

You 'll have to repost your words above in understandable English & lexicon when your excitement goes down.
CNN?
I don't do that Jewish American propaganda station.
Does sovereignty allow you to kill your own people [innocent& defenceless] in defence of a spurious mandate?
You must be one of Ghadaffi's sons that has escaped from Libya!

French soldiers have seized Ivorian leader Laurent Gbagbo from his residence and handed him over to the opposition, a Gbagbo aide has said.

Ibime:
Why should French troops hand him over to the rebels? Do they not think the rebels might "Samuel Doe" him?
Then he arrests Gbagbo and instead of following due process and shipping the dude to The Hague, he hands him over to the rebels.

The report says opposition, yours reads rebels
So now the opposition are now rebels because they choose to flush out Gbagbo out of his bunker after 4 months of dialogue to make him see reason to relinquish the presidency in an election he, his supporters and the whole of Cote d' Ivoire knows he lost.
Hmnn!
I'm still scratching my head at your political thesis O!

superboi:
See this guy Wahala just dey start!!!!
A foreign army(white) enters a country(Black African Divided along ethno/religious lines) and arrest one of the presidential candidate and hands him over to the other and you applaude that?
No wonder Africa is so backwards always entering shortcut and getting lost in the bush,

I applaud the fact that a dude who lost the presidential election choose to baulk @ the result and do a Ghadaffi upon his own people--killing protesting women and shelling a market.

If U know your history well,you should know your African hero -Gbagbo- along with Henri Bedie[one time president] were the very ones who started the instigation of ethno-religious sentiments primarily against Alassane Quatara [one time prime minister and winner of the election] all in their quest to become president.

It's all on CNN and Al Jazeera too.

Pop Champagne jo!