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Afternoon y'all
I believe one can apply with a print out of a CAS PDF document
Will be too late for DHL to deliver me a hardcopy
Abeg, urgent replies
Thank you

I had to get a new CAS which just arrived in the mail @ Saucy Dolph, SAT01, lamie505, kem000 CONGRATS Y'all

I passed by this accident yesterday
While I was not there when it happened, I'm sure it was caused by the driver's recklessness going by how this LAMATA/LAGBUS drivers navigate Lagos roads

Abso-phucking-lutely hilarious
Laughed my pants off

Great buy by AW
Definately will improve as he's only 24
Those saying he's lazy forget players improve
Case in point is Ramsey (whose added goal scoring to his game) and Giroud (who looks so different from last season's rookie)
But how come AW failed to buy a proven or even decent striker beats me hollow
Why put all your striking eggs in Giroud's basket?
Arsenal is still 2-3 injured players from a team crisis

Why the OP is been called names,I know not
How is it NL is populated by goons nowadays?
Can't we have an intellectual arguement without name calling?
Fact is,constitutionally Ebele Jonathan has the right to aspire to any elective office
Truth is,he belongs to the a band of thieves called the PDP
Even amongst thieves,there is law and order,there is honor
For him to deny knowledge of their existing internal power rotation pact is outright dishonesty
While none of their private arrangement concerns Nigeria,Nigerians and the constitution;we must not forget that the band of thieves called PDP has enormous national spread
How can one who disrespects an internal existing agreement respect our laws and constitution?
Anyone still positing that he is performing needs brain surgery
If Ebele hijacked power for the good of Nigeria and Nigerians (as many wrongfully believed),he would have a true power base to call upon
However his limited understanding of Nigeria's dog eat dog politics and ill advised personal ambition has started hunting him
I'd say let him stew in his own mess while we look at, for and get credible people who can fix the mess Nigeria currently is.

That shark is big as phuck
Really big as phuck

Gbawe, why waste your bandwidth educating the Ebele online militia

OBJ
OBJ
OBJ
In case you know not, the above name stamped almost all the female PA's and ministers who served under him
Was Madam Chikwe spared?
You be the judge

This Felix Obuah is a clown
What law has Amaechi broken?
They are all thieves but Obuah is a Phucking clown

Pataki: President Retardeen will use his own hands to spread his foolishness.

Keep it up Retardeen!

Why is Patience silent in this PDP matter?

I could not have said it better
Yorubas say you need not say all the words in your heart before a wise man gets the message
The message is clear [even shouting] for all to read, but can Ebele read and see what is so plan?
The answer is blowing in the wind

Anyone who has read Shakespeare's Macbeth knows that someone's destiny is to mirror the main character in that book

Even though Assad is a brute beast who needs to go,a military strike will escalate the chaos in the middle east further
But hey,the Western war mongers need money to refresh their bank accounts and test nrw wrapons of war.

If Jonathan could dissipate half the kind of energy and vision he uses in sacking,muzzling,intimidating,suspending those real or percieved opponents/rebels to his 2015 re-election ambition to governance and leading Nigeria, Europe,America, Asia and co would have sent their leaders and professors to come learn from him.

I made an effort to read but stopped when I saw the author stating new universities as an achievment yet ASUU is on strike while the old universities have funding issues
Also, once I saw the author was Reno Omokri,I knew it was just drivel written to earn his daily pay

Morality apart,how can 2 dicks ever mix?
Its mentally disgusting and nauseating even conteplating it
Yuuccckkk
The minds of men iz truly bankrupt
Yet politically,you know there more than a sinister motive when you have the West's mouthpieces like Obama and Cameron applying pressure to African nations about embracing homosexuality

Look at the look on Neil Lennon's (Celtic coach) face,UEFA no try at all with a kind draw to the English teams except for Chelsea who had very easy draw

Chelsea's got it so eaasssyyy

Choi,see match fixing
Arsenal don hear am O!

lamie505: That's cool...banks in Nigeria don't give good price for foreign currency they sell high to you.. And they will even tell you they don't have so you have to use the black market.. I think I will change at muritala airport.. I can't risk buying fake pounds from Aboki oo... That's why am gonna use a BDC at Muritala.. But visa has to come out first oo

Ha ha ha, Lamie dey fear O!
I've been dealing with my Aboki for upward of 2 years now for many dollar transactions only now na pounds, so there's a relationship already going
Even at that I told him to his face during one of our transactions last week that I don't trust him nor do I anybody
One thing I've quickly learnt is to look out for security features e.g. holding the money against the light helps
I did that last week when buying to which he replied 'Tola, you no trust me?' to which I replied yes O!
Twenty and ten pounds have a security silver strip on the note unlike the fifty pound note which have mainly internal features
Also buying in smaller quantities help a lot as buying large amounts help fraudsters better
That apart Abokis that have a shop/office are less likely to scam you
Also the real dudes tend to mark their notes with a small unique sign to that dealer
I learnt the easiest way to spot fakes is be exposed to genuine currency over time repeatedly such that immediately you touch a fake, a red flag goes off
Bottom line is do what works best for you

BTW, how much do you want to take along when leaving?
Your total maintenance money?
Is that safe?
I'm looking at cash of 2000-2500 max when leaving along with my bank card
I read Nigerian Bank issued Mastercards and VisaCards work great in the UK [but do make sure its the top banks here]

lamie505: 257 still make sense oo... But the last time my brother was travelling we change at BDC at muritala airport and it made lots of sense that's where am using.. No need to rush...officially it is 245 so it wickedness to sell for 260... Every kobo counts now oo

I made two transactions today
The BDC eventually gave me a N256 per pound quote while my Aboki did it for for N257 [Note this Aboki did my 1st transaction at N253 before the scarcity set in]
I would have waited for the rate to drop more but hey I don't want to resume in the dead of winter i.e. January
Also I'm aiming to wire my remaining school fees before putting in my application
I heard doing such helps speed one's application up up
Yeah officially its 245 but do banks even sell it to you at N249?
Rather they link you with the black market or tell you to fund it yourself
Our banks are a little better than the Mafia in that they have legal licences but do the same things
Rackets and Extortion

honey86: Unfortunately it will keep rising cos d demand is usually high from now till October.

Tanks honey86
Your advice is like honey

lamie505: How Aboki go dey give you 260.. That's much abeg we go change for airport wen we wan travel jor.. Abi anyone knows the exact exchange rate.. NGN to GDP

I was in fact first quoted N265 which I blatantly refused to budge for
However a BDC gave me a price of N257 which I'll be buying from him today
He too echoed what honey86 said

While some of what Jenny wrote is IMHO exaggerated/a unsubstantiated wild outburst, the core of her message still filters through which is WHEN YOUR HEAD IS BENT BACKWARDS and YOU SMELL YOUR SHITHOLE i.e. ana_l ORIFICE FOR TOO LONG A TIME, YOU TEND TO BELIEVE ITS SMELL IS HEAVENLY
What Jenny , the lady in the 'Ill burn my Nigerian passport video' and by extension many Nigerians resident in Nigeria and the diaspora are saying is give us a nation that works and is functional where accountability and merit are supreme
Is that to much to ask for?

Can anyone venture how much they were quoted to buy the British pound of recent?
Preferably a quote from last week?
Thanks
The best Abokis gave me was 260 naira

A female friend employed by Access was given a 300mill target about 2 and a half years back
She didn't meet up but wasn't sacked though
Many men told her to drop down her panties (which she vehemently rejected) if she wants their deposits in Access
Pathetic

honourableseyi: Lols, me I no dey carry babes ooo, neither drink nor go clubbing. I run for all of these even in naija not to talk of when I'm in oyinbo land.Thanks for the advice sir.

Na oyinbo land e easy pass

Whilst I do not subscribe to her burning of her passport,one sees so many juvenile reactions to her outburst
NL is truly populated by kids nowadays
Only one who has functioned in an enviroment built,driven and sustained by merit/orderliness can connect with her outburst
Corruption nor tribalism isn't Nigeria's biggest impediment
Its lack of merit,accountability and a total disregard for resulting consequences of actions &inaction.
BTW isn't Ojo Madueke a former Minister of Foreign affairs braindead to know that lobbying and accepting to be Nigeria's ambassador to Canada several steps back
It just shows you many a Nigerian would sell their mother into slavery just to get a government job

ogri1391: internet off campus average about £10 per month for about 1 or 2gb data with a dongle/USB stick for your laptop/pc. You may be able to use the wifi of your flat sharers too for free if they give your the access code to their internet service. Gas, light water may be inclusive of your monthly rent. If its not and u sharing a house with others, it will not be much since u will all contribute a certain amount. So have u actually got an offer from the Uni or still thinking of going there.

1 or 2GB? Is that daily allowance or weekly?
Its surely monthly
WTF!
Wetin I wan take that kain data allowance do?
Anyways, school Internet connection dey too sha to help supplement
Or am I mistaken ?

otokx: If they name the 10 banks, the rest will become history.

So depositors will panic,withdraw their money and crash the banking sphere?

[size=28pt]Why should I give a frigging phuck about a person whose progenitors have held back my nation and my race back by their policies and attitudes? [/size]
Blackman wake up and stop licking the whiteman's bum

Hmmn
As Bola Ige would have said
Sidon look to see as it unfolds

Before Ebele's laptop militia flood this thread to defend their boss, their job and their crumbs, permit my post
I recall ASUU was heavily lambasted on the FP thread where said they demanded for 87 billion and not 92 billion lie Ngozi Iweala made to news media
When you pay your workers peanuts,expect monkeys
I can empathize that many University students are frustrated but hey teachers especially at the tertiary level are well remunerated
I was even pleasantly surprised to learn that our University tutors are well paid relative to other countries like Malaysia, France, China, Russia, Japan, Brazil, Turkey [note attached graphic which came from this source http://www.thestar.com/news/canada/2012/03/22/why_canadas_professors_are_the_best_bestpaid_that_is.html]
However this strike came about by GOVERNMENT RENEGING ON A SIGNED AGREEMENT scaled back to about 15% of the original demand
Why did the government agree and sign in the first place only to renege?
And with the outrageous unmerited figures we see as remuneration of political leaders in the press not forgetting the display of opulence by our political leaders, how can they convince not only the lecturers but Nigerians that government cannot afford to pay up?
Tell that to the marines.

Krasid: When will Wenger learn?

While I would not want Arsenal to drop points in this match,AW and the Arsenal board need a STRONG SHOCK to the system
However,I doubt this match can do this remembering the 8-2 hammering by United didn't do jack squalch in changing the way AW and the board do things
Just spend a little more to tweak a team's core that has so much potential but hey Villa just buried the shambles of AW and the phucking stuttering board