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misspicy:
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i love to have something to play with when cuddling

One pair of Gucci shoes for you!...

A lot of the "older folks" tend to look @ you funny like PDA is another color of PDS (Public Display of Shame) but ts cool with a crush or someone u really like tho..I encourage u 2 try it once in a bluemoon and not everytime-somtinz r nt 2 b overstretched.

Rone16:
Because they get too much attention from guys and forget to face their studies but focus more on looking more beautiful.

One Versace Bag for you! Nice comment..

lifeisabitch:
Mrcork is a foolish nuisance, a complete nonentity.

Easy swthrt! don't hate, appreciate..

lifeisabitch:
my boobies, any other question?
U seem excited
It's easy to tell, no one has ever indicated interest in you
Oya send me a pm let's relate

*faints upon hearing this*

sinaj:
lol lyk serzly?
U gat a girl here dat doesn't giv a phuck bout judgement dat comes frm a head moulded in a haste

It's almost 2pm Grandpa
Go get a nap ur brain nids dat break

Ouch! Santa didn't visit, now someone's mad!

Get ready to wash the sheets y'all; collateral damage!

achinaboy:
my girl friend has no clits,so what do I do then?

Rub her Toes!

There are two best moments as far as I am concerned;
The day u obeyed d "green light" signal and the day u carried out d "fitness test" *winks*

lovelygurl:
Yes, I can. If u had asked a few months ago I'd have declined but now I know age has nothing to do with maturity.

It must b deep what changed ur mind. Hmmmmmm...*runs 2 bring pot* Ifa must hear ds!

M sure u kno ur husband Cutehector does a lot? Mind you..

MzPecs:
I'm from the Eastern Nigeria.

Damn, dox jugs look westernised tho!

repogirl:
Hmmm, I'm skeptic about this story.... How can a guy getting a blow'job be able to drive at the same time? Guy your tale doesn't add up!

I don't get when ppl say its impossible to get head and drive. Does receiving a Bj numb one's senses? Of course not!

Oliviaarims:
All of my aspirations, efforts and goals in life is primarily because I want to be sth in life independent of a man. To command respect,be a role model to my kids and society.. It's not simply about the money. There's no way I'm going to marry a man who says I shouldn't work because he intends to establish me.

I love the corporate world!

No one plans to honey, it jst so happens that it may come up eventually with your spouse and for love like most people, they give in to their partner's wishes.
But I tell u ts one helluva mistake they make. I believe d woman's contribution is as effective as her husband respects it 2 be.

Monalisa185:
hehehehe.. please do locate me, your thunder awaits you...

We have lightening arrestors installed in our shorts..

Monalisa185:
go after him, press his ballz and run away too....

I must locate you to press my luck!

flawlesRebirth:
pursue em...catch him..nd prrss hiss Dicck

I seee....so ya Hot eh?

F**k all dt "be-a-man-and-try-to-resolve-this" everyone comin on here's sayin!
Dude, u jst lost ur woman. No offence homie but dx hoes aint loyal bruv.
Had d same experience with a reltnshp of 5yrs. But I cn tell u somfn bruv, women and religion? Dy abt 2 b d two worst things 2 happen to Mankind.

"Around the same time, men have elevated
levels of oestrogen, making them ‘more
emotionally present’ during sex"

This is so different frm my school mother's assessment...lol (#RapedYoung)
1. Men do not secrete hormones called Oestrogen instead they secrete Testosterone.

2. Men possess high sexual "energy levels" in the wee hours of d morning (yes, ur 3pm is to be 3am) btw d hours of 1am and 10am.
This is because the secretion of testosterone is higher during that period

3. Do try-outs and see who's telling the better truth (I no talk say u dy lie o..lol)

NB:Take this seriously tho

ChynoBEATS:
buh i thought it's Alt+F18





















Wait F18














Ok nevaMind

Psyyyyycho!! U wnt me 2 choke on pukin ma xmas meal abi? Plssss stop d xpensv joke. I intend to carry ds meal in my belly till 2016

And here I am thinkin of wt 2 buy my babymomma? Life! Smh Maybe I'll gt her bathroom slippers instead!

Beware of collabo hostel mates!

So they've got that Magun shii in Canada?? Shii...imma change my mind abt Kenyan chics real quick!

Just dropped my number nw its broken!
080-3-401-65-75
Interested

misspicy:
kwakwakwakwakwakwa kwakwakwakwakwakwa

1)am no nigga,remove that shade on your eyes,this is misspicy

2)only an insecure man will be competing with a dead man's memory,kilode? she can mourn her ex as much as she wants,so what if it was her brother will OP say the same?
the way we mourn the dead differs,men are likely to easily get along well but women tend to mourn till they can mourn no mourn


there is nothing wrong in here mourning her EX anyway she likes,how long she wants until she can mourn no more shikena

Why do ladies hv a problem abt male insecurity?
Whateva makes som women think Men are "metallic" and aint supoxd 2 subjct 2 emotions n shii.
Take a chill pill bae, ts ok fr a man 2 b insecure esp ds kind..lol
Cmon, dude dnt evn kno if she mourning or missin d x factor. He's gt every right to b inquisitive. NL jst does d thinkin out loud. M sure u'd too if u wr in d position

CaptPlanet:
So all the while you guys coveted Mourinho? Hahahaha! I thought y'all claimed he was no good.

At this rate, anything other than LVG is a breather! Cnt stand d niccur's arrogance.

Welcome JOSE MOURINHO 2 Manchester United! #UnitedMourinho #TheWaitIsOver