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Suigeneris93:
Child abuse...can't imagine any guy dat'll have the guts to talk marriage to my 16yr old younger sister...I'll just castrate d heediot

Instead of sounding so protective, why not try and find out if she's wooed by any?
You'll be amazed by the result of your findings.
And..abt castration?...quit dt shii...pretty girls dnt play wt knives..lol

I had a milder experience too. Police brutality particularly on young men these days have hit the peak!
Is there no way out?
I was arrested alongside two of my colleagues on our way to work when these wicked police officers intercepted our vehicle and took us to the station accusing us of being yahoo boys.
They detained us for 24 hrs accusing us of being yahoo boys and seizing our smart phones thereby preventing us from reaching out to anyone for help before releasing us, having collected #10,000 the next day, sunday morning.
(they even offered to escort one of us to the ATM with our debit cards!)
This has to stop. I'll appreciate some enlightenment on the next course of action the next time a thing like this repeats itself. I see young men being brutalised everyday by police (and it's not even a case of dressing or appearance!)
As an unemployed graduate, because of the brutality and recklessness of the force I can never be interested in even working for or with them. (Tufiakwa)
Nigeria go better one day..

OsusuMustFlow:
After the lower court granted him bail, the DSS got an order of the federal high court, Abuja, to keep the leader of IPOB in detention.


maka why?

I tire o! This country sef na so-so power dy hungry dem.

Lol ladies and their theories! Tot twas skinny guys-big donks? Einstein gave u guys a new-found theory?

The job insecurity in the Nigerian Banking Career cannot be over-emphasized, particularly @ entry & mid levels.
Best thing is to save up enough to get on a business of your own instead of wasting all dat intelligence on ungrateful employers. Take the job seriously as well as performance is a key metric for sustaining your job for as long as you want.

Jolllyjoy:
av u see my arse?

Yes we have, on ur profile. Or is dt ur face?...oh lukd lik arse

Pretty awesome to indulge if your bestie n lady friend dnt have halitosis or smelly body parts..lol
Indulged in one sometime ago, biggest lessons?

1. Never make love 2 a misfit
(Ensure both partners are mature and "coded" enof to kp wt happens in Rome staying in Rome!)

2. Use protection!
(U never go wrong with these precautions..u can never tell. Diseases dx days no dy show fr body o)

3. Switch off ur Emo-buttons
(Nothing substantial as a serious relationship can emanate from this. Think I'm lying? Try n get hurt!)

4. Hydration!
(Water no get enemy. At least make sure derx something 2 sip on to curb dehydration)

5. Freak Pops' influence.
(Whoever did the unbelievable without a lil influence? Alcohol, Pills, Leen..sha get high! As a pot-head, I say pot does it best!..lol)

6. No competition
(You are not in a marathon! Easily take turns, take a break, snack up, share a drink/a blunt..etc Ease up on ur pace)

7. No cameras!
(You are not an adult film company, keep a third eye out and have fun..lol)

8. Food o!!!
(Who no chop well no fit do well..evr hrd?)

9. Comfort and space
( You don't wanna end up like sweaty canines on heat! Use a serene comfortable room with all the air y'all gon' need)

10. Time is dead.
(Screw the upcoming schedules you have!..indulge to remember no more)

NB: Not advisable for emotionally immature folks or kiss n tells

Play safe player!

Honesty007:
I must Humbly say ''Betting and Gambling are like Brothers and sisters and they are terrible sins.They appear in the bible under ancient terms.
Remember ,Soldiers who crucified christ 'cast lots''= betted over his garments .The apostles cast lots on who to replace Judas.Matthias who was a replacement to Judas didn't last.
Betting is a horrible sin.Since it entered soccer,soccer hasn't been the same. Betting/Gambling a programme of Mammon. Christ says, u cannot serve God and mammon.Choose one Master.
Either u stop or u serve God.Betting makes u to do crazy things. Once it turns out that ''u kill people'' because of betting, u also play Games, then its evil.
Wow! False preachers won't tell u the truth.You may have been having confidence in ignorance because ur betting money was accepted,but truth is ''it has no records in heaven.Don't make friends with the ungodly mammon.

I totally disagree with this.
The reason "casting lots" incidents were included or told in the scriptures were to depict the value of the incidences precluded by the act.
Sports Betting is a business venture as stainless and unique as Lotteries, Stock/debenture/shares investment portfolios and the rest of the other business ventures that require forecasted income.
Pay your tithe because it is your effort, your income, your sweat and it is a way of showing appreciation for which God promises in the scriptures that he will bless you more.
NB: I pay my tithes on every ticket win and I believe it works!

End-time Dick...fools everywhere! smh

Judging from d above comments.
Wait o, ds ppl no fit pump ds money into revamping d agricultural sector? Even as little as procuring state of the art machinery to aid large-scale government funded farming? Na wa o...y dz leaders com dy go school?

All sentiments aside? Can any looter really b prosecuted in Nigeria? I mean real "prosecution" not "house-arrest" or "vacation(1-3yr jail term)

examhall:
she don day fine small small ooo

She fine well-well before o sister..

I knew Man U wld lose dt match the moment I saw d anxiety on Jackson's face.
Someone tell LVG he is not Arsene Wenger and shd forgt abt fielding dx inexperienced toddlers.

Shii aint gon' stop me from lighting a blunt. Hell if she had smoked one she'd hv sentenced d nigga to Life in her room!
Puff Puff Pass!

wirinet:
Cosmos maduka a billionaire? Well not according to his kinsman Ifeanyi Uba, who thinks that the Coscharis Group is a pure water business -https://www.nairaland.com/1100866/coscharis-group-pure-water-business

Billionaire in dollars ko, billionaire in Zimbabwean dollars ni, has he been able to pay back the N21 billion he borrowed from access bank on behalf of Ifeanyi Uba?
I am sure cosmas just paid Forbes to launder his badly damaged image after the aftermath of the loan scandal with Ifeanyi Uba and the Stella Oduah Bullet proof BMW scandal.

Do u think "Forbes" is Nigeria's "Ovation"? He has been rightly chosen because of his success and ingenuity.

From the heart of a desperate woman comes the venom of strife.
(Better correct this mentality if u dnt want to mislead ppl n urslf to eternal spinsterhood..lol)
Nice joke if u wr only clowning tho

Hw abt 800k?

Judging your kind of person no puns intended (lol), I'd say the Lancer'd suit your expectations.
You want something that displays Class, Power and Style something that's reflective of your personality.
As much as you want to take "economic considerations" into play, the Lancer isn't so far in comparison with the Corolla even fuel consumption economics augur well with both brands.
However, you might want to take issues of mileage and availability of spare parts into consideration especially for second-hand value sakes.
Happy Car Shopping!

I hope Lagos State takes a cue.
The inadequacy of the VIO group lies substantially on the illiteracy level of its personnel.
Those demons will frustrate you with their shallow reasoning and incompetence! A welcome development other states shd trail.

The enemies of our Nation are at it again trying to stifle our freedom of speech knowing that it is indeed a powerful tool in modern-day Nigerian politics.
Isn't it sad how supposed agents of change who rode on the wings of the powerful influence of social media suddenly see it as a threat to their own existence in office? I am sure the "Diezani-Dasuki-Dokpesi" sagas have given them cause to realise that social media must be obliterated in order to continue their corruption madness.
What a shame!
This would mean that a simple comment on NL wld likely bag one a criminal record?
Think Nigerians...Think!!!

shizzy7:
Lol, That third position is the best. If I'm not like that, I'm not sleeping...

Shey na only Benin girls dey sleep like that? I no be Benin ooo, those people don suffer for una hand..

Funny enof, it aids trimmer tummy.

danieloy4:
Do you think she's gonna open her yarnsh for you by taking sides?

M sure that's what ur callous mother did with a random individual to birth ur unfortunate self...shift!

shizzy7:
Mine is not there. I sleep on my stomach.

Ah! I knw dt type. It is butterfly stroke! Benin girl ryt?

sugabwoy:
33-17=16..............hmmmm na wwa oooo

Bros, d tin sef fear me o. Weezy bad gan!!..lol

Kendrick419:
pls can someone tell me the coolest site I can download hip hop

Kindly visit www.321hiphop.com for downloads of latest releases and throwbacks and www.hiphopdx.com for Hip-hop news.
Cheers.

danieloy4:
Its not a crime,its just dumb esp if u call ursef a grad in d era we re in moreso wen the company website is dere to search.

Don't be silly! She asked a simple question.
My God! Why are Nigerians like this? Small position of power/opportunity and then our shoulders are up like Lamborghini doors!...smh
It would have done no harm to mention what you were asked instead of bashing the poor girl abt being a Nitwit for asking.

danieloy4:
Its not a crime,its just dumb esp if u call ursef a grad in d era we re in moreso wen the company website is dere to search.

Don't be silly! She asked a simple question.
My God! Why are Nigerians like this? Small position of power/opportunity and then our shoulders are up like Lamborghini doors!...smh
It would have done no harm to mention what you were asked instead of bashing the poor girl abt being a Nitwit for asking.
I'm sure you're one of those GNLD agents...

You can never go wrong with those two lovely oranges called boobs!
Their uniqueness as body parts and uncanny ability to stir an erection at any place and anytime is unrivalled! #BobbyFC

Bro, shex no longer urs!
It means you are playing second fiddle to another. That relationship is never gonna move forward bruh...end it bfr it ends you!

STFUareyouGod:
seems you know so many p0rnstars

Yes, she even starred in a cameo with Shane Diesel & Byron Long

naughtynaughty:
F*cking b!got. *spits on ur std infectious d!ck nd walks away*

U cldt spit anywrelse bt d D?..lol