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Wait? She just realised after 3 days in the public eye that her "boyfriend" is from the same state with her and their parents are friends, after all the damage?
These women be thinking like shrimps tho..

Chai, why don't I come across this kind of babes ehn instead of all ds biscuit crackers dt r comin my way God, why?
This mumu u give no com know wetin to do with am.
Who asks what to do when a cutlery set and a sumptuous meal is set before him?
Bros, don't marry the girl o. Adopt her inugo?

CaroLyner:
the girl sounds foolish anyway.

1 pair of Jimmy Choo heels for you baby girl! Ion kno y ppl cnt read btw d lines..lol

SINNZ:
Imo State University Owerri.











Thank me later.

Ur head is correct bro!

titi4fola:
ask..

If the father wr to b clothed in som sort (@ least boxers kpa-kpaa) wld u still hv condemned this and why?

SUGARBEE:
Silly Op

Lol wetin u sef dy find here?

abuaoyen:
Inappropriate!

Can I ask u a question?

naughtynaughty:
wat if I mistakenly fart while ure licking d whole? Its licking shey?

Why? No, why,........why evils?

naughtynaughty:
wat if I mistakenly fart while ure licking d whole? Its licking shey?

Why? No, why,........why evils?

naughtynaughty:
eh but pls..let's meet @d bar, cinema or church first. Wt wil we be doin @ur crib nah? Watchn lielie movies or cracking dry jokes? Osunmi o

U too fear-fear...some houses are like church, cinema and mosque combined..lol

Its a question of comfort. Unless u no like d guy wey u dy go visit?

naughtynaughty:
I mean u meet a guy newly, maybe xchange numbers cos u think he is smart, he calls nd d next thing is 'can you come to my house'?? Lyk criosly? Honestly its bcumin so boring nd annoying nowadays.

What's it with guys nah? Cnt u guys patiently woo a lady without adding the 'come to my house' talk? Its a big turn off for me, wats there to b done in ur house dt we cnt do elsewhr?

Is there some solution to global hunger in ur house? Orishirishi. Its so common nauadays dt u wonder if guys hav lost their minds on dating etiquettes. My new frnd yaf turn dis come to my house talk into a daily anthem ooo..no b small thing.

The thing is..80prcnt of the men who invite
ladies to come to their house at
first meeting have no good
intentions at heart..nd y'all need a slap to reset ur brain on how to properly woo a lady. Lord save guys of dis generation

Am I d only one in dis?

Major cracker of the year!
U certainly hv bn arnd som vry naughty guys.
Its a 50-50 chance dear what happens in a guy's house. The hotel, bar, cinema or church auditorium (as I presume u'd prefer as a meeting point) portends risks nt farther than the "House".
Afterall, na house una go still land abi?

Its a shame how the hunger and greed for power has affected religion.
Religion teaches to be law-abiding (@ least in most sections)
Unfortunately, politics has eaten deep and conflicted with religious theories leaving the whole world in a deeper melancholic state.
In semi-literate Africa, it is a viable tool for political division. God help us all.

Vulu:
YOU WILL TELL US MORE OF THAT TRUTH IN LAWAL DAURA'S CAGE. I HAVE FORWARDED YOUR THE LINK TO YOUR POST TO THE DSS. YOU HAVE TO TELL US WHO ATTACKED BUHARI'S CONVOY IN KANO.

Lol what a display of Patriotism!
Bros go join Army

Ibelove:
please where are the damaged cars? If you share from a stolen money, you are among the thieves, or does it only apply to petty robbers? Whether cash or kind, if you received something, you are a partner.

Are u saying that all government-funded allowances and grants given to specially positioned individuals (past heads of state and possibly social amenities provided by d govt) be remanded or prosecuted? Then you and I should be arraigned as well.
Buhari got the replacement of his convoy as a past head of state.
Do u understand better now sir?

Suigeneris93:
Child abuse...can't imagine any guy dat'll have the guts to talk marriage to my 16yr old younger sister...I'll just castrate d heediot

Instead of sounding so protective, why not try and find out if she's wooed by any?
You'll be amazed by the result of your findings.
And..abt castration?...quit dt shii...pretty girls dnt play wt knives..lol

I had a milder experience too. Police brutality particularly on young men these days have hit the peak!
Is there no way out?
I was arrested alongside two of my colleagues on our way to work when these wicked police officers intercepted our vehicle and took us to the station accusing us of being yahoo boys.
They detained us for 24 hrs accusing us of being yahoo boys and seizing our smart phones thereby preventing us from reaching out to anyone for help before releasing us, having collected #10,000 the next day, sunday morning.
(they even offered to escort one of us to the ATM with our debit cards!)
This has to stop. I'll appreciate some enlightenment on the next course of action the next time a thing like this repeats itself. I see young men being brutalised everyday by police (and it's not even a case of dressing or appearance!)
As an unemployed graduate, because of the brutality and recklessness of the force I can never be interested in even working for or with them. (Tufiakwa)
Nigeria go better one day..

OsusuMustFlow:
After the lower court granted him bail, the DSS got an order of the federal high court, Abuja, to keep the leader of IPOB in detention.


maka why?

I tire o! This country sef na so-so power dy hungry dem.

Lol ladies and their theories! Tot twas skinny guys-big donks? Einstein gave u guys a new-found theory?

The job insecurity in the Nigerian Banking Career cannot be over-emphasized, particularly @ entry & mid levels.
Best thing is to save up enough to get on a business of your own instead of wasting all dat intelligence on ungrateful employers. Take the job seriously as well as performance is a key metric for sustaining your job for as long as you want.

Jolllyjoy:
av u see my arse?

Yes we have, on ur profile. Or is dt ur face?...oh lukd lik arse

Pretty awesome to indulge if your bestie n lady friend dnt have halitosis or smelly body parts..lol
Indulged in one sometime ago, biggest lessons?

1. Never make love 2 a misfit
(Ensure both partners are mature and "coded" enof to kp wt happens in Rome staying in Rome!)

2. Use protection!
(U never go wrong with these precautions..u can never tell. Diseases dx days no dy show fr body o)

3. Switch off ur Emo-buttons
(Nothing substantial as a serious relationship can emanate from this. Think I'm lying? Try n get hurt!)

4. Hydration!
(Water no get enemy. At least make sure derx something 2 sip on to curb dehydration)

5. Freak Pops' influence.
(Whoever did the unbelievable without a lil influence? Alcohol, Pills, Leen..sha get high! As a pot-head, I say pot does it best!..lol)

6. No competition
(You are not in a marathon! Easily take turns, take a break, snack up, share a drink/a blunt..etc Ease up on ur pace)

7. No cameras!
(You are not an adult film company, keep a third eye out and have fun..lol)

8. Food o!!!
(Who no chop well no fit do well..evr hrd?)

9. Comfort and space
( You don't wanna end up like sweaty canines on heat! Use a serene comfortable room with all the air y'all gon' need)

10. Time is dead.
(Screw the upcoming schedules you have!..indulge to remember no more)

NB: Not advisable for emotionally immature folks or kiss n tells

Play safe player!

Honesty007:
I must Humbly say ''Betting and Gambling are like Brothers and sisters and they are terrible sins.They appear in the bible under ancient terms.
Remember ,Soldiers who crucified christ 'cast lots''= betted over his garments .The apostles cast lots on who to replace Judas.Matthias who was a replacement to Judas didn't last.
Betting is a horrible sin.Since it entered soccer,soccer hasn't been the same. Betting/Gambling a programme of Mammon. Christ says, u cannot serve God and mammon.Choose one Master.
Either u stop or u serve God.Betting makes u to do crazy things. Once it turns out that ''u kill people'' because of betting, u also play Games, then its evil.
Wow! False preachers won't tell u the truth.You may have been having confidence in ignorance because ur betting money was accepted,but truth is ''it has no records in heaven.Don't make friends with the ungodly mammon.

I totally disagree with this.
The reason "casting lots" incidents were included or told in the scriptures were to depict the value of the incidences precluded by the act.
Sports Betting is a business venture as stainless and unique as Lotteries, Stock/debenture/shares investment portfolios and the rest of the other business ventures that require forecasted income.
Pay your tithe because it is your effort, your income, your sweat and it is a way of showing appreciation for which God promises in the scriptures that he will bless you more.
NB: I pay my tithes on every ticket win and I believe it works!

End-time Dick...fools everywhere! smh

Judging from d above comments.
Wait o, ds ppl no fit pump ds money into revamping d agricultural sector? Even as little as procuring state of the art machinery to aid large-scale government funded farming? Na wa o...y dz leaders com dy go school?

All sentiments aside? Can any looter really b prosecuted in Nigeria? I mean real "prosecution" not "house-arrest" or "vacation(1-3yr jail term)

examhall:
she don day fine small small ooo

She fine well-well before o sister..