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Welcome JOSE MOURINHO 2 Manchester United! #UnitedMourinho #TheWaitIsOver

CaroLyner:
waiting for delivery

One pair o' Jimmy Choos delivered!

Wait? She just realised after 3 days in the public eye that her "boyfriend" is from the same state with her and their parents are friends, after all the damage?
These women be thinking like shrimps tho..

Chai, why don't I come across this kind of babes ehn instead of all ds biscuit crackers dt r comin my way God, why?
This mumu u give no com know wetin to do with am.
Who asks what to do when a cutlery set and a sumptuous meal is set before him?
Bros, don't marry the girl o. Adopt her inugo?

CaroLyner:
the girl sounds foolish anyway.

1 pair of Jimmy Choo heels for you baby girl! Ion kno y ppl cnt read btw d lines..lol

SINNZ:
Imo State University Owerri.











Thank me later.

Ur head is correct bro!

titi4fola:
ask..

If the father wr to b clothed in som sort (@ least boxers kpa-kpaa) wld u still hv condemned this and why?

SUGARBEE:
Silly Op

Lol wetin u sef dy find here?

abuaoyen:
Inappropriate!

Can I ask u a question?

naughtynaughty:
wat if I mistakenly fart while ure licking d whole? Its licking shey?

Why? No, why,........why evils?

naughtynaughty:
wat if I mistakenly fart while ure licking d whole? Its licking shey?

Why? No, why,........why evils?

naughtynaughty:
eh but pls..let's meet @d bar, cinema or church first. Wt wil we be doin @ur crib nah? Watchn lielie movies or cracking dry jokes? Osunmi o

U too fear-fear...some houses are like church, cinema and mosque combined..lol

Its a question of comfort. Unless u no like d guy wey u dy go visit?

naughtynaughty:
I mean u meet a guy newly, maybe xchange numbers cos u think he is smart, he calls nd d next thing is 'can you come to my house'?? Lyk criosly? Honestly its bcumin so boring nd annoying nowadays.

What's it with guys nah? Cnt u guys patiently woo a lady without adding the 'come to my house' talk? Its a big turn off for me, wats there to b done in ur house dt we cnt do elsewhr?

Is there some solution to global hunger in ur house? Orishirishi. Its so common nauadays dt u wonder if guys hav lost their minds on dating etiquettes. My new frnd yaf turn dis come to my house talk into a daily anthem ooo..no b small thing.

The thing is..80prcnt of the men who invite
ladies to come to their house at
first meeting have no good
intentions at heart..nd y'all need a slap to reset ur brain on how to properly woo a lady. Lord save guys of dis generation

Am I d only one in dis?

Major cracker of the year!
U certainly hv bn arnd som vry naughty guys.
Its a 50-50 chance dear what happens in a guy's house. The hotel, bar, cinema or church auditorium (as I presume u'd prefer as a meeting point) portends risks nt farther than the "House".
Afterall, na house una go still land abi?

Its a shame how the hunger and greed for power has affected religion.
Religion teaches to be law-abiding (@ least in most sections)
Unfortunately, politics has eaten deep and conflicted with religious theories leaving the whole world in a deeper melancholic state.
In semi-literate Africa, it is a viable tool for political division. God help us all.

Vulu:
YOU WILL TELL US MORE OF THAT TRUTH IN LAWAL DAURA'S CAGE. I HAVE FORWARDED YOUR THE LINK TO YOUR POST TO THE DSS. YOU HAVE TO TELL US WHO ATTACKED BUHARI'S CONVOY IN KANO.

Lol what a display of Patriotism!
Bros go join Army

Ibelove:
please where are the damaged cars? If you share from a stolen money, you are among the thieves, or does it only apply to petty robbers? Whether cash or kind, if you received something, you are a partner.

Are u saying that all government-funded allowances and grants given to specially positioned individuals (past heads of state and possibly social amenities provided by d govt) be remanded or prosecuted? Then you and I should be arraigned as well.
Buhari got the replacement of his convoy as a past head of state.
Do u understand better now sir?