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I knew Man U wld lose dt match the moment I saw d anxiety on Jackson's face.
Someone tell LVG he is not Arsene Wenger and shd forgt abt fielding dx inexperienced toddlers.

Shii aint gon' stop me from lighting a blunt. Hell if she had smoked one she'd hv sentenced d nigga to Life in her room!
Puff Puff Pass!

wirinet:
Cosmos maduka a billionaire? Well not according to his kinsman Ifeanyi Uba, who thinks that the Coscharis Group is a pure water business -https://www.nairaland.com/1100866/coscharis-group-pure-water-business

Billionaire in dollars ko, billionaire in Zimbabwean dollars ni, has he been able to pay back the N21 billion he borrowed from access bank on behalf of Ifeanyi Uba?
I am sure cosmas just paid Forbes to launder his badly damaged image after the aftermath of the loan scandal with Ifeanyi Uba and the Stella Oduah Bullet proof BMW scandal.

Do u think "Forbes" is Nigeria's "Ovation"? He has been rightly chosen because of his success and ingenuity.

From the heart of a desperate woman comes the venom of strife.
(Better correct this mentality if u dnt want to mislead ppl n urslf to eternal spinsterhood..lol)
Nice joke if u wr only clowning tho

Hw abt 800k?

Judging your kind of person no puns intended (lol), I'd say the Lancer'd suit your expectations.
You want something that displays Class, Power and Style something that's reflective of your personality.
As much as you want to take "economic considerations" into play, the Lancer isn't so far in comparison with the Corolla even fuel consumption economics augur well with both brands.
However, you might want to take issues of mileage and availability of spare parts into consideration especially for second-hand value sakes.
Happy Car Shopping!

I hope Lagos State takes a cue.
The inadequacy of the VIO group lies substantially on the illiteracy level of its personnel.
Those demons will frustrate you with their shallow reasoning and incompetence! A welcome development other states shd trail.

The enemies of our Nation are at it again trying to stifle our freedom of speech knowing that it is indeed a powerful tool in modern-day Nigerian politics.
Isn't it sad how supposed agents of change who rode on the wings of the powerful influence of social media suddenly see it as a threat to their own existence in office? I am sure the "Diezani-Dasuki-Dokpesi" sagas have given them cause to realise that social media must be obliterated in order to continue their corruption madness.
What a shame!
This would mean that a simple comment on NL wld likely bag one a criminal record?
Think Nigerians...Think!!!

shizzy7:
Lol, That third position is the best. If I'm not like that, I'm not sleeping...

Shey na only Benin girls dey sleep like that? I no be Benin ooo, those people don suffer for una hand..

Funny enof, it aids trimmer tummy.

danieloy4:
Do you think she's gonna open her yarnsh for you by taking sides?

M sure that's what ur callous mother did with a random individual to birth ur unfortunate self...shift!

shizzy7:
Mine is not there. I sleep on my stomach.

Ah! I knw dt type. It is butterfly stroke! Benin girl ryt?

sugabwoy:
33-17=16..............hmmmm na wwa oooo

Bros, d tin sef fear me o. Weezy bad gan!!..lol

Kendrick419:
pls can someone tell me the coolest site I can download hip hop

Kindly visit www.321hiphop.com for downloads of latest releases and throwbacks and www.hiphopdx.com for Hip-hop news.
Cheers.

danieloy4:
Its not a crime,its just dumb esp if u call ursef a grad in d era we re in moreso wen the company website is dere to search.

Don't be silly! She asked a simple question.
My God! Why are Nigerians like this? Small position of power/opportunity and then our shoulders are up like Lamborghini doors!...smh
It would have done no harm to mention what you were asked instead of bashing the poor girl abt being a Nitwit for asking.

danieloy4:
Its not a crime,its just dumb esp if u call ursef a grad in d era we re in moreso wen the company website is dere to search.

Don't be silly! She asked a simple question.
My God! Why are Nigerians like this? Small position of power/opportunity and then our shoulders are up like Lamborghini doors!...smh
It would have done no harm to mention what you were asked instead of bashing the poor girl abt being a Nitwit for asking.
I'm sure you're one of those GNLD agents...

You can never go wrong with those two lovely oranges called boobs!
Their uniqueness as body parts and uncanny ability to stir an erection at any place and anytime is unrivalled! #BobbyFC

Bro, shex no longer urs!
It means you are playing second fiddle to another. That relationship is never gonna move forward bruh...end it bfr it ends you!

STFUareyouGod:
seems you know so many p0rnstars

Yes, she even starred in a cameo with Shane Diesel & Byron Long

naughtynaughty:
F*cking b!got. *spits on ur std infectious d!ck nd walks away*

U cldt spit anywrelse bt d D?..lol

rubyradiance:
I think the girl deserves our sympathy because she didn't have 1% say on her getting married to that man who should be his grand father's age,,this is what almost all Muslim girls face especially the fresh & pretty ones

When ppl say dy wr nt given a "say" I often wonder.
Was she given to d man in chains?
Was sh forced to kiss him intimately as seen in d picture above?
Gold-digging may nt b a perfect substitute but it is clear d women-folk will throw anything away for a life of comfort.

Emodeee:
m alryt darling. So hw do i kill the crush i av for u? Crushing is a cradle stage, if u accept ma crushing, we cn move to the nxt level. I find u very appealing, i want a juxtapose friendship with u.

TF? Dude, aint no woman gon lov u like ds! N y do u sound suicidal?

boyo123:
sorry my gf does the opposite of this things, but am sure she loves me.

Sorry dude, ur single!

These days when I drive beside dx menacing trucks, my heart is in my mouth.
I'd spend minutes behind dx vehicles before overtaking them in traffic jams jst to be sure m well clear off their sides.
These trucks got no latches or balance, their containers bobble from right to left leaving u feeling like the Ac went off in the car from all your sweating and praying!
It Needs to Stop!! #DoSomething

Jus call me to enter set! Den I go show u..lol (do-as-i-do-style)

peeparty:
Go back and read all that I wrote there..This time read it slowly slowly Dont be in a hurry,when you finish pause and think.

peeparty:
Go back and read all that I wrote there..This time read it slowly slowly Dont be in a hurry,when you finish pause and think.

Ouch!

Aitee1:
pishure of the shawamma or you know the rest nah...

Lol on an active forum lik ds? Wats wt gurls n pishurs?

snowDiva:
It seems baba wants to make use of this second chance to tour round the whole world...



Around the world in four years... Starring olu Jacobs (abi which actor resemble baba?)...

Wr hv u bn madam? Lol

I am sure there must be some improved technology on the flex issue guys..

Aitee1:
Na so...no time to check time

Hmmm bt den u luk lik u cn take a full-blown sharwarma like mine so hw abt we change bk? U come to me n sh goes bk to her miserable husbnd..huh? #LookinFrTrouble

Expatriate firms and their rubbish!

There is nothing wrong in laying off staff to save cost. What is wrong is doing it arbitrarily. It's as rife a case as the impunity and negligence of MTN communications.
Due notice must be given to staff to keep them abreast of matters that would affect them indirectly or vice-versa. A month or less @ least.
But they are aware of the absence of sanity in our country, then they take advantage of our negligence and stab us behind the back like Judas with their unfair treatment of locals.

Aitee1:
No way! at the sight of a pencil I'll run as far as my feet can carry

Lol...

menix:
Good for nothing soldiers..

Ordinary a naked bokoharam scout will chase a battalion of Nigerian Army with his bare preek yet they have the power, morale to deal with unarmed, innocent civilians..

As I type from a church, those soldiers will be sent to sambisa for the December onslaught with boko boiz where dey will face Karma..

Lwkmd. U dy vex o!