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Romance / Re: Please, How Can I Fade This Scar From Appendicitis Surgery Below My..(pics. Ins) by Oesophagus99(m): 8:11am On Sep 07, 2022
fadilaMaikiriki:
Please, I need more comments and suggestions on how to go about this.
Ok dear,
I'd have loved to help you but I really can't see it clearly..


Why don't you cut off those nasty looking- irritating beeches beeds first! undecided
Celebrities / Re: Kevin Hart's Mother Looks More Like Kevin Hart Than Kevin Hart Himself by Oesophagus99(m): 7:51am On Sep 07, 2022
BanevsJoker:
She looks like a nurse.

Show me a nurse and I'll show you narcissistic b!tch.

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Romance / Re: Wonder Has Finally Ended (pics) by Oesophagus99(m): 7:29am On Sep 07, 2022
Bunnybee:
There’s nothing wrong with it. A lot of men love breast milk… more than you think smiley

But as per adult males, If you suck breast milk you'll be farting anyhow o.. undecided
Health / Re: China Approves Needle-Free, Inhaled Version Of COVID-19 Vaccine by Oesophagus99(m): 7:12am On Sep 05, 2022
galatasara:

I need Price and your location
Crime / Re: I Lost My Savings To Scammers Today. by Oesophagus99(m): 8:25am On Sep 02, 2022
Goan collect your bank statement, write a petition and submit to EFCC via your state branch
Romance / Re: Only Breast When I Start To Suck...Her toto Begin Smell.. yesterday o by Oesophagus99(m): 8:15am On Sep 02, 2022
MatrixReloaded:
You never ready... maybe u get them on average basis as u get mula.
Nose mask na 100 naira.
In scenerio like this i recommend the Customised mask with oil perfume 200 naira.
2 bulletproof latext
all this wahala for wetin? undecided

you can actually find better ladies at a cheaper rate:

Ten gurlz for 1300- tell 'em som little sweet talk; mek 'em smile; knack 'em fresh puna; buy 1coke for each.. 'n dump the half assed b!tch for another grin
Romance / Re: Ever Had Encounter With A Lady Who Is Too Naughty And Wild by Oesophagus99(m): 7:38am On Sep 02, 2022
I don't like hyperactive gurls & I don't like Nymphomaniacs either
Romance / Re: My Landlord Son Took My Girlfriend away From Me...I might revenge by Oesophagus99(m): 2:54pm On Aug 31, 2022
Write him a message tell him since he wants to exchange his own sister to your girlfriend, it is ok and that you're happy with the bargain
Religion / Re: Female Member Of A White Garment Church Seen Smoking Weed In Edo (Pix, Video) by Oesophagus99(m): 7:45am On Aug 31, 2022
Ashe Hegiyar tana Shan weed! shocked
Celebrities / Re: Safiya Yusuf: I Was Stoned, Battled Depression When My Nude Video Was Leaked by Oesophagus99(m): 7:29am On Aug 31, 2022
PATHETIC STREET B!TCH

angry
Romance / Re: See What A Lady Was Caught In Camera Buying { Photo } by Oesophagus99(m): 9:04pm On Aug 30, 2022
Holluwhakemmy:
And so, she's just holding a fruit
Hanty I cucumber a fruit? grin
Food / Re: Vegetable Egusi Soup. Yum! Bon-apetit by Oesophagus99(m): 8:49am On Aug 30, 2022
TaRrrr...

this is just water!

See water everywhere like prison soup..

A good African soups should stick upon the swallow even without using extra fingers to pick veggies

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Politics / Re: BREAKING: Muhammad Atiku Abubakar Is Dead [PHOTO] by Oesophagus99(m): 7:19am On Aug 30, 2022
KanwuliaExtra:
They will keep coming back in caskets.

Failed country.

Amin pasitor!
Fashion / Re: Is This Dressing Indecent For A Mother? (photo) by Oesophagus99(m): 9:49pm On Aug 29, 2022
siofra:
I don't see anything wrong with it as long as she is a good mother to her kid.
If I see a mom in public likes this, I'd purposely traumatize her..
I'd shout to the hearing of her child: "hey chick how much for a sleepover!"

Coz how you dress determines how you're addressed. undecided

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Romance / Re: Why Don't some Women Appreciate The Little Things some Men Do? by Oesophagus99(m): 5:33pm On Aug 29, 2022
Chaos14:
Well i've been wooing her for a while though but i was later friendzoned nlfpmod
sad
Smelly thing that another guy has finished off and abandoned on the roadside for the devil to punish.

You even paid Uber?
Instead of chopping your own and buy her coke.

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Romance / Re: Why Don't some Women Appreciate The Little Things some Men Do? by Oesophagus99(m): 5:26pm On Aug 29, 2022
You should have insulted her black and blue !

[Tell her her hair stinks badly!
Call her an untamed street dog
Call her a hungry b!tch living upon her rotten hole etc]

That gender wud always insult men whenever they get slightest opportunity
Romance / Re: MEN!! Never Forget That Women Will Only DECREASE IN VALUE Overtime!! (Photos) by Oesophagus99(m): 4:58pm On Aug 29, 2022
TheGidRedpiller:
What is with the new trend of OBVIOUS SIMPS trying to tell enlightened men on what a real man looks like

My bloder!
The simp matter tire me o..

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Romance / Re: MEN!! Never Forget That Women Will Only DECREASE IN VALUE Overtime!! (Photos) by Oesophagus99(m): 4:49pm On Aug 29, 2022
Romance / Re: MEN!! Never Forget That Women Will Only DECREASE IN VALUE Overtime!! (Photos) by Oesophagus99(m): 4:38pm On Aug 29, 2022
youngZee23:
Then mind ur business..dnt come to his thread..jst jump and pass.

Good one!
Politics / Re: Sit At Home Celebration As IPOB And Unknown Gunmen Kill Soldiers PHOTOS by Oesophagus99(m): 3:57pm On Aug 29, 2022
richie240:

I don tork dis same tin u tork over 3 years ago...
cool
My dear your head set! Southsudan is lesson enough, for the wise!

Imagine how Nnamdi kanu once fluged them into trouble and fled! undecided

ojukwu himself had almost led them to Extinction and jakpa grin

The have the worst cases of siblings killing themselves over some unfitiled farmlands..

Nephews inviting friends over to rob/kill Uncles. ETC
Crime / Re: Video: Pastor Bathing His Female Church Members Naked In The Church by Oesophagus99(m): 11:00am On Aug 29, 2022
pastor pervert bathing his female member in church
Romance / Re: Pregnant Sidechick Crashes Her Boyfriend's Wedding (Photos, Video) by Oesophagus99(m): 10:36am On Aug 29, 2022
candidladyTemp:
sad
When Itell em ladies that this gender with withered/rusty stick/rod between their legs got nothing to offer undecided
What a waste of clay God

That pregnancy she's carrying nko- is it your gender that offered it? undecided

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Politics / Re: Sit At Home Celebration As IPOB And Unknown Gunmen Kill Soldiers PHOTOS by Oesophagus99(m): 9:54am On Aug 29, 2022
The only thing keeping igbos alive is Nigeria!
Set them free and they'll gun down themselves.

.. only the wise will understand.

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Romance / Re: What Is The Highest Amount You Have Paid For Sex? by Oesophagus99(m): 9:47am On Aug 29, 2022
Me: Forgive me poster for I have sinned!

Op: what did you do?
Me: cry cry cry
Op: stop crying child, what did you do?
Me: I.. i.. oh God! cry cry cry
Romance / Re: MEN!! This Is The Life Plan Of Every Woman In The 21st Century!! (Photos) by Oesophagus99(m): 5:11am On Aug 29, 2022
Haynnie:

Yes, why not? undecided
Good! smiley smiley
We'd look forward to it.. wink
Religion / Re: What Did You Learn In Church Today? by Oesophagus99(m): 1:30pm On Aug 28, 2022
shocked shocked
GboyegaD:
My online service is still ongoing.
shocked shocked
Romance / Re: MEN!! This Is The Life Plan Of Every Woman In The 21st Century!! (Photos) by Oesophagus99(m): 1:17pm On Aug 28, 2022
Haynnie:


This reasoning is not making sense unless you are a wealthy man who spends lavishly on your lifestyle. A broke man has nothing to do with this because he has nothing to loose.

We need new narratives on self-development, not the usual preaching of how women manipulate men. We know that already. Talk about . I'm tired of reading recycled articles about the ways of women. It looks smells like misogyny. undecided
What an interesting challenge..

How about You should assist this forum to post about "the core problems that birthed the manipulative woman".

Since it was your ideas, I believe you'd be more qualified for it..

But in case you cannot do it, I'd advise you to keep your stenchy mouth shut!
.. Or better still- frk off the redpillers lane lipsrsealed
Romance / Re: MEN!! This Happens When You Let A Woman Have Some Power Over You!! (Photos) by Oesophagus99(m): 12:48pm On Aug 28, 2022
Islandlady:
Oga, Continue turning this boys into a misogynist!
Yen..yen ..yen..yen!!

Sharrap & gerrat!
This is strictly redpiller zone!! sad sad

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Politics / Re: How DSS Attacked Our House In Mpape, Abuja At 2am With Wrong Tracker - Lady by Oesophagus99(m): 10:13am On Aug 28, 2022
It's not easy to fight government o..

Any lawyer you sought might charge you exuberant fee.
My advice is; you should report them to human right office of your state.

Tell them your story and Make the criminal assertions directly against the state director who ordered his men to raid, assault and traumatized all of you at such an ungodly hour. The security man is also a withness.

In an attempt to clean his own name, He will fish them out from the men on duty on that particular day.

Take action o..
Bad things keep happening because people are too afraid to repel evil.

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Politics / Re: Pictures Of Nigerian Made Gunships and MRAPs by Oesophagus99(m): 9:41am On Aug 28, 2022
DSC7:
Gradually we wil get there... cool

Uncle, please be advised that engines that runs this is vehicles are secretly imported from china..
the only things our own Steel company can manufacture isn't more than iron bars and metal plates. We neither produce engines nor pistons /rings.

It's embarrassing shaa.

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Politics / Re: Pictures Of Nigerian Made Gunships and MRAPs by Oesophagus99(m): 9:27am On Aug 28, 2022
I've inspected the images and if truth be told; the only things Naija is capable of manufacturing amongst all are :

1) design & construction of vehicles body frames.
2) the headlamps & back lights.
3) chairs design & upholstery & that's all.

NB: imported expired tyres [Tokunbo tyres] still has a vry gud mark in Nigeria- it is very expensive and & it's still claiming lives.

If Naija can manufacture such assorted Engines for military vehicles- how comes; ordinary keke napep engines etc are still being Imported?

Even Naija govt manufactured ak47 not as professional looking as that of china. Our own looks a bit rough,easily gets jammed & it's unreliable.
Romance / Re: Masturbation, Betting Have Killed Me Help Out by Oesophagus99(m): 7:36pm On Aug 27, 2022
shocked shocked Nna no vex o..

At 16 to 22yrs of age: if you No masturbate & watch porn, Na wetin u wan do? undecided


Just kip on ur gud wrk; D Lord is ur strength! sad

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