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Education / Re: Can A Student Degree Be Revoked After Graduation? by Oesophagus99(m): 8:39pm On Sep 23, 2022
Simple answer, yes and with imidiate effects....

...if the offense was committed before graduating.

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Education / Re: Who Can Solve This Primary 5 Quantitative Problem? by Oesophagus99(m): 8:26pm On Sep 23, 2022
E be lyk say Mistakes dey the example undecided
Romance / Re: Please Help! How Do I Unite My Breasts And Make Them Stand In Unity? (pics ins) by Oesophagus99(m): 8:09pm On Sep 23, 2022
From clotted menses to appendix scar and loosing blood to heavy catamenials 'n lots of blaa ..blaa ..blaa angry angry

Fadilamaikiri,
Why are you always body shaming yourself?
undecided

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Family / Re: Pretty Nigerian Lady Chased Out Of Shoprite For Wearing A Revealing Dress by Oesophagus99(m): 7:05pm On Sep 23, 2022
Jeon:
CELEBRITY

OR WHITE WILL BE HAIL AND PRAISE FOR THIS



Humans Women and Madness. undecided
Romance / Re: Am I That Ugly? Rate My Pics by Oesophagus99(m): 6:59pm On Sep 23, 2022
OMO cry cry

E be like say Your Set of teeth and witches teeth na same o. undecided.

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Romance / Re: Please Help! How Do I Unite My Breasts And Make Them Stand In Unity? (pics ins) by Oesophagus99(m): 5:10pm On Sep 23, 2022
I'll suggest you save up som gud cash 'n put 'em to surgery
Romance / Re: Help: My Boyfriend Is Frustrated With Life by Oesophagus99(m): 9:18pm On Sep 17, 2022
I read ur superstory...


Buy sniper for him
Romance / Re: A Plant That Grows As The Shape Of A Manhood by Oesophagus99(m): 9:00pm On Sep 17, 2022
IbrahimSkiba:
This is quite disturbing
.. must be quite intriguing you meant wink

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Romance / Re: A Plant That Grows As The Shape Of A Manhood by Oesophagus99(m): 8:59pm On Sep 17, 2022
grin
thesicilian:
Won't be surprised if our girls dump cucumber for this

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Crime / Re: Lady Commits Suicide After Her Fiance Allegedly Used Her Money To Marry A Wife by Oesophagus99(m): 9:23pm On Sep 13, 2022
Gone too soon...

Another simp lady with a five naira brain
Romance / Re: I Caught My Two Bosses Who Hated Each Other Having Sex by Oesophagus99(m): 8:55pm On Sep 13, 2022
meobizy:
Lol. Nairalanders didn't read the write-up.

I plead guilty as charged undecided
Religion / Re: Pastor Lines Up Bachelors In Church, Asks Single Ladies To Select For Marriage by Oesophagus99(m): 8:48am On Sep 12, 2022
grin grin grin


Agbéro pasito!
Religion / Re: Is Heaven Made For Christians Only? by Oesophagus99(m): 1:53pm On Sep 11, 2022
Aal-e-Imran 3:85

وَمَن يَبْتَغِ غَيْرَ ٱلْإِسْلَٰمِ دِينًا فَلَن يُقْبَلَ مِنْهُ وَهُوَ فِى ٱلْءَاخِرَةِ مِنَ ٱلْخَٰسِرِينَ

And whoever desires other than Islam as Religion - never will it be accepted from him, and he, in the Hereafter, will be among the Losers.

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Religion / Re: Is Heaven Made For Christians Only? by Oesophagus99(m): 1:28pm On Sep 11, 2022
[b]Aal-e-Imran 3:19

إِنَّ ٱلدِّينَ عِندَ ٱللَّهِ ٱلْإِسْلَٰمُۗ وَمَا ٱخْتَلَفَ ٱلَّذِينَ أُوتُوا۟ ٱلْكِتَٰبَ إِلَّا مِنۢ بَعْدِ مَا جَآءَهُمُ ٱلْعِلْمُ بَغْيًۢا بَيْنَهُمْۗ وَمَن يَكْفُرْ بِـَٔايَٰتِ ٱللَّهِ فَإِنَّ ٱللَّهَ سَرِيعُ ٱلْحِسَابِ

Indeed, the religion in the sight of Allah is Islam. And those who were given the Scripture did not differ except after knowledge had come to them - out of jealous animosity between themselves. And whoever disbelieves in the verses of Allah, then indeed, Allah is swift in [taking] account.

get Quran App:/AlQuranApp

#GreentechApps
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Health / Re: Nigerian Man Shares His Painful Experience With Monkeypox Virus (Graphic Video) by Oesophagus99(m): 1:18am On Sep 11, 2022
He said it hurts so badly as if they're roasting yam on his head and and still yet, The guy was able to appear very calm despite itching all around...

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Health / Re: I've Not Seen My Period For Almost 7weeks Now, Yet I'm Not Pregnant by Oesophagus99(m): 1:09am On Sep 11, 2022
adedayoa2:
Once you're out of this mess, better abstain
shocked shocked..as you self dey abstain from abi? Celebacy indeed grin grin grin
Health / Re: I've Not Seen My Period For Almost 7weeks Now, Yet I'm Not Pregnant by Oesophagus99(m): 1:04am On Sep 11, 2022
since you've said pregnancy has been ruled out go and get any (one) of these following drugs

Medroxyprogesterone or
Norethisterone


I assure you that Your catamanials shall be restored to within 5days of medication
Health / Re: I've Not Seen My Period For Almost 7weeks Now, Yet I'm Not Pregnant by Oesophagus99(m): 12:54am On Sep 11, 2022
Righteousness2:
Cry to God for mercy. Repent for fornicating and ask GOD to forgive you.
If you Genuiely do that, I give u 7 days , you will see your period.
Flee from fornication and any fornicating relationship.

Enough pretence!

Can you swear to God that in your entire life- you've never been so konjified into illegally straffing an illegal coochie before? embarassed
Crime / Re: Nigerian Wanted By FBI For Defrauding New York State Of More Than $30 Million by Oesophagus99(m): 12:41am On Sep 11, 2022
Any idiet hu sees foreign Yahoo as taboos is an unimaginable foo!

These whitez had on many occasions stolen from us, enslaved us and even colonized us afterwards.. (Or maybe their grandparents did ol those evils to ours).. undecided

These shity whytes collaborates with the kids viles amongst afriken leaders to plunge the continent into a real deeper sheed.. cry cry
Romance / Re: I Was Beaten Up By A Guy And I Got Him Arrested by Oesophagus99(m): 7:37am On Sep 08, 2022
Christian36:
Honestly, you did the needful. I don't know why some people just like trouble. Just like one of my neighbors living in upper flat above my flat. The pipe from his kitchen has leakages and yet he continue using it ...

Report him to the federal or state ministry of environment closer to you
Romance / Re: Man Floors Girl Poking Nose Into Another Girl's Business (Photos) by Oesophagus99(m): 7:09am On Sep 08, 2022
Sharrrp dude!!


grin grin !
Romance / Re: I Saw These Each Time I Look At My Wife's Vagina by Oesophagus99(m): 4:58pm On Sep 07, 2022
You're a chronic Pervert o..
Travel / Re: Nigerian Woman Delivers Her Baby On Turkish Flight To Manchester by Oesophagus99(m): 4:51pm On Sep 07, 2022
undecided undecided
nedekid:

They have emergency kits for such issues.
undecided undecided
Travel / Re: Nigerian Woman Delivers Her Baby On Turkish Flight To Manchester by Oesophagus99(m): 4:49pm On Sep 07, 2022
MarxisGLABACK:


DON'T BE SO RUDE ,IGNORANT AND ARROGANT, HAVE RESPECT 4HUMAN DIGNITY AND LABOUR.
THERE ARE PARAMEDICS, DICTORS ,NURSES , CLEANERS UP TO INT'L STANDARDS .
BE GREATFUL 4 THE NEW LIFE GIVEN, WELCOME THE NEW BORN
Only a careless lady would not know when to expect her menses & prepare for it..

Likewise only a careless ladies births in public places-causing inconveniences to other people


Why do women have antenatal?


..It's such a strange issue to the turks and that's why it's making the headlines!
Don't be an idiet!
Crime / Re: Girlfriends Of Bandits Arrested In Kaduna by Oesophagus99(m): 12:19pm On Sep 07, 2022
Hegiyar tana hannu! grin
Travel / Re: Nigerian Woman Delivers Her Baby On Turkish Flight To Manchester by Oesophagus99(m): 9:10am On Sep 07, 2022
Only naija women birth in taxis, market & toilets.. And now I ask-



Hu da facks head iz gonna clean up the gaddam turks plane stained with blood?

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Crime / Re: 22yr Old Lekki Big Boy Arrested For Scamming Ladies And Beating Them (video) by Oesophagus99(m): 9:05am On Sep 07, 2022
Vag!na gender never ceases to amuse me..

99.9% of 'em are amazingly buffoons!

.. imagine this kind of cheap trick that even an 8yrs old male will decode and sharply elude. undecided

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Romance / Re: Wife Intimidates Husband Because Her Father Is Wealthy by Oesophagus99(m): 8:54am On Sep 07, 2022
This your case harsh o..

Double Wahala for NL guys wey no dey attentively follow TRP! tongue
Romance / Re: #GoldenPenis: I Did This When A Girl Tried Manipulating Me With S€X!! (Photo) by Oesophagus99(m): 8:46am On Sep 07, 2022
kingPhidel:
...as long as the rules works on ya sisters, cousins also their won’t be problem...

Let’s guide our daughters in the right part of life. The fact that my gender creat a path of deceit to, let’s teach our daughters self worth and be financially successfully independent because when they realize they like diamond and we all know the process of getting diamond then golden whatever won’t maltreat our daughters.


Do unto others as you’d want them do to you. Remember you’d have daughters and sisters.

I cum In Peace

lolx... pained madafakn imp! grin
I'll advise u to fnck off this forum and stop typing shit! shocked
Romance / Re: #GoldenPenis: I Did This When A Girl Tried Manipulating Me With S€X!! (Photo) by Oesophagus99(m): 8:40am On Sep 07, 2022
AishaDant:
Mtchewwwwwwwwww

I just checked your Dp and your fez luks lyk poo.. grin

Or maybe I didn't even bother to check it; coz I knew it'll be as disgusting as sheed! undecided

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