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Romance / Re: Masturbation, Betting Have Killed Me Help Out by Oesophagus99(m): 7:35pm On Aug 27, 2022
Nna no vex o..

At 16 to 22yrs of age: if you No masturbate & watch porn, Na wetin u wan do?


Just kip on ur gud wrk; D Lord is ur straight! sad
Food / Re: What Is Your Favourite Part Of The Chicken? (pic) by Oesophagus99(m): 7:00pm On Aug 27, 2022
Head to feet!

The whole edible parts of the chicken is my favorite, except for

it's livers and the disgusting water in it's eye sockets.
Crime / Re: Olumide Akpata: Some Lawyers 'Stole Phones, Bags" At Lagos Annual Conference by Oesophagus99(m): 10:44am On Aug 27, 2022
Forthcoming Lawyers Criminals!
Education / Re: Curvy Female Teacher Called Out By Parents Says She Is Not Resigning by Oesophagus99(m): 10:36am On Aug 27, 2022
lasisi69:
Lol... Chaii... cheesy
Keep going cheesy cheesy
You almost there

Lesson No.1:
Don't mess with Oesophagus! angry

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Education / Re: Curvy Female Teacher Called Out By Parents Says She Is Not Resigning by Oesophagus99(m): 10:30am On Aug 27, 2022
lasisi69:
undecided
Keep trying undecided
You might get there undecided

Thunder fires you thunder..

SHegiya 'yar iska! embarassed

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Education / Re: Curvy Female Teacher Called Out By Parents Says She Is Not Resigning by Oesophagus99(m): 10:26am On Aug 27, 2022
lasisi69:
undecided

Try again... undecided

Oya take 'Uwaki' goan share it with your family members
Education / Re: Curvy Female Teacher Called Out By Parents Says She Is Not Resigning by Oesophagus99(m): 10:23am On Aug 27, 2022
Williampisces:
unfortunate moro.n.

Slummy Troll..

You're such a smelly rat!

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Education / Re: Curvy Female Teacher Called Out By Parents Says She Is Not Resigning by Oesophagus99(m): 10:20am On Aug 27, 2022
lasisi69:
Lol... Cry cry baby... cheesy
woke-illiterate undecided

If my renal conditions amuses you to laugh at me..

Then I seek the most exalted to give you a very serious kidney problem far much worse than mine..

So that wen you have your own- your amusements wud know no bound.

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Education / Re: Curvy Female Teacher Called Out By Parents Says She Is Not Resigning by Oesophagus99(m): 10:09am On Aug 27, 2022
Williampisces:
ode. With face like bandit

4ork off my profile!
You silly b!tch !!

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Education / Re: Curvy Female Teacher Called Out By Parents Says She Is Not Resigning by Oesophagus99(m): 10:06am On Aug 27, 2022
lasisi69:
illiterate... undecided
am a kidney patient and I gat all day-no schedules.

So,you shitty minded imp, the earliest you lay off my trails, the better for you.. coz

You're such a demented imbe.cile 'n a real thwart.
Education / Re: Curvy Female Teacher Called Out By Parents Says She Is Not Resigning by Oesophagus99(m): 9:49am On Aug 27, 2022
lasisi69:
is that all you've got ?

woke- illiterate undecided

What a creep!

..my drooling slowpoke fan; keep following.

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Education / Re: Curvy Female Teacher Called Out By Parents Says She Is Not Resigning by Oesophagus99(m): 9:32am On Aug 27, 2022
lasisi69:
Lol... It's not by speaking English... You sound foolish

..for real?
But why do you derive joy in responses that makes no sense??

undecided well, from the way I see it; you must be a slowpoke!

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Education / Re: Curvy Female Teacher Called Out By Parents Says She Is Not Resigning by Oesophagus99(m): 9:14am On Aug 27, 2022
lasisi69:
in your attempt to sound woke, you ended sounding foolish undecided
What a bigot!

Intellectual articles normally sounds very strange to the ignorant.
Most at times seems like foolishness to them..

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Romance / Re: Ever Bleep A Pussy And It Stinks So Bad That You Want To Puke by Oesophagus99(m): 6:59am On Aug 27, 2022
Amarabae:
The story looks fake!
But if it is true, running to open a thread about it shows your low level of maturity.

No point quoting, am not going to reply you.
This gendr is Always very fast in defending their atrocities..

I once stumble upon a ladies group discussion on how they dispose off their used mestrual pads..Eew!

The nasty ways 9ja gurls handle it is such a yurk!!

with the vague excuse that it shouldn't be flushed and they are afraid of ritualist.

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Romance / Re: Ever Bleep A Pussy And It Stinks So Bad That You Want To Puke by Oesophagus99(m): 6:41am On Aug 27, 2022
Sweetplum:

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..But we ladies are more concerned with our neatness and hygiene more then men..
what an oxymoron!

No wonder fadilamaikiri your genda; once carried menstrual blood with her bare hands and at other times placed her FEET in between uncovered served food
Education / Re: Curvy Female Teacher Called Out By Parents Says She Is Not Resigning by Oesophagus99(m): 5:20am On Aug 27, 2022
Judybash93:


You need to follow her on Instagram to actually see why the parents are against her

Are the pupils on instagram ??
if yes, is that one also her fault?

but if the pupils ain't on instagram;
isn't the teacher old enough to have a social life?

she could slay on social media, have beers watch porn and sleep with me men!!

There is right to private life in every country's constitution In case you never knew and she's at liberty to enjoy to the fullest; what the law permits her to do!

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Family / Re: How Often Should Couples Have Sex? by Oesophagus99(m): 6:43pm On Aug 26, 2022
Flyingngel:
Oesophagus99 post:
Good talk, if to say you dey here, I for carry you go buy 404 and chill Star for you.
LoLx..
Dog's meat for me? Abeg o..
I'm a renal patient. I have kidney problem And currently cannot eat much protein food or potasium fruits.

Thanks

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Family / Re: How Often Should Couples Have Sex? by Oesophagus99(m): 6:33pm On Aug 26, 2022
Godstime234:

I love this part

Thanks then..

But In case you don't even see your food, & you're angry.

Would you be intellectual enough to as her 'where my food'??


Wanna knw if you really love the advice.
Romance / Re: As A Lady Do You Feel Comfortable Dressing Like This? (pictures) by Oesophagus99(m): 4:57pm On Aug 26, 2022
Blessiing:
I don't feel comfortable wearing those,it will look as if am naked and all eyes on me

As a lady; If you don't want dressing that gives you "all eyes on me"...

I'd ask you what suddenly happened to your attention seeking mentality?

..but Africans must pretend shaa
Romance / Re: Should A Woman Be Bothered About Not Being Good In Bed? by Oesophagus99(m): 1:20pm On Aug 26, 2022
undecided

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Romance / Re: Most Girls Do This When They See Me. by Oesophagus99(m): 9:58am On Aug 26, 2022
Tekahashi:
boss man, na mayor we dey call guys like you but as for the fact of being under 20 and a virgin, I don't think it's written on the face, though a lot of times I've been told I look younger than my age

Shey you know sey me & u never see before.. and you no actually talk your age for d post.

But I just dey try offer u psychological consolation by comparing what has gone on in my own life..

I no even gist u say, i was an introvert a very shy one gaan..

And as early as my primary school days there are some certain parts of som street I cannot reach no matter what happens,because some chicks [wit no breasts] crushing on me might just pop out & try to show me love..on different streets & countless of them.

But later in life nko??

I fit bleep a whole squad of friends {one after another} and the funny part was that a girlfriend would sharply accept me even though she already knows that I've broken the hearts of her friends two or more before o.. But the new bae would still accept me genuinely & would give me her ko with a very little pretendence or no pretence at all..

Until I com start dey pity their profuse crying and their sincere devotions to me and the pains I put them etc
Family / Re: How Often Should Couples Have Sex? by Oesophagus99(m): 9:26am On Aug 26, 2022
As for me o.. a good sex crates a stronger bond,trust & love ..

But Marital sex become more sweeter when not made to become a burden or timed into a must do affair or tasked into mandatory weekly schedules..

Men should learn to arouse their wives quite often & women also, should learn to 'Kickstart' husbands into having sex.

Problems starts to happen when women feel they're too big to start touching the man or

when women deprive their men sex just because of some filmsy excuse of quarrels.

Marriage for the intellectually minded is an institution where an angry couples unite to welcome visitor and until visitor leaves without suspecting there's a quarrel in that family..


The husband should willingly eat his wife's food and not refuse to give her money to cook despite anger o..

An angered wife should on her own part allow her husband to bleep her,moan for him and even kiss him passionately..

After wards she'll remind him; am still angry with you o and our fight continues.

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Romance / Re: Most Girls Do This When They See Me. by Oesophagus99(m): 8:42am On Aug 26, 2022
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Romance / Re: What Da Hell Is Wrong With Nigerian Girls Breast? by Oesophagus99(m): 7:54am On Aug 26, 2022
But surely, if breasts were meant to stand forever.. they'd have come with bony frames in them ..
Education / Re: Curvy New Jersey Teacher Under Fire As Parents Call For Her Sack (Photos) by Oesophagus99(m): 7:32am On Aug 26, 2022
She should have betteroff opened a Brothel and bar...

Y must she waste her time on a school premis and somwht aswel corrupt their naive minded kiddos?


Vaginal peeps and their misplaced priorities shaa..

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Romance / Re: Why Do Nigerian Girls Love Tall Guys So Much? by Oesophagus99(m): 7:22am On Aug 26, 2022
Channah1:

Maybe you're not thick. Girls don't like tall and skinny guys. We like them thick. grin
Abi o?
Romance / Re: Why Do Nigerian Girls Love Tall Guys So Much? by Oesophagus99(m): 7:01am On Aug 26, 2022
Khaleesi4lyf:
funny enough not in all cases. Just few of them grin
ehen?... But you have have chopped like 30 to 300 dfrnt kind of Dees to realize same facts and arrive at your conclusions nar.. grin grin

Abi i lie?
Education / Re: ASUU Strike: How Nigerian Universities Voted by Oesophagus99(m): 7:34am On Aug 25, 2022
Shame on Niger state money milking university

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Agriculture / Re: Sebastian Suski: The Longest Cucumber In The World - Guinness World Records by Oesophagus99(m): 6:50am On Aug 25, 2022
1 would be enough for a large family

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Agriculture / Re: Sebastian Suski: The Longest Cucumber In The World - Guinness World Records by Oesophagus99(m): 6:49am On Aug 25, 2022
grin grin
Romance / Re: I Just Saw The Weirdest Food Combination This Night. Just Take Look. (pics Ins) by Oesophagus99(m): 5:16am On Aug 25, 2022
undecided cry
fadilaMaikiriki:
I didn't say I ate from the one with sugar. I ate from the one that there's no sugar. And the lady that cooked the beans is a good cook. She knows how to cook well.
cry
fadilaMaikiriki:
I didn't say I ate from the one with sugar. I ate from the one that there's no sugar. And the lady that cooked the beans is a good cook. She knows how to cook well.

Hmmmn... undecided undecided
Science/Technology / Re: Texas: Dinosaur Tracks From 113 Million Yrs Ago Discovered After Severe Drought by Oesophagus99(m): 11:15am On Aug 24, 2022
VeeVeeMyLuv:
grin grin grin grin grin
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