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Family / Re: A Yahooboy Wants To Marry My Daughter. What Should I Do? Elderly Man Asks (vid) by Oesophagus99(m): 3:45am On Mar 31
gather enough facts to Nail him..
Then Handover the mongrel to EFCC
Romance / Re: Would You Marry Someone Who Has Broken Ties With Their Parents? by Oesophagus99(m): 7:30am On Jan 19
O.p

I'm not going to call you a fool but you're definitely not intelligent.

haven't you heard of abusive parents or narcissist parents?

people's behaviors should be assessed by analysing their general attitudes, rather than forming an apathetic decision from single aspect or one thing you don't seem to understand about them.

I've heard narratives of older - killing abusive parents

I've also heard witch/wizard parents casting spells to ruin their own children success..
Crime / Re: A Twenty-six-year-old Traditional Healer Was Allegedly Raped By Her Male Client by Oesophagus99(m): 11:19pm On Dec 08, 2023
her gods were sleeping
Health / Re: Lady Died During Sex Romp With Boyfriend Who Took Drugs In Kwara by Oesophagus99(m): 7:58am On Nov 01, 2023
Jennyclay:
Oh no!! Not again sad.

Another animalistic behavior from these nonsense men!

Jenny-poopoošŸ’”
your age mates are getting married every other Saturday, yet you're still on nairaland forming miss bittered misogynist.šŸ˜ˆ

May God fgv ušŸ‘†
Romance / Re: Help!! This Man Is Distracting Me. I Can't Even Focus (photos) by Oesophagus99(m): 5:07pm On Oct 26, 2023
Samantha124:
Why is he always dressed like he's going on a war even when the rest are in formal wears?

He's a dictator!

..his power lies in that uniform
Family / Re: Be Sensitive To Your Wifeā€™s Feelings Too! by Oesophagus99(m): 2:57pm On Oct 26, 2023
šŸ‘† I REBUKE YOU!

..you diabolically demonic; evil posteršŸ˜ˆ

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Romance / Re: As A Guy, Do You Take Pleasure In Sniffing A Girls Pants? by Oesophagus99(m): 4:50pm On Oct 01, 2023
sniffer Doggie OP

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Crime / Re: Islamic Scholar Attacked For Sharing Dog Meat In Kaduna by Oesophagus99(m): 7:26am On Sep 19, 2023
QUESTION: As-Salamu Alaykum Shaykh Gibril My friends who follow the Maliki madhhab differ as to whether eating dog meat is halal or haram . Some say it is and do eat it, while some say it isnā€™t and abstain. What are the basis and proofs for each view? JazakAllah
ANSWER: Alaykum Salam, There is no disagreement across the schools that dog meat is categorically forbidden ( haram ). The claim that Imam Malik said it is ā€œonlyā€ abominable ( makruh ) is very weak.
https://eshaykh.com/halal_haram/eating-dog-meat/
Agriculture / Re: Rotary Club Of Abuja Ministers Hill Plants 70 Trees by Oesophagus99(m): 9:30am On Sep 02, 2023
you're planting rubbish trees that can neither be used for timber nor bears any fruits for economical benefits


Global warming is the secondary reason for planting trees and not the primary essence of it

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Foreign Affairs / Re: BREAKING: 90-year-old Cameroonā€™s President Paul Biya Reshuffles Military Command by Oesophagus99(m): 11:32am On Aug 31, 2023
Adaisback:
Biya... you just brought the coup nearer. The coup will surely take place and you will die

Amen!
Politics / Re: Michael Taiwo Akinkunmi Is Dead. Nigerian Flag Designer Dies! by Oesophagus99(m): 10:53am On Aug 31, 2023
..he was paid 100pound then every government ignored him after wards and he had to live in a slum where he could hardly feed himself & family (he even got mentally deranged but got ignored).

Not until president Goodluck gifted him a duplex bungalow place him on stipend and gave his children a federal job.


The labour of our past Heroes has always been in vain! Despite our silence; we're expecting Nigeria to prosper ?
Crime / Re: Man And Lover Killed Themselves During Fight And Not Ritual Killing (photos) by Oesophagus99(m): 9:48pm On Aug 24, 2023
IconicR:
Go tell your sisters that. Dickhead
i ha8 U bcs U lack rspct !
Crime / Re: VIDEO: Lady Gets Caught Paying A Delivery Man With Her Body by Oesophagus99(m): 9:09am On Aug 21, 2023
they're both adults and not hurting anyone! This is clearly a case of jealous neighbor..

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Crime / Re: I Killed My Wife For Sexually Starving Me ā€“ 75-Year-Old Man by Oesophagus99(m): 9:11am On Aug 17, 2023
IconicR:
At his age he's still complaining of being sex starved.
Do men at that age still have erection? Somebody answer me.

Theres a popular saying that: OLD PEOPLE FVCK LIKE RABBITS
Health / Re: Before And After Photos Of People With Bow Legs Will Leave You Stunned by Oesophagus99(m): 10:28pm On Aug 10, 2023
culturally the legs of a bowlegged infant are to tied together overnight. belt and stride of clothed ropes are usd

it's very true and really effective!
Although the tying process so pathetic to watch.

it's done when the infant is already sleeping
Health / Re: Please Help! What Should I Apply On My Torn Anus! This Hurts! by Oesophagus99(m): 8:25pm On Aug 10, 2023
jokes apart!
insert a few peeled GARLICs like 3 to 5 pieces..
it's not easy to enter shaa but below is the method
you Will have to squat down and breathe outward whilst pushing out the Anus .
it's a fast relief with zero pains and works for chronic pile as well
Politics / Re: Northern Nigeria Will Be Destroyed If Tinubu Isn't Stopped by Oesophagus99(m): 2:49am On Aug 03, 2023
the shitty memo claims NATO support... i foresee a forth coming Ukraine- we're only to be abandoned after being drenched in a deep sheed!
Romance / Re: What Kind Of Girls Would You Not Knack No Matter What? by Oesophagus99(m): 10:54pm On Aug 01, 2023
otokpamike:
How you wan take know say kpekus they smell, no be when you don start work.

nope, it's from the pre-intimacy o... if her toto just wet small the Smell go Kickstart
Crime / Re: Police Arrest Bride For Cutting Off Husbandā€™s Manhood In Katsina by Oesophagus99(m): 7:20am On Jul 31, 2023
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Crime / Re: Police Arrest Bride For Cutting Off Husbandā€™s Manhood In Katsina by Oesophagus99(m): 7:19am On Jul 31, 2023
Differentiate between:. PerĀ·petĀ·uĀ·ate Vs PerĀ·peĀ·trate

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Religion / Re: Parish Priest Sells Church And Its Land Leaving His Members In Disbelief (video) by Oesophagus99(m): 12:47pm On Jul 27, 2023
Candidlady:
grin
...Pastor should have sold some members too.. especially males in the church
Westernlove family
You're Such a Misandristic Scamp!
Romance / Re: Can A Woman Enjoy Life To The Fullest Without A Man In Her Life. Be Sincere. by Oesophagus99(m): 8:11pm On Jul 24, 2023
i don't know...
Ask Dildos and vibrators
Crime / Re: Underage Girls Forced Into Prostitution Rescued From Akwa Ibom Hotel (pic) by Oesophagus99(m): 8:28am On Jul 21, 2023
Candidlady:
Ć­Ā Ā½Ć­ĀøĀ”


RUDE B!TCH!
Ć­Ā Ā½Ć­Ā·Ā‘ĆÆĀøĀ

People like you are why this world is cursed..
Cursed gender.. Evil fruitless things

Pervs
Romance / Re: If I Am Having Sex With My Wife Everyday, Can That Equate To Exercise? by Oesophagus99(m): 12:50pm On Jul 19, 2023
Buffalo soldier!

...no go dey follow dem teenagers argue ball o - coz if them push you Na ground u dey go direct!
Phones / Re: Can My Iphone Be Tracked If Switched Off by Oesophagus99(m): 12:44pm On Jul 19, 2023
...a pathetic Thief indeed!
Business / Re: See How I Was deceived By Loan App Agent by Oesophagus99(m): 7:29am On Jul 14, 2023
email that copy of chat to the consumer protection council branch of the CBN....Act fast before you regret slacking o!

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Romance / Re: Ever Been In Relationship With A Narcissist, Share Your Experience. by Oesophagus99(m): 7:20am On Jul 14, 2023
I'm related to narcs.

I've got both covert and overt NARCISSIST in family

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Slave Masters At Work Place by Oesophagus99(m): 2:15pm On Jul 13, 2023
these are the TRAITS of a Narcissist!

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